[Kan Chaoyan was scared to pee his pants when he was twenty years old, haha. 】

Deng Xing's eyes widened as he looked at Kan Chaoyan at them: "Really? Are you really scared into peeing your pants? ”

They couldn't imagine that scene, and they couldn't believe that someone who had always been calm would be so cowardly.

Kan Chaoyan gritted his teeth and said, "Fake." ”

He would not admit that he had ever had such a humiliating experience.

"It can't be fake, her heart can't tell a lie."

Deng Xingchao laughed loudly: "Haha, Kan Chaoyan, when you were so cowardly, I always thought that you were very capable and a person who was not surprised. Haha, you're so scared that you pee your pants? ”

Others are desperately biting their lower lipes, afraid that they will be beaten if they laugh out loud.

Kan Chaoyan glared at Deng Xingchao with gloomy eyes: "If you laugh again, I will let you not see the sun tomorrow."

Deng Xingchao knew that he was serious, and quickly stepped back: "I don't want to laugh either, but I can't help it." ”

They have worked together for so many years, and he has always been overwhelmed by Kan Chaoyan, and now he has finally found his own field.

[Haha, Comrade Kan pees his pants, such an adult still pees his pants, ashamed and ashamed-]

Kan Chaoyan's face suddenly darkened.

He's really shooting himself in the foot.

Deng Xingchao spread his hands: "This time it's not me laughing at you, if you want to beat someone, you will beat Mu Nanjin." ”

Kan Chaoyan: "......"

[uh...... The eldest princess's son robbed the people's daughter again...... There is no king's law, so let's go and destroy him together. 】

Mu Nanjin stood up and rushed out.

Kan Chaoyan hurriedly grabbed her: "Mu girl, where are you going?" ”

"Let's go catch the eldest princess's son."

Kan Chaoyan lied to her: "I have already sent someone to arrest you, so you can stay here well." ”

"Oh."

Mu Nanjin returned to his seat.

[The prefect of Wuzhou embezzled half of the silver taels allocated by the imperial court, and this year's dam must not be repaired well, and the people will suffer again, damn, I will go to Wuzhou to cut him now. 】

Her chair was still hot, and she stood up excitedly.

Kan Chaoyan hurriedly asked, "Where are you going again?" ”

"Let's go cut down the prefect of Wuzhou."

"Cut, already cut."

"Oh."

Mu Nanjin sat back in his chair and stood up suddenly.

Kan Chaoyan rubbed his sore brain acupoints: "What are you doing?" ”

[Hahaha——]

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao glanced at each other.

What is she laughing at?

[Hahaha——]

The brocade guard, who was sitting in the lobby of the front building drinking, stopped when he heard the laughter.

Pan Baihu, who was sitting next to Liu Baihu, took a sip of wine and said, "How did she spread her heart so far." ”

"She's not too far, she can go further." Liu Baihu was angry and said: "Maybe it can spread all over the capital"

Chen Liangli said that he was a crow's mouth, and Mu Nanjin's voice really spread all over the capital.

When the officials who were having dinner in their own mansion heard Mu Nanjin's voice, they were so frightened that they jumped up and looked around vigilantly.

Zuo Xiangfu, Zuo Xiang walked to the door of the hall and looked at it, and scolded angrily: "Damn, why is she so ghostly, you can hear her voice when you get home, she won't be nearby, right?" ”

Mrs. Zuo Xiang asked curiously, "Whose voice did you say you heard?" ”

"Nothing."

Zuo Xiang returned to his seat, and then, his ears were twisted in his wife's hands: "Do you want to say it?" If you don't, you won't want to sleep tonight. ”

"Oh, it's really nothing, and I really can't say it, this matter is about the lives of our family, I can't say it."

Zuo Xiang was so hurt that tears fell out.

As soon as Mrs. Zuo Xiang heard that the life of the family was at stake, she immediately let go of her hand and looked at him in disbelief: "Really? ”

"How dare I lie to you." Zuo Xiang said with a bitter face.

Mrs. Zuo Xiang nodded: "I don't dare to forgive you." ”

Zuo Xiang rubbed his sore ears, but scolded Mu Nanjin in his heart.

Then he heard it again......

[The emperor Lao'er pampered the concubine last night, and it was over before half a cup of tea. Haha, Emperor Lao'er, your kidneys are not good, hurry up and call the imperial doctor to treat you. If it continues like this, it will not be able to rise in less than half a year. 】

Officials from all over the capital: "......"

The emperor, who was still criticizing the fold, shook his hand, and he drew a large black line for the fold, and the fold was ruined.

"Wood, Nan, Brocade—"

The emperor slapped the table angrily and stood up: "Mu Nanjin, what about people?" ”

The chief eunuch hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, the wooden guards did not enter the palace. ”

"She didn't enter the palace? She didn't enter the palace, why can I hear ......?"

Speaking of which, he stopped, and the emperor was about to be angry.

He took a deep breath and walked out of the main hall, and asked, "Heavenly Resentment Prince, do you know where Mu Nanjin is?" ”

A faint voice from the roof of the house said: "She eats in the laughing building in the inner city." ”

"The Inner City?" The emperor was incredulous: "The inner city is so far away from the imperial city, I can hear her heart!?" ”

The resentment of heaven is also curiosity, how can the voice of the voice spread so far.

Soon, the Queen Mother sent her maids in the palace to send a bowl of 'Lotus Seed and Mutton Bone Soup' to the emperor.

The emperor looked at the hot tonic soup, and his face was suddenly covered with black lines.

At this time, the smile is pouring into the building.

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao almost knelt for Mu Nanjin.

Kan Chaoyan was about to cry: "Ancestor Mu, can you stop thinking nonsense, I beg you." ”

Deng Xing said angrily: "It's all your bad idea, you didn't ask about it, but you broke out the emperor's private secrets, fortunately the emperor is not here, otherwise we will all be unlucky." ”

Tang Jingrui twisted his eyebrows: "If she hadn't been dizzy, she wouldn't have thought about it." ”

"Good idea."

Kan tide rock point to Mu Nan Jinduan hole.

Mu Nanjin looked up at Kan Chaoyan: "Comrade Kan, what are you doing?" ”

Kan Chaoyan: "...... Point your hole. ”

"Points?" Doubts flashed in Mu Nanjin's eyes: "Do you want to point my acupoint?" ”

"Hmm."

"This kind of kung fu didn't work for me."

Kan Chaoyan: "......"

Deng Xingchao directly raised his hand and slashed at the back of Mu Nanjin's neck.

Mu Nanjin turned his head to look at him: "Comrade Deng, what are you doing?" ”

Deng Xingchao casually made up an excuse: "You are drunk, I want to give you a massage to make you sober and sober." ”

Kan Chaoyan sneered, who believes this rotten excuse.

Who knows, the drunk Mu Nanjin is particularly easy to deceive, she nodded and said, "Your strength is too small, and it's not enough to tickle." ”

Deng Xingchao: "......"

[Hee-hee, the assassins are coming.] 】

Kan Chaoyan's expressions changed, and they were ready to ambush.

When the assassin sneaked into the backyard of the laughing building, he heard someone shouting, "Lord Mu, here is the dish you wanted." ”

They followed the sound, and one of the men in the building pushed open one of the rooms and entered the room, hiding in the shadows, and they happened to see a woman in a brocade dress through the open door, and next to them were the adults of the Ministry of Rites.

The leader of the assassins whispered, "That's her." ”

When the guy came out after delivering the food, they immediately sneaked over quietly, raised their feet and kicked open the door, only to see that the house was full of brocade guards above the level of 1,000 households.

The Assassins were stunned.

Suddenly, a large knife stabbed at them, killing the assassin standing in front of them.

The other party was killed on the spot.

"It's not good, there is an ambush, let's withdraw." The other Assassins were startled and quickly turned around with the dead Assassin and ran.

As everyone knows, there are more Jinyi guards waiting for them in the courtyard, and at a glance, there are at least more than three hundred people, whether it is the courtyard or the roof, all of them are Jinyi guards.

If they hadn't confirmed that this was the Laughing Castle before they came, they would have thought they had broken into the Governor's Mansion.

"Didn't Mu Nanjin only eat with people from the Ministry of Rites? How can there be so many brocade guards? One of the Assassins said.

"It should be Mu Nanjin who also invited the Jinyi guards to dinner, and when I open the way, you take the opportunity to escape."

The leader of the Assassins raised his sword and charged at the brocade guards in front of him.

Kan Chaoyan shouted: "You are not his opponent, get out of the way." ”

The brocade guards immediately retreated to the sides.

The leader of the Assassins and the other Assassins immediately fled from the Laughing Tower.

Before leaving, they deliberately glanced at the signboard on the gate again, and made sure that it was a smile before speeding away.

Laughing in the backyard of the building, Deng Xingchao asked, "Don't you chase?" ”

Kan Chaoyan put away his knife: "We already know their identities, so why bother chasing them to fight to the death, and now is not the time to investigate and turn the other party's face." ”

Deng Xingchao turned his head and said to everyone: "Okay, let's continue to eat and drink." ”

[Haha——]

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao's faces changed again, and they immediately rushed back to the room.

"Wooden Girl ......"

Mu Nanjin, who was watching the gossip, was interrupted by them.

"You're almost done, we'll send you home."

Mu Nanjin sat on the chair and thought for a long time before saying, "I seem to have only drunk wine and not eaten food." ”

"You've eaten, and you've eaten a lot, if you don't believe it, just ask Tang Jingrui, he won't lie to you."

Mu Nanjin looked at Tang Jingrui, who nodded stubbornly.

"Hearing you say that, my stomach seems to be quite distended."

Tang Jingrui: "......"

After drinking so much wine, can you not bloating?

"Let's go, we'll send you back."

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao were afraid that she would regret it, and one of them quickly left Xiaotianlou and returned to Mu's house with one arm on her shoulder.

Mu Nanjin fell asleep peacefully in the bumps on horseback, and they helped her back to the room before they breathed a sigh of relief.

After walking out of Mu's house, Kan Chaoyan wiped the sweat on his forehead: "I won't pour her to drink anymore." ”

Deng Xingchao asked: "Do you think she will remember tonight's events when she wakes up tomorrow morning, and then find that we can hear her heart?" ”

"Her thoughts are very simple on weekdays, she never likes to think too deeply about something, and she probably won't think about what happened tonight when she wakes up, otherwise I wouldn't dare to pour her wine so boldly."

"I'm relieved to hear you say that, let's go back and continue drinking."

Mu Nanjin slept until the end of the day, after she got up, not only was her head not dizzy, but she was also very energetic, right-

She's broken.

In the end, I only remember that Liu Baihu brought someone to toast, and there was no impression at all.

"Nothing should have happened in the future, right?"

"How did I get home?"

"Why am I not impressed?"

"Eh, what a mistake it was to drink."

Mu Nanjin had breakfast before riding to Duwei Mansion.

As soon as the person arrived at the door, he was told by the brocade guard guarding the door that the brocade guard who drank wine at the Xiaotian Tower last night had been called to the palace, and she was also going to the palace.

Mu Nanjin came to the big square outside the gate of the Taijin Hall of the Imperial Palace, and saw the officials of the Jinyi Guard and the Ministry of Rites who were punished standing in the square.

They were neatly arranged in five rows, which was very eye-catching, and the eunuchs and palace maids passing by couldn't help but look at them a few times.

Mu Nanjin walked up to them and asked, "Why are you standing here?" ”

Liu Baihu sneered: "The imperial envoy went to the emperor to complain and said that we would go to Xiaotian Tower for dinner together." ”

"The envoy is so well-informed?"

Everyone: "......"

Thousands of them rode together in official uniforms, and it was difficult for such an eye-catching procession not to reach the ears of the imperial envoys.

The most depressing thing is that they are just going to eat, but they are called prostitutes by the imperial envoy, which is really ugly.

Mu Nanjin was puzzled: "Is there a problem with us going to Xiaotianlou for dinner?" ”

Liu Baihu said: "There is no problem with eating, the problem is to laugh at the building, in everyone's hearts, it is a small house, and we wear official uniforms to go to the Qinglou undoubtedly to discredit the imperial court." ”

"If you don't wear an official uniform, you won't be discredited?"

Liu Baihu didn't speak, which was a tacit acquiescence to her words.

[No wonder the royal envoys always go home to change into regular clothes before going to the Qinglou to prostitute themselves, and also give the prostitutes to redeem themselves as an outer room to support them. 】

[Well, I've learned, please eat later, and let everyone go home and change into their regular clothes. 】

Jinyi Wei and Ministry of Rites officials: "......"

After hearing Mu Nanjin's heart, the imperial envoys who were making a small report to the emperor in the Taijin Palace turned blue and red, and they didn't have the face to continue talking to the emperor.

The other officials looked at the Imperial Historian and the others with a playful expression.

We used to know what was going on against us, but now it's your turn.

[Yushi can sue, can't we Jinyiwei sue? ] 】

[The position of our Jinyi Guard in the Left Court is to collect intelligence and secretly supervise the situation of officials, so I don't believe that Jinyi Wei does not know the situation of the imperial historians. 】

[By the way, there is a Pu Mingzhe supervisor who accepted a bribe of 20,000 taels of silver in order to cover up the silver of the Wuzhou prefect for embezzling and repairing the embankment, and we can tell the emperor about this matter. Hmph, let's see if they dare to hit us in the future, and let them know that our Jinyi Wei is not easy to mess with. 】

Jinyi Wei and Ministry of Rites officials: "......"

There is no need to make a small report, the emperor already knows.

Immediately afterwards, the emperor's angry voice came from the Taijin Palace.

"The left is the imperial envoy, the right is the imperial envoy, you know the mistake."

With a plop, the two envoys hurriedly knelt down.

knew that Mu Nanjin would sue them back, and they reported Jinyi Wei them this morning.

The emperor trembled with anger and walked up and down in front of the throne: "You don't even know that your own people have committed crimes, how can you expect you to supervise other officials, how do you have the face to play with others to commit crimes?" ”

Both envoys did not dare to speak.

"I have decided to dismiss you from your post and keep you in office, and I will give you one month to find out about this matter, and then I will decide that you will stay in the future."

"Yes."

Both envoys hurriedly returned to their positions so as not to anger the emperor again.

The other officials had nothing to do again, and the chief eunuch shouted to retreat.

Mu Nanjin was very depressed when he saw that the emperor went back to his imperial study directly after leaving the Taijin Palace.

[Why did the emperor leave? Doesn't he remember that we're still standing here? Fortunately, I came back after breakfast, and I couldn't be hungry. 】

Everyone: "......"

Just as the officials walked out of the Taijin Palace, Mu Nanjin suddenly felt a powerful aura approaching them behind him.

Ask for tickets

(End of chapter)