Chapter 92: Flowers as a metaphor for people
It was already late at night, Niu Qiang pushed Xue Dingqiang away, and Yu Fengye stood at the door of the hospital yawning.
Li Shaoqing looked at her sister-in-law's fair face, couldn't help but feel pity, and stretched out her hand to wrap her shoulder: "Sister-in-law, you have worked hard recently, everyone has lost weight, and your diet is irregular?" ”
"Shaoqing, don't be like this, there are still people around......" Yu Fengye subconsciously resisted, and suddenly remembered that it was late at night, and there was no one around, so he didn't push Li Shaoqing away.
The two of them walked into the parking lot, and Yu Fengye asked in a low voice, "Am I not looking good when I'm thinner?" The other day, I weighed more than 111, and I wanted to lose one. ”
"Sister-in-law, don't be fooled by those people who sell diet pills. Those who weigh less than 100 are either poor-breasted or short. ”
"And sister-in-law, you didn't notice that your breasts are not as strong as before, and your ass is not as upturned as before. You lost weight by losing weight, but you lost weight where you shouldn't. ”
"Is there one?" Yu Fengye also touched his chest and buttocks very seriously, and found that he really seemed to have lost some weight.
Li Shaoqing lit a cigarette: "Sister-in-law, don't be misled by the current deformed aesthetics, in fact, women still have to be fatter." ”
"As long as a man likes plumpness, who wants to be pressed under him with a bunch of skeletons?"
"Don't say it's no fun, it's panicked when you really move!"
has been together for so long, and Li Shaoqing has become more and more unscrupulous in his speech. After all, Yu Fengye has already confided in his heart, and there is no barrier between the two of them.
"Shaoqing, I didn't expect you men to be so. Especially you, who actually like plumpness! ”
Li Shaoqing helped Yu Fengye pull on his seat belt, and then whispered: "From the perspective of species evolution, as long as it is a marriage with the purpose of continuing the next generation, I will definitely choose a marriage with a big breast, after all, it is the granary of the next generation." ”
Yu Fengye saw that Li Shaoqing said seriously, and couldn't help but feel a three-point evil taste rise in his heart: "Shaoqing, there are four women left in our Xue family now, who do you say has the best figure?" ”
This question is really difficult to answer, in front of my sister-in-law, to evaluate the sister-in-law, brother-in-law, and wife's figure, although this feeling is very exciting, but because of the improper answer, it will directly overturn the thunderstorm.
"Meilan bamboo chrysanthemum has its own strengths, they are all very good, they are all healthy and good figures!"
Yu Fengye smiled in his eyes: "I just found out, Shaoqing, you are still a little slippery, what is Meilan Zhuju?" Am I a plum or an orchid? ”
Li Shaoqing was originally casually perfunctory, but he didn't expect Yu Fengye to be serious, in the face of such a question, Li Shaoqing touched his nose: "Sister-in-law, you are an orchid, quiet and elegant, and the fragrance of flowers is pleasant." ”
"What kind of flowers are Xue Wanying and Xue Wanshuang?" Yu Fengye originally just asked casually, but he didn't expect to really ask the answer from Li Shaoqing's mouth, so he simply asked directly to the end.
"Wanying is more like a plum blossom, don't look at her usual babbling, in fact, she is very cold and arrogant in her heart."
"Wanshuang, this little girl, is tall, like a bamboo. Usually not visible mountains and water, silently rooted, once the ground is broken, it will inevitably amaze the world. ”
After Li Shaoqing finished speaking, she didn't know what was wrong, and she thought of Xue Wanshuang again, the little girl with secondary development, is really like bamboo, with thick accumulation and secondary development, maybe she will really become the most prominent one!
"Mei Lan Zhu Ju! Now that Meilan bamboo is there, there are chrysanthemums left, is it a chrysanthemum in your heart? After Yu Fengye finished speaking, a meaningful expression appeared on her face: "Shaoqing, if my sister-in-law wants to say two words to you, you still have to be a little in awe, and you can't play with her because she can let go of Qiaoqiao." ”
Yu Fengye said, and patted Li Shaoqing's shoulder meaningfully: "You can't be too Tao Yuanming, and you can't pick chrysanthemums under the fence every day!" In the future, I will be kind to Qiaoqiao, in fact, her background is quite pitiful......"
At first, Li Shaoqing didn't understand the meaning of Yu Fengye's words, but later he was seen by that meaningful look, and suddenly understood what his sister-in-law had misunderstood.
Li Shaoqing hurriedly explained: "Sister-in-law, the chrysanthemum I am talking about is that kind of chrysanthemum, which is a noun, not the kind of chrysanthemum you think, let alone an adjective." ”
"In my heart, Qiaoqiao is brilliant and enthusiastic, and always gives people a bright appearance, very similar to chrysanthemums."
Yu Fengye looked at Li Shaoqing silently, looking like he had seen through everything: "Don't explain, explaining is to cover up, and covering up is making up stories." ”
"Sister-in-law, but she is a medical student, she can see these things. I also know that you young people love excitement! ”
"Some quirks are nothing, as long as you take good hygiene and safety measures! Remember to take pity on the fragrance and cherish the jade, don't play the trick badly! ”
Li Shaoqing was speechless and found that now the yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants, not only how to explain it, but also how to explain it. Li Shaoqing simply didn't explain, and directly put it up.
The beetle slowly stopped in front of the house, looking at Yu Fengye with a fair face, Li Shaoqing's heart suddenly rose with a trace of evil taste: "Sister-in-law, you really don't mind?" ”
After Yu Fengye was in a trance, he understood what Li Shaoqing said: "Although I can't quite understand it, I am also against it." After all, everyone has the right to pursue their own happiness. ”
"Sister-in-law, what I'm asking is, do you mind?"
Yu Fengye looked at Li Shaoqing fixedly, and then understood the meaning of Li Shaoqing's words: "I definitely don't mind, but I won't participate either." ”
Yu Fengye guessed that Li Shaoqing might be trying to have bad intentions, so he blocked this matter in advance.
Looking at her sister-in-law with a serious face, Li Shaoqing couldn't help but want to tease her again: "In case I want to be special, can't you cooperate for me?" ”
"You can do anything else, you don't have to talk about it. After all, everyone has their own bottom line......"
"If, sister-in-law, you drink too much and can't resist me, and then I get what I want, will you ignore me?"
Yu Fengye didn't answer, but looked at Li Shaoqing silently, and suddenly took out the phone and said, "Shaoqing, I think you are sick, and it is a very serious mental illness, I know a psychiatrist, why don't you go to her to see a doctor?" ”
"In fact, each of us has a very dark side. But love is not presumptuous, but restraint. ”
"Shaoqing, I believe that you are a very restrained person, who knows how to love others, and is worthy of being loved by others."
Looking at Yu Fengye's black and white eyes, Li Shaoqing suddenly found that there was only a strong concern in her sister-in-law's eyes, without the slightest impurity, so she couldn't bear to tease her anymore: "Sister-in-law, in fact, Qiaoqiao and I are not so crazy......"
Yu Fengye didn't want to dwell on this issue, put her hand in front of Li Shaoqing's mouth, and signaled to the front: "Wanshuang is here, you have to play the role of her boyfriend now." ”
Following the direction of Yu Fengye's vision, Li Shaoqing saw the timid Xue Wanshuang, the little girl looked soft and weak, as if she was a pure little white flower.