Chapter 165: The Barrel Theory

"Alright, let's find out what's next, and listen..."

"Don't, don't!"

"Go on!"

……

It is not for nothing that the story of "Journey to the West" is called a masterpiece in the depths of Qin Lang's memory.

In terms of readability alone, even Qin Lang, who is already familiar with this work, can still patiently tell any plot to outsiders at any time.

This is true for long-time readers, not to mention its appeal to first-time readers.

Tonight, Qin Lang finished talking about the bridge section of Bibotan vs. Hydra, and the time was almost up, and he wanted to take advantage of the great opportunity of "Su Yinhua" to take a good rest, but he was directly rejected by the dissatisfied Su Yupan.

"What to rest? Are you sleepy? ”

Su Yupan had long given up on being wary of someone's dishonest pig's trotters, and in order to listen to the story, he had eaten almost all of his top and bottom, and at this time, he heard his so-called "want to rest", but he just gave him a roll of the eyes.

Are you going to rest?

I don't even bother to poke you!

However, Qin Lang insisted that he really couldn't stay up, mainly because his throat was dry.

"Unless..."

"Unless what..."

Qin Lang glanced at Zhuo Beibei, who was lying on him, as always, pinching himself a little bit to urge him to change, moved his buttocks, and leaned into Su Yupan's ear and muttered:

"Unless... It's still the same as before, if someone moistens it..."

“……”

Su Yupan understood.

Some people, I really can't get used to it.

"Phew! Go to bed! ”

Su Yupan took a sip of Qin Lang angrily, Qin Lang was not angry at all, he could only say that a beauty is a beauty, and he still uses the thin aroma sprayed between his lips anyway.

However, when it came to sleeping, Su Yupan, who had originally turned his back, felt uncomfortable not long after he closed his eyes.

To be precise...

It's a little unaccustomed.

“……”

In the end, after a little tossing and turning, Su Yupan couldn't help but his heels a little and gently kicked Qin Lang behind him:

"Hey... Are you asleep?"

"Huh? What's wrong with the silver bottle? Are your feet cold? I'll keep you warm. ”

"Go, go!"

This guy...

Why do you love to mention women's feet at every turn...

Su Yupan's ears were slightly hot, knowing that he was not asleep.

"Sect Master Zhuo... Slept? ”

"Oh, she's already asleep every time she's like a pig."

"Oh..."

"Is there something wrong?"

"Nope..."

"Okay."

……

The room fell silent again.

That's it?

Su Yupan felt a little unbelievable about this fool's brain circuit, and after groaning for a long time, he kicked him again.

Only this time, the movement was a little harder than before.

"Silver bottle?"

"You... You can't sleep and still sleep hard? ”

"Don't you fall asleep if you sleep hard?"

“……”

"Hey, it's not..."

Qin Lang leaned slightly closer to Su Yupan's gourd-like back, and his warm breath blew on her slender neck:

"Silver bottle, why do you feel a little abnormal...?"

“……”

He's not normal!

If this was put aside, when he shared the bed with him, he would have slept so honestly?

Su Yu was angry, and a little resentment that he didn't even notice rose in his heart, and after muttering for a long time, he finally asked directly in a low voice:

"Before you... When I slept before, I didn't have to... Holding on to something..."

"Huh? Hold what? ”

“……”

Hold your head! What else could there be?

You can't just say "hold me", can you?!

The empress felt that she was going to be stunned by this "brother-in-law" who didn't know if she was deliberately pretending to be stupid, but fortunately, Qin Lang herself reacted immediately:

"Oh, you misunderstood, it's not that I won't hug you."

Many women, especially mature women of women's age, like to be held when they sleep with men, Qin Lang still understands this very well, after all, senior sister Mu Xuanli is also like this.

"But look, Beibei is lying here, I can't hold you."

"Huh...?"

Su Yupan was speechless.

Oh, forget about it...

"Then you'd treat her... Skim it a little..."

……

Su Yupan didn't expect that he would say such a thing.

In terms of secular identity, in fact, this is nothing, after all, she is the empress.

But from another identity, Su Yupan's words actually seem a little "disrespectful".

……

"It's not okay to leave it alone, if three people are side by side, you won't be able to sleep in bed."

"Can't sleep? How so? ”

"Really, I was secretly telling stories back then... Belch... I tried it by the way, but I really can't stuff it. ”

Su Yupan is strange:

"Are you fat?"

"Harm, it's not that I'm fat, it's mainly you in the silver bottle..."

“?”

"Ahem, of course, it's not that you're fat, it's you... Hmm..."

How to say it.

Qin Lang thought for a moment and explained:

"Well, I'll give you a barrel theory."

"Barrels... Theory? ”

"Well, that said, the amount of water a barrel can hold depends on the shortest plank, and no matter how high the other planks are, it doesn't matter."

When Su Yupan heard this, he understood it after thinking about it a little, and it was a very simple truth.

But what does this have to do with the present?

"Of course it does."

Qin Lang continued:

"Look at the silver bottle, your figure is actually the same thing, how much space you occupy in bed depends on the fattest part of your body, no matter how thin you are in other places..."

“?”

The fattest...

Su Yu's eyes slowly blinked twice, and then his face turned red all of a sudden, and his hands subconsciously pressed the curve like a full moon under his waist, and opened his mouth to bite Qin Lang's shoulder.

"Shhh

"You... You're a man! Why is it so unserious! …”

"Silver bottle, you can tell me something."

Qin Lang couldn't cry or laugh:

"Obviously, you asked first, I'm just talking about things... That's right! I've got a way! ”

"What's the solution..."

Qin Lang had an idea:

"Although I left Beibei behind, the three of them can't fit side by side, but the silver bottle, you and Beibei can be stacked."

"Stack... Stacked up? ”

"Yes, you're down, she's on top, you two stack it."

"And then... In this way, who are you going to hold..."

"Uh..."

It's also ha.

Originally, the vacant position was to be able to hug the "county lord".

But if you let them stack up, although in other aspects, Qin Lang will find it pleasant to the eye and very practical, but in terms of the current needs, it seems to be a bit of putting the cart before the horse.

So, in the end, Su Yupan, who had no other way, gritted his teeth, and had to take the initiative to stretch out his delicate arms.

“?”

“……”

Qin Lang only felt that he had a jade hand on his shoulder and neck, and then his arm fell into a deep softness, and slowly, the left side of his entire body began to fit with the fragrant skin...

"Silver Bottle..."

"Shut up..."

"Hey..."

"Hey you're big, sleep..."

(End of chapter)