"Hahahaha...... cough, cough...... Hahaha......"

Old Joe laughed like crazy, right in the basement of his villa.

When I first met him, he was like a lonely old man, holding the barrel of a gun in one hand and a burlap in the other, wiping off the sludge that had accumulated after oiling the barrel of a gun that had never been used at all, and then reoiling it, and so on.

But after I finished today's call, Old Joe was about to burst into tears, as if he had never heard such a funny joke in his life.

He turned his head to me in a trembling state and asked, "Is that really what he scolds?" ”

"Hmm." I nodded.

"Does he know who's listening on the phone?"

I responded, "I didn't dare to tell him, I was afraid he would die of fear." ”

Old Joe came to the same spirit as the old urchin, and said to me, "Hurry up, call him over, let me play for a while." ”

From the time he said, 'Do you know who's listening on the phone,' I knew that the old guy was trying to make a mistake again, but fortunately, it wasn't a big deal.

I turned and walked out of the basement and down the cellar to the upper floor, where I saw 'Serra', who was staring at an empty display case.

"Boss, such a good villa, why don't you put anything on the display cabinet?"

I took a look at it and responded, "Yes, it turns out that all the jade rough stones are open windows......"

"Where's the thing? Let me take a look, people say that gambling stones and gambling stones, is it this thing of gambling? I haven't seen it yet. ”

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Everything is in my house, when it's over, go to my house to see." ”

"You...... ......He looked at me.

"Isn't this the villa of Elder Qiao, the county magistrate of Mengneng?"

"That's right."

"What's that thing at your house?"

I didn't pay attention to him, so I didn't have to tell him how Bao always gave me these things, and the next day Old Joe sent someone to deliver them to my house. I just opened the cabinet next to me, took two white boxes full of Chinese cigarettes and put them under my armpits, and said, "Why do you have so many problems?" ”

"Come with me, old Joe called you."

As I spoke, I led him underground, and by that time, Old Joe had already appeared in the cellar, and the contents of the basement would naturally not be visible to him.

"Old man, I took two cigarettes from your cabinet."

"You'll wait." Old Joe called out to me, and I looked up at him: "Did you come by car?" ”

"Yes."

"You ask the old servant in the house to load all the cigarettes in the cupboard into your car and take them away."

"You're going to quit smoking?"

"Can I have someone send it to me again?"

"Okay."

I walked out of the cellar with my cigarette in my hand, and when I went upstairs, I deliberately didn't close the door tightly, and leaned my back against the wall and listened.

"Your name is ......"

"Silra."

"Aren't you Chinese, why did you get such a name?"

Serra was embarrassed to open the conversation: "I'm ......" He said the cartoon again, and before he finished speaking, Lao Qiao really couldn't listen to it anymore: "Stop!" Stop! ”

"Don't talk about this, don't talk about this."

How could it be possible for Old Joe to watch that cartoon at his age? Can he, you man and horse, understand?

"I heard that you scolded the people of the Wa state government on the phone?"

Sera replied, "Ah, Boss Xu asked me to scold." ”

"If he asks you to scold, you will scold?"

"Don't you know who has the final say in the Wa government?"

"Don't you know the identity of the woman surnamed Bai who called?"

"According to the way you can understand, the emperor of the Wa State government is the general manager of Dabao, and Niangniang is the woman surnamed Bai!"

"You scolded her, Dabao always knows that you can't pick your skin!!"

There was no sound in the room.

It's as if no one is there.

I fantasized about the scene in the house, and Old Joe must have glared at Serra with a serious face, and that kid probably had his heart exploding.

The corners of my mouth slowly raised, that woman was definitely not the princess of the king of Wa, Lao Qiao was deliberately scaring people, and when I was thinking it was interesting, I suddenly began to pity Lao Qiao again.

As a feudal official of Mengneng, he has been reduced to the point of scaring people......

"Speak!"

Old Joe's 'whoop' is a voice.

Then the footsteps came, and at this moment I stood with my back straight from the doorway.

When I watched Old Joe come out of the house, I asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Too Tasteful ......"

With that, he walked away, leaving me and Serra here in embarrassment.

I hurried to the cellar, and as soon as I entered the house, good fellow, the smell of urine was already wet under Serra's feet.

I pinched my nose and walked over and asked, "Aren't you quite bold when you scolded that woman?" Why is this still peeing? ”

Sera turned her head to look at me, the flesh on her face trembled as her head turned, and her whole face was as if someone had been nailed to me with a stapler, without any folds, and said with a pale face: "Old Joe...... Old Joe said...... You want to pick my skin ......."

I hurriedly comforted, reached out and patted him on the back: "It's okay, it's okay......"

As soon as you get started, this kid's back is wet!

I'm actually quite wondering, is Old Joe that scary?

Isn't it just an old man?

I don't know if it's called a scar and forget the pain, maybe I've really forgotten the scene of Old Joe killing people expressionlessly in the village, and the face of dragging an axe upside down in the basement.

Because the old Joe I saw was kind and pleasant most of the time, even if he was angry, he had some scruples about me.

Click.

The sweat of Serra's embarrassment ran down his sideburns, and he fell to the ground and broke into eight pieces, and the person shook like a sifting of chaff as if he was sick, and suddenly, the whole person fell, lay on the ground and convulsed, and foamed out of his mouth.

"Holy!"

I took a corkscrew from the cellar cabinet and quickly stuffed it into his mouth, riding on him and pinching him while smacking his mouth, the key is that I am not a doctor, and I still learned from TV for this trick!

"Hey, old Sai, wake up!"

"Wake up!"

"It's okay, it's okay, Old Joe doesn't move you, he's messing with you, I promise you can get out of this villa......"

"Old Plug!"

I don't know how long it took to toss, but it was hard to get the sera embarrassed, and when he took out the bottle opener in his mouth, the bottle opener was bitten off, and the thing was made of metal, and if it bites the tongue, it can bite off the tongue!

As soon as the kid saw Lao Qiao sitting in the restaurant for dinner, he ran faster than a rabbit, and rushed to the outside of the villa.

I walked over and said, "Old man, don't scare people so much in the future, I almost scared people, I tossed a sweat to save people." ”

Old Qiao glanced at me, and he was still quite dissatisfied: "What are you saving him for?" ”

"If I scare this kid to death, I'll see who dares to talk to me in the future!"

Is this the same thing?

But after thinking about it, in Lao Qiao's eyes, it is really the same thing......

The third watch is complete.

Thank you for your support, to tell you the truth, when the mood is good, the code word is enjoyment, but I don't seem to have asked for leave for a long time, so it is easy to overdraft the emotions at the moment of value when writing a chapter that needs to be emotionally invested, which will delay and ask for leave.

I hope I understand, anyway, my intentions are good, and I don't want to hurt any readers who automatically subscribe and make people think I'm fooling.

Thank you!

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