Chapter 177: Old Horseman, Don't blame me for being ruthless!
Originally, today's second ring match.
Wang Mo thought that if Zheng Guoyun could be honest, then he would accompany the other party normally and would not be a moth.
But if Zheng Guoyun dares to do anything, then Wang Mo will not be polite.
Especially in his heart, he didn't like Zheng Guoyun in the first place.
Because Zheng Guoyun is the culprit of their Wangjia Village being targeted by the surrounding villages.
"I originally wanted to let you go, but you didn't cherish it. It seems that some people don't teach a lesson, and they never know why the flowers are so red. ”
The expression on Wang Mo's face remained unchanged, but he snorted coldly in his heart.
And at the moment.
In the audience, because of Zheng Guoyun's uplink, everyone started to talk about it.
"Haha, this couplet is interesting."
"Teacher Zheng's uplink is talking about Wang Mo?"
"Lao Zheng is educating Wang Mo."
"It's wonderful, I scolded Wang Mo for the bad things he did through Shanglian, and the other party couldn't refute it. Is this what makes Mr. Zheng so powerful? ”
Only the people in Wangjia Village don't look good.
Isn't it normal for a child to steal some fruits and peanuts or something in the vegetable patch of the neighborhood?
Who hasn't done anything like this as a kid?
Even this reveals a lot of childlike fun.
However, Zheng Guoyun took great pains to write it into the couplet to reprimand Wang Mo.
That's a bit too much.
"Zheng Guoyun's old puppet."
"I know that this old immortal will not give up today."
"What to do? How does this uplink respond? ”
"Yes, whether it is responding to 'should' or 'shouldn't', the other party will be caught."
When the people of Wangjia Village were depressed and anxious.
I saw that the people in the think tank had already handed the note to Wang Mo.
Moment.
All eyes on you.
Everyone wants to know what kind of linkage the think tank in Wangjiacun has.
Even Zheng Guoyun looked at it with a haughty face, and even he thought of what kind of subordinate link Wangjiacun would have, as long as the other party's lower link was guessed by himself, then he would attack it for the second time.
Stage.
Wang Mo glanced at the note, and then the corners of his mouth hooked up an inexplicable smile, and then he said loudly: "The next link given by our Wangjia Village is: Wandering around and fooling around, not reading ancient and modern sage books, and not ashamed?" ”
Shanglian: The south courtyard is adjacent to the north and the south, stealing people's green dates, should it be?
Downlink: Traveling around the world, not reading ancient and modern sage books, not ashamed?
Didn't you say I stole something?
Then you old guy, as a scholar, but you fool around outside all day long, and don't go home to study, do you want to be ashamed?
As soon as the words fell.
There was an uproar in the audience.
"it."
"This is down."
"Absolutely."
And Zheng Guoyun's originally arrogant face instantly turned iron blue, and he was so angry that his hand holding the fan was trembling: "You...... You...... Shaft! How dare you scold me! ”
In Zheng Guoyun's life, he has suffered this kind of humiliation.
When he landed, his breathing became unsteady, and he blew his beard and stared.
Wang Mo smiled and said, "Mr. Zheng, please don't be impatient." First of all, I'm not scolding you, I'm just a microphone. Secondly, it's just a downlink, and it's for the uplink. Why did you automatically substitute it? ”
"You!"
Zheng Guoyun almost couldn't breathe, and tried to pat his chest a few times to calm down his breathing, before he said angrily: "Okay! Very good, the old man still wanted to save some face for you, since this is the case, then there is no need. The fifth joint: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven! ”
When others heard Zheng Guoyun's words, they were all inexplicable.
What do you mean?
You don't save face, and you have a couplet like this?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?
What do you mean?
Only Wang Mo heard this couplet, and his pupils shrank sharply.
Because he knew that Zheng Guoyun really didn't give him face!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, but there is no eight, which means "forgetting eight", and "forgetting eight" is homophonic to Wang eight.
So this uplink is purely to scold him for being a bastard.
He sneered, and after getting the note, he said: "Then Mr. Zheng is very good, and the next link is: filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty." ”
After talking about the next link, Zheng Guoyun did not react.
As soon as Wang Mo looked at it, he knew that the other party did not make a couplet.
At this moment, hearing what Wang Mo said, Zheng Guoyun sneered: "Inexplicable downlink." Anyway, presumably you Wangjiacun don't know the meaning of Shanglian. I don't bother to explain, so be it. ”
Wang Mo sneered: "Mr. Zheng, you said that my next link is really inexplicable?" ”
Zheng Guoyun snorted: "Isn't it? Because my uplink has a deep meaning. ”
Wang Mo: "I also have a deep meaning in this link. ”
Zheng Guoyun: "What is the meaning of your next link?" ”
Wang Mo: "You first tell me what the meaning of Shanglian is, and then I'll explain it to you." ”
Zheng Guoyun: "Originally, I wanted to save some face for you, but now it seems that it is not necessary." I have this uplink 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven', but there is no eight, which means 'forgetting eight'. ”
With this statement, many people in the audience finally came back to their senses.
"Oops, forget eight? Isn't it Wang Ba? ”
"This is secretly scolding Wang Mo for being a little bastard."
"If it weren't for Mr. Zheng's explanation, how would I know?"
"Sure enough, the pen of the literati is the knife of murder. I didn't even know if I was scolded. ”
"Now that I look at it, the next link in Wangjia Village is really meaningless."
"I'll just say, Teacher Zheng is so powerful, how can Wangjiacun compare."
“……”
In the midst of a lot of discussion.
Wang Mo also smiled and spoke: "I also have one word missing this link, didn't Mr. Zheng see it?" ”
Zheng Guoyun frowned: "Say!" ”
Wang Mo said: "You are still a teacher, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty...... I don't know if I don't have shame. My next link is obviously 'shameless'. ”
If Zheng Guoyun's uplink "forgets eight", you have to associate it to think of "Wang Ba".
After Wang Mo explained, everyone instantly saw that the next link was "shameless".
Especially the next link, which just corresponds to Zheng Guoyun's identity as a teacher, and satirizes that Zheng Guoyun has learned "filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty", but he doesn't know shame.
When he landed, everyone's hearts were shocked.
This downlink is the real absolute.
It's just mercilessly scolding people to death!
Moment.
Everyone looked at Zheng Guoyun on the stage.
Sure enough, at this moment, Zheng Guoyun's face was already pale, and his hands were trembling with anger.
When Wang Mo said just now that he was not ashamed, he almost exploded. Being scolded shamelessly in front of him at this moment, how can his young heart stand it?
Fortunately, someone saw that Zheng Guoyun's face was wrong, rushed to the stage and patted Zheng Guoyun on the back, and handed him a cup of hot water.
Zheng Guoyun drank a few sips of hot water before he took a breath.
But his face was still pale.
He pointed at Wang Mo, his voice trembling: "Okay! Very good! You Wangjia Village actually dare to humiliate the old man like this. Even if the old man is out of the way, he wants you to look good. ”
Wang Mo originally had a smile on his face.
Hearing Zheng Guoyun's words, his face fell.
This old puppet is really stubborn.
Obviously, it was the other party who provoked the matter, but after he couldn't beat it, he blamed them on the head of Wangjia Village.
Outrageous!
Originally, Wang Mo still thought that the other party was old and frail, and let the other party go.
For the New Year, it is unlucky to make the other party angry and sick.
But now it seems that this old guy doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin.
Otherwise, if you don't "kill" the other party today, after you leave, the old guy may do something to disgust Wangjia Village.
Wang Mo was silently calculating in his heart.
A moment later.
He looked at Zheng Guoyun coldly: "Mr. Zheng, your five questions have ended." Now, it's our turn to solve the problem in Wangjia Village! ”
Zheng Guoyun exhaled angrily: "I'll wait!" ”
At the same time, the heart decides.
After Wangjiacun comes out of the upper link, he must teach the other party a lesson in the lower link.
Let the other party know the consequences of angering him.
However, he didn't expect that Wang Mo said another sentence: "Mr. Zheng, our think tank in Wangjia Village said that in the next five couplets, as long as you make a neat couplet, you will win." But if all five couplets can't be corrected, just kowtow to us honestly and go back to your village! ”
Rumble!
These words seemed to ignite the explosives storehouse.
All of them were blown up to the point that their ears were buzzing.
Without him!
It's really Wang Mo's words that are too arrogant.
Five couplets, as long as the United Village comes up with one couplet, their Wangjia Village will admit defeat?
"It's too arrogant!"
"Teacher Zheng, him!"
"I'm so angry, is Wangjiacun so arrogant?"
"Made, this is not a reflection of our United Village at all."
"Our joint village composed of more than 30 villages, no matter how bad it is, it won't be able to match any of the five couplets, right?"
"Made, now drive you crazy, wait a minute, don't cry."
Even the people in Wangjia Village were taken aback by Wang Mo's words.
I'll be obedient, don't pull us if you talk big, okay?
But on the surface, they still have to support their own people.
"Good! Well said! ”
"That's what kind of momentum you want."
"It's too domineering."
"Swear to advance and retreat with Wangjia Village!"
In the ring, Zheng Guoyun heard Wang Mo's words, and he also laughed angrily: "I have never seen such an arrogant person." ”
Wang Mo: "You saw it today." ”
Zheng Guoyun: "Very good, then I'll see what arrogant capital you have in Wangjia Village." ”
He boasted that he had studied couplets for many years.
Although the level is not up to the top.
But Zheng Guoyun is sure that no one in the whole of China can make five couplets in a row, and he can't match any of them.
So in his eyes, Wang Mo's words were arrogant and boundless.
Zheng Guoyun said coldly: "Come, let me listen, your first uplink." ”
Wang Mo glanced at the white paper as usual, and his voice was clear: "Listen up, Shanglian is: A total of three masters in one township and two miles do not know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold." ”
After reading it, there was a moment of dead silence on the scene.
Especially Zheng Guoyun, who was originally just a pale face, has become indiscriminate at the moment.
This couplet, from one to ten, actually says ten numbers, which is extremely exquisite.
On this basis alone, it can be included in the ranks of classic couplets.
But that's not the point.
The point is: everyone heard that this couplet was satirizing Zheng Guoyun, an old master, who was fame-seeking, vain, and unworthy......
If the previous couplet, Wang Mo was just sarcastic.
This uplink is naked abuse!
There is no difference from pointing at Zheng Guoyun's face and scolding the other party's old horseman.
With Zheng Guoyun's arrogance, where can he stand it?
Blood pressure soared to over 18 in an instant.
He gasped for breath and didn't say a word.
First, it is angry.
Second, he racked his brains and found that he couldn't match the next link.
Minutes and seconds passed.
Soon.
Three minutes passed, and Zheng Guoyun still did not give an answer.
Wang Mo looked at him coldly and said mercilessly: "Mr. Zheng, the time has come." ”
Zheng Guoyun breathed like a blower, just staring at Wang Mo.
After half a ring, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I can't answer this uplink." ”
Scold!
Wang Mo opened his mouth and said, "Then, do you want to know about the next link?" ”
Zheng Guoyun squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "You say!" ”
Wang Mo snapped his fingers, and his voice was loud: "The next link is: ten rooms and nine poor people get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and they are half-hearted and obscene." ”
Uplink incorporates numbers from one to ten, ten times.
The next couplet, ten to one in reverse order, is inserted into the couplet, which can be described as the pinnacle of wonder, which makes people applaud.
It's just that the meaning contained in this couplet is too bitter and mean.
As soon as the words fell.
Zheng Guoyun, who had been staring at him all the time, suddenly felt a tightness in his chest, raised his head and fell backwards.
When I landed, the scene was in chaos.
"Teacher Zheng fainted!"
"Quick, call an ambulance."
"A few people come up first, pinch people."
"Do you want artificial respiration?"
"Oh my God, how can this be?"
"What to do? What to do? ”
At this time.
I only heard a girl rushing from a distance, it was Luo Min.
She held a box high in her hand and shouted, "Don't be afraid, I have a quick-acting heart-saving pill here!" ”
(End of chapter)