Chapter 34: Sudden Death

Jiang Lingzi heard early on that there was a little girl selling coffins on the platform, and it became popular almost overnight.

She thought that what kind of immortal she was, selling a coffin could be popular.

Who knows if this primary school-like tablet has her sexy, charming and feminine.

But why did she have more than 20,000 fans in five months, and 80,000 in just a few days?

What kind of appreciation do these sailors have now, and such can be popular?

Hua Buyan still officially smirked: "This friend, do you want to buy a coffin, there is one that is still very suitable for you." ”

[The coffin lady is still as direct and cute as ever! ] 】

The first sentence is that people lack a coffin, who can bear it?

Jiang Lingzi was angry and didn't open her mouth, and the crazy suitors in her family couldn't listen to it anymore.

[Selling coffins, you're crazy! ] I recommend it to anyone, do you still have a little conscience? 】

[The words of the cursed person will come as soon as she opens her mouth, and the little girl is not afraid of retribution!] 】

[Do you have a lot to do? The manure collection truck passes by the door of the house, and you have to take a spoon to taste the saltiness, right? 】

[Go back to the furnace and rebuild it!] 】

There are never fewer words of doubt, and the result that was already expected the moment the platform was decided to sell the coffin.

She looked at the bewitching woman in the video, her physiognomy, and at a glance, she could see that the bottom of her eyes was bruised, her blood was stagnant, and her qi was deficient.

Typically, sudden death is imminent after surviving too much.

Hua Buyan is still patient and the official sincere recommendation: "This friend, listen to me, or buy a coffin to prepare, and suddenly die suddenly tonight so that you won't be in a hurry!" ”

Jiang Lingzi tried her best to hide her anger, and saw that the number of viewers in her live broadcast room had already doubled her usual because of the lack of flowers.

Sure enough, the fans came faster to gain popularity.

Suppressing the disgust and anger in her heart, she strives to maintain the sexy goddess in the hearts of water friends.

"This little friend, you must speak with a basis, but don't talk nonsense, it's very bad behavior for you to curse people casually!"

[Reiko, you are too kind-hearted, you can't indulge her with such a person. 】

[That is, curse people to hell and have no asshole after giving birth to a child.] 】

Looking at the rhythm of being led by himself, he sympathized with himself and was bullied and abused by a little girl, Chiluoluo.

Fans are also crazy long.

pretended to be aggrieved: "There are many fans, and I'm afraid that people will say that I deliberately rub traffic!" ”

Hua Buyan looked at her and scolded her.

What do you say, I can't pretend to be a person in my eyes after rubbing a few waves of fans.

Why do you go crooked and evil at a young age, and so on.......

Hua Buyan is not arrogant or impatient, not slow or slow, and he is used to saying: "Since ancient times, I have been loyal to my ears, besides, is there any nonsense, you are also a person who can read faces, don't you know if what I said is true or false?" ”

The stubble was pulled to the main business, and the sailors exploded even more.

[Yes, our Lingzi is also a master, how can you not know, you little girl should go back to the furnace and rebuild, don't be embarrassed and conspicuous in front of our Lingzi. 】

[That is, we Reiko are masters in this regard. 】

The water friends praised it too highly, Jiang Lingzi was a little sneering, God knows that she is just a hot gimmick for herself to find casually for the sake of fire, where will she really look at what she looks like.

Hua Buyan saw at a glance that the other side was just a fake, and it was already very face-saving if he didn't expose it in person.

"You can also look at faces, don't you know that we don't show ourselves in this business."

Listening to Jiang Lingzi's powerless quibble, Hua Buyan shook his head helplessly: "I've said it all, the time for your sudden death is almost up, if you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with the good hour, and the more you wait, the more unlucky it will be." ”

"You hurry up and arrange the aftermath now, and you can barely keep up, you really can't call your parents, and they will be caught off guard if they suddenly die."

"The coffin you specify is to be used, we are also fate, I will give you a nine-percent discount, you can rest assured when you buy it here, my coffin is guaranteed to you to live comfortably, and you are reluctant to come out."

Flowers are not dyed and affectionate, and they do not waste time, which is more and more talked.

Jiang Lingzi was going to be perforated by Hua Buyin's mouth and stomach.

His body trembled, and even the rabbit ears on top of his head were crooked.

"You fucking died suddenly tonight, and your whole family died suddenly."

"Nine folds? The old lady lacks this money from you? ”

"Such a good coffin is better left for your own use!"

Jiang Lingzi couldn't help but burst into foul language, and she didn't care about her bewitching goddess image in the minds of the majority of water friends.

It's even hotter, and I even forgot to think about the flow of waves.

Shouting and scolding!

"You little slut, your mouth is long, your asshole is on, you can't even say anything, you don't care if you appreciate it yourself, it's wrong for you to come out and disgusting people, I've never seen you so cheeky and curse people to death."

Who can endure such a series of curses!

The more Jiang Lingzi spoke, the more excited she became.

[You will fool those who have no brains when you sell coffins, and you will still look at the fortune telling, I'm a big liar. 】

[If you don't have diamonds, don't stop the porcelain work, and I'm not afraid of stoning you. 】

The original black fans in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it, and they joined Jiang Lingzi's fan protection team together.

The scene in the live broadcast room is not to mention how spectacular.

Crackling swear words are the only ones you haven't heard.

Wang Cuihua couldn't open the small eyes that laughed at the live broadcast room on her mobile phone.

I couldn't help but curse while swallowing melon seeds: "Sure enough, the wicked have their own harvest, let you curse people every day, phew!" ”

The loyal sailors who maintain the integrity of flowers are no match for these unqualified people at all.

Spit flowers are flying all over the sky.

Hua Buyan herself felt that she was a little redundant at the moment.

I can't help but wonder if I'm telling the truth wrong?

When he was downwind, Jiang Lingzi, who was triumphant opposite, suddenly tilted his head and stared at him.

Lying on the table and not responding!

The live broadcast was still ongoing, but she didn't move at all.

No way!!!

This is...... Sudden death???

Didn't you say that you would be able to read it?

Turned out to be a liar?

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Before that, he was ashamed to curse Hua Buzhi and slapped his face for attention.

Also at this moment, the heat of the flower is far away.

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The number of fans has gone from 80,000 to 180,000.

Overnight, it became popular all over the metaphysical world......

Hua Buran herself didn't expect that she would normally carry forward the coffin made of a variety of woods in China.

After saying such a truth, I don't plan to come down after this night's hot search!

watched Jiang Lingzi's live broadcast finally interrupted because of the lack of power.

Hua Buyan instantly poured into 30,000 people here.

Everyone is curious if her words are so mysterious!

No, I'm going to die right away.

ID: The world's most beautiful travel blogger rewarded the anchor with a carnival worth 3,000 yuan.

"Coffin little beauty, I want to calculate how much life I have?"