Chapter 16: The Master Helps
Decisive and neat.
It's already past twelve o'clock, and Hua Buyan is hungry because he has no extra strength to put his chest against his back: "That's all for today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow." ”
didn't wait to see the barrage of sailors in the live broadcast room, turned off the live broadcast and plunged into the quilt.
Xiao Qi on the side was a little disgusted with this rough person, and couldn't help muttering: This is still not a woman......
When I woke up the next day, it was already noon, just in time for Uncle Liu to deliver lunch.
After taking the meal, he looked at Uncle Liu with tears in his eyes, and then turned his head towards his nest and prepared to start.
As soon as the live broadcast was opened, it exploded inside.
[Miss Coffin, something really happened!! 】
Hua Buyan looked at the barrage in hindsight and knew that Hu Youqian was about to be tried early in the morning to let Hua Buyan withdraw from the live broadcast platform, when he suddenly had a nosebleed and fainted to the ground.
Hu's rich daughter-in-law thought that this was a new gimmick by her own man, just to win sympathy.
I had to cooperate and dial 120, who knew that after some operation, my man was diagnosed with terminal cancer, and there were less than two months left to go.
With a blow to the head, Hu Youqian's daughter-in-law also fainted, and the live broadcast was terminated.
Most of the people who poured into the live broadcast room were boasting about their clever calculations.
Some also say that Hu Youqian was retributed for selling fakes by himself.
The result that has been known for a long time, but I don't care much about it, and it has been a reincarnation of cause and effect since ancient times.
Continuing to take a bite of his own light breeze while selling goods professionally: "Today, our theme is to sell coffins." ”
Rice served with a scrambled egg with baby greens and tomatoes.
The flowers are too hungry and the food is fragrant, I have to say that Uncle Liu's craftsmanship is really not covered.
She has always been very aggressive, although she is greedy, she is not picky, the rice is too fragrant, she doesn't feel that the big white rice grains are touching her mouth, and she looks funny and cute.
In the live broadcast room, the sailors were hungry one by one at noon.
Everyone who passed by thought it was a food broadcast, and it looked like a coffin seller.
From time to time, he bit the dish in his mouth and said vaguely: "Bosses of water friends, if there is a funeral at home and you need to buy a coffin, you can find me to place an order, and it will be delivered to your door in the same city!" ”
"Place an order today and get an extra pair of gold ingots."
Now most of the people squatting in the live broadcast room are acquaintances, and they know that Hua Buzhi specializes in selling coffins, and they joke from time to time.
[The coffin lady eats so fragrantly, I see that I am hungry, no, no, no, cook instant noodles to relieve my hunger. 】
[Does Miss Coffin want to tell a hexagram today? ] 】
Looking at the barrage, the flowers are not stained, and occasionally they will reply with a sentence or two.
"A hexagram every day, sit and wait for someone who is destined."
Three thousand yuan is indeed a bit expensive for joining in the fun.
This is to dispel some of the people who are blindly making up for heat.
At lunchtime, many people were ordered one after another, but the average number of people in the live broadcast room stayed at 8,000+.
Hua Buyan just finished cooking, wiped his mouth, and waited for the door-to-door business.
[Why doesn't the coffin lady speak? ] What are you waiting for? 】
The sharp-eyed sailor looked at Hua Buyan stunned and didn't move, his eyes stared in one direction, and asked curiously.
Xiao Qi floated by weakly, and only saw a figure in the camera suddenly floating behind Hua Buyan, which was not real, but it was .....a little weird in this dilapidated grocery store.
[Something seems to have floated behind the coffin lady? Has anyone seen it? 】
Hua Buyan looked at Xiao Qi, who was getting bolder and bolder in front of her, and rolled her eyes in her direction, looking disgusted and sulking.
I don't understand, when did I provoke this little ghost?
It seems that something flashed through my mind, forgotten by myself, and Hua Buran did not catch it.
Looking at the barrage flowers, he poked out his tongue playfully, mysterious and festive: "Business is coming to the door!" ”
The eyes of the sailors were about to pierce the screen, but they didn't hear any other movement after watching it for a long time.
This little anchor is playing tricks again.
What a business!
The open wooden door thudged footsteps.
Hua Buyan looked up and saw Hu Youqian with a pale face, and his two mustaches were drooping, where could he still see the energetic appearance of the previous two days.
Hu Youqian didn't say a word, and knelt in front of Hua Buyan, with a weak voice and a hoarse voice.
"Help, Master." Crying and screaming with a handful of snot and a handful of tears.
The sailors in the live broadcast room looked at Hu Youqian who suddenly broke into sight, and their sickly faces instantly looked like they were several years old.
Obviously it was a different look in the morning, and after only a few hours, it was rubbed into this ghostly look.
Hua Buyan just listened quietly, she had said from the beginning that if she did too many bad things, she would be punished.
was notified of critical illness by the hospital, and Hu Youqian believed that he was really dying.
After living for most of your life, what are you trying to save so much money for?
I am reluctant to spend a dime, and in the end it is empty.
is really going to die, Hu Youqian is reluctant to spend the world, and ran out of the hospital crying, babbling in his mouth: "Master help." "Walk all the way and read all the way.
He didn't know why, he just believed that there must be a way to say that he wouldn't live long.
"It's me who is not good, too greedy for money, and made money that should not be earned, the master is good, save me."
Seeing Hu Youqian's snot flowing all over the ground, the back of his hand wiped it indiscriminately and touched it towards Hua Buyin's trouser leg.
Frightened, Hua Buyan immediately jumped up, for fear that the snot would wipe his trouser leg.
"Don't don't, don't be like this, you are too black-hearted, you want to make any money with a bad conscience, the retribution of what happened ten years ago is today, the cycle of cause and effect.
And your life, I don't have the ability to save it, it's a doctor's duty to treat diseases and save people, and I'm selling coffins. ”
Saving people is reluctantly.
He cheated the worldly money, damaged the merits of the yin ghosts, had too deep resentment, was riddled with illness, and was unable to return to heaven.
Ten years ago!
Hu Youqian is the boss with small eyes open.
It's like someone has spied on the deepest secret in your mind.
The sailors who watched couldn't help but be surprised, just forget about being rich and greedy for money and cheating money, did they really do something heinous and vicious?
Hu Youqian is in no mood to pay attention to all kinds of things in the live broadcast room.
He thought that ten years ago it was just a trivial matter, and no one knew about it, how could it be......
How would she know?
She must be making excuses for not wanting to help herself.
Hu Youqian sat on the ground with his ass, and he didn't care about his face at the age of dozens of years, just crying and crying in front of tens of millions of people.
"What have I tried to do all my life, to create evil!"
said that he slapped himself twice with self-pity.
It's a ...... picture Cool, it's a pity that the child who was indirectly killed by him ten years ago was not blessed to see the sun today.
Perhaps, probably because he was really upset by Hu Youqian's hoarse voice, Hua Buyan's lowered voice was cold: "I can't save my life, but I can still prepare a coffin for you." ”