Chapter 001: As long as you are here, there will be no more secrets in this world
Da Qianguo, the third year of Yuan Xi, the ninth day of the first month of Mengxia
At seven o'clock, the four eunuchs and palace maids who passed by the palace Taijin Hall whispered to a woman wearing a black flying fish suit and a beautiful appearance.
"You see it's her, she's Mu Nanjin, the only girl in Jinyiwei."
"I thought that the person who could be recruited into the brocade guard must be a woman with a fat head and big ears and a thickness thicker than a man."
"With her thin arms and legs, can she do the work of Jinyiwei?"
"Is she a legendary peerless master who was recruited into the Jinyi Guard?"
"Poof, she's a peerless master? Stop laughing at the dead. She is just an orphan girl under the fence, with no power, no power and no force, it is the credit of Lord Tang Qianhu to be able to become a Jinyi guard, and it just so happened that our emperor intended to create a women's imperial examination to make an exception for her to enter the Jinyi Guard. ”
"What does she have to do with Lord Tang Qianhu?"
"She is the cousin of Lord Tang Qianhu, and she likes Lord Tang Qianhu, and she lives under the same roof with Lord Tang Qianhu, so she finds a reason to approach Lord Tang Qianhu every day, 'I want to be a Jinyi Guard' is the bad excuse she found, Lord Tang Qianhu was so annoyed that he used his authority to send her into Jinyiwei, the purpose was to let her retreat in difficulty, who knew that she would work for more than half a month, and in just five days, she was promoted from a non-grade Jinyi Wei to from the ninth grade."
"Tsk, it's really hard to be a lady of thousands of households."
"The fox's methods are also clever, otherwise the official rank would not have risen so quickly."
"Phew, shameless slut." The palace maid who liked Lord Tang Qianhu spat at Mu Nanjin with disdain.
Mu Nanjin, who was patrolling outside the Taijin Palace, heard their words and glanced lazily at the eunuchs.
If they were talking about her, she would definitely be angry.
It's a pity that the person they are talking about has died a long time ago, and she still made herself die, otherwise she would not have had the opportunity to penetrate this body.
Speaking of this matter, Mu Nanjin was congested.
She was originally a modern sword cultivator, and she was crossing the tribulation and ascending before she crossed over, but she was taken to an overhead dynasty by the system that suddenly appeared, and then threw down the sentence 'Welcome to the Great Qianguo, as long as you complete the task I issued, you can fly to become an immortal', and she never appeared again, nor did she issue a task, which made her suspect that it disappeared in order to prevent her from soaring.
Fortunately, the system can be easily controlled by her head like a computer, and she can use it to catch up with TV series and graphic novels on weekdays, and watch other people's gossip so that it won't be boring. Fortunately, she inherited the memory of the original owner so that she would not cause too many problems.
In addition, the original owner's work as a brocade guard also made her feel very bad.
It is not human to get up earlier than chickens every day, sleep later than dogs, eat worse than pigs, work more than cows, and work tirelessly for a month but only two taels of money. Therefore, it is not for nothing that the original owner died on the first day of becoming a brocade guard.
Mu Nanjin finished recalling and sighed in his heart.
[No matter what era it is, everyone loves gossip. 】
Even she herself is no exception.
On the board of the system, what she likes to watch most is the gossip news of this world, and the content in it is even more exciting than the movie. And the system automatically updates the content every minute, it's like a TV comedy blockbuster that never has an ending, and you can't help but laugh.
Thinking of this, Mu Nanjin subconsciously opened the system to check the new content, and what caught his eyes was the various gossip of the civil and military officials of the current dynasty.
[After getting drunk, Master Hanlin hugged Du Bianxiu and kissed him for a night, hahahaha, I can't bear to look at this picture. 】
[The waiter of the Ministry of Rites has to wash the toilet three times before every time he goes out, and when he brushed it for the second time this morning, he couldn't help but pull it on his pants because of abdominal diarrhea, hahaha, it's all the fault of cleanliness, and he can't complain about others. 】
【Officials Wailang ......】
"Ahem, Nanjin."
When Mu Nanjin heard the sound, he turned around and saw Tang Wenzong, a member of the Ministry of Officials, as if he was in a hurry, and hurriedly ran to her.
She bowed: "I've seen Lord Tang, but I don't know what Lord Tang called the lower officials." ”
Tang Wenzong exhaled, and only after he had caught his breath did he say, "I heard your aunt say that you don't have a horse or a carriage, so it's very inconvenient to go up and down. After that, you will go back with me in my car when you get off duty. ”
[I lost it, you ran over in a hurry to tell me this? 】
Mu Nanjin raised his eyebrows unexpectedly.
[Something is wrong, something is wrong, something is very wrong, the staff who ignores me on weekdays actually invited me to take his car and horse back!? Is the sun coming out in the west, or is it going to rain red? Tsk tsk, there is a problem. 】
The original parents died in a plague shortly after the original body was born, and the original uncles raised her by their side.
When the original body was two years old, Mu Qin took the original body to the Tang family to fulfill the doll family that year.
The Tang family remembered that the Mu family had been kind to them, so they did not turn away Mu Qin, who was in the middle of the family, but Mu Qin, who was penniless, had to join their Tang family.
Mu Qin didn't want his little niece to follow him to live a life of exile, so he had to nod and agree to be a son-in-law in the Tang family.
Tang Wenzong is Mu Qinyi's brother-in-law.
The Lord Tang Qianhu mentioned by the palace maid was Tang Jingrui, the second son of Tang Wenzong.
The original body has admired Tang Jingrui since he was a child, but the Tang family has high hopes for Tang Jingrui, and in the hearts of the Tang family, only the daughter of a famous family can be worthy of Tang Jingrui, not a helpless orphan girl.
Therefore, the people of the Tang family didn't like the original body, and they didn't want the original body to get too close to Tang Jingrui and ruin his reputation. But because Mu Qin was the son-in-law of the Tang family and Tang Jingrui's master, he didn't drive the original body out of the Tang family. However, from the moment when the original body fell in love with Tang Jingrui, the people of the Tang family never gave the original body a good face.
"The lower official is on duty late, in order not to delay Lord Tang's time, Lord Tang's kindness, the lower official can only understand it."
"In that case, I won't wait for you."
Tang Wenzong seemed glad that she had rejected his offer, and a smile appeared on his serious face.
Then he didn't know what to think, and after just two steps, he turned back and lowered his voice to remind: "You are loyal to the emperor, don't keep thinking about what you have and don't have." ”
What do you mean?? Is it warning me not to hit your son's idea? Then you have to think too much, the old lady is not interested in your son. 】
Mu Nanjin rolled his eyes secretly and replied lazily: "Got it." ”
[I know that your favorite daughter-in-law is the daughter of the Ministry of Officials, but unfortunately the son-in-law in the mind of the Ministry of Officials is the prince, and I don't look down on your son at all. Haha, that's the retribution you don't see me. 】
"Poof—"
"Poof—"
There were several laughs from the side.
Tang Yizong saw that the officials were snickering, and his face suddenly turned red: "You-"
"What's wrong with me?" Mu Nanjin saw that he was angry and sweated.
[I said I know, I won't fight Tang Jingrui's idea again, why is Tang Yizong still angry? ] Have you changed your mind and want me to be your daughter-in-law? That's not good, I don't like Tang Jingrui, you better go and hug the thigh of the official department, the daughter of the official department likes your son, and your son still has a chance. Officials ...... the Book of Officials】
"Wooden guards."
The official Shangshu shouted anxiously in the distance, and then rushed over and smiled politely at Mu Nanjin: "Wooden guard, excuse me." I have something important to talk about with my staff, and I need to take a step to speak. ”
"I won't bother the two adults." Mu Nanjin continued to patrol.
The official Shangshu waited for her to go away, snorted coldly, and walked into the Taijin Palace.
"Master Yao, listen to my explanation." Tang Yizong wiped the cold sweat and hurriedly followed.
As soon as the hour came, the eunuch opened his voice and shouted, "Go to court—"
All the civil and military officials gathered in the Taijin Palace.
After a while, the eunuch shouted again: "The emperor has arrived—"
The civil and military officials and the eunuch guards outside knelt on the ground together: "Welcome to the emperor, long live my emperor, long live long live." ”
Mu Nanjin, who is from modern times, is very unaccustomed to the scene of kneeling and worshipping at every turn, and she twisted her body awkwardly.
[Every time the court makes so many people kneel and worship as if they worship their ancestors, it is no wonder that the emperors in history will not live to be 100 years old, after all, they can't afford to live long. 】
There was an eerie silence in the Taijin Palace.
[It's been two minutes, why hasn't the emperor told us to get up?] 】
Mu Nanjin looked up.
However, she knelt outside the main hall, and when she looked up, she could only see the wall, but she didn't know that the air pressure in the hall was terrifyingly low.
[The emperor won't be angry again, right? It's really a 'chameleon', and when he says he's angry, he's angry, and he's really a shady guy. I'll see who's him off again. 】
Before she could turn on the system, she heard the emperor in the hall shouting anxiously: "Zhong Aiqing, hurry up." ”
"Your Majesty."
The ministers were afraid that they would upset the emperor if they got up one step late, so they jumped up one by two as fast as they could, wiping the cold sweat from their foreheads.
[Is it so hot inside?] Why is everyone wiping sweat? 】
Mu Nanjin looked at the situation in the hall from the window and continued to patrol.
The emperor and his ministers discussed state affairs, from the problems of people's livelihood to national policies, and finally talked about the wars of other countries, all of which were brain-draining.
Mu Nanjin is lazy, she is not even lazy to use her brain, her eyes are sleepy when she hears serious questions, and she yawns lazily when no one notices her.
[I'm so sleepy, it's almost noon, why haven't you gotten down yet? Didn't the emperor feel tired? Don't you worry that you won't be able to deal with the little goblins in the harem if you run out of energy? Beware of the harem goblins going out to steal food. Oh no, someone has already stolen it. The emperor's head was already green, hee. By the way, which goblin is the emperor green, let me take a look......]
In the main hall, there was a sudden silence.
The emperor's face was pale.
"Huh...... Hey, hey......"
The ministers hurriedly pricked up their ears.
Mu Nanjin looked at the gossip excitedly.
"The national teacher has actually returned to Beijing, and now he is less than fifty miles away from the capital."
She originally wanted to find out who the concubine who made the emperor wear a green hat was. Unexpectedly, the gossip news that had just been updated jumped out.
[Legend has it that the national teacher's fairy-like face is the best in the world, and I don't know if it is really so good-looking. 】
Immediately afterwards, the emperor and his ministers poured out of the nest and rushed to the palace gate as fast as they could.
Mu Nanjin looked dazed.
[Emperor, why did they suddenly run out? Where is this going? 】
Liu Baihu of Jinyiwei shouted at Mu Nanjin: "Why are you still stunned? Don't hurry up to protect the emperor. ”
Mu Nanjin asked, "Where are we going?" ”
"The National Teacher is back, and the emperor will personally greet him."
[The national teacher suddenly returned to Beijing in secret, how did the emperor know? Is there any news about the brocade guard? The news is also too well-informed. Wouldn't there not be too many secrets in front of the emperor in the future? That's horrible, too. 】
Mu Nanjin wanted to catch up with the emperor's footsteps.
Liu Baihu, who was following behind, muttered: "It's really terrible." ”
As long as you are there, there are no more secrets in this world.