Chapter 15: Curse Out the Flames
"But your parents love to eat too much, eat every day, eat every meal, eat three times a day, eat three bowls at a time, and finally the extreme is the opposite, eat too much, but become stupid."
"You go back and tell your parents quickly, let them eat less, I don't want to hurt these two stupid eagles. lest they not raise you well and harm others everywhere. Martial arts are also not well cultivated. ”
"Affect your reputation as a fat man and my phlegm."
Zhang Zhimeng sneered and said, "Second brother, what is your reputation?" ”
Hou Yifei said: "Didn't you say to refresh your mind and strengthen your body, his parents are stupid, isn't it bad for my reputation." ”
Zhang Zhimeng said: "That's true. Second brother, you are really a genius, and the younger brother admires that you are dead. ”
Hou Yifei followed and scolded: "Li Yuanxing, have you eaten my phlegm, taste it for free, Tong Su is not bullied." Do you want me to give you a bite? ”
Hou Yifei spoke very fast, and his voice was so loud that Li Yuanxing couldn't interject at all. finally waited until Hou Yifei finished speaking.
Li Yuanxing said: "Eat your mother, you eat it yourself." ”
Hou Yifei followed: "What?!" You actually ate your mother. You can eat my phlegm, and eat your mother. You, an unfilial son, even eat your own mother. ”
"Although your parents eat my phlegm and eat stupidly, even if they are stupid, they are your own parents, you brute, you want to eat your mother, it's really better than a pig and a dog!"
Li Yuanxing said angrily: "Dead fat pig, I said you eat your mother!" Do you hear that? ”
Hou Yifei asked rhetorically: "Aren't you just eating your mother?" What does it taste like, is the meat delicious? She eats my phlegm every day, it should taste good, right? Oh! Lao Tzu knows. ”
"No wonder you're chubby for nothing, it turns out that you ate your mother's meat! Your mother eats my phlegm every day, so the meat must be of good quality. ”
"You eat her meat every day, and you also refresh your mind and strengthen your bones, so you eat for nothing."
"You kid hurry up and thank me, kneel down and kowtow to me, it doesn't take a lot, just ten or eight."
"Even if it's one, I've always been generous with your fat man, and I won't bother with you stupid."
"Hurry up and kowtow."
Li Yuanxing's chest rose and fell incessantly, and said, "Dead fat pig, have you finished scolding?" Nyima can beep. ”
Hou Yifei said: "It's not over, you don't kowtow, then don't blame your fat man for being polite, tell all the ugly things you have done since you were a child, so that everyone can see your true colors, lest you harm people everywhere like a beast." ”
Li Yuanxing said: "Hurt your mother, dead fat." ”
Hou Yifei said: "When you were born, your mother died in childbirth, so you killed your mother." ”
"You have no one to discipline you, and you peeked at the girl's bath at the age of three."
"Four-year-old forced a woman to peek at you in the shower."
"At the age of five, you're still eating your mother's meat."
"At the age of six, he peed in the sky and cut his cock."
"When you were seven years old, you had diabetes, and you were afraid of losing sugar every day, so you drank urine again."
"At the age of eight, you want to eat your father's flesh and kill him while he sleeps."
"At the age of nine, you took off someone's skirt while the little girl next door was walking. Just to smell a fart. ”
"At the age of ten, you stole your grandmother's underwear and put it on your body as a nightgown."
"At the age of eleven, you followed a and went into the kennel to insult other people's little."
"At twelve, you forced ten little to insult you. But the little can't, so you have to teach it by hand. ”
"Thirteen Years Old ......"
……
Hou Yifei kept scolding for more than ten minutes, and only stopped scolding until he was ninety-nine years old.
Zhang Zhimeng originally felt very funny when he listened to it in front, but later it gradually turned into a shock, and he admired Hou Yifei's scolding ability.
At the same time, Li Yuanxing's seven orifices smoked, gritted his teeth, and restless on his beast cart.
Finally waited for Hou Yifei to finish scolding, Li Yuanxing said: "Dead fat pig, towards your whole family, your whole family must not die well." ”
Zhang Zhimeng said: "Second brother, are you tired, do you want to take a break and let me come?" ”
After Hou Yifei's demonstration, Zhang Zhimeng also wanted to exercise his scolding ability.
Hou Yifei wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead and said, "Don't be tired, your second brother will be full of energy when he scolds." He scolded Li Yuanxing again.
As soon as he scolded, he chattered endlessly, like spitting lotus flowers in his mouth, talking non-stop, and finally he was able to spew out spiritual power from his mouth, turned into a ball of flames, and flew towards Li Yuanxing's beast cart.
After discovering this, Hou Yifei immediately stopped.
What's going on? Scolding can also spew flames, and when he scolded just now, he didn't invoke the spiritual power in his body.
It doesn't logically produce flames.
How can you create flames when you speak?
He had only cultivated the fire-based spiritual skills, and only by following the mantras of the spiritual skills could he use the fire-based spiritual skills. Moreover, the shape and function of the spiritual skill are unique, which is the fire spear technique.
Although the fire spear can be large or small, long or short, the fire spear is the fire spear, and it will not become a fire sword, nor will it become a musket.
And the means used must be hands. Not with your feet, not with your mouth.
Now he can breathe flames with his mouth, what's going on?
The flames are clumps, not fire spears, which means that this is not a fire spear magic skill.
It's just a flame, and it can't be transformed into a unique shape.
Hou Yifei tried to breathe again, and found that he couldn't turn into flames now.
He guessed that this might have something to do with his scolding, and only by scolding could he automatically invoke spiritual power and transform it into flames, and he couldn't spew flames with a single heartbeat.
Thinking about this, Hou Yifei suddenly scolded again, and the scolding was particularly tricky. Sure enough, he was able to open his mouth again, and he spewed fire.
Li Yuanxing was still angry, but in the end, he saw Hou Yifei breathing fire in his mouth, for fear that his beast car would be burned, and kept checking the changes in the beast car. At the same time, I didn't dare to fight back.
Hou Yifei scolded for a while, feeling bored, and he couldn't breathe fire in his mouth. I can't help but be very anxious.
said: "Li Yuanxing, why don't you scold, don't you fight back, I'm scolding very boring, okay?" Come and scold me. ”
Li Yuanxing said: "You are really cheap, much cheaper than me." ”
Hou Yifei said happily: "Yes, if you are cheap, Lao Tzu is better than you." You're a scumbag, your parents gave birth to you this shit. ”
"At such an age, the swordsmanship proficiency is only three, and my younger brother's marksmanship is already proficient at five. You ate your mother's meat, you should be smarter. The more you eat, the more stupid you become. ”
"No, I seem to have wronged you, and I'm a little sorry for my phlegm reputation."
"You're eating less. After all, your parents ate it first, and after digestion, there was not much of my phlegm left in the body. ”
"Even if you kill your parents to eat my phlegm. But after being digested by others, if you eat it again, the effect is not good. ”
"Why don't you come and eat it yourself, a bite of the Ten Spirit Stones, fresh and delicious, as much as you want, I will spit out as much as you want. How about it, as soon as you eat, you will immediately become smarter, you will not be stupid, your back will not hurt, and your legs will not cramp. ”