"Brothers, go to the movies!"

"I have to watch it, I'm still looking forward to the two movies on New Year's Day."

"The advertisement is so profitable, how can I support it."

"What are you going to see?"

"I still like Brother Mo, and I definitely want to support "Kung Fu"."

"I have already bought a ticket for "Magic Capital Fortress", the first sci-fi masterpiece in China, I definitely want to watch it."

“……”

On New Year's Day, countless fans walked into the theater, and basically more than 90% of them went to these two movies.

That's how well ads work.

Although many marketing accounts are not very optimistic about "Kung Fu", and the online reputation is average, many people still choose this movie because of the overwhelming advertising.

After all, many people don't go to the cinema to watch movies.

Buy a ticket, two Cokes, a popcorn bucket, and walk into the corner of the movie arm in arm, as for what the movie shows, who cares.

For example: Chen Yixuan and Zhou Zimo.

The two are standard post-zeros.

The two who just entered college fell in love at first sight and fell in love, where else do couples in love go to other than small parks and shopping malls?

That's the theater, of course!

"Baby, what movie are you watching?"

"I want to see Lin Yixuan."

"But I have finished watching the first two games of "Demon Capital Fortress", and only "Kung Fu" still has a small number of tickets, or should we watch Wang Mo? Wang Mo is more handsome. ”

Zhou Zimo said softly.

Chen Yixuan pouted: "You just lie to me, where is Wang Mo in "Kung Fu"? If Wang Mo could participate in kung fu, I would have chartered it a long time ago. ”

She is right, if Wang Mo can play a role in "Kung Fu", where is Lin Yixuan?

However, the two did not leave the cinema and eventually bought two tickets for "Kung Fu".

After all.

It's all here......

Moreover, the two of them didn't come to watch a movie in the first place.

It's better to not have Lin Yixuan, and the province is distracted.

Zhou Zimo secretly said in his heart: Wait a minute, I'll let you see my real kung fu.

Watching a movie?

Impossible!

Especially comedy.

Two couples in love go to watch a comedy, are they sick?

Who can laugh?

When I smiled, the tenderness was gone.

Especially Chen Yixuan, who is already a little bucktoothy, coupled with a big grinning personality, if she smiles, it will simply shake the ground. Girls in love, the most important thing to pay attention to is their own image, Chen Yixuan usually when dating Zhou Zimo, she never smiles toothlessly.

Grinning?

She's afraid she's nervous to do it.

And after experiencing the era of the Internet explosion, Chen Yixuan's laughter has already been exercised quite high, watching those so-called classic cross talk and sketches, they are basically expressionless and boring.

As for the comedy movies of this era, it will only give her goosebumps of embarrassment.

Laugh?

Huh.

This is also the reason why Chen Yixuan dares to watch comedy movies with Zhou Zimo.

After the two walked into the theater, they found that there were quite a lot of people inside, and it was almost full.

Because it is the premiere and the first day of New Year's Day, coupled with the overwhelming publicity and super high film schedule, it is basically impossible to have a low attendance rate.

However, none of this affected the couple Chen Yixuan and Zhou Zimo, who skillfully walked to the back corner of the movie, waiting for the lights to go out.

"Huh!"

Soon, the lights go out and the movie begins.

Zhou Zimo couldn't wait to hold Chen Yixuan's hand, and with a slight pull, Chen Yixuan was about to fall into his arms.

But the next second.

Boom!

Yes!

The tense atmosphere made the two of them feel excited, and they subconsciously looked at the big screen.

It turns out that the movie describes an era of social turmoil and the popularity of gangsters, and no police inspector or official can maintain social order, and can only live trembling under the arrogance and strength of gangsters.

"Who else !!"

When the boss of the Crocodile Gang shows up and roars out loud.

The audience was excited, but immediately burst into laughter, because they found out that the boss with a black top hat was none other than Chai Qing, the director of "Kung Fu".

"Damn, hahaha, this plot."

"Director Chai actually made a cameo role?"

"Ouch, this voice, this reversal, it's so interesting."

"I was scared all over my body just now, but immediately I laughed silly again."

“……”

Zhou Zimo laughed and forgot to continue to hold Chen Yixuan in his arms.

Chen Yixuan also pursed her lips, and secretly said in her heart: This plot is a bit interesting.

It is worthy of Wang Mo's screenwriting work.

Then.

The cinema began to exclaim.

Originally, everyone thought that the Crocodile Gang was a big gang, but the next Axe Gang made many people's scalps numb, and the little brothers who were all over the world were all axe weapons. The cynical but violent and murderous appearance of the boss Chen Ge. All depict the dark scene to the extreme.

Especially the shot where the axe cut off the legs of the crocodile gang made many people creepy.

Exclamations rang out.

When the exclusive music of the Axe Gang sounded, when Brother Chen danced with the little brother of the Axe Gang under the camera. The visual impact and the auditory touch reached a peak at this moment.

Cinema.

Many of them held their breath.

It was an unprecedented psychic impact that made every viewer's scalp explode.

Zhou Zimo didn't smile anymore, but just held Chen Yixuan's hand tightly, and his palms were full of sweat.

As for Chen Yixuan, who didn't care about the movie at all, she also didn't have a heart on her boyfriend next to her, but stared at the screen tightly.

Both of them sat up straight unconsciously.

But many muttered in their hearts.

"Is this comedy?"

"This is a kung fu movie?"

"Shouldn't it be a gangster drama?"

"One thing to say, the emotional mobilization of this movie is too good, just a beginning makes my heart hang."

But immediately, the crowd went from nervous expressions to relaxed.

Because the camera turned, I came to the slum pig cage village.

Here comes the laugh.

The color center of the charter public.

The shape of half of the buttocks, as well as the sentence "Chartered wife, why is there no water all of a sudden?" ”

The appearance of the charter wife, coupled with her huge voice.

Almost every shot, every line of dialogue is a laugh.

Although the laughter was a little inexplicable, everyone just thought it was funny.

Even Chen Yixuan, who has a high laughing point, has brightened her eyes, such a comedy seems to be very novel to her, and it is an unprecedented experience.

Chen Yixuan is not a person who doesn't like to watch comedy, in fact, the higher the laugh, the greater the desire for comedy, they really want to have a comedy to indulge themselves, but in reality, there are no comedy movies that can make them laugh.

This has to be said to be a different kind of sadness for people with high laughter.

It can be said that it is not easy for the movie in front of her to make her look at it differently.

But in the theater, many people are already happy.

"Hahaha, the appearance of the charter man's bag, I laughed to death."

"I bet the half of the butt is going to be hot."

"Every word of the charter lady is on my laugh."

"Don't think you're handsome, I won't beat you, hahahaha......"

"Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing."

“……”

Next, the protagonist Ah Xing finally appeared, he took the fat man to the pig cage village to cut his hair, disguised as a member of the Axe Gang, and wanted to extort sauce and make money.

Unexpectedly, instead of being threatened, Sauce Explosion called other people.

Ah Xing is very inward-looking, and he has to PK with these people who look malnourished.

However, these people are far beyond Ah Xing's surprise one by one.

Looking at a peasant woman who was powerless, a punch almost killed him.

Looking at the very small person, he actually just sat on a stool and stood up more than two meters high.

looked at the glasses old man who was already in his twilight years, but the muscles of his whole body exploded.

Even if it's just a child, but it's more muscular.

When the plot progresses to this point.

The audience in the cinema had already burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha."

"Laughing to death."

"Mom, they're all talents."

“……”

By the time the movie got to this point, everyone no longer had any doubts about whether "Kung Fu" was a comedy. You only have to listen to the laughter in the auditorium to see it.

At this time, Zhou Zimo had long since stopped paying attention to his image, clapping his hands and laughing.

Chen Yixuan also couldn't help laughing, but when these people stood up, she was a little caught off guard. It is this kind of humor that makes her feel so fresh.

Because this form of comedy seems to be rare in other movies.

Even if there were, it was nowhere near that dense.

A word suddenly appeared in Chen Yixuan's mind: nonsensical.

"Could it be the nonsensical comedy promoted by "Kung Fu", that's what it means?"

She was thoughtful.

The form of comedy is displayed in a grotesque and exaggerated way, which is very unreasonable but does not make people feel abrupt, but bursting with joy.

Chen Yixuan felt that she was becoming more and more interested.

Then.

The charter wife appeared, and Ah Xing was beaten to the ground, holding his head and running away.

The laughter in the theater has become one.

Chen Yixuan also "poofed", this was the first time she showed her teeth, but she immediately closed her mouth again, subconsciously looked at her boyfriend next to her, and found that the other party did not pay attention to herself, but smiled like a fool. She was a little relieved and continued to watch the movie.

And at this time.

Chen Yixuan's heart suddenly jumped.

Protagonist!

The main character in the movie seems to be called Zhong Ahn, right?

She remembers that before the movie aired, Zhong An had been criticized by the media for being useless. Many people think that Zhong An can't handle a comedy at all, let alone the main role.

However, at this moment, Chen Yixuan felt that Zhong An in the play seemed to exude a charm that she had never seen before.

That kind of ruffian, that kind of fearlessness, and the kind of acting skills shown in every move are all so natural. She has seen countless movies, but there has never been an actor who can give her such a special feeling. It seems that as long as he sees Zhong An, he has an urge to laugh.

"It's witty."

This is Chen Yixuan's conclusion.

In fact, many comedians have their own sense of joy, but Zhong An's humor is completely different from other comedians.

Chen Yixuan substituted a feeling: replaced Zhong An in the play with Yuan Li, the most famous comedian in China today, and she found that if Yuan Li played the leading role, then the words could not be said without any traces of Zhong An, and it would even be extremely embarrassing.

Because of the "nonsensical" lines in the play, Yuan Li can't control it at all.

"Is it so amazing?"

Chen Yixuan seems to understand a little why Wang Mo wants to find Zhong An to play the leading role.

The plot continues.

At this time, Ah Xing began to call for "reinforcements", but accidentally blew up the real Axe Gang.

The film enters the real conflict.

Slums and gangsters, two groups that were not originally in the same world, are unexpectedly intertwined.

The black and oppressive gangsters swept in.

Many fans have a heart hanging in their throats.

"Don't."

"Fuck off, don't bother the people here."

"This little gangster is so annoying and has caused big trouble."

"What are they going to do? You won't be hacked to death by the Axes. ”

When a mother and daughter were pulled out and doused with gasoline, I don't know how many people screamed.

Looking at the mother and daughter flying to the ground with a sparkling lighter in Brother Chen's hand, countless people didn't dare to look at it.

This moment!

The climax is on!

Kutouqiang stepped forward, pinched the lighter, angered the Axe Gang, and started a one-man battle against the Axe Gang.

Then.

Tailors and fried ghosts have joined in.

Twelve-way Tan legs.

Hung family iron fist.

Gorou gossip stick.

These three characters, who everyone thought were little minions, suddenly burst out with grandmaster-level kung fu, which directly shocked all the fans in the theater.

In particular, the kung fu shown by these three people is almost not weaker than the fight in "Jingwu Heroes".

One move, one style, one punch and one kick, all reveal the style of the grandmaster.

Seeing the fans' eyes, they almost bulged.

"Mom, it's hot-blooded."

"That's exciting, isn't it?"

"It's really exciting, that leg kung fu, that series of vajra rings, and that move that can discount the gun with that stick, it's too explosive!"

"I'm getting goosebumps all over my body."

"Ahhh I'm so excited to see it. ”

“……”

At this time, many fans discovered that kung fu movies can really be linked to comedy, and kung fu movies can not only have fights and kills, but also alternative humor.

Passionate and humorous, not in conflict.

"It's really a kung fu movie."

"It's so cool!"

But no one thought that the climax they thought was the beginning.

Due to the fiasco of the Axe Gang, he began to blame Ah Xing and wanted to correct Ah Xing.

But at this time, Brother Chen found that Ah Xing's lock-picking skills were superb, so he let him go: "This kind of horse-riding color will be used one day." ”

And Ah Xing is also ready to find a chartered wife for revenge.

opened a series of witty but exciting plots.

The crowd grinned again.

Especially the part where Ah Xing was bitten by a snake, Zhou Zimo laughed breathlessly.

Chen Yixuan laughed out loud for the first time.

Spoof.

Nonsense.

This kind of plot penetrates the whole movie, but it seems very harmonious.

Then Ah Xing was bitten by a poisonous snake, so he entered the big iron bucket and beat the iron bucket into waste, and the next day it was restored to good condition, which made many people think.

At the same time, the heroine appeared, and her innocent appearance instantly attracted the attention of fans, but everyone found that such a girl was a mute.

The mystery was soon revealed, and it turned out that the mute girl in front of her was a little girl that Ah Xing had saved when she was a child.

Because of that incident, Ah Xing found that good people were not rewarded, and then embarked on the evil path.

"It turns out that Ah Xing is also a poor person."

"Understood, no wonder he didn't study well."

"But I want to cry when I know the truth."

“……”

The whole movie is directly sublimated here.

It turns out that the seemingly nonsensical comedy contains a thread that touches people's hearts. Ah Xing, who seems to be a gangster, hides such a miserable childhood in his heart.

And on the other side......

The action of the three grandmasters made the Axe Gang very angry, so they invited a lot of money to invite the master on the killer ranking: Heaven and Earth are missing.

When the three great grandmasters left in the night, the sonic wave power that was missing from the sky killed them invisibly.

"A song of anorectal breakage, where can I find a soulmate at the end of the world?"

When they saw the blind man's shot and heard the two of them spit out these words, many people had goosebumps again.

This kind of kung fu is beyond their imagination.

It even goes beyond the scope of kung fu and reaches the realm of fantasy.

However, fans didn't feel abrupt, but because of the plot, their nerves became tighter.

The huge movie theater is silent.

Go to bed?

Eating popcorn?

Drink Coke?

Couple intimacy?

No! None at all!

All the people, including the staff at the entrance of the movie theater, all stared wide-eyed, watching the performance of the two in a daze, feeling that their souls had been taken away.

It wasn't until this moment that they found out that kung fu movies could still be filmed like this, and after the original kung fu movies exceeded the level of imagination, they didn't feel repulsed, but had a kind of heart palpitation stimulation.

A wave of unevenness has risen again and again.

Just when these people were still immersed in the Heavenly Remnants and the Lack of Perfection in the Transformation Realm.

The charter wife and the charter man appeared.

"And the masters!"

The two of them were awe-inspiring in their hearts, so they shot at each other.

In the cinema, every fan is turned into a sculpture in this way, and the brain is buzzing. They stared blankly at the charter man who had taken advantage of the lust heart and the small bargain before, and the arrogant and domineering charter lady turned into peerless masters.

With one hand of Tai Chi, he treated the crippled heaven and earth that could easily kill the three great masters before as a monkey.

A lion's roar directly turned the two of them into waste.

"My God, it turns out that the charter wife is the real master?"

"It makes my scalp tingle."

"Mom, that's amazing, isn't it?"

"I didn't even dare to breathe the whole time."

"It's intense, it's exciting, there's never been a movie that keeps me from leaving the screen for a second."

"The charter man is so handsome! It's so handsome! ”

"The image of the charter wife took off directly in my heart."

“……”

Such a kung fu movie is unheard of.

Such a kung fu movie allows every fan to see a new world.

I don't know how many people are stuck in the theater, feeling the shock and impact in their hearts.

Zhou Zimo didn't know when he had let go of his girlfriend's hand, and put his hands into the Coke cup, even if the Coke overflowed, he didn't notice it.

And Chen Yixuan also didn't pay attention to Zhou Zimo, she subconsciously swallowed her saliva, subconsciously leaned forward, and her eyes wanted to pounce on the screen.

Love?

What else are you talking about?

It's important to watch a movie!

At this moment, an hour has passed since the movie, and generally speaking, there are more or less people leaving the theater, some people talking to each other, some people looking at their phones, some people eating popcorn, anyway, there are all kinds of behaviors and actions.

However, in the theater they were in, no one got up, and everyone seemed to have been given a fixed talisman, motionless and silent.

The huge theater has no sound except for the sound coming from the movie.

The plot is still developing, and it is still pushing to new heights again and again.

The Axe Gang let Ah Xing release the Ultimate Killer King.

Seemingly a psychopath, he reached out and caught the whistling bullet.

That moment!

Creeps!

accompanied by the words of the Huoyun Evil God: "The world's martial arts are invincible, only fast and unbreakable." ”

I don't know how many people have suddenly turned from a suffocating heart to a volcano gushing out.

This kind of plot!

Too hot-blooded.

It's too explosive.

In a word, a scene, conquered the audience, making people unable to extricate themselves.

Finally......

The evil god of Huoyun confronted the charter man and the charter wife.

A great battle, but in the end, the three of them were entangled together, making Ah Xing the decider of fate.

At this time, Ah Xing's conscience found out, and he picked up a wooden stick and slammed it on the head of the Huoyun Evil God, which then angered the ultimate killer king.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The Fire Cloud Evil God smashed Ah Xing's head into a cake.

Fans were dumbfounded.

It turns out that Ah Xing, who has done all the bad things, still has a sincere heart in his heart.

I don't know how many people were teary-eyed by this scene.

It's just that this is not a tragedy, so as soon as the camera turned, the picture of the chartered father and the chartered woman running wildly with Ah Xing on their backs appeared, and at the same time, through their words, they knew that Ah Xing was the peerless master who was unique in ten thousand!

And the violent beating of the Huoyun Evil God just opened up his second vein.

Break out of the cocoon into a butterfly.

Meet the weathered dragon.

At the beginning, the gangster at the bottom of the society ushered in a new life.

Many spectators shuddered with excitement.

Someone even couldn't suppress their excitement and stood up directly from their position, waving their fists.

"He's become a master."

"Kill the Fire Cloud Evil God!"

"I'm so excited."

"Oh my God, oh my God, it's burning."

“……”

The final battle has finally arrived, and at first it was the arrival of the Axe Gang.

These little minions are going to fight Ah Xing, who has become a peerless master, and they are completely ants shaking trees. was soon defeated, and then ushered in the ultimate showdown between Ah Xing and the Fire Cloud Evil God.

Of course, the nonsense of the movie still exists all the time, Ah Xing's behavior of stepping on the toes of the members of the Axe Gang was just now disdained by the Huoyun Evil God as a child's play, but he didn't expect that he would be stepped on his toes immediately.

That moment.

Many laughed out loud with pig meows.

Especially Chen Yixuan, who no longer cares about her image and laughs.

What lady do you want?

Happiness matters.

After all, she has been holding back for more than an hour, and she really can't hold it back at the moment, otherwise she will go crazy.

Sure enough, after laughing, Chen Yixuan was out of control, and the entire movie theater was filled with her bold laughter like a copper bell.

Beside.

Zhou Zimo was taken aback, is this still his gentle, cute, and toothless obedient girlfriend?

it!

It's just that the movie is still going on, even the climax of the whole scene, so Zhou Zimo just fought for a moment, and his attention immediately returned to the screen.

Well.

Watching movies matters. (End of chapter)

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