Chapter 379: A Fax
When I hung up the phone in my new suit, I put my feet on the table, hummed a little song and closed my eyes in the sun.
Comfortable!
"Second Sister Wang......"
I will also hum a little bit of the two-person turn, and sing quite comfortably, this is mainly due to the age and background of the growth, my social people of that year, in addition to jumping and playing cards, the biggest fun is to drill into the two-person theater after drinking big.
It's not like you're going to make trouble, it's really listening to it.
For example, the pink "Second Sister Wang's Sifu" ......
What? "Second Sister Wang's Sifu" is not a fan?
In our year, what if you put a thousand dollars on the stage and try again?
Do you believe it or not, even if the two-person artist of that era was singing "Divine Tune", he could directly change it to "Eighteen Wipes" for you, or let the beautiful little girl come up and sing.
Yes, that's the fun of the stinky hooligans of our time.
When the two people turned to the theater, regardless of whether the people on the platform were talking or singing, when the eldest brother raised his hand for 1,000 yuan, the younger brother around him began to collectively coax and shout 'change'!
Then the people on the stage understood what was going on.
A group of people who drank until they got away from the crooked ground didn't care about the winter and summer, and they had to be shirtless when they took off their clothes, and they were tattooed one by one, who was not annoyed?
The meaning of the two-person theater is to coax people away as soon as possible, but this is called face for us stinky hooligans.
Thinking about it now, the face at that time couldn't catch up with today's insoles.
What the?
Isn't it just pretending?
What is the purpose of pretending to be forced?
It is to realize the worship of personal heroism in his heart.
But what true personal heroism is, who knows?
If Brother Ma in "The True Color of Heroes" is a real social person, you go and ask, do you see if he really wants to take revenge alone, or is he forced to do nothing;
If Chen Zhen in "Jingwumen" is a real person, you should also ask and see if he is willing to go to Hongkou Dojo alone when someone can help;
If Zhang Wuji in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" is a real person, you can ask him again to see if he is willing to fight the six major factions alone in Guangmingding!
I don't want to anyway.
I even asked the fool sent by the big guy Peng to get stuck in the traffic, and I was worried about seeing if anyone could help.
So what is personal heroism?
Didn't you just win the battle after you were forced to lose the trick?
I squinted and pursed my lips in disdain, trying to show disdain through my expression......
There was a knock on the door.
When, when, when.
"Enter."
After I finished shouting, the old harrier eagle walked in with a folder.
"Master, the Burmese government is here!"
Government?
It sounds new.
Even if they are next, they should go to Bangkang, shouldn't they come to me?
Then I figured it out, and I guess the previous call for 'peace' was a bit too big, and some people took it seriously.
I instantly put my foot back on my desk, and took the folder from the old harrier eagle as he walked quickly.
It was a Burmese fax, but the Judicial Committee wrote Chinese between each sentence.
The fax reads: "The county government of Moneng County, Wa State, assists in investigating the general situation of civilians owning firearms in its territory, and reiterates the "Myanmar Firearms and Weapons Law" to educate residents in the territory on the law......
I laughed out loud when I saw it!
The old harrier asked with a serious face: "Master, when is it, why are you still smiling!" ”
"This is the Myanmar government's 'war letter', they are looking at us and taking advantage of it!"
I looked up and scolded, "Is it a tiger!" ”
"Is this a war book?"
"This is Zhao'an!"
"This is Aung San Suu Kyi's old lady who put her arms around my shoulders and shouted 'dead ghost', waiting for me to call her 'baby'!"
I put the document down, rubbed my hands excitedly, and said, "Do you remember what we've done this year?" ”
The old harrier eagle was stunned for a moment, and responded: "Remember, we built a school, built a hospital, and won over the Wa State head...... Occupy the Mengmao. ”
"We also registered the guns in the hands of the common people!"
The old harrier hawk is out of wood!
"Originally, I planned to be too peaceful after a while, and collect all the guns in the hands of the people, so that the people of Mengneng could completely stop, but I didn't expect that the Myanmar government was beating me on the back!"
"Didn't we pull our necks and 'call for peace' some time ago?"
"This is equivalent to giving them a signal, right now, they reply with a 'reaffirmation of the Firearms and Weapons Act' a document that will not seem to be answered by any force, if they get our response, guess what's our name?"
The old harrier said tentatively: "Eyebrows? ”
"Yes!"
The old harrier eagle said incomprehensibly: "And then? ”
"And then came the most dangerous step."
I looked ahead, as if I had seen a golden avenue, and said, "I am afraid that Burma will take the opportunity to send troops to Mengmao, and I am afraid that they will send officials to me......"
"Master, why don't we give him back? I was terrified when I heard it. ”
I reached out to stop the old harrier eagle and continued, "That's not what I'm most afraid of. ”
"What scares me the most is that the Burmese government will give you a big stage in Yangon and then invite you to a meeting...... Do you think I'm going or not? ”
The old harrier said in a muffled voice, "This is a minefield." ”
"Don't be too scared."
"Don't be afraid?"
I explained: "Let's all be donkeys, if he gives us a pit, will anyone dare to grind him in northern Myanmar in the future?" ”
"Think about the rebellion in Dongshan State in order to win over the Wa State, but even the county magistrate of Meng Bo gave it up!"
"We have half of the Wa State in our hands!"
The old harrier thought for a moment before replying: "Master Xu, I have heard you say that once you accept the Zhao'an of Burma, the things that will happen behind will be very troublesome, if he really sends someone to us......
"You're all dead, huh?"
"Won't you give him an air?"
The old harrier eagle suddenly said, "Then what do you want to do with Fang La?" ”
In a word, poke me in the waist.
If you take advantage of this juncture to make you a 'one-word king' and say, 'you will be the lord of the Wa State in the future', I will really have a headache.
What is the Lord of the Wa State?
At least the whole Wa State has to be in my hands, right?
At that time, if I don't dare to move, I don't plan to make any more demands in the future, and I have to make the whole of northern Myanmar laugh.
Immediately after that, it wasn't me sitting in the office watching the tiger fight in the East Shan State and Bang Kang, it was people watching me and the East Shan State fighting to the death.
I originally called for 'peace' to scare Young Master Bao, and I don't know who gave Aung San Suu Kyi's old lady a trick of 'just get off the donkey', as long as I have a relationship with them here, then when I turn my head, people will dare to throw real money into it, not to say what you want, anyway, it will definitely satisfy you."
The most important thing is then!
Every step is a killer move!
But if you dare to leave after eating the banquet and raise your buttocks, it will be regarded as giving the Burmese army an excuse to attack Mengmao, and you are called a rebellion. Is it that you had nothing to do with the Burmese army before, and people ignored you, what about after you took other people's things?
You have to listen to them, if you eat a defeat in the battle with the Eastern Shan State, it will be wasted, and people will be able to take over Mengmao, and under the banner of avenging you, the covering troops will be killed!
Why?
Because the Eastern Shan State moved their officials, that is, me.
The excitement of being about to take advantage of it just now disappeared at this moment, and the more I pondered it, the more scared I became...... Isn't it the worship of individual heroism?
Then worship. (End of chapter)