Chapter 80: My Sister's Play
The title is wrong and can't be modified, it should be: [Sister's gameplay]
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"Your Majesty, according to Yuxuan's news, the revenue of Jingzhou has been a little bleak recently, and the loss of guests is a bit serious."
"Harm, I thought something was wrong..."
The empress yawned, listening to Yuxuan's kind of place, all the Son of Heaven needs to care about is the eyeliner function, and he hasn't encountered any substantive trouble, such as being troubled by the regent's people or something, so it doesn't matter if something happens.
As for the sales side...
Just leave it to the teaching department to worry about, even if you worry about it, it's not good to show it too much on the surface, after all, listening to Yuxuan is doing a hook bar business.
"In business, there are profits and losses, and there are prosperity and light, which is not surprising."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Xing'er bowed her head, handed a cup of flower tea to the empress, and then said:
"But... It is said that this time Jingzhou's Tingyuxuan was affected by the Ningxiang Pavilion, and the lost guests seemed to have patronized the Ningxiang Pavilion, and then... The legendary Tianhe Sect Master also appeared in Jingzhou not long ago. ”
"Heavenly Sect Master..."
The empress looked at the petals floating in the tea:
"She showed up?"
"I only heard his voice and didn't see his people, in order to deal with a few troublemakers."
"That's... Business matters, related to the Tianhe Sect Master? ”
"Not really."
Xing'er said truthfully, the empress's eyes softened a little, and she sighed lightly:
"Go on."
"Yes, it is rumored that Jingzhou Mansion has recently circulated a story of [Zhuan Lou Gong]..."
……
Xing'er briefly talked about the recent situation in Jingzhou Mansion, but she didn't know the details, only that there was a strange person named [Zhuan Lou Gong] who was very famous in Jingzhou and so on.
After hearing this, the empress only felt that this matter could spread all over Jingzhou, and everyone flocked to the Ningxiang Pavilion, so there must be something wonderful in it.
"Do you have the story of "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix"?"
"Apricot didn't, and I only heard about it."
"Then ask Ting Yuxuan to get a copy over, it must be original, and it must not be tampered with at will."
"Yes."
"Also..."
The empress took a sip of tea, pointed to the red brocade dragon robe on the side, and motioned for Xing'er to change her clothes:
“… Prepare immediately, and I will go to the county lord's mansion. ”
"Your Majesty, are you still going so late? What's the matter, why don't you enter the palace with Lord Xuanjun? ”
"I'm just going to be caught off guard."
Obviously they are sisters, but they have to hide the affairs of a man, Su Yupan was also aroused by the news that Xing'er listened to unwillingness and curiosity, and tonight I have to find out about my sister's mysterious lover.
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It didn't take long for the county lord's mansion to arrive.
Su Yupan asked Xing'er to enter the house in advance to say hello, and then quietly entered the house, and after entering the courtyard where her sister's boudoir was located, she learned that her sister was not there.
"Your Majesty, the county lord is in the hot springs."
"Hot springs?"
When I came back that day, my sister took the initiative to wait for my sister to soak in the hot spring together, she was reluctant, but today in the middle of the night, she was...
Hey?
Wrong...
As an emperor who usually likes to read essays, Su Yupan can be regarded as well-read, and I remember that there is a strange book called "Mirror Grinding", which records a lot of methods for single women to relieve their lovesickness.
Among them, there is an article "Water Dragon Mirror", which is about an older single princess who can't stand the loneliness and runs to the hot spring in the middle of the night...
Hiss...
So my sister is secretly at this time...
"Your Majesty?"
“……”
As the so-called heavenly power is unpredictable, no one can guess what strange things the empress is thinking at this moment.
Anyway, let's go to the room first, Su Yupan ordered his subordinates not to follow anymore, and tiptoed into his sister's room, walking around at will, but he didn't find anything abnormal.
I have to say anything different...
That is, next to her pillow, for some reason there is a breast wrap with the word "Jianghu" written on it.
On the other hand, there was a strange stick wrapped in a strip of white cloth on the table.
“?”
The empress, who had no followers, naturally didn't need to worry about her demeanor, blinked her apricot eyes, looked around, then stood on tiptoe, lifted her skirt, cautiously came to the table, and observed the stick wrapped in strips of cloth, and the more she observed, the more she felt that something was wrong.
As a woman who has never eaten pork, never seen a pig running, and has only seen the description of a pig in a book, Su Yupan was still making some strange guesses, and now she found this thing in her sister's boudoir, and she had to make some more associations.
……
Although there is a lack of practice and zero experience, the empress's theoretical knowledge is still relatively rich, so her imagination is also somewhat rich.
But the more this happens, the more curious I become, and the more I want to see a lot of things with my own eyes.
Although I know that this is not good, I think that I am the emperor of the dynasty, and then I think that I am Su Yinhua's own sister, the emperor cares about his courtiers, and his sister cares about his sister, which is all right.
As a result, Su Yupan's chest was a little more reasonable, and with a stretch of his hand, he slowly lifted the strip of white cloth on the table that wrapped the stick-like object.
"Huh?"
As a result, the empress was stunned, and found that the thing was slightly different from what she imagined.
First of all, it's not rhinoceros horn, it's not ivory or jade, it's wooden.
Secondly, its shape is also irregular, not like a bare stick in Su Yupan's imagination, but... It has a more complex shape and texture.
If you look closely, the empress is even more shocked.
The wooden stick in the strip of cloth was actually carved into a full-length portrait of a man!
Horn... Mr. Horn has become a sperm?!
Not to mention how the carving is, at least it has become a human shape, and at the bottom of the whole root, the empress can clearly see that there is a [Lang] character engraved on it.
“……”
Pure...
It's the [Qin Lang] Lang...
Syllable!
"Who?!"
Someone suddenly broke in, and while the empress quickly wrapped the strip of cloth, she turned around and saw Gu Jin, a girl in black.
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."
"A thousand hands... What are you doing here? ”
"I... The candles in Madame's room are running out, I'll change them..."
"Oh..."
Fortunately, it was not a silver bottle, and the empress breathed a sigh of relief.
However, there was a faint nervousness on Senju's expression, and his eyes were staring directly at the thing on the table.
“……”
Well, the action just now should have been seen by her.
The empress was helpless, but she didn't want to show embarrassment, so she just said lightly and dignifiedly:
"This thing, is..."
"Madame's!"
Gu Jin replied very straightforwardly, which surprised Su Yupan.
Then the girl went to the left, took the thing in her hand, and carried it behind her back.
The empress understood her reaction, this kind of private object, one is her own head of the family, and the other is the emperor, she really can't say much.
Su Yupan didn't say anything to embarrass her, but before leaving, he confirmed it again:
"Sumire, this thing... What the hell is the silver bottle used for? ”
"Used to... A solution to the pain of lovesickness. ”
“……”
Sure enough...
Well, I didn't expect my sister to play more than in the book, and actually carved Mr. Horn into a human shape...
(End of chapter)