Chapter 406: Come on! "Nervous"! (2-in-1 Chapter)
After Wang Mo knew what song he chose, he breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart.
He was back in the player's room as soon as he could.
When Liu Shufang saw him, her eyes immediately lit up and she greeted him excitedly: "Ouch, Xiao Wang, you are finally here, this place is too boring to sit in, and there is no one to chat with after you leave." I'm suffocating. ”
Wang Mo said in his heart: I've only been out for less than five minutes, okay?
I can't bear it.
It is also a skill to find such a person in the show.
took advantage of Aunt Liu's failure to start talking.
He hurriedly said, "Aunt Liu, time is tight, let's discuss the song, shall we?" ”
"Hey!"
Aunt Liu waved her hand: "Don't worry, let's talk a few more words." ”
You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry!
Wang Mo was so stunned, Liu Shufang turned on the machine gun mode again: "Actually, I didn't want to sing, I just shouted a few times in the vegetable market, where can I sing on TV?" However, the TV station said that it would help me reimburse the air tickets and accommodation I came to get, and I thought that I rarely came to Star City, so I would treat it as a tourist. But when I came here, I realized that the TV station was too bad and didn't allow me to go out at all, so they locked me up here, and I was still a fart. But just now I called my daughter and asked if she knew you. As a result, my daughter said you are a big star? When the key girl heard your name, she was like a sheep's madness, saying that she would ask me to sign your autograph, take pictures, and let me steal ...... Ahem, go back with one of your clothes, socks will do the same......"
“……”
Wang Mo rubbed his eyebrows again.
He said ruthlessly: "Aunt Liu, if you can sing this song well, I will ask someone to accompany you around Star City and give you a piece of my signature shirt, what do you think?" ”
Aunt Liu's eyes lit up: "Really? ”
Wang Mo: "Of course it's true. ”
Aunt Liu: "Did you wear that shirt, or did you buy it new?" ”
Wang Mo forced a smile: "Newly bought." ”
Aunt Liu: "Oh, Xiao Wang." Actually, that's not what I meant, singing, since I'm here, I'm sure I'm going to have to take it seriously, right? As for the shirt, don't sign it, I'll just take it...... Well, I'm 160, plus size, whatever the color is. ”
"Good...... Good. ”
Wang Mo swallowed.
Aunt Liu, who got a free shirt, really became much easier to talk to.
In these years, aunt is actually the easiest to handle.
Give them a little profit, and they'll be able to hold you in the palm of their hand in no time.
Wang Mo asked tentatively, "Then let's start practicing songs?" ”
Aunt Liu waved her hand: "Okay! ”
She didn't realize what it meant for Wang Mo to come up with a song so quickly.
Come to the practice room.
Wang Mo said: "Aunt Liu, the song we sang this time has no lyrics. ”
When Liu Shufang heard this, she was pleasantly surprised: "Oh, no lyrics are good, no lyrics are good." I just can't remember the lyrics. Look at the current songs, there are a lot of messy lyrics, and I can't hear them clearly, and my head hurts when I hear them. ”
She also didn't know what it meant to have a song without lyrics.
That's fine.
In this way, Wang Mo found that Aunt Liu did not have the slightest psychological burden, but was motivated for a shirt.
Wang Mo took a notebook, wrote two words on the paper, and said with a smile: "Auntie, although our song has no lyrics, we still have to remember the title of the song." ”
The paper reads: Worried.
That's right!
The song Wang Mo prepared for Liu Shufang this time is the famous "Worried".
Aunt Liu is a high Chinese certificate, and it is still no problem to recognize words, she nodded: "Worried, well, I remember." ”
Wang Mo: "Since there are no lyrics, then I will sing a sentence and you will learn a sentence?" ”
"Okay."
Aunt Liu agreed.
So next, Wang Mo sang a sentence, and Aunt Liu learned a sentence.
This is the first time Wang Mo sang "Worried" in his previous life and this life, and he was full of embarrassment when he sang it.
"Ahh
It's like a bumpy, making his face hot.
But what he didn't expect was that Liu Shufang seemed to be extremely energetic, and the more she sang, the more surprise she saw in her eyes: "Ouch, this song is good, this song is really good!" ”
Wang Mo only taught her three times, and Liu Shufang, who had no lyrics, was able to imitate eighty percent of the songs on her own.
This kind of talent stunned Wang Mo.
After all, this song was called a song of death in a previous life!
Except for Lao Gong, a god man, there are few people in Huaxia who can control it.
But now Aunt Liu seems to be like a fish in water when she sings this song, especially the large section of "Boom Boom Boom" in the middle, Wang Mo sang it stumblingly.
But Aunt Liu was extremely smooth.
According to her words: "This singing is more energetic than quarreling!" ”
That's it.
It's just that in less than half a day, Wang Mo can only sit next to him and stare dryly, because Aunt Liu has completely controlled the situation and doesn't need Wang Mo's participation at all.
Even when Wang Mo went to teach, she still thought Wang Mo was in the way.
"Ahh
Boom Boom
That perfect interpretation, Wang Mo was relieved and frightened to watch.
After singing for a while, Aunt Liu felt that she was singing boringly.
She said to Wang Mo: "No, no, I need a lot of people to play well when I quarrel." ”
Wang Mo was stunned: "Aunt Liu, you are singing now, not quarreling." ”
Aunt Liu heaved: "Isn't this song just a quarrel?" ”
Wang Mo was speechless.
However, what Aunt Liu said does have a certain amount of truth, if it weren't for her excellent talent in quarreling, she might not be able to control this song.
After a pause, Wang Mo said, "Then how do you think you should train?" ”
Aunt Liu: "Open the door, I can breathe when I sing." ”
Okay.
Wang Mo felt that if he didn't open the door, Aunt Liu would be able to go to the top floor of the Mango Building to sing. She can definitely do it with this posture.
It's just that......
After opening the door, Wang Mo urinated again.
He didn't dare sit here.
A few minutes later.
When he came back again, he found that the door of the singing room had already been fenced out.
There are three floors inside and three layers outside.
All of them are employees of Mango TV.
Everyone didn't even care about their work, and they stared at it one by one, as if there was something particularly attractive to them.
The people inside watched excitedly.
The people outside anxiously asked, "What do you see?" ”
A staff member in front of him didn't look back: "Don't look, listen!" ”
I don't know when.
Chief director Zhao Quan came over, and when he saw this situation, he almost vomited blood: "Is it fun?" ”
One person quickly said, "It's fun, it's fun!" ”
Zhao Quan: "It's more fun than work?" ”
This person reflexes: "How can work be better than ......"
Then he suddenly felt that the voice was so familiar.
When he turned his head, he saw Zhao Quan's dark face.
The man was almost scared: "Director Zhao, do you know me?" ”
Zhao Quan said coldly: "Which department are you in?" ”
This person ran away as soon as he slipped away, so it's good that he doesn't know him!
Also in an instant.
Everyone dispersed.
Zhao Quan was left standing alone at the door frowning, what could cause such a high level of enthusiasm among these people?
He had just come to the door.
I saw that soon a burst of singing came from inside:
"Ahh
Zhao Quan was stunned.
The whole person is stupid.
……
After Wang Mo's painstaking persuasion and the price of a T-shirt, Aunt Liu closed the door again.
No way.
If the door is not closed, with Aunt Liu's strength, it is estimated that the entire Mango Mansion will have to explode.
At that time, it will not be Aunt Liu singing "Worried", but all Mango Station will be worried.
Three days.
Wang Mo finally got through it.
Of course, in fact, he was still a little satisfied in his heart, because after three days of intensive training, Aunt Liu had completely mastered "Worried", and she was at the grandmaster level when she opened her mouth!
According to Aunt Liu's words, in fact, she has not played to the extreme.
Because the more people there are, the more she can stimulate her potential, and the better her performance.
Wang Mo thought about it, when the time comes to record the show, there will be hundreds of live audiences, plus the atmosphere of the scene, it should be enough for Aunt Liu to bloom with all her might, right?
It's really a little bit of a little expectation.
……
Soon.
It's the weekend again.
After the last issue of "Peak Song, Peak King" was broadcast, it caused a strong response.
According to Mango Channel's official Weibo reality, the ratings of the first episode reached 2.67%.
For a music variety show, this rating is definitely against the sky, as long as it stabilizes in the later stage, I am afraid that this show is another big variety show that can wrestle with "The Masked".
So, when Saturday arrived, countless viewers were stuck in front of the TV or computer, looking forward to the start of the second episode.
"This time, I don't know what kind of perverted topics there are?"
"Is there any inside information?"
"I've heard a little bit of news, and this time the topic is definitely hellish."
"Can you be more detailed?"
"Can't!"
“……”
That's it.
finally waited until half past seven in the evening, and the show still started half an hour early.
First of all, Zhao Quan announced the victory and defeat of the two sides in the last issue in front of the camera: "After the statistics of the whole network, "Once You" won the first place with a crushing advantage, "Paint Life" won the second, "Heart of Flowers" was third, and "Set Sail" was fourth. So this time the game. The songwriter and singer groups were tied 1:1. ”
For this result.
Many sighed.
"Originally, the songwriter team won."
"One song of "Once You" can explode the other three songs."
"Wu Rui dragged his feet."
"Actually, it can't be said that Wu Rui is weak, but Wang Mo is too strong."
"That's right, Wu Rui's "Heart of Flowers" is also a top song, but it was slightly lost to Brother Chang."
“……”
There was a lot of talking.
There are those who are upset with Wang Mo.
There are those who blame Wu Rui.
There are also those who are glad that the singer group is tied.
In this heat, Mango TV announced the title of the second issue.
This time, netizens can be regarded as a collective climax.
"Can't lyrics be more than 10 words?"
"I'll go, what kind of anti-heaven topic is this?"
"Hahahaha, I laughed to death when I saw the title, especially when I saw Yang Xiao's expression, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt. This time, Brother Yang is afraid that he is going to burp a fart. ”
"Indeed, this topic is extremely unfriendly to Brother Yang. He was the only one of the four who couldn't write songs. ”
"What's so hard about this topic? I can write a poem: Yaba Daddy~~Yaba Daddy~~~ You see, there are only three words, rich in meaning, profound meaning, everyone likes to listen. ”
"Grass, labor and management can still have one word: hmm...... Uh-huh...... Mmmmmmmmmmmm......mm Doesn't it sound better than yours? ”
"The two upstairs, I've already reported it, go all the way."
“……”
The brains of netizens have always been eye-opening.
Of course, what makes everyone even more hilarious.
After seeing that the contestant drawn by Wang Mo was Aunt Liu, and seeing Aunt Liu's machine-gun speaking speed, everyone was about to laugh crazy.
"Aunt is mighty!"
"Looking at Aunt Liu's interview record, I'm dying of laughter."
"Aunt Liu: I'm the best at arguing. Hearing this, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. ”
"Hahahaha, I see that Wang Mo is going to kneel this time."
"The lyrics can't exceed 10 words, it's already hellish difficulty, and then meet a contestant like Aunt Liu. I despair of being speechless. ”
"Wang Mo: I am famous for thousands of years, and I am afraid that this time it will be ruined."
“……”
In the heat of netizens.
At eight o'clock in the evening, the second issue of "Song of the Peak, the King of the Peak" was finally broadcast.
This time.
Liu Yongchang's players were the first to appear.
Yang Xiao is second.
Aunt Liu is the third.
Wu Rui's contestants were the last to take the stage.
The songwriting team picked up a small bargain and only came on stage in the last two rounds.
The players who sing later will have a certain advantage.
However, looking at the expressions of Liu Yongchang and Yang Xiao, it seems that the mood is not affected by the order of appearance.
Especially Yang Xiao, who was still sitting with a smile on his face, his face full of confidence. It seems that although he is complaining on the surface, he has completed the topic beautifully behind the scenes.
"It's coming!"
"Here we go."
"It's Liu Yongchang's player."
In the expectant eyes of the audience, a flight attendant walked onto the stage.
It turned out that the "sky" drawn by Liu Yongchang was a flight attendant.
This girl named Su Huixin is quite beautiful, with a slim figure and a charming temperament, and she is worthy of being a flight attendant.
It's just that after she started singing, everyone was happy.
The song sung by Su Huixin is called "You Fork".
"You fork.
Fork fork fork.
You fork.
We're with you for forks. ”
This is a new song written by Liu Yongchang, and many people almost squirted water when they heard it.
What's the song?
Simply so!
I don't know why, but it sounds quite joyful.
On the guest seats.
The other three all looked at Liu Yongchang.
Liu Yongchang coughed and said with some embarrassment: "A ten-word song, I can only do this."
Wu Rui: "The effect is very good...... Hahaha, hahahahahaha. ”
Connection.
Wu Rui and Yang Xiao both burst into laughter.
Everyone is professional, unless they can't help it.
Of course.
Isn't the song meant to bring emotions to people?
Whether it's joy or sadness, as long as it can make the audience emotional, the song is considered a success. And now, Liu Yongchang's "You Fork" is obviously very popular with the audience.
From that point alone, the song is a success.
Elegant and vulgar sharing.
Who says a song has to be serious?
However...... Only Wang Mo didn't laugh.
Wu Rui looked at Wang Mo and said strangely, "Why don't you laugh?" Is it because you don't usually like to laugh? ”
"Huh."
Wang Mo squeezed out a smile, but did not nod or shake his head.
He was a little worried: Is this song "You Fork" funny? It seems to be similar to the song "Poor Fork" he heard in his previous life, but in terms of fun, it is actually just average. But I didn't expect to make everyone laugh like that.
So what should I do when Aunt Liu comes on the field?
Wang Mo pondered, should the program team prepare some quick-acting heart-saving pills, and don't let some people with low laughter laugh and go away.
At the same time, he wondered if he should let Aunt Liu restrain himself after taking the stage.
Well...... The first one is still possible, as for letting Aunt Liu converge? Wang Mo thinks that he can't do it at all, and Aunt Liu is now gearing up in the background.
Still convergent?
It's all good if it doesn't explode.
Stage.
After Su Huixin finished singing, it was Yang Xiao's turn to play.
As for what song Yang Xiao chose, Wang Mo was still very curious.
Soon.
He knew it.
Yang Xiao is very smart, and actually adapted a classic song "I Look Up to the Sky and Roar" into "I Look Up to the Sky and Laugh".
Contestant Xiao Ming sang on stage: "Hahahahahaha, I look up to the sky and smile...... Laughing non-stop. Hahaha, hahaha, haha......hahahaha
All right.
This time, Wang Mo also laughed.
This song is really changed, huh...... Funny.
Sure enough, this time, it seems that several guests know that songs with less than ten lyrics are not easy to write, so they all have a good eye on the funny point.
But Wang Mo swore that he didn't go for funny! He just chose the song for the identity of Aunt Liu.
Finally......
It was Wang Mo's turn to be in this group.
Because Wang Mo's popularity has always been the highest, coupled with Aunt Liu's special identity.
The scene and the barrage were enthusiastic.
"Brother Mo is here."
"Aunt Liu is going on stage."
"Hahaha, I want to laugh when I think of Aunt Liu."
"What song did Brother Mo prepare for Aunt Liu?"
"Anyway, I can't imagine what kind of song Aunt Liu can sing."
"From the impression that Aunt Liu gave me, even if she was given a song "Legend", she could sing the style of a sister in the vegetable market."
"Poof! A sister in the vegetable market! Dude, don't tease me. ”
"I feel speechless, and this time it's going to be planted on Aunt Liu."
"Brother Mo: I'm so desperate!"
"Brother Mo: What kind of sin did I create and meet Aunt Liu?"
“……”
The audience was excited.
Even Liu Yongchang and others are full of curiosity, how can Wang Mo get a character like Aunt Liu?
In the limelight.
Liu Shufang, who was dressed in ordinary clothes, walked on the stage.
The camera was aimed at Aunt Liu.
Everyone could see her expression on the big screen. I saw that after Aunt Liu saw the dense audience under the stage, there was no nervousness of a rural person on the stage for the first time, but her eyes lit up immediately.
Yo!
So many people!
It's exciting......
Aunt Liu felt that her blood was hot, and she had an impulse to wait.
Suddenly.
The prelude music sounded, accompanied by a passionate guzheng with a murderous momentum.
The next second.
Aunt Liu's face became ruddy, and she began to sing with her throat pulled:
"Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Rumble!
In an instant, everyone felt a thunderclap explode in their ears.
The explosion caused everyone to be in a trance.
Silly!
All stupid!
Oh my god.
What kind of song is this?
Wrong...... Is this singing?
So, what about the lyrics?
Where are the lyrics?
The accompanying music melody became more and more passionate, but Aunt Liu on the stage was even more surging after seeing the shocked expressions of the audience.
That's what I wanted!
That's what you want!
What is the sense of accomplishment of one-to-one and one-to-two in the vegetable market? This kind of excitement of one person fighting everyone in the audience is the real spirit.
At this moment, Liu Shufang is full of firepower!
"Ahh
Ahh
Boom, boom
A strong sonic shock swept the audience.
Thunder rolls!
The audience was stunned.
The guests were also stunned.
The viewers who were watching TV, one counted as one, all became sluggish.
But sluggishness is temporary.
After a moment of dazedness and shock, the scene and the live broadcast room all fell into the strongest explosion since the start of the show.
"Ahhhhh?!!!h
"Oh my god."
"What song?"
"What about the lyrics? Just ask the lyrics? ”
"You won't tell me it's a song without lyrics, will you?"
"It's too toxic, isn't it?"
"In an instant, my brain has been atrophied by the explosion."
"Help!!
"Help!!!!!"
Obviously, this song has completely exceeded everyone's imagination.
The point is!
Liu Shufang on the stage has completely entered the state.
The whole stage has completely become Aunt Liu's stage.
Wrong!
More than just a stage.
The whole scene has been firmly controlled by her, and the strong music melody is like a huge wave rolling everyone up, and then throwing it into the air.
Especially the speed of speech, whoever comes has to be convinced.
"Ahh
Boom boom
Gurgle Boom T
Boom
The song without a word made her sing the momentum of thousands of troops and horses, and sang the invincibility of looking down on everything.
That look, that momentum, seems to tell everyone:
Lady today!
Invincible!
The kind of small fights in the quarrel can't satisfy her anymore, and this feeling of conquering the whole process is the most satisfying.
The audience has gone crazy.
Who isn't crazy?
Guest seats.
Wang Mo covered his eyes and buried his head deep in his knees.
He guessed correctly, Aunt Liu at this moment really exerted 200% of her energy and swept everything.
Flawless performance.
At this moment, I am afraid that any singer and queen in front of her can only kneel and worship.
Beside.
Yang Xiao stood up, and his eyes almost popped out: "Ouch, this ...... Ouch ......"
Wu Rui was dumbfounded, he finally knew why Wang Mo didn't laugh just now.
With this song here, how can you still laugh?
I'm afraid that all the other funny songs in the music library are tied together, and it is difficult to move Wang Mo.
Liu Yongchang's eyelids twitched and his shoulders shook, as if he was extremely restrained from his emotions.
Since the start of the show, everyone's hearts have been shaken the strongest.
Countless people just stared at Aunt Liu on the stage blankly, completely losing their consciousness.
Only one thought swirling in my head?
Can you still sing like this?
Can a song still have no lyrics?
Can the song still be sung like this?
Especially the songs sung by Liu Shufang, although they do not have any lyrics, they have a strong demonic nature, completely conquering everyone's mind and body.
"Boom, boom, boom
Boom
Gurgle Boom T
Boom
That aura.
That momentum.
That intense sonic attack.
Almost again and again made all the audience lose their temper.
The brain explodes.
Consciousness sinks.
They have only one thought: Liu Shufang, I'm afraid it's going to be popular!! (End of chapter)