Chapter 318: What Year Is It?
As the final DLC, Chen Ba is very concerned about "The Death of the Old Scalper", and all aspects require excellence.
Merely......
After all, "Cold Window Reading Simulator" is an old game from many years ago, because when it was conceived and designed, it didn't leave much room for expansion, so there was very little room for DLC to play.
"In the plot, the protagonist was finally admitted to the best middle school in the county, but there was no mention of being admitted to the university in the end."
Yang Dong proposed: "Then can we add a little bit of content about the university part to the game?" â
The DLC of "The Death of the Old Scalper", since it is based on the story of the protagonist after he walks out of the mountain, there is a judgment criterion.
How do you get out of the mountains?
Yang Dong believes that the protagonist is admitted to a national key university through excellent results, which can be regarded as walking out of the mountains.
Everyone looks at the problem from a different angle, so Chen Ba doesn't think that the protagonist's life experience will make all players feel it.
There are not a few players left in "Cold Window Reading Simulator", how much can DLC charge even if it is charged?
I never thought of it!
After many years, Chen Ba once again witnessed the scene of the cattle herding sect raging on the whole network.
What is the situation?
Did he cross over? All major communities on the Internet have herding cattle to teach face-dancing Amway's "Cold Window Reading Simulator", what year is it?
casually swiped a short video of a female anchor dancing, and the first message in the comment area turned out to be: I feel inferior to ...... Old scalper flicking sexy! "Scalper photo. JPGã
Look at his ID again, herding cattle - cow deflated Taoist, okay, everything is reasonable!
The female anchor broke the defense and scolded in the comment area to get away from the pen, and even compared a little fairy like her with a scalper, where did the neurosis come from?
Who is the old scalper is really not necessarily!
With the dissipation of the popularity of "Cold Window Reading Simulator", the gamers are losing more and more, and the cattle herding sect has long lost its former glory, and there is no black physique of "everyone shouting and beating on the Internet" before.
The protagonist of this period, all the wishes made in his youth have been fulfilled.
But that's all in the past.
Of course!
Chen Ba wants to use this DLC to present the thoughts of the protagonist when he was young, as well as the contradictory thoughts when he is old.
What kind of grudge?
The [Cattle Breeding] section where a new post was published the day before was unexpectedly regained its popularity, and you can see more than a dozen new posts when you refresh it casually.
The most outrageous thing is the resurgence of the "cattle herding sect"!
No one thought that the Cattle Herding Sect, which he judged to be falling apart and not fearful, would still have such a terrifying influence and cohesion today, many years later.
He gave up the fruits of half a lifetime of hard work, a large urban flat with a large area of large area with luxurious decoration, moved back to the abandoned home after several decades, and went to the next village to buy a small scalper that was not as high as a coffee table......
After all, even if he is an old scalper, he is also a representative of the cattle industry that mixes well, and in today's "everyone is a cow and horse", this is already very fortunate.
Chen Ba is not as emotional as Brother Dong, and he is still relatively open to the fact that he lives like an old scalper.
Chen Ba's eyes darkened.
The title of the DLC is "The Death of the Old Scalper", which actually wants to express this meaning, the protagonist longs to leave the mountain, and returns to the mountain in his later years, and he is the same as the old cattle he took care of all his life.
Chen Ba was speechless.
For him.
On the other hand, what about the old scalper of the protagonist?
Why is the vitality of this group of people so tenacious? He hasn't been reborn either, why is there still a cattle herding sect to make a lot of trouble these years?
Don't!
Originally, "Cold Window Reading Simulator" has been "flooded with bad reviews", and in the years when the cattle herding sect has been silent, it has finally reversed a little wind review, but the cattle herding sect is here again?
The protagonist of "Cold Window Reading Simulator" has indeed walked out of the mountains through his own efforts and realized his childhood wish, but he has also become an old scalper and a new generation of "cattle and horses".
He finally returned to the mountains, raised a small ox, and walked calmly towards the end of his life, which can actually be regarded as salvation.
He couldn't find a reason, anyway, he just felt that something was missing in his heart, and after decades of hard work, he began to yearn for the ordinary.
Chen Ba picked up a pen and wrote a line on the whiteboard, and then tapped the whiteboard and explained: "Why is the DLC called "The Death of the Old Scalper"? In a sense, this old scalper refers to the protagonist himself. â
Chen Ba said, full of emotion: "Maybe at this moment, he realized that his behavior of working hard for half his life just to buy a birdcage in the city is actually no different from the old scalper who works hard and complains only for one meal, right?" â
The old ox who lives in the cowshed, although plowing is a little hard, but every day there is such a "nanny" as the protagonist to take care of it, mow the grass for him, bathe him, repel mosquitoes, accompany it to make trouble, and walk with it......
"That's true!"
To be exact, this is a scare!
The originally cool "Cold Window Reading Simulator" actually showed a brief sign of recovery after he released the news of the new DLC.
A "Three Kingdoms" player and a "Cold Window Reading Simulator" player, you can always find them in all kinds of strange corners.
"Maybe."
Yang Dong smiled bitterly and said: "It's not just the protagonist who is like that old scalper, why don't you and I look like it?" â
So he went back to the depths of the mountain, stared blankly at the cowshed that was already overgrown with weeds, the dilapidated old house, and the grave of his parents, and sat quietly for a long time.
After all, there is a difference between people, some people are born as cattle and horses, and some people are born in Rome!
The DLC "Death of the Old Scalper" is free of charge, and is completely free to all players of "Cold Window Reading Simulator", which can be regarded as the last benefit that Chen Ba gave to players.
"Focus on portraying the change in the mentality of the protagonist!"
No......
And when he finally achieved all this, successfully got rid of the old scalper who had been haunting him for many years in his dreams, and had a place in a strange city, his hair also appeared a hint of grayish.
This female anchor has never experienced the most rampant time period of the cattle herding sect at first glance, and her psychological tolerance is still too weak.
You must know that during the most rampant and arrogant period of the Cattle Herding Sect, they can be seen everywhere on the Internet, and all kinds of face-jumping tricks come as soon as they open their mouths, for fear that others will not give a bad review of "Cold Window Reading Simulator".
What's more important is the content of the protagonist graduating from college and entering society, working hard in a city far from his hometown and then settling down.
Ultimately.
Chen Ba agreed with his statement.
Even when the seed license plate was shared on the shame forum, there were followers of the cattle herding sect below to spread the "teachings", which was simply speechless.
And that's not the most outrageous......
Originally, he still thought that this wave of DLC releases would get some praise, but now let alone praise, it is rare for "Cold Window Bitter Reading Simulator" not to be scolded on the hot search.
This mosquito leg, Chen Ba really can't look at it, since this is the case, it is better to give it away for free, and give everyone a surprise at the end!
The DLC can indeed start with the university, but the content of the university is not the main content of this DLC.
It is not terrible to be a cow or a horse, but what is terrible is that there is no consciousness as a "cow and horse", and there is no awareness of the pathetic nature of cows and horses.
Chen Ba wanted to give a surprise to the players who insisted on playing "Cold Window Reading Simulator" until today, but what he didn't expect was that the players took the lead in giving him a surprise.
But he wasn't happy.
For him during this period, the old scalper meant an unbearable past, and he didn't want to go back to the depths of the mountains, so he had a reason to study hard and work hard.
Because of his youthful experiences, the young protagonist just wants to escape from the depths of the mountains, and does everything he can to settle down in a big city far from the mountains.
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This game is dying, can't you just let it "sink into the ground"? With such a fuss, how did he release DLC?
clicked on the backstage page of "Cold Window Reading Simulator", and saw the 137 new bad reviews that were posted within an hour, and Chen Ba Bengbu lived.
Ok, good, good!
Sauce purple drains the game, right?
What a damn one! His crackdown on the cattle herding sect is still not severe enough, this can win the repechage game, it seems that it is necessary to increase efforts to prevent and control the cattle disaster again!
(End of chapter)