I like to get drunk.

A lot of men like to get drunk.

But women can never understand why men like to get drunk.

This is genetically determined, not human.

Let's just talk about me, I have to cheer up twelve points on weekdays, even if I am idle with ordinary people, I am worried about testing the other party's mind, how tired is it in this case?

When you hold up the wine glass, can you relax without playing with your life?

This is the same as the fact that modern young people like to drink drinks, like to the point that they can go without drinking water for a year, and they don't want to stop when they get into uremia and go to the intensive care unit.

But what satisfies me about Shinoxiao is that she doesn't complain.

When the greenskin soldier put me on the bed according to her instructions, and Xiaoxiao helped me take off my clothes one by one, I had to smell each one under my nose, until I smelled the smell of fat powder, and my face became more and more ugly.

I have to watch this scene because it's interesting.

She is willing to work hard to serve me because it is her duty, but the smell of perfume on her clothes is unacceptable to her, and anger is inevitable, but when she thinks of my identity, she can bear it.

But the second you take off your pants, that's the bottom line.

If there is no residue, everything is fine, otherwise?

I will never come back.

This is a man, if people save face for you, you have to give others face.

If you don't understand the truth that the red flag doesn't fall and the colorful flag flutters, I don't want to be this big brother.

"Master Di, the case has been clarified, right?"

I said this drunkenly, and Xiaoxiao laughed out loud, slapped my leg full of leg hair, and said, "Nasty!" ”

"Come here, you!"

I dragged Xiaoxiao to my body and began to act recklessly.

However, every movement is very gentle, because it is mine, and it cannot be bad.

……

About 9 minutes and 49 seconds later, I finally rolled over and lay down on the bed, and we both stabilized ourselves in the moonlight.

"Lao Xu."

"Huh?"

"Can you brush your teeth early next time?"

"What's wrong?"

"An ashtray smell."

I deliberately cocked my head to look at the key point, and Qi Xiaoxiao said, "Then I'll go wash it." ”

Xiaoxiao twisted and pinched my arm angrily, and laughed angrily before he said: "I said you smell of ashtrays!" ”

"I'm talking about me, I'm going to take a shower and brush my teeth by the way."

If Xiaoxiao were a fish, he would be able to turn white at this time. But the woman is definitely not really angry in this situation, even if she looks at the corner of the roof with a cold face, she is still pretending.

I leaned over and put my hand on her shoulder in the sage state.

As soon as Xiaoxiao's shoulders were cocked, he dodged as if he had been electrocuted.

This is the most interesting part, men and women at this time, will have a meaningless game, if you deal with it, she will become that docile kitten again, and leave a good memory point in the brain memory center, if you don't handle it well, it is likely to become a disaster.

I used to deal with it by saying to a very straight man: "Are you sick?" Then he rolled over and fell asleep.

Right now?

"Don't you ask who I drank with today?"

"Love and who and whom."

I looked at her smiling face, which was as if it was frozen, and continued, "And the old harrier eagle. ”

"I also saw ...... Alas! ”

A sigh, then lying flat.

Xiaoxiao turned his head sideways in a moment: "What do you see?" ”

"I shouldn't have told you......" I was about to turn over, but Xiaoxiao grabbed me by the shoulder: "I asked you what you saw!" ”

"Prick the needle."

"He's a waste, if it goes on like this, your sister may have to be widowed for the rest of her life."

"Ahh

In the moonlight, Shinoxiao sat up, her eyes full of surprise.

"Ahh

"When did he have this hobby?"

Immediately after, Xiaoxiao took my arm and examined it carefully.

"You don't know what he's doing?" I replied.

"Doing this line of work is equivalent to soaking in a dye vat, saying that you can control it and not touch it...... Have a problem? What about the two quarreling and making trouble? What's wrong with the top and bottom? ”

Xiaoxiao pushed me: "Isn't there you?" ”

"Can I lift him to this position, and can I manage him for the rest of his life?"

"Even if the emperor gives you a beautiful difference in the weaving of two rivers, don't you have to earn your own prestige?"

Xiaoxiao shook suddenly, looked at me and asked, "What should I do!" ”

I put on the pillow, cocked up, and leaned against the head of the bed: "No way. ”

"What can I do if I do it myself?"

I groaned: "In the past, if our group of people stuck to this, they would end up in two places, one was a crime and went to prison, and when they got there, everything was in vain, and they were pinched for you, and the other was waiting for the funeral." ”

Xiaoxiao said fiercely: "Then you put him in a black prison." ”

"Which is that simple?"

I looked at him: "People are so good that they are also a big man on the rivers and lakes of Mengneng, I said that if I close it, I will close it?" ”

"Are others still doing it?"

"For the sake of him alone, I put everyone in danger? What's the difference between that and when Old Joe was there? ”

"Do you know how hard it took me to turn this around?"

Xiaoxiao's whole body was soft and wanted to follow the noodles, and he pierced my shoulder, pillowed my slightly fat chest and said, "What can I do?" ”

And I, reaching out and brushing her hair, almost forgot what I had just said, and contentedly fiddled with every part of her body, watching the clouds drift away and life returned to normal.

In the game between men and women, the handling techniques must be ingenious, not blunt, you have to take care of him left and right, and you have to know how to use strength to fight.

Once you direct her mind elsewhere, you will find that as long as a woman still likes you, she will not go back and continue to look for awkwardness.

"Do you have ......?"

"Nope."

"Gee, I mean, have you ever thought about it later."

Shinoxiao almost made me activate the combat attribute again, and it took a slap on my chest to change the subject.

"I don't like to talk about it later."

Xiaoxiao tilted her head as if she didn't hear me: "Actually, we can go somewhere else." "Obviously, she knew I couldn't go back.

"We can ...... a country that does not have diplomatic relations"

I looked at her with a smile: "Then listening to the unfamiliar language on the TV, eating the creative dishes that we all call 'dark cuisine' here, walking out into the street and looking at all kinds of skins, there is not even a familiar building in front of you?" ”

She was silent again.

It's like the best idea she can come up with, and she doesn't know what to say. (End of chapter)