The eighty-third episode of Helan Meiniang
The eighty-third Helan Meiniang
The sudden appearance of Mr. Eater surprised everyone! He came when they thought he would not come, and it came so suddenly, as if it had fallen from the sky. Some people even suspect that he had already come to the scene, but he was hiding in some corner.
Ermao is just as sleepy as Piggy! I wonder where he was hiding before? Otherwise, he wouldn't have come as if he was playing a trick without anyone noticing.
Ermao is reckless by nature, regardless of whether he is indiscriminate, and when he saw Mr. Eater, he wanted to arrest him, but was stopped by Pig Pig and said: "This person is cunning, he can't get all the stolen goods, I'm afraid he can't recruit him, I'll talk about it later." ”
"Catch it first," Ermao said, "Is it possible that you are still afraid that he will deny it?"
"You don't know the confusion!" said Piggy, "you can't catch it without being sure, because he is a different person." ”
"What identity? Isn't he just a book-eater!" Ermao thought relatively simply.
"Hey!" said Piggy, "he's a man and a woman!"
"What do you mean by that?"
"His surname is Helan and his name is Mei Niang!"
"A?" Ermao was shocked!
"Yes!" said Zhu Zhu, "Five thousand years ago, she became addicted to drinking ink, and secretly drank the treasure ink of the Jade Emperor, and was sent to the world by the heavenly court to steal and eat the ink inkstone of the world every day. Later, she became famous for stealing ink, and those Confucian children regarded ink treasures as their lives! Most of them hid ink treasures. She couldn't steal Mobao, so she stole the bamboo slips or paper for writing to eat. So much so that there was a shortage of ink in the world for a time! It was also because she ate books that her literary brilliance soared, and for many years there was no one in heaven and on earth who could not compare with her! Because she was brilliant. Often dressed as a suave man to go out on various occasions, but. She frequents the bookstore the most!"
"Oh! No wonder your father's 10,000-song Tang Dynasty quatrain was lost unconsciously, it turned out that she ate it!" Ermao suddenly realized at this time!"Then how do we start?"
"It's best to follow her and catch her when she takes off her men's clothes!"
"Take off your clothes and catch it again?" Ermao's face flushed: "How embarrassed is a woman to take off her clothes!"
"Where do you want to go!" said Piggy, "I just wanted to say that I would catch her after she showed her women's clothes." ”
"That's what happened!" Ermao said, "I thought I was going to catch a nude while people were sleeping!"
"You want to do good things!" Piggy teased, "It's just a good thing that I don't want you!"
"Stinky boy!" Ermao said, "Uncle Na Kaisha!"
Piggy didn't make a sound. Quietly observing the movement on the field.
Over there, Liu Wenzhu came on the stage and said: A peony, please teach me!" So, he read casually:
"A few flowers bloom a few times
Spring light is sprinkled in front of the peony pavilion
The east wind is mighty, and the spring is like the sea
The garden is full of national color and fragrance
Brilliant strokes
Huaguan Gai Tingfang
A rich and noble body
Earn good articles through the ages"
"Okay! I like this peony!" Li Qingxue clapped his hands on the stage: "Please advise you on a spring song:
The north wind rolls up the pillow and the side is cold
Plum blossoms hate late spring
A dream of fragrant fragrance
Wake up to the moonlight
Morning dew
Thunder breaks through the nine levels
It's March
See you again on a sunny day"
"Not bad, not bad!" After Li Qingxue finished reading, the Li family came on the stage and said: "I recite an old work, a sigh in winter! I saw him read aloud in a decent voice:
"I felt like I heard it
Winter trees
In this dry season
Looking forward to that little bit of moisturizing call
Miserly winter
But he refused to put the long-lost snow
Blessed with nature
The wind hangs leisurely on the tip of the knife
Carved in the rings
Never iron even wrinkles
I could hear the withered plants
Lamenting with the trees
I don't know the way, I don't know the way
Will it be possible to be on the treetops next year
Grow Spring"
Ding Nianbao said: "I especially like the last two sentences, I don't know if I don't know if I can be on the treetops next year."
Grow spring!" This sentence can be described as the soul of the whole poem, the finishing touch. ”
"It's good!" Chen Baohua said: "Senior Brother Qing is so literate!"
"Awards, awards!" Li Qingxue was naturally polite.
"Who's coming next?" Chen Baohua asked. "My one-faced peach blossom. I have revised it several times and always feel that there is something unsatisfactory, so I just want to ask everyone!" Ding Nianbao said:
"The spring breeze is wrapped in the smell of fragrant grass and comes from the mountains
The peach blossoms bloom overnight
Pink light makeup
With the shyness of a girl
Sweetly snuggled in the embrace of the wind
Whispering
The long-lost lovesickness
The wind touched the girl's heartbeat
Blushing cheeks were written all over the place
Intoxicating smile
Hang the splendor on the treetops
Bask your beauty in the sun
Put happiness on the faces of tourists
Embellishment with a peach blossom on a human face
"Okay, good!" Liu Wenzhu said: "I think our modern poems are better written than those ancient style poems, you are like Ding Nianbao's poem: the wind touched the girl's heartbeat, and the blushing cheeks were full of intoxicating smiles! I love it!"
"Brother Xie Wenzhu's comment!" Ding Nianbao was very happy in his heart. At least, his poems have been recognized by everyone.
"A farmhouse! Please comment!" Choi Tae-jun debuted:
"Chrysanthemum under the east fence
West gable head melon
Pineapple tree outside the south gate
A farmhouse in the north ditch
Clear springs flow in the mountains
Xitou Huanyi yarn
Pick up the sunset to make neon clothes
Draped in autumn to make the scenery
The breeze is wrapped in the bright moon
A pot of tea among the flowers
Drunk lying on osmanthus granes
Wake up to a starry sky
I don't know where to go home."
"Okay, good!" After everyone commented, Zhang Jiasheng appeared in the applause of everyone.
"A farewell, please advise!" Zhang Jiasheng read:
"Farewell
Parting to give you a poem,
Never forget
Give you the whole heart,
Write a piece of joy in your chest
With your heart's content
Black hair turns white
I can't forget the meaning of the past
You're still you. I'm not me anymore
All that is left is memory
It's a long way to go
Impetuous and lonely
With a sigh"
"Okay!" Chen Baohua took the lead in applauding and said: "I like this poem very much, every sentence of it is filled with infinite affection! There is a hint of sadness in the nostalgia, and this sadness is so beautiful. I like it very much!"
"Good!"
"Mr. Eater!, you were late in the last round, and you were at the bottom of the list. Why don't you go on this round now!" Chen Baohua said to Mr. Eater: "Everyone is looking forward to your masterpiece!"
"Okay then!" Mr. Eater was not polite: "I'll improvise a song of Lushan!" Mr. Eater made his debut, improvised a dance, and sang while dancing:
"The mountains are high and the sky is near
Relying on the platform to look forward to the source of Baili Luyuan
Stepping on the green and proud
Lu Shangao. Skyrim comes
Pick the stars and look at the moon, and touch the remote platform with your hand
Heavy Heaven Ninety-Nine
Just around the corner
Invite friends from afar.
Climb the heights
Sky to see the clouds"
"Okay!" Liu Wenzhu shouted: "There is momentum!"
Mr. Eat Books is interested, when happy. Throwing off the robe, showing red makeup, long hair fluttering and handsome. Completely like a woman! Everyone present was amazed! All were amazed! The gentleman was drunk and almost crazy! He continued to sing:
"Looking east at Yi Mountain
Look west to Mount Tai
Look down at the splendid rivers and mountains of Qilu
The Yi River is thousands of miles in front of you
The sky is high
Impressive
Red tiles, green trees, and colorful clouds
The verdant can save the moon in the sky
Wind and rain is Lushan
Wild and green
The fog is vast
The mountains come out of the sky and the clouds are dressed
The peak is thousands of feet high, and the crane in the clouds
The tree is a thousand feet long and there are magpies
By the sky
Far from the ground
With hundreds of years of green mountains!"
She reveled in poetry and was completely unaware of the danger that was around her.
"Up!" In order to prevent shocking the world, Pig Pig and Ermao directly appeared on the scene to arrest people with their bare hands. (To be continued......)