Chapter Ninety-Seven: Lying
I finished reading Bao Lina's letter, carefully folded it, and tucked it away in Neruda's poetry book on the bookshelf in my small room. Funnily enough, I put Bao Lina's letter right together with Zhao Xiaoxuan's postcard.
Sometimes I write poetry for peace of mind, and after such a ridiculous return to school, I confess that my heart is full of doubts and anxieties, and I have not been struggling and tormenting myself for a moment, so I have to write more poems than I remember in the past, so that my mind can find peace in the midst of irritability.
When I returned to my residence with Li Yun, I was thinking about what kind of excuse to use to tell Li Yun that I was going to Shengzhou. Of course, first, I can't say that I went with Bao Lina, and second, I can't let Li Yun go with me, otherwise if these two girls go to Shengzhou together, I don't know how much trouble they will cause. Although both of them are civilized people with knowledge and quality, and they are female college students, no matter how cultivated the girl is, if she is jealous, she may not be able to control herself. Besides, I, a shameless person, am caught between them, how can I deal with myself, how can I get out of it?
When we ate together in the evening, after I had eaten half a roast chicken after careful consideration, I was about to speak to Li Yun, and I just said the word "Xiao Yun", but I didn't think that Li Yun also happened to say the word "Zhou Xu". Both of us were speechless.
I said, "Say it first, ladies first." ”
Li Yun said: "I don't have anything important, you can talk about it first." ”
"Well," I said, "I'm going to tell you something." I'm going to visit a relative with my mom next week, and I heard that the relative is sick and hospitalized, and the relative is in Shanghai, and my mom also said that I'm going to Shanghai to have fun by the way, so I'm naturally going to accompany her, that is, two or three days, and I'll be back soon. ”
Li Yun sighed, as if she didn't care at all, smiled at me, and said, "Okay, you can accompany your mother to play in Shanghai for two more days." I can chat with Chen Jing, or let her sleep with me, anyway, don't worry, I won't be lonely. ”
I smiled awkwardly to hide my guilt, and although it wasn't the first time I had lied to her, this time I felt especially strongly like a shameless thug.
I remembered that Li Yun was about to say something just now, so I asked her, "Did you have anything to tell me just now?"
Li Yun looked down and snickered shyly, saying that it was nothing, so it was okay not to say it.
I looked at her suspiciously, and then asked, "What the hell is going on, but judging by the way you look, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing." ”
Li Yun nodded again and again and said, "Yes, yes, it's not a bad thing anyway, you can eat some more food." ”
That night, Li Yun watched the TV for a while and turned it off, saying that she was going to bed early, I was very strange, I thought she was very weird today, and asked her if she was uncomfortable.
Li Yun touched her stomach and said coquettishly: "Well, it's a little uncomfortable." ”
I put down the book, glanced at her stomach and said, "What's wrong?"
Li Yun frowned and said in pain: "Stomach, Zhou Xu, come here." ”
I went over, sat down next to her, and touched her belly: "Here? Here? Or is it here?"
Li Yun kept shaking her head, and uncovered her T-shirt by herself, revealing her snow-white and pink belly. When I saw it, I exclaimed, "Hey, your belly is as white as a frog's." ”
Li Yun punched me angrily and said, "What are you talking about, my belly is like a frog, so what does your belly look like?"
I smiled and said, "I don't have a stomach at all, I'm so thin." ”
Li Yun also smiled, and said that you touched it just now, and it feels better, I like you to touch my belly, it's so comfortable.
I gently stroked Li Yun's white belly with my hand, as if I was doing a massage. After a while, I found that Li Yunjiao was panting, and a flush appeared on her face.
I said, what's wrong with you, weird, it can't be the eldest aunt coming, right?
Li Yun asked, "What aunt?" I don't have a great aunt. ”
I was speechless for a while, thinking that Li Yun was really an innocent little girl, and I didn't bother to explain what kind of metaphorical relationship this "big aunt" has with female physiological phenomena.
After touching her stomach for a while, Li Yun suddenly said, "You stupid, won't you touch it?"
I let out an "oh" and undressed her further, stroking her smooth breasts and kissing her. Suddenly I said, "You just said you had something to tell me, and now you can talk about it."
Li Yun chuckled and felt something from the side of the pillow. I looked, hey, this, how does it look like a condom?
Li Yun blushed and smiled: "That's what I'm going to tell you, I saw family planning propaganda in the residential area next to me today, and then someone filled out the questionnaire there, and after filling out the form, you can get a box of this thing." I didn't know what it was at first, but then I saw that there were a lot of women filling out the form and asking it boldly, and I found out. ”
"The result?"
"As a result, I filled out the form and took a box."
I said, what the hell is investigating?
"This, it's all," Li Yun hesitated, muttered for a long time and couldn't tell, and finally said impatiently, "Oh, anyway, you're not a woman, you don't understand." ”
She opened the package and said, "I ask you, how is this thing used?" Have you used it?"
I snorted and said, "This thing isn't for you, why do you know so well?"
"I, I just want to know," Li Yun smiled happily, looked at me with malicious intent, and then said, "Can you use it for me to see?" Let me see. ”
I said unhappily, "What's so nice about it, let me see you." As he spoke, he ripped off Li Yun's pants, and looked at Li Yun's lower body with a cunning smile. Li Yun desperately held his hand and said, "I won't show you, you pervert!" ”
I said solemnly, "It's too late, I've seen it all." ”
"What do you see?"
"Well, that's what it looks like."
"What the hell does that look like?"
I said, should I go and get you a mirror?
I thought that Li Yun would be so ashamed that she covered her eyes and shouted coquettishly, but she didn't expect Li Yun to say very seriously: "Then bring my bag, there is a mirror in it, I want to see it." ”
I was surprised and asked, "Why, you live so old and never see that place of your own?"
Li Yun nodded solemnly and said, "Really, I've never looked at it carefully." Sometimes I think it's ugly when I look at it, so I don't look at it. ”
I retorted, "My body, what's so beautiful and ugly, my body is the skin of my parents." Since God created beautiful women, their bodies are given by heaven and are beautiful everywhere. ”
Li Yun said angrily: "Hmph, you say as if you've seen a lot of women's bodies." Okay, okay, there's a lot of nonsense, hurry up and get my mirror. ”
So, in this stuffy room, I gave Li Yun a lesson in physiology and hygiene, and explained to the mirror some of the questions she had about her own body.
Her last question was, how do you know so much?
I laughed and said, "Because I'm from an alien planet, have you forgotten?"