Chapter 164: Can You Divide Your Head and Ass with Your Hands?
I feel that as a Northeasterner, there are a few things that must be eaten at home to have a taste, among which dumplings are ranked first.
The rest are like what rotten stew, sauerkraut stewed frozen tofu, boiled white meat, sauerkraut blood sausage, these are among the best.
"Come back, hurry up, the dumplings are just out of the pot."
When I opened the door and entered the villa, the old lady was busy with an apron, and the two little Wa girls were sitting on the sofa in the living room staring at the TV.
"You are invited to watch TV?"
Before I could say a word, the two Wa girls stood up with tears in their eyes, and one of them was particularly aggrieved and said, "It's not that we don't work, it's that my wife doesn't let us move." ”
Before I could say anything, our old lady opened her mouth first: "What do you say the two of them are doing?" ”
"I used to be at home, I still had land to serve, but when I got here, there was only such a house left, and the work was done by the two of them, what should I do?"
I suddenly looked at the two Wa girls, and remembered their virtue of sitting on the sofa watching TV, so I drew a circle with Sun Wukong to Tang Seng and said that they were not allowed to come out, no wonder people were wronged.
I took the old lady by the arm and asked, "Then I'll quit you both?" ”
The old lady's head shook like a rattle: "That's not going to work. ”
"You quit them, I won't even tune the TV,......" As she spoke, the old lady pulled me aside: "Today, these two girls have also found the news from you, and I have seen you on it." ”
"Just your county magistrate, the kind one, didn't you rescue a few girls who were abducted today, I saw you really walking over on TV, hey, when did you become an official? Aren't you working in some kind of park? ”
Kind eyebrows?!
This is really a Buddha looking at people, everyone is like a Buddha, the old lady can see the kindness and kindness from Lao Qiao's face, which shows how big the effect of the spotlight is.
But I'm still curious: "How do you know about the park?" ”
The old lady still felt that I looked down on her: "What don't I know? Economic development zones, development zones, and parks, don't they all mean the same thing, that is, the group of leaders who do business are all gathered together, and they basically have the same meaning as the vegetable market at our doorstep......"
"Mom, Mom......"
This old lady was full of nonsense when she sat on the kang, and I quickly stopped: "There are guests." ”
"Where's the guest?" The old lady glanced at it, and her eyes slid directly over Buzhea's body, Buzhea was picking up a dumpling with her hand to put it in her mouth, and the old lady called a self-cooked, and she slapped Buzhea on the shoulder: "This child, can you catch it with your hands?" Wash your hands and go! ”
It's also strange that Bjea, the master who dares to pull the trigger when he can carry a gun, actually let the old lady shrink her neck with a slap, and there was an embarrassed smile on her face, and she hurriedly stuffed the dumplings into her mouth and said: "Xiang~"
"Yes, wash your hands!"
Bjea, the murderous demon king who let Lao Qiao cultivate since he was a child, actually gave the old lady a submissive manner, and went straight to the toilet without letting go of a fart.
My eyes widened!
But when I think about it, the old lady probably regarded Bjea as the little friend I brought home when I was a child, and at that time, people coaxed these children basically one by one, and no one was used to it.
When the dumplings were served, Bu Zhea also washed his hands, and after five or six plates of dumplings were served, the old lady did not leave any of them, and even the two little girls were called to the table, like pigs and lambs: "Eat, eat, sauerkraut oil shuttle filling, you can swallow your tongue." ”
Bjea and the two little girls directly robbed it, and the old lady sat next to her and pursed her lips, looked at me and said, "See, this is called home." ”
As he spoke, he poked me with his finger in the air: "Hurry up, get a daughter-in-law back, and give me a cub, do you hear?" ”
I don't think I'm thinking about my marriage, it's a bit like I want her to have a baby.
At this time, Bjea said while chewing dumplings: "Eminem, can I come to eat often in the future?" Your food here is much better than ours. ”
My mother seems to be used to the title of 'Eminem': "What are you talking about, I didn't treat you as an outsider in the first place." ”
Both of them are about to admit their kiss!
I was caught in the middle, clutching this layer of window paper that could be broken at any time, and I didn't dare to pierce it at either end.
Okay, let's live happily for a day.
After eating, this time the old lady didn't rush to work, she really didn't like to wash dishes, and the two little girls finally found a job, just those few dishes and chopsticks, and they went into the kitchen together. Busjea and I sat on the couch and turned on the TV, just in time to see the replay of the news.
Old Joe spoke righteously in front of the camera, the girls were trembling next to them, and my fleeting picture was immediately grabbed by the old lady: "See, my son, my son!" ”
It's fun for her, it's like I've been up for so many years, and I've finally survived to the day when I have a chance.
"Mom, why are you so happy?" I asked.
The old lady responded, "Can you not be happy?" ”
"When I went out to buy vegetables and took a military vehicle, there were two soldiers with guns to follow, and once I bargained with the vegetable sellers, they gave me a blank look, and these two soldiers with guns were so hung up that they were robbed by others, and I was slow to stop them."
"I thought I was in trouble this time, but the vendor chased me all the way, saying that he would give me food without money."
"I knew there that my son must have gained the upper hand."
"Who would have thought that my son is now an official with the county magistrate."
"Our village, no, even if it's our township, then you have to be the biggest official, can I not be happy?"
As she spoke, the old lady held my hand in her palm and patted it down, the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were all stretched, and her eyes were already smiling into a slit.
"Now, it's time to marry a daughter-in-law."
She crossed her legs on the sofa: "If you want me to say, son, don't pick it, this Burmese girl is a black spot, nothing, if you don't understand the language, you can't understand the language, then I will scold her twice, she can't hear it, won't it relieve you of the burden of many conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law." ”
Bjea looked at me with a face full of embarrassment and silly fun, and the old lady scolded on the spot: "You bald little egg, what are you happy about!" ”
Bjea didn't say anything, and said directly: "Eminem, my brother has women, and there are several. ”
"What!"
Buzhea turned around with a wicked smile and left, took it to me angry, opened his mouth and scolded: "Buzhea, I'm X your family, you spit out the dumplings for me!" ”
This is revenge, obviously revenge, this kid guesses because I made fun of him during the night show.
"Oh!"
"Mom, that's a phone, why are you catching something, no matter what your head and ass are smashing, my jaw will make you bleed!"
"You dare to talk to me, don't you?"
"You've got the power and got a couple of girls, haven't you?"
"I'm going to let you do it!"
"You stand there for me, if I don't give you a discount on your legs, we won't finish today!"
When I was chased all over the house by the old lady, I realized that maybe everyone in this world has an evil side, but when a mother stands in front of her child, she will become the embodiment of 'all good'.
(End of chapter)