Chapter 8 If you can bill, you are an uncle!

The little landlord immediately said to Brother Yong: "Brother Yong hurry up and open a web page for me, I need a translator." ”

When the webpage was opened, the small landlord immediately used the translator to type a row of English into the green bubble dialog box, which probably means 'really unlucky, God, I don't know why my bank card is frozen when I use it in China'.

I'm just trying to buy a dress. ’

Just for a second.

A second later, the other party had already replied with a message in Chinese: "Could it be that your bank there did not cooperate with UnionPay, so your bank cannot be used by us?" ”

The small landlord was already an old fritter, and it was impossible for him to dwell on this issue, so he immediately replied in English in a depressed mood: "Then what should I do?" I have to use a lot of money here, and I already have enough money ready, do I have to go back to the United States to unblock my bank card and fly back? ”

"That's a flight that takes more than ten hours, and it will delay my meeting."

A lotus avatar was attached to the green bubble, and the user name 'Freezing Three Feet Not a Day of Cold' replied: "Isn't there anyone in the United States who can help you deal with this matter?" ”

"Of course not, even if there is, the bank card is in my hand, and I am in China, how can this be handled?"

The other party didn't move.

This is the three minutes that the little landlord stared at the screen and didn't even dare to breathe.

Even Brother Yong, me, and everyone stared at the screen motionless.

"How much do you need?"

Yes!

The little landlord suddenly stood up, raised his hands and shouted loudly under everyone's attention!

Brother Yong hurriedly pulled his clothes and said, "Don't be scared! ”

"Let's get the money first!"

The little landlord was not in a hurry at all, sat down slowly, and said confidently: "Brother Yong, the fish has bitten the hook and can't run." ”

He immediately replied on the computer: "What do you mean by that?" I'm not going to use your money, I'm just telling you about my frustration, how can I use a woman's money? ”

Xu Ruifeng saw the little landlord typing the indignant text on the screen, but his facial expression became a little joyful, and the corners of his mouth slowly turned up, as if he knew what the other party was going to say next.

"Aren't you in trouble? I feel that people who love each other should help each other, and it's a big deal that you will return the money to me after you return to China. ”

"How's that going to work?"

The little landlord admonished like an upright man: "My dear, you can't trust others so easily on the Internet, it's easy to be deceived." ”

"Can't even you believe it?" This is the answer of the other party.

The little landlord hurriedly glanced at Brother Yong, who took out the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Technology, technology, I need support here." ”

After a sentence, the little landlord's penguin began to flash in the lower right corner of the screen, and when he clicked on the flashing account, there were already a bunch of pictures sent by another penguin.

"Of course, you can't believe anyone."

"But, as a lover, I'm willing to prove myself for you."

Boom.

The small landlord sent all the pictures backhanded, on which was a foreigner's passport, as well as his air ticket to China, bank information, bank account balance, and the number of 130,000 US dollars in it, like all the savings of an ophthalmologist, but not so eye-catching.

"Look, what I told you is true, and the reason why I am willing to show you this is that I am really in love with you, and I have a different experience with you, even if we can't meet in a short time, I will definitely marry you back and be a son-in-law in China."

When I read this text, I can imagine how the silly women over there are smiling with spring in their eyes, and perhaps it is this longing for love that will make them lost.

"Since you love me, why won't you use my money?"

"I learned a lot during my time in China, and a Chinese doctor told me that in this country, it is a shame to use women's money."

"Give me an account."

The other party's response made the whole room resound with cheers, and Brother Yong felt that this matter was already secure.

At this moment, the small landlord is a step ahead: "Fool, didn't I tell you that my bank card was frozen?" What's the use of giving you an account? ”

"So, don't you know a lot of Chinese doctors? Is there anything worth trusting, and they ask for an account and take out the money for you? ”

The small landlord never took the initiative to say anything about asking for money, but this woman is like crazy, and she has to give it!

This is the pig killing plate!

They spend a lot of time on the Internet to take you through a completely different feeling of online dating, and stab you in the back the moment you feel that you have fallen deeply in love.

Ding Dong Ding.

A similar voice sounded in the hall again, and at this moment, I even wanted to stand up and curse......

"Stupid!"

If I want to scold, I was scolded by the small landlord for me, he cheated people's money, deceived people's feelings, and scolded people for being stupid after the other party was fooled!

I dug out the other party's sincerity with my own hands and threw it in the mud and trampled it wantonly!

Brother Yong's mobile phone rang, he just put it to his ear and listened for a while, then immediately got up and said: "The small landlord has made a bill, in total, 320,000!! ”

I remember it so clearly because the money should have been more than 40,000 US dollars at the exchange rate at the time, and the small landlord quoted this figure with whole zeros in order to convince the other party that he was really attending a medical seminar, and the price of such a seminar was so expensive.

"What am I talking to you about?"

"Ahh

The little landlord shook my shoulder frantically and said, "Did I say I want to take you to live in a big room?" ”

"I didn't say I was going to take you to the night club!"

"Didn't say it!"

The little landlord I saw, his eyes were already red, and the horns of demons were growing on his head, and there was no human smell on his whole body, except for the appearance of a human being.

"Brother Yong!"

The little landlord said excitedly: "I want to apply to take Lao Xu off duty, today, our brothers have to drink well!" ”

Brother Yong waved his hand: "Approved!" ”

The little landlord rushed downstairs like a mule, and when he returned, he had two Huazi in his hand.

This kid took the lead in opening one, and directly took out two boxes and stuffed them into my pants pocket, I saw it, it was a hard box, but, on the outer packaging of Huazi, this kind of cigarette that should be sold for 45 a box in China is marked here with a price of 1000.

That's it, it's still the most cost-effective!

Immediately, like a mule, he began to smoke all over the house, and after stuffing two more boxes for Brother Yong, he said, "Brother Yong, can the canteen upstairs be opened at this point?" ”

Brother Yong's face at this time has long lost the perverted ferocity, and he is more like a parent who is used to children: "Doesn't he make a good move?" Even if the chef is now under the covers with his daughter-in-law, I have to drag it out so that you can eat and drink well. ”

I understand.

In this park, as long as you can open a bill, then you are an uncle, you can do whatever you want, you can't open a bill, even your grandson is not as good.

"Another, get me a 'hi' bag at the casino, I'm going to be cool today!"