Chapter 2 Anchor tricks? Five Thunder Rectification!

This person dressed as a zombie is named Du Chong, and he is a tricky Internet celebrity in Douya, and he is famous in tricks with his bold and curious style.

His masterpiece, the martyr's cemetery is dressed as a ghost, and a ghost cry scares the elderly security guard.

The crematorium was filled with corpses, and suddenly the corpses scared the crying beauty.

and sneaked into other people's mourning halls late at night, and a song of mourning scared away filial sons and grandchildren.

So far, it is a classic program in the tricky world.

Although there were many condemnations in the process, Du Chong didn't care at all.

For him, as long as he can increase his popularity, he dares to do anything!

Including pretending to be a zombie scaremaker!

"Don't worry, family, these days, there has been no true Taoist priest for a long time!"

"Brother, I'm here to fight fakes for everyone!"

Du Chong said with a righteous face, and unconsciously arrived in front of the Taoist temple.

Looking at the Taoist temple in front of him, which has gone through a hundred years of wind and frost.

A flash of excitement appeared in Du Chong's eyes.

"Family, a wave of gifts!"

"Look at me scaring the out of this god stick tonight!"

The moonlight was white, and his green fangs were more and more hideous.

With a perverted smile on the corner of his mouth, he stretched out his hand and knocked on the door of the Taoist temple!

……

……

【You have obtained Tai Chi Dust!】 】

[You have a congenital positive qi! 】

[You have mastered the Five Thunder Fa!] 】

Inside the Patriarch's Palace.

With the extraction of the newbie gift package, Tai Chi Whisk appeared in Lin Heng's hand.

At the same time, there was an extra mysterious Qi in his internal organs!

And the mystery of the Five Thunders Fa-rectification was also engraved in his mind.

His mind moved slightly, and the power of heavenly thunder seemed to be right in front of him!

"Awesome!"

Lin Heng smiled with satisfaction.

Tai Chi whisks the dust in the hand, the innate Zhengqi hides, and the five thunders are just a thought!

With this configuration, you don't have to worry about buying money to ask for your life!

It is no exaggeration to say that as soon as the thunder falls, the life-buying thing, if you don't pee a crotch, it is considered to have dense urethral stones!

"It's midnight in half an hour, come on, come on."

"Give me back all the lost youth!"

Lin Heng muttered in anticipation.

In the past six days, he has borrowed the vicissitudes of life from the prime of life, and he can't wait to get rid of that thing and then regain his youth!

Coincidentally, there was also a knock on the door of the Taoist temple at this time.

Lin Heng was stunned for a moment, crying and laughing: "Good guy, I can't wait, you can't wait longer than me?" ”

Lin Heng immediately got up and opened the door of the Taoist temple.

In the moonlight, not far from the door, a figure with stiff limbs stood quietly.

It was dressed in a blood-stained Qing Dynasty official uniform and a red tasseled official hat, and the moonlight shone on the brim of the hat, revealing a terrifying grimace with rotting flesh and blood and fangs.

"It's a zombie?" Lin Heng's expression was full of surprise.

"How is it an old man?" Du Chong was also a little surprised at this time.

Before preparing to trick this Taoist temple, Du Chong had done some homework.

As far as he knows, there are two Taoist priests in this Taoist temple, and the old Taoist priest hiccups a week ago, and it stands to reason that there is only one young handsome man left, right?

But it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if he's old or young, aren't they all gods?

Scare hard and you're done!

Thinking of this, Du Chong pretended to be hideous and jumped forward!

Lin Heng, who had never really faced ghosts and zombies, reflexively took a step back.

This reaction instantly caused ridicule among netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Cowardly, cowardly!"

"This old way doesn't work, Brother Chong hasn't really done it yet, he's scared like this?"

"I'll just say that the priests are all gods, pretending to be gods and ghosts every day, and they are more afraid than anyone else when they really encounter scary things!"

"Pretending to be a zombie scare stick, Brother Chong's operation, it's so fun haha!"

"Brother Chong, I'll brush the plane for you, and give this old man a little ruthless!"

"Yes, yes, the kind that scares out the pee!"

Some fans of bad taste have encouraged.

Gifts followed.

Du Chong was also very excited at this time, for him, scaring others is both work and fun!

Whenever he sees others crying and calling his mother, he will feel a great sense of accomplishment!

"Come on, old man!"

"Show your fears and give me the to, haha!"

The corners of Du Chong's mouth hooked up a perverted smile, and he learned the posture in the movie, and jumped towards the other party with his fangs open.

Lin Heng was also shocked when he saw this scene.

"Good guy, the current evil demons and monsters don't take Taoist priests so seriously?"

Lin Heng was a little indignant.

Since ancient times, Taoism has been the father of demons and evils!

Until now.

A zombie who wants to himself without saying a word when they meet?

That's so deceitful!

"Death to the poor!"

Lin Heng, who was angry, picked up the Tai Chi dust, and hit the zombie with a snap.

He has already seen the introduction of Tai Chi Dust, it is a magic weapon that specializes in restraining evil spirits, and the grade is extremely high!

As soon as the dust is smoked down, the evil cult that is not cultivated enough will be extinguished on the spot!

Like this stiff ...... in front of me

"it!"

"How is it okay?!"

Lin Heng's eyes were round and he stared at the zombie in front of him.

At this time, the zombie was struck by his own dust, and instead of being unscathed, he also showed a look of disdain.

"This zombie is actually ignoring Tai Chi Dust?" Lin Heng was shocked.

I didn't expect the thing to borrow longevity to be so terrifying?!

The netizens in the live broadcast room, after seeing Lin Heng's jaw dropping expression, instantly couldn't laugh anymore.

"Haha, this old god's expression is so funny, his brain is buzzing, right?"

"I'm laughing to death, anyway, this old Taoist priest shouldn't use this broken dust as a magic weapon, right?"

"What does he think about smoking zombies with this thing? Do you want to tickle zombies? ”

"Look at this posture, if the anchor scares him again, it is estimated that he will urinate!"

"Poor old Taoist, in front of hundreds of thousands of audiences, go out to ...... abroad"

"Hahaha......"

The barrage is a joy to see.

Of course, there are many people who hate iron and steel.

Obviously, Taoism has produced many masters in the past, but now there is only a group of gods left.

They could almost already see the scene of this incompetent old Taoist priest being scared and crying.

Now I only hope that this veteran psychological quality is a little stronger, and don't be scared into incontinence.

Otherwise, once such a humiliating video circulated.

That Taoist reputation is really stinking!

"Old god stick, you dare to whip me with a whisk?"

"In that case, let's let you feel what real horror is!"

Du Chong, who was caught in the dust, felt an inexplicable excitement at this time, he licked his tongue pervertedly, and then glared violently, and his whole face was distorted.

Under the terrible makeup, two lines of blood oozed directly.

The cyan fangs shimmered with a cold glow.

"Roar!"

With a loud roar, Du Chong opened his mouth and pounced on the other party.

At this point, his mind was full of one thought.

Scare this old Taoist priest into crying and peeing!

And Lin Heng saw that this zombie was so arrogant, and he was also angry for a while.

"Evil animal, you deceive people too much!"

As a Taoist priest, being kicked in the face by a zombie like this, the ninth uncle can endure it, and the ninth sister can't bear it!

Lin Heng no longer hesitated at the moment, and raised his hand very angrily and shouted:

"Five Thunder Rectification, give me a bang!!"

Du Chong was stunned: "What law?" ”

In the next second, an inexplicable aura of terror suddenly descended.

His eyelids twitched, and he looked up in a panic.

I saw the sky under the moonlight and stars, and in an instant, the black clouds covered the top, and the sky thundered rolling!