Chapter 5 Embracing the Funeral Industry
Hua Buyan, who was still sleepy and weak, instantly dissipated her sleepiness, frowned, and Lin Wanyue was a little uneasy.
Among those old ghosts who have been dead for many years, it is rumored that this Heavenly Master is extremely vicious, violent, and unbridled, and is an extremely difficult master to talk to.
But if she is displeased, the end is not as good as being in the eighteenth layer of hell in the Hades Palace.
Although Lin Wanyue disagreed, she was still afraid that she would be kicked out.
Especially since it's past midnight.
The flowers do not stain the rules here, and they will not change for a hundred years.
When the time comes, the rest of the time, these ghosts naturally dare not stay longer.
But the situation is a bit ......
The aura of the yin ghost is too strong, and the flower is unstained and has just been reborn, only to find that Lin Wanyue is still followed by a weak and timid little ghost.
Looking at the little ghost with thick eyebrows and big eyes who also had a pale and bloodless face, this face should have been reincarnated a long time ago, and he was still here?
"It seems that the gates of Hades have long been closed." There must be a lot of lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering in the world.
Looks like she'll have to figure out a way.
The moon hangs in the treetops.
The insects chirp melodiously.
Standing up and moving his sore limbs, Hua Buyan saw Lin Wanyue's worry, rubbed her eyebrows, and said in a soft and hoarse voice: "If you want to stay here, stay here, and when you are buried tomorrow, it can be regarded as officially having a 'home'."
"Sister, I finally don't have to sleep outside."
"Void! Here, we're going to be quiet. β
The little ghost laughed happily, but was stopped by Lin Wanyue in time.
Hua Buyan originally wanted to remind her not to be so cautious, think about it or let her!
She was so sleepy that she threw herself headlong into the small, shabby low bed.
Early in the morning of the second day, Hua Buyan returned the cash withdrawn money to Aunt Liu in the town, and gave the remaining part of the coffin money to Uncle Liu, and the rest was only enough for tonight's meal.
But tearing up an IOU is not in vain.
Looking at the countless IOUs in his hand, it seems that he has to make persistent efforts.
Just after two o'clock, Hua Buyan went to work on time.
"The bosses have been waiting for a long time, and I sent small gifts to my friends who supported me in the morning, and remember to give feedback when I received them!"
Hua Buyan is still waiting for this wave of feedback to increase the number of orders for himself.
After all, what she made with her own hands, it was definitely valuable.
[Little sister has been waiting for you for a long time, do you still want to sell coffins today? ] γ
"Of course I'm going to sell coffins today, this is a guy who eats, but, let's change the way of selling, from today onwards, I will randomly connect two people to recommend coffins every day."
As soon as this topic was thrown away, everyone was shocked.
The coffin is a sensitive topic, and who would be happy to send it to the door as a recommendation?
[Coffin lady, or forget it! ] I'm afraid you'll be beaten. γ
"Rest assured, bosses and friends, I am honest and enthusiastic, and I will not be beaten."
The flower does not stain the oath.
Everyone inhales: I'm afraid that you are too enthusiastic and seriously recommend.
"Okay, then it's decided, I'm going to deliver the goods this afternoon, let's talk while we go!"
It's too busy to tie paper flowers and send express delivery, and live broadcast to engage in industry, and now they are all brought with door-to-door delivery services.
She has to work hard quickly to pay off her debts, so that she can eat roast chicken and drink wine without any scruples.
As he spoke, he casually connected an ID funeral service one-stop.
[Is it such a coincidence?] Funeral services vs selling coffins. γ
[What is the situation, the current funeral industry can be so rolled on the platform? ] γ
[The white things are all online, it's foreign enough. γ
Hu Youqian at the other end didn't expect that he was fooling this group of sailors into placing an order to buy his own unique villa, in order to set off the atmosphere, he turned on the microphone function, who knew that it was such a coincidence, and there was actually a coffin seller on the other side.
Sell coffins!
As long as it's not a business grab, it's easy to say.
But who knew that the little girl on the other side who looked like a middle school student opened her mouth and said the first thing was.
"The big brother opposite, looking at your face, the lack of qi in the middle and the appearance of qi stagnation and blood stasis for a long time, do you want to buy a coffin and prepare in advance?"
Even if you sell a coffin, the first sentence you say is to curse people to death!
Hu Youqian couldn't bear it anymore, and the skinny monkey's cheeks even flew up the two handfuls of his funny mustache under his snort.
Hu has no rich fans, no less, just 6,000 more than Hua Buran.
Immediately, the fans were scolded.
[Who is so vicious, go down, standard rub powder! ] γ
[Brother Hu is closed, this kind of selling coffins is unlucky. γ
forgot that Hu Youqian was originally a small boss in the funeral industry.
Hu Youqian can't bear it, he has worked hard for two years to have this number of fans, and a little girl suddenly appeared, and her fans skyrocketed almost overnight, how could she not be blushing?
Anyway, in this new media era, he is also a senior, but this little girl has no intention of humbly asking for advice, and she curses him when she opens her mouth!
Can't bear it.
Hu Youqian blew his beard and glared, but he still deliberately said it tactfully: "The little girl has to be virtuous when she speaks, I haven't taken my body to the hospital once for seven or eight years, and you curse me with your red mouth and white teeth, and I won't take you to make it up like this in a hurry to sell the coffin." β
As soon as the words came out, the dissatisfaction of fans had already been predicted.
What vicious, what disgusting, what to say!
Hua Buyan glanced at the big villa in Hu Youqian's hand, sneered in his heart, and said with a venomous tongue: "I don't dare to harm people, after all, if you do too many bad things, you will be punished." β
There is something in the meaning of these words, and it is a fool who can't hear it.
Others don't understand, but how can they not know.
This kind of inferior paper villa is rough and cheap, and the most important thing is that the people at the bottom can't receive it, and if you tinker with these contents and high and heavy metal paper for a long time, you will be poisoned.
Looking at his rich face, he guessed seven or eight points if he didn't spend it.
As if he was afraid that Hu Youqian would not admit it, Hua Buran continued: "As for the small villa in your hand, I will give it to 100,000 sailors for free, and it is strange if it is useful." β
Hu Youqian's live broadcast room is a small yellow car hanging brightly, 568 a luxury villa, and he was suddenly said to be worthless.
Hu Youqian himself naturally knew that the papier-mΓ’chΓ© villa in his hand was wholesaled for five yuan a piece in the wholesale market, just to sell it live and make some money.
These days, dead man's money is the best to earn.
Because no one will bargain with a funeral.
But just being poked by a little girl, of course Hu Youqian can't ruin his image in the minds of fans who have worked hard for two years.
"The little girl can eat randomly, but she can't eat indiscriminately, she can't boast about Haikou if she doesn't have the ability, this rubbing powder is a little too obvious!"
Hu Youqian deliberately diverted the topic and aroused the public enemy of fans.
Some sailors know how Hua Buyan came to be these fans, after all, Jin Yang's matter is too big.
Many people who watch the excitement also know that almost all the fans who are not stained by flowers come to Jin Yang, and Hu Youqian said this at the moment, which caused the anger of water friends.
Cutting off people's financial means is like killing your parents.