Chapter 126: Teaching Dirty Words
The seventh princess nibbled on a leg of mutton, looked up at the old monk, then nodded, and walked around briskly.
What the eldest nephew said was indeed right, there have been many monks in Chang'an City in the past few days, and not long after entering the city, I met one.
The Seventh Princess kept in mind her eldest nephew's instructions.
Don't bother with a monk when you meet him, let's just come to play.
Who knows, as soon as the seventh princess moved away, the old monk caught up again, and his face was still with that kind smile.
"The noble man has the face of the dragon and the phoenix, the old man is happy to see the hunt, I don't know if the noble man has time, listen to the old Tao to explain your face for you?"
"Someone has explained to me that I am blessed."
In desperation, the seventh princess put down the leg of mutton on the side of her mouth, smiled and said, "Don't trouble you, old monk." ”
"The person who interprets the face of the noble person must not be able to learn it at home, otherwise how can he be perfunctory with a blessing?"
The old monk didn't give the seventh princess a chance to bypass him again, and followed the words of the seventh princess.
Strange to say, after the old monk appeared, the people around seemed to ignore the existence of the Seven Princesses.
"Huh?"
The Seventh Princess was thoughtful and asked curiously, "Which physiognomy did the old monk learn?" Do you know how to do physiognomy? ”
"Lao Wei is proficient in the two physiognomy techniques of Mai Ghost Valley, and he thinks he has reached the peak. Fuxi physiognomy, but not much. ”
The old monk said proudly.
"I see."
The seventh princess suddenly realized and said, "You don't learn His Majesty Fuxi's physiognomy, it turns out that you think that Your Majesty Fuxi can't cultivate at home." ”
The old monk was stunned when he heard this, and then he turned white for a while.
Why did he forget, how could he be a simple person who dared to give this little aunt and grandmother a face?
But the old monk never thought that this rod would poke out Emperor Fuxi, one of the three emperors of the human race
"Noble people are really joking."
The old monk came back to his senses and said with a smile: "I don't know why the nobles entered the city at this time?" ”
"At this time, the choice is not very good."
The seventh princess was about to speak, but when she turned her head and saw her eldest nephew coming, she stopped talking and handed it over to her eldest nephew to deal with.
"Isn't the right time?"
Jiang Qi looked at the old monk in front of him, smiled back, and said: "This noble man of my family, don't say that he came to Chang'an City, that is, he came to Lingshan Leiyin Temple during the Bon Festival. ”
This is not an exaggeration at all, if the seventh princess really goes to Lingshan, no one dares to slack off.
Because she is the most favored and youngest princess of Da Tianzun.
Although the words are true, but in the ears of the old monk, it will be humiliating.
Jiang Qi didn't seem to be aware of it, ignoring the old monk's ugly face, and continued to ask: "Old monk, do you still think the season is wrong?" ”
"This fellow Daoist is talking a little heavily."
The old monk looked at Jiang Qi, he knew this young man, a famous figure of the new generation of the Three Realms, faintly on a par with his own natural Buddha.
"Heavy?"
Jiang Qi sneered and said, "Mohu Luojia, the Great Python God, one of the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, is such a big name." ”
"The humidified oviparous people who take care of the house, the wild dogs raised by the Buddhas, dare to bark in front of the princess of the heavenly court?"
"Huh."
The classic exposition of swear words starts, with a contemptuous sneer at the end, this set of Jiang Qi plays a smooth.
After all, it is an ancestral ability.
Facts have proved that it is not unreasonable for this set of combos to be passed on to Jiang Qi, and the reason why this set of exposition and swear words has endured for a long time is because this set is really easy to arouse the anger of the other party.
As long as the other party is allowed to make the first move, the other party will have to be three points weaker if he is reasonable, and then Jiang Qi can happily shake people and carry out the righteous group beating.
Obviously, the old monk in front of him was already steaming with anger in his eyes.
And the Xuandu Summoning Spell in Jiang Qi's hand is also ready to be launched.
But this is just in case, Jiang Qike knows his uncle and grandfather too well, and now there may be how many gods are staring at the seventh princess.
Even if his uncle and grandfather called Emperor Zhenwu to work overtime, Jiang Qi was not surprised.
So even if the old monk in front of him was a Taiyi Golden Immortal, Jiang Qi didn't panic at all.
Come on, me and the Seventh Princess, who do you dare to touch?
Jiang Qi was looking forward to the old monk's choice.
Moreover, this matter is justified by Jiang Qi's side, I took the entrustment of the Queen Mother and led the Seventh Princess down to play, what are you doing?
You old monk himself came up with a dead face and said some ruinous words, and there was a hint of sarcasm for the Seventh Princess.
Knowing that your Buddhism is going to hold a water and land festival in Chang'an, what?
Just because of this, the seven princesses of Heavenly Court can't come to Chang'an to play?
Because Buddhism wants to use Chang'an, so the season when the seven princesses come is not right?
According to your meaning, the affairs of Buddhism, Heaven also has to give way?
The old monk saw the sarcasm and faint expectation in Jiang Qi's eyes, took a deep breath, and suppressed his anger.
"The old man supervised the water and land puja on the orders of my Buddha to ensure that nothing went wrong, the seventh princess entered the city at this time, and the old man had to come to ask in love and ceremony, what was wrong?"
At this point, the old monk no longer had the heart to play a sharp game, so he made his words clear.
"Why did you let Jiang Tianguan have such a poisonous tongue?"
"Oh."
Jiang Qi just nodded and said, "I'm too lazy to care about what you do, I'm here to tell you, don't disturb the interest of the Seventh Princess, and don't have any more monks appear in front of us." ”
"Otherwise, I'm afraid that there will be a day when Lei will add himself."
Don't make the threat too obvious.
But the old monk couldn't say anything.
He has come to his senses and made an oolong of his own.
The seventh princess and the arrogant child really just came to play, but it was just a coincidence.
However, the old monk did not regret his actions.
This land and water puja is very important to Buddhism, and it is not surprising whether or not Mahayana Buddhism can be further preached in the eastern land.
Under this premise, it is not unacceptable to offend the two people in front of you a little.
"The old man knows, so he takes his leave."
The old monk took a sullen loss, folded his hands and saluted hastily, and then turned to leave.
With the departure of the old monk, the prohibition he laid was not removed.
"Big nephew, why is this old monk still angry? Obviously, he was the one who stood in our way first, and he said some inexplicable things! ”
The Seventh Princess muttered angrily.
"These monks are like this, they don't bother with three points, and after a long time, they become reasonable if they don't care."
Jiang Qi smiled and said, "I'll take my little aunt to eat mutton in the water basin?" ”
"Good!"
As soon as she heard that there was something to eat, the seventh princess no longer cared about the old monk, but urged Jiang Qi to go quickly.
Jiang Qi took the Seventh Princess to a stall, and just after sitting down for a while, a warm voice came from the table next door.
"Brother Jiang Qi, my brother is hungry now, how about inviting me to eat a bowl of water?"
Jiang Qi turned his head to look and saw Wuxin with thick hair.
(End of chapter)