Old brute!

Old brute......

He Anmin kept echoing these words in his mind, almost crazy.

At this moment, he finally knew what Zheng Guoyun's mood was just now. However, unlike Zheng Guoyun, who was passively scolded, he took the initiative to meet and find the scolding.

"How so? How can it be right? ”

He Anmin's eyes were lost and he kept muttering to himself.

The couplet he took out was not actually created by himself, but taken from the Shanshui Forum.

He has long forgotten the source of the upper couplet, he only remembers that this upper link has been hanging on the forum for more than half a year, and no one has been able to perfectly match the lower couplet until today.

Either the battle is not neat.

Either the artistic conception is not as good as the upper link.

He Anmin originally thought that no matter how powerful Wangjiacun was, it would be impossible to make this link. Even if it comes out, it is estimated that it will not be able to catch the eye.

But he never dreamed of it.

Wangjiacun not only came out, but even returned his scolding words with interest.

Thinking of the words "how can an old brute come up with a question", he almost exploded again.

However.

His heart hadn't calmed down yet.

Wang Mo had already spoken again, and he said with a smile: "Mr. He, my Wangjiacun has already been connected to your Shanglian, I don't know if you are satisfied?" ”

He Anmin breathed heavily and said angrily: "Sure enough, I don't have the slightest quality of respecting teachers and valuing education. ”

Respect for teachers and education?

Wang Mo didn't argue, but sneered: "It seems that Mr. He is also a teacher, so he has always emphasized respecting teachers and valuing education." I happen to have a liaison here to consult Mr. He, and please answer. ”

He Anmin said coldly: "Say! I listened. ”

This is equivalent to admitting his identity as a teacher.

Then.

Wang Mo said in a deep voice: "Shanglian is: rice sorghum, wheat millet, these hybrids, which one is Mr.?" ”

The so-called soybean is the name of soybeans in ancient times. Millet and millet are both millet-like grains.

From the superficial meaning, Shanglian is: rice, sorghum, soybeans, wheat, yellow rice, sticky rice, which of these hybrid crops was cultivated first?

However, the latter sentence can be understood by a three-year-old child, and it is purely a curse. scolded He Anmin as a teacher just a mongrel and unworthy of being a teacher.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the villagers were in an uproar again.

"Bastard?"

"Damn, that's okay?"

"That's worse than an old brute."

"The key is that if you are more serious, this Shanglian is really not scolding."

"That's the beauty of it. scolded you, but you can't refute it. ”

There were even some villagers from Wangjia Village who shouted: "Mr. He, may I ask these mongrels, which one is Mr.?" ”

When listening to Wang Mo recite the first half of the sentence, He Anmin was still a little dazed.

But when Wang Mo finished reading the second half of the sentence, He Anmin felt that his blood pressure had soared, and he had an urge to kill.

There was only one thought in my mind: just now he called me an old brute, and now he called me a bastard......

He clenched his hands into fists, his muscles exposed.

But after glancing at Wang Mo, who is 1.8 meters tall and young and strong, he still dispelled the idea of working hard with the other party.

Behind He Anmin.

Zheng Guoyun, who had been so angry that his blood pressure soared, suddenly felt a lot more comfortable at this moment, and at the same time had a strong sympathy for He Anmin.

After all, although Wang Mo scolded him harshly just now, he just said that he was not worthy of his reputation and morality.

But Wang Mo scolded He Anmin, that's an old beast and a mongrel!

How much has the combat effectiveness increased tenfold or hundredfold?

At this moment, Zheng Guoyun actually had the illusion of rejoicing, fortunately he didn't go up to continue the duel with Wang Mo, otherwise he was afraid that he would die alive in the ring today.

"Lao He, hold on!"

Zheng Guoyun said secretly in his heart.

At this moment, He Anmin was already so angry that his seven orifices were smoking, his brain was blank, and he just stared at Wang Mo.

Of course, he is also trying to calm himself down, and wants to make a downward link to fight back.

However, no matter what he thought, he couldn't think of a suitable downlink at all.

Soon.

The three-minute time is up.

Wang Mo said lightly: "Mr. He, you didn't make a link, so our Wangjiacun won this game." ”

"You!"

He Anmin was unwilling: "There is a kind of Wangjia Village that says the next link." Such an uplink, do you dare to say that there is a downlink?! ”

Wang Mo glanced at him and snorted, "...... Why bother asking Lao Tzu. ”

"What do you say?!!!"

He Anmin's lungs exploded.

He was angry with Shanglian just now, and when he asked Wang Mo, he actually got such an arrogant answer from the other party.

He was furious: "Do you have any quality? Is there a upbringing? Calling himself Lao Tzu in front of the old man? ”

Even many villagers in the audience rebuked Wang Molai at this moment.

After all, no matter how ruthless Wang Mo scolded He Anmin before, it was just a couplet, and they couldn't get angry.

But Wang Mo's answer at this moment showed that he was not qualified.

However.

When He Anmin was still angrily scolding Wang Mo.

Wang Mo interrupted his impotent anger and said lightly: "Mr. He, didn't you just ask me to scold?" I've told you everything, why do you still say that I'm not qualified? ”

"Downlink? Where's the downlink? ”

He Anmin laughed angrily: "Is it that you call yourself Lao Tzu in front of me?" ”

Wang Mo spread his hands and said, "I have already told you about the next link just now, but you only heard the words 'why bother to ask Lao Tzu', alas, ......"

He Anmin was angry: "Don't quibble. ”

Wang Mo: "I'm not quibbling. ”

He Anmin: "What about the next link?" Where is it? ”

Wang Mo said helplessly, "Then you listen well." This next couplet is: poetry and books are easy, rites and spring and autumn, many serious, why bother asking Lao Tzu! ”

Shanglian: Rice sorghum, wheat millet, these hybrids, which one is Mr.?

Downlink: Poetry and books are easy, rites are in the Spring and Autumn Period, many serious, why bother asking Lao Tzu!

He Anmin was furious at first, but as he listened, he felt a mouthful of blood blocked in his throat, and he was so uncomfortable that he wanted to explode.

This lower link is more understandable than the upper link.

The superficial meaning is: poems and books are easy to give birth to in the Spring and Autumn Period, these are all good books, why bother to ask Lao Tzu Li Er?

But anyone can hear the second meaning: You He Anmin is not good at reading books, and you can't get a couplet right, so you are embarrassed to ask Lao Tzu me?

"Ho, ho, ho~~~"

He Anmin's throat made a dry sound.

He didn't expect that he was severely humiliated by Shanglian, so he went to ask Xialian, but he was scolded again.

A couplet, I was scolded twice.

The point is that he can't say that the other party is scolding himself, because this couplet literally does not mean scolding at all, but expounds a fact.

But because of this, He Anmin was uncomfortable.

Rub and rub...... He suddenly felt that he could not stand on his feet, and took a few steps back.

Then there is dizziness and fire.

Just when He Anmin felt that he was about to fall, a strong arm helped him.

Then, a girl shouted, "Open your mouth." ”

He Anmin subconsciously opened his mouth, and he felt that someone had stuffed a pill into his mouth, and he subconsciously swallowed it.

After a while, he came back to his senses.

I heard someone talking behind me.

"Dad, I said I wanted a quick-acting heart pill."

"It's still Minmin, you're amazing, Dad is convinced."

When He Anmin heard this, the world spun again.

Then, strong arms helped him again, but he didn't let him fall.

The villagers in the audience have long been noisy.

Who would have thought that Wang Mo really didn't scold just now, but said a couplet?!

"Calling himself Lao Tzu, he didn't scold anyone?"

"Yes, no scolding."

"But I just curse when I hear it."

"That's the beauty of this couplet, you can only hold it."

"I have a chill in my back, such a couplet can really scold people to death, right?"

"Fortunately, Mr. He has a strong psychological quality, and he hasn't fainted yet."

"Yes, if it was Mr. Zheng, he would have burped a long time ago."

“……”

Wang Mo glanced at He Anmin, who was so angry that he almost exploded, and said secretly in his heart: "There are still three questions in the back, if I don't teach you a hard lesson today, Lao Tzu will write the king upside down and write it in reverse!" ”

Soon.

The think tank of Wangjia Village handed over the paper ball again.

This time, Wang Mo opened it and took a look, slightly stunned, there were words on it.

It was Hao Mingxing who wrote: "Brother Mo, for the New Year, don't make too much trouble." If the elderly have three strengths and two weaknesses, it may have a negative impact on Brother Mo in the future. ”

See this sentence.

Wang Mo was silent for a moment and nodded secretly.

Hao Mingxing still thought deeply, he only cared about venting on stage, and he almost went crazy.

But I didn't think about the consequences.

These elderly people basically have underlying diseases such as high blood pressure and diabetes, and if they are angry with themselves and go to the hospital, they will not be able to please them at all.

It's better to be careful.

Thinking of this, he secretly said: "Then let this old guy go first, and stop in moderation." ”

Of course, just let He Anmin go and unite the village...... He still couldn't let it go.

In fact, even if Wang Mo refused to let go of He Anmin, there was no chance.

Because He Anmin on the stage, in the strange eyes of thousands of people in the audience, he couldn't hang up after all, and left with his sleeves up, without even saying hello to Zheng Guoyun.

At this moment, everyone was in an uproar.

Especially the people of United Village, there is no longer the arrogance and arrogance they had before.

They originally thought that today's couplet duel was the strong point of United Village, and it would definitely teach Wangjia Village a lesson. Unexpectedly, after a few rounds, Zheng Guoyun and He Anmin, two powerful figures, were all defeated.

And the defeat was inhumane.

Even before the game ended, there was no one on the stage.

Wang Mo hadn't spoken yet.

The elder of Wangjia Village, who was in charge of presiding over the meeting, spoke: "Is there anyone else coming up from United Village?" If no one comes up, then I will judge United Village to lose today's game. ”

After a long time, a middle-aged man walked up from the audience.

The man was a teacher in a middle school, and his education level was not very high, but at this time, he still had to stand up.

Otherwise, it would be an absolute shame that no one from more than 30 villages in United Village came to power.

After coming to power.

The man forgot that it was Wangjiacun who came up with the question, and immediately said the question he had prepared: "My upper link is: It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, it becomes rain when it falls to the ground, and it is troublesome for snow to become rainy, so it's better to only rain in God."

After finishing speaking, the audience was in a roar.

Because this couplet of the man, compared to the previous couplet, is really too bad, and there is even no bright spot at all.

"Is this also counting?"

"Hahaha, laugh at me."

"Good! Very good! It makes my scalp tingle when I hear it. ”

"Well, it can't be helped. For people who don't understand couplets, it's too difficult for you to ask him to make a couplet on the spot. ”

At this time, someone said: "But this kind of couplet has an advantage, that is, in the face of this kind of couplet, it is impossible for the Wangjia Village to scold people anymore, right?" ”

When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized.

"That's right, can Wangjiacun still make a scolding link?"

"The upper link is so vulgar, and the lower link is not much better no matter how wonderful it is."

"What pot with what lid."

Even the man on the stage showed a hint of smugness on his face.

In fact, he didn't know that this pair of upper links was very mediocre, but in fact, he did it on purpose. Because after seeing the fate of Zheng Guoyun and He Anmin, the man already had a certain psychological shadow on the think tank in Wangjiacun. That's why he came up with such a ticket-based oil linkage.

The man said in his heart: If I come out like this, can you still scold me in Wangjia Village?

What he wants is stability.

As long as you can get out of the way, it is a victory.

Just when everyone is talking.

Wang Mo on the stage had already read out the next couplet.

He looked at the man and said in a loud voice: "The next link is: Mr. doesn't eat when he eats, he becomes in his stomach when he eats, and it's troublesome to eat when he eats, so it's better for Mr. to just eat."

？？？

！！！

In an instant, the audience fell into dead silence.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

(End of chapter)