Chapter 144: Big Brother Rat
But Yang Yao still noticed the man's movements, and said secretly: "It seems that Wang Bang Hammer still plans to poison me, very good, Lao Tzu will ignore you and let you continue to poison, Lao Tzu just pretend not to know." Not only do you not know, but Lao Tzu will also slap you, make you lose your guard, and everything will improve your combat power. ”
The meal was quickly delivered.
Yang Yao took the meal with a smile and said, "Thank you, big brother, give me such a rich call today." ”
Today's share of the meal given to Yang Yao is a little more, and the spirit stones spent have not increased. As soon as he reminded him, he immediately attracted the envious eyes of many prisoners around him.
The one who made the meal smiled dryly: "You're welcome, I saw that you were handsome, so I will give you more food." ”
"Damn, handsome, there is still this benefit."
"I'm also very handsome, why didn't you give me more food."
。。。 A few prisoners next to him muttered quietly.
"Thank you." Yang Yao and the others also cooked the meal, came to a table where no one was and sat down.
Soon, Hou Yifei, Zhang Zhimeng, and Zhang Yue'e also came over.
When Hou Yifei saw Wang Ziming, his face was not good, and he said: "Brother Wang, why are you with my eldest brother every day, do you have any bad intentions?" ”
Wang Ziming said: "I follow Brother Yao, mainly to respect Brother Yao, and I also respect Master Hou, so I want to see more of Master Hou's demeanor." ”
Hou Yifei said: "Sycophants, most of them are uneasy and kind. ”
Yang Yao said: "Second brother, Wang Ziming is practicing sycophant skills, don't forget, our purpose is to be stubborn, and when the combat power is improved, in the process of stubbornness, sycophant skills are essential, all bullying us, we have to endure it, all others like to hear, we have to say it." Not only does Wang Ziming want to learn sycophant techniques, but I am also learning. You all have to learn. ”
Hou Yifei said: "Ah, big brother, it's disgusting to be so good." We just have to keep a low profile and don't need to learn the skills of this sycophant. ”
Yang Yao said: "Second brother, in order to achieve the core goal, all techniques must be mastered, whether you are disgusting or not, whether you like it or not, you must master it." Otherwise, we may lose in that one technology. ”
Zhang Zhimeng said: "Yes, what the eldest brother said is right, second brother, aren't you the best at speaking, the last time you went to the Chifeng Mountains, you scolded Li Yuanxing who harassed us. ”
Zhang Yue'e also echoed: "Yes, fat man, sycophant technique is an important technique, you can't reject it, and you have to learn it." We all need to learn. ”
Hou Yifei thought for a moment: "Although it's disgusting, but, okay, Master Hou, I'll accept it." Isn't it sycophant technology, Lao Tzu was originally good at spraying people, and now changing spraying people to praising people, what's so difficult. ”
Yang Yao said: "Second brother, come, first demonstrate it on me, you used to spray people, and now you praise people, I'm afraid it's not your strength." Boasting about people is a high level of knowledge. ”
Hou Yifei said: "Pull it down, what's so difficult about praising people." Big brother, let me show you a demonstration, right? The eldest brother was born from the beginning, he was different from everyone else, with colorful auspicious clouds, like a god possessed, and later he learned alchemy without a teacher, and became a genius in alchemy, the eldest brother is brilliant and brave. ”
Hou Yifei was about to continue.
Yang Yao immediately interrupted Hou Yifei: "Stop, stop, okay, you really have talent, don't waste the spitting stars, you have to spray it into my food." ”
Hou Yifei smiled, looked at Yang Yao's food, and his face was solemn: "Is there still poison in your food?" ”
Yang Yao said: "If it is expected to be good, it should be poisonous, what, do you want to take a bite?" ”
Hou Yifei grabbed a mouse from his pocket and put it on the table, but the mouse didn't run, crawling on the table motionless, very well-behaved.
But rats are rats after all, in Gale Village, all the villagers hate rats, because rats are not only obscene, but also like to steal food, and more importantly, rats have many small lives unknown to humans, and these small lives are extremely aggressive against humans.
It's hard to guard against.
When Zhang Yue'e saw this mouse, she immediately stood up in fright, her face turned pale, and her tone trembled: "Ah, dead fatty, throw it away." Where did you get it? ”
After Zhang Yue'e finished speaking, she reached out with her palm, and her spiritual power turned into a branch and rolled out towards the mouse.
The rat was not afraid, and spewed a mouthful of flame towards Zhang Yue, and actually knocked the branch aside.
Zhang Yue'e exclaimed: "Ah, you can still perform spiritual skills, such a pervert." ”
Hou Yifei proudly lifted the mouse up, held it in front of him, and said with a smile: "Of course perverted, this is my first rat pet, and I must have some ability." Otherwise, how can I be my pet. ”
Yang Yao said: "What are you doing with this pet?" Where do pets come from? In this tight prison, you can even get mice, and the technology is good. ”
Hou Yifei said: "I lured it out of the sewer with food, and I also used my blood, for this little pet, but it took me a lot of effort." ”
Yang Yao said: "Sure enough, it's a talent, what are you looking for this mouse pet?" ”
Hou Yifei said: "You'll know in a while." ”
Hou Yifei used chopsticks to pick up some of his own food and put it next to the mouse, and said, "Take a bite, taste the taste, Master Hou is good to you, let you eat first." ”
The rat sniffed next to the food and ate it, showing no signs of poisoning and still having a desire to eat.
Hou Yifei said: "I still want to eat, then eat my third brother's food, his food is more delicious." ”
Hou Yifei also got some of Zhang Zhimeng's food for the mice, and was eaten by the rats again.
The rat still didn't have anything.
Zhang Yue'e said: "Oh, I see, fat man, are you quite meticulous?" ”
Hou Yifei said: "Do you want to try it?" My rat is not good-looking, but it is very gentle. ”
Zhang Yue'e smiled when she ate: "Phew, it's gentle." I'll do it myself, don't use your chopsticks to pick up my food. As he spoke, he placed some of his food next to the mouse.
But the rat didn't eat it.
Zhang Yue'e looked at Hou Yifei with a strange face: "Fatty, why don't you let it eat my food?" ”
Hou Yifei said: "You just treated it rudely, and you want to beat it, and now you want to use it to test your poison, do you say it's happy or not." ”
Zhang Yue'e said: "It's a spirit pet, what's not to be happy about, just let it eat, hurry up, dead fat, don't embarrass me." Otherwise I'll hit you. ”
Hou Yifei said to the mouse: "Dude, why don't you eat the food that the beauty gave you, hurry up and eat it." But he said to the mouse, "Don't eat it, but wait until she asks you." ”
The owner and the pet have a heart-to-heart exchange, Zhang Yue'e has never kept a pet in captivity, but she doesn't know this, thinking that the mouse really holds a grudge and needs to apologize herself.
After waiting for a while, he saw that the mouse still didn't eat, so he had no choice but to say, "Brother Mouse, I was just wrong, you can also eat my food, my food is delicious." ”