Chapter 408: Divine Comedy! Never go out of style! (2-in-1 Chapter)
After seeing the keywords on the card, Wang Mo's brain was already thunderous.
The mentality has collapsed.
What to do?
What do you let him do?
I'm really afraid of what's coming.
The first song has exhausted his energy, although the effect is good, but it is relative to the audience and Aunt Liu.
Wang Mo didn't want to at all.
If he had a choice, he would rather choose Zhao Quan than Liu Shufang.
Thinking of all the pictures he got along with Aunt Liu, he felt like he was going to faint.
I can't beat it.
I can't scold it.
He's in pain.
As for the other three guests, they just started laughing after the initial shock.
Wu Rui laughed mercilessly, and comforted: "Teacher Wang, you have to think about the benefits, first: it is not the first time that you and Aunt Liu have cooperated, so you have taken advantage of your acquaintances. Second: If you guess the identity of the contestant, you will get the benefits of the program team. How nice~~~"
Wang Mo: "That's for you?" ”
Wu Rui's laughter stopped abruptly.
Zhao Quan smiled and said, "Since the lottery of several teachers has ended, then I will draw the questions of the next round of competition, right?" ”
said.
He took out a random card from another box next to him.
"Yo!"
Zhao Quan just glanced at it, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and then said with a smile: "The content of the title is: the song that best matches the identity of the contestant." Requirements: Create or select a song that best suits the identity of the contestant, let the other party say that they like it, and be able to interpret the song perfectly. ”
Swish!
Before Zhao Quan's words were finished, everyone seemed to have a sense of urgency, and they all looked at Wang Mo.
Wang Mo squeezed out a smile: "What do you want me to do?" ”
"Hey!"
Everyone smiled meaningfully.
At this moment, the audience has long been laughing from ear to ear.
"Hahahaha."
"Ouch, I'm laughing silly."
"Just ask if the program team is really not going to Wang Mo?"
"Forget if you draw Aunt Liu, you still bump into such a topic, what should Wang Mo do?"
"No, no, I can't laugh anymore, if I laugh again, I'll be born."
"The song that best fits the identity of the contestant? Burst! Isn't "Worried" the song that best suits Aunt Liu? What song could be more in line with Aunt Liu's identity than "Worried"? ”
Everyone was so happy.
felt that Wang Mo was too unlucky.
For a character like Liu Shufang, it is already a miracle that Wang Mo can write a song "Worried", and he can also write a second song?
I can't imagine it at all!
It's all about wanting Wang Mo to commit suicide.
However, they didn't expect it.
After the initial depression, Wang Mo did not go down in pain, but suddenly felt a breath in his heart, and then a pair of fists slowly clenched, and a sentence popped out from between his teeth: You forced me!
Hehe!
You're still laughing, aren't you?
Think it's funny, right?
Very good!
Then let you know what pain is!
The pain that I, Wang Mo, is suffering now, I want all of you viewers to bear it all over again!
Come on!
Face the wind!
After the lottery ended, Wang Mo was taken to a room by the staff, and it was Liu Shufang who was waiting for him inside.
Seeing Wang Mo, Liu Shufang was a little surprised at first.
Then, there was a strong surprise on her face, and she rushed up while shouting: "Oops, it's Xiao Wang!" Heck, the TV station just told me that I might change a teacher to teach me songs. I was thinking, I don't want to change teachers. Hello to anyone who can have Xiao Wang? Right? Even if I change teachers, I will ask them to transfer you Xiao Wang. But now it seems that I am thinking too much, it should be that Xiao Wang Ling also likes me, right? That's why you chose me? I'll just say, I'm very close to you. ”
“……”
Wang Mo took a few deep breaths and avoided the other party's death hug.
Then he squeezed out a smile: "Aunt Liu, we are indeed very fateful." ”
Liu Shufang was obviously extremely happy when she saw Wang Mo, and turned on the machine gun mode again.
I talked for more than ten minutes.
She remembered the matter: "Ouch, the TV station said you would teach me another song?" Originally, I didn't really like the songs sung by young people now, but Xiao Wang, you are an exception. The "Nervousness" you wrote for me last time won my heart, and it sang very energetically. Come on, do you have any other songs like this, I promise to sing them very well, and I will definitely not disgrace you......"
Wang Mo nodded: "Of course there is." ”
Liu Shufang's eyes lit up: "Where?" Where? ”
Of course, Wang Mo couldn't take out the song now, but said: "Let's go, Aunt Liu, let's do some styling first, and at the same time ask the program team for benefits." ”
Liu Shufang was surprised: "There are still benefits? ”
Wang Mo's eyes were blazing: "Of course! ”
This time!
He's going to play big!
The first is styling.
In fact, although Wang Mo and many netizens call Liu Shufang Aunt Liu, in fact, Liu Shufang is only forty-one years old, a proper post-80s generation!!
Look, isn't it scary?
The post-80s generation is in their forties.
At Wang Mo's request, the wind and frost on Aunt Liu's face swept away, as if she was twenty years younger in an instant, and she looked radiant.
Wang Mo was very satisfied: this is the taste!
Although the difference in appearance and figure is a little far, it is imposing.
That's enough!
Just as Liu Shufang was about to get up and leave.
saw Wang Mo also sit down, "Give me another look, and change it according to my requirements." ”
Liu Shufang was stunned: "Xiao Wang, you also love stinky beauty so much?" ”
Wang Mo shook his head: "No, I'm going to put on a makeup to match you." ”
Liu Shufang was stunned again: "Match me?" ”
Wang Mo nodded: "That's right, because of the next songs, I will go on stage with you, and I will sing for you." ”
Liu Shufang screamed, her eyes widening.
The makeup artist's hands trembled, and he almost didn't shave Wang Mo's eyebrows.
In the room, everyone's hearts shook.
What's the situation?
In the next song, Wang Mo wants to play in person?
Soon, the makeup was done.
Wang Mo looked in the mirror, huh...... It's a ruffian, it's good, it's good.
Although I'm too young, it doesn't matter, anyway, I only have a few words, which doesn't hurt.
In fact, Wang Mo didn't need to wear makeup today, he insisted on doing this, just to find a feeling and see if it worked, but now that I look at it, it feels perfect.
That being the case.
Next, let him open this Pandora's box with his own hands!
And then.
Wang Mo found the program team and asked the program team for the benefits of the contestants he just guessed: a group of forty or fifty-year-old aunts.
And then.
Wang Mo pulled all the aunts, including Liu Shufang, and locked them in a huge training room.
Closed doors!
Wang Mo's unusual behavior attracted the attention of many people in the program team.
Soon the news reached the ears of the chief director Zhao Quan.
Zhao Quan was puzzled when he heard this, and asked the staff: "Teacher Wang Mo doesn't have any abnormal emotions, right?" ”
Staff: "No, I'm happy." ”
Zhao Quan was stunned: "Very happy? ”
The staff said firmly: "Yes, and looking at his eyes, he seems to be very excited." ”
Zhao Quan frowned.
He obviously saw that Wang Mo had a loveless expression on his face after he drew Aunt Liu, why did he suddenly become so excited and excited?
What happened?
But when he thought about it, he became a little worried.
Isn't it a little inappropriate for a very handsome boy in his early twenties to be in a room with a group of wolf-like aunts?
Never mind.
Anyway, Wang Mo shouldn't be at a loss.
That's it.
A few days later, the third episode of the program officially launched.
The Internet is boiling directly.
"Expectation, expectation, expectation."
"It's finally here."
"I haven't seen you for a day, like every three autumns, and I haven't watched this show for several years."
"I'm just coming for Wang Mo tonight."
"I'm different, I'm here for Wang Mo and Aunt Liu."
"Don't make me laugh. As soon as I thought that Wang Mo had drawn Aunt Liu again, I couldn't help it. ”
"Hahahahahaha, laugh first. Let's start the show quickly, I can't wait to find out what kind of song Wang Mo has prepared for Aunt Liu. ”
"I've been brainwashed with anxiety for the past week."
"Who isn't?"
“……”
Because of the "Nervousness" sung by Liu Shufang in the last issue, the expectations of the whole network for the performance of Wang Mo and Liu Shufang are almost off the charts.
Everyone wants to see Aunt Liu on the stage again, and they want to see Wang Mo "lose face" again.
After all, netizens, everyone's happiness is based on Wang Mo's pain, right?
Wang Mo is in pain or not, everyone doesn't care.
As long as they're happy.
The picture of Wang Mo shrunk into an ostrich on the show last time has become an emoji in many people's mobile phones.
This time, what kind of expression will Wang Mo have?
I'm really looking forward to it.
"Here we go."
"It's coming, it's coming!"
“……”
The first contestant appeared on the stage, and he was actually a chef, benchmarking Wu Rui's "incense".
Music plays.
The chef sings a cheerful kitchen song.
Pretty good.
Because Wu Rui integrated the chef's emotions and the color and aroma of the food into the lyrics, so that the kitchen can enjoy it to the fullest.
"Awesome."
"It's a good fit."
"I seem to have asked about the aroma of rice."
"I'm drooling."
Next is the second contestant, Yang Xiao's person, with the keyword "black".
This black color has caused a lot of heated discussions among netizens, and after the person came out, everyone found out that the other party was just a substitute driver.
So disappointed.
I don't know what these people are disappointed about.
As for the song, Yang Xiao adapted a song "Light in the Night".
The other party sang very well and was very touching.
Many viewers were in tears when they heard this.
Then.
The third contestant is a flash send.
All right...... This is actually an advertisement inserted by the program team.
But Liu Yongchang trained quite well and perfectly integrated the advertisement into a song.
Wonderful.
Even many viewers don't realize that this song is an advertising song that advertisers have paid a lot of money to customize.
Wang Mo nodded while listening, and at the same time scolded in his heart: Why don't you ask me to customize?
Hearing about Liu Yongchang's song, advertisers spent millions.
So envious.
Well...... It's just that advertisers seem to be going to suffer a loss, right?
No, it's not to suffer, it's to suffer blood.
Because, Aunt Liu is going to play next.
Wang Mo glanced at Liu Yongchang with pity: "Brother Chang, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." ”
Sensing Wang Mo's eyes.
Liu Yongchang was inexplicable.
What's going on with Wang Mo's eyes?
Pity him?
He has just received millions of advertising fees, and he is happy, this kid still pities me, or pity yourself, and then it will be your Aunt Liu's turn.
Thinking of this, Liu Yongchang was also very curious: Wang Mo will write a song similar to "Worried" this time?
But that's not fun!
After all, a special song like "Nervous" can only give the audience a strong sense of freshness at the first time. If you do it again, the effect will be greatly reduced.
He couldn't figure out how Wang Mo could write a song that suited Aunt Liu for the second time.
If you can't write.
I'm sorry, they're going to win this round.
Before Liu Shufang came on the stage, I saw that the netizens who were watching the show at the scene became agitated.
The scene boiled.
The barrage exploded directly.
"Aunt Liu is here!"
"Please Liu Shufang !!"
"Please focus the camera on Wang Mo, I want to see his expression hahaha."
"Brother Mo estimates that it is possible to urinate early this time."
"Aunt Liu, my source of happiness."
“……”
Warm atmosphere.
I saw Liu Shufang, who was wearing a strong Chinese style skirt, walked on the stage, in fact, the word 1.6 meters is not short among women, coupled with Liu Shufang's hatred of the sky today, it directly made her more than 1.7 meters tall.
Tall ...... No, the tall figure, coupled with the appearance of being twenty years younger, instantly detonated the audience.
"Oh my God, this is still Aunt Liu?"
"The temperament is too explosive, isn't it?"
"Liu Shufang amazed me today."
"The temperament is outrageous."
"What a beautiful mother."
"It turns out that Aunt Liu is so young, I thought she was in her fifties, but now it seems that she is in her early thirties at most. Especially this queen-like temperament, it is definitely a unique existence on the stage. ”
“……”
But at this time.
Suddenly!
The scene of the explosion fell silent for an instant.
Everyone was stunned and looked at Liu Shufang's back, and a person walked out of her back, it was Wang Mo!
Countless people looked like they had seen a ghost.
Wang Mo is on the field?
Did you also wear stage makeup?
Still holding the microphone?
This is?
Want to sing with Aunt Liu?
"Mom!"
"Wang Mo knew that he had no choice but to force himself on?"
"Ouch, I'll go."
"Poof! Why is this makeup a bit ruffian? ”
"Brother Mo, you're not, aren't you? Do you really want to sing a song with your aunt? ”
"Don't!!"
Even Liu Yongchang and the other three were stunned.
Wang Mo sang with Aunt Liu?
Although the rules of the show do not stipulate that guests cannot sing with the contestants, what is your identity Wang Mo, to sing a song with a vegetable market aunt?
You're going to do it! Miscellaneous! What!!
In the shocked gaze of all.
I saw that the lights on the stage gradually became gorgeous.
And then!
Without warning, a heart-stirring prelude music sounded, with a strong rhythm, as if it felt like everyone was directly drawn into the jumping pool.
Liu Shufang, who was in the center of the stage, picked up the microphone, and the song sounded:
"The end of the world is my love
Flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying and the most
What kind of singing is the most cheerful"
Rumble!
It's as if something is blowing up in the depths of everyone's brain.
Everyone is stupid.
This is...... Aunt Liu's song?
This is...... The song that Wang Mo sang to Aunt Liu?
What?
Oh my God!
The audience almost doubted their ears as they listened.
Even if it is the last song "Worried" sung by Aunt Liu, it has really conquered many people, okay?
After all, "Nervous" sounds fun, but its difficulty is admittedly high, and it's not cheesy at all. There are even some professionals who feel awesome the more they study this song.
But now!
Oh my god!
Listening to this song that is earthy to the extreme, singing it from Aunt Liu's mouth, everyone almost sprayed rice.
But Liu Shufang on the stage didn't feel that she was already full of vitality at the moment, and her whole body was full of unprecedented vitality.
I saw a wave of her big hand.
A group of forty or fifty-year-old aunts rushed onto the stage.
Dance!
Rise!
Song!
Come!
"The crooked river comes from heaven
Flowing to the sea of thousands of purples and thousands of reds
Hot ballads are what we look forward to
Singing along the way is the best! Self! At!
If we want to sing, we must sing the most! Pain! Fast! ”
Liu Shufang is already in full swing and already radiant.
The aunt behind her also seems to have bloomed the brightest light in her life, and the dance is perfectly integrated into the song.
Burst!
Countless people in the audience sprayed.
The barrage is even more fainting.
Oh my God.
What's the song?
OK!
There should still be salvation.
After all, Wang Mo hadn't spoken yet.
Everyone still has the last hope for Wang Mo.
Everyone knows Aunt Liu's style, so they can understand singing such a song at this moment.
But as long as Wang Mo is there, everything can be saved!
After all, in the hearts of many fans, Wang Mo is a god-like person, the one who can blow the legendary Divine Comedy with suona.
Now many people finally get it.
Why did Wang Mo come to power this time.
must have been worried that Aunt Liu would not be able to control the scene, so she went to the rescue.
The situation was reversed at a critical moment.
Didn't you see it, and now the scene is almost out of control?
Finally......
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky
Let me keep you with my heart."
After Aunt Liu sang this lyric, everyone finally saw Wang Mo pick up the microphone.
Connection!
The audience is looking forward to it.
The rescue came.
Here comes the savior.
They are finally free.
Otherwise, I will be crazy by Liu Shufang's song.
And then...... They waited for Wang Mo's roar: "Stay!! ”
Be dumbfounded.
Astound.
Dazed.
Despair.
In an uproar, the audience in the audience dumped a large piece of it.
They waited for a long time, just waiting for a sentence to stay?
Your sister!
Trick them?
But that's just the beginning.
Next, Liu Shufang has fully entered the state.
Wang Mo also showed no weakness.
Liu Shufang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, pour it full of wine for you to stay~~~"
Wang Mo: "Stay!" Under! Come! ”
Liu Shufang: "Always singing the most dazzling national style, is the most beautiful posture in the whole sky"
Wang Mo: "Stay!" Under! Come! ”
The two sang and harmonized.
Coupled with the enthusiastic dance of a group of aunts in the back.
The whole stage becomes a volcano-like blazing scene.
Scene.
Accompanied by the dumping of many.
More people have already burst into laughter.
Wang Mo's image has completely collapsed.
The nobility of the fart.
The handsomeness of the fart.
It's all ruined in the phrase "stay".
Even many staff members laughed so much that they almost forgot about work.
Liu Yongchang: "......"
Yang smiled: "......"
Wu Rui: "......"
After a while.
Liu Yongchang suddenly shouted: "Stay!" ”
Wu Rui: "Stay!! ”
Yang smiled: "Stay!! ”
Finished!
The three guests also went crazy.
Then, Yang Xiao, who has always liked to dance, listened to the strong music melody, watching the dance of the aunts, there was always an uncontrollable impulse, and she stood up directly and began to twist her body to follow the rhythm.
Well.
After dancing along, it was much more comfortable.
Next to him, Liu Yongchang was full of disgust at first, but soon joined the collective.
I can't help it, I can't help it.
Background.
The corners of the chief director Zhao Quan's mouth twitched constantly, and at that time he didn't know why Wang Mo locked himself and a group of aunts in the room for a few days, without giving any news to the outside.
But it wasn't until the rehearsal later that he knew what kind of song Wang Mo brought.
In the past few days, he has been brainwashed by the magical melody of this song.
But it wasn't until he saw Liu Shufang and Wang Mo's joint performance on stage at this moment that he found that the two were still restrained during the rehearsal.
Now.
The two of them started to bloom in full force.
Damn~~~
Zhao Quan rubbed his eyebrows, and suddenly said coldly: "Stay!! ”
Hey!
It's fun.
On the Internet, the barrage has long exploded.
"Ahhh
"Oh my God."
"What is this?"
"What show I watched!"
"Poisonous, right?"
"It's a really toxic rhythm."
"It always feels like my blood is rolling."
"No, hold back!"
“……”
Many people who disliked the song at the beginning unconsciously found themselves accustomed to the melody of the song.
Then.
They are used to the dance of the aunt, and they are used to the magical music and singing.
Of course.
It was more laughter, and countless people laughed without hesitation, almost out of breath.
Your sister!
What the hell is the song?
The comments of netizens have long flooded the screen.
"Kneel down for Brother Mo, not kneeling down doesn't show the shock in my heart."
"Brother Mo, can you not do this?"
"What's special, I thought at first that Wang Mo was on the stage to control the scene, and I was afraid that Aunt Liu would go crazy, but I never expected him to join in."
"The point is, how can such an earthy song be so infectious? Look at Liu Yongchang and a few of them, from the initial dislike to now swaying along with the song. ”
"That's true, it's really weird."
"The earth is the tide to the extreme?"
"I've been brainwashed anyway, and my mind is full of staying."
"Me too, brainwashed."
"Hahahaha, hahahaha...... I'll laugh to death. ”
"It's over, it's over, after such a round, Aunt Liu can't stop it at all."
"The point is, how can those aunts' dances match this song so well? It feels like it's a song written for those dances. ”
"I feel that way, too."
"Brothers and sisters, why do I have a sense of foreboding?"
“……”
No one knows.
Wang Mo on the stage, when he roared passionately, the corners of his mouth hooked an imperceptible arc.
He said viciously in his heart: You forced me!
Laugh!
Have a good laugh!
I dare to swear to the moon: this is your last happy hour!
The days that followed.
Wait for the pain to strike.
No one can escape.
Yes!
No one!!!
(End of chapter)