In fact, as long as the food cooked by a woman is within an acceptable range, there will be no stupid old man who says it is not delicious.

If he starts to find fault at the dinner table, and you know his personality, it's best to wonder if you've done anything that is difficult to say but uncomfortable.

Xiaoxiao obviously understood this very well, so she chose to make a table of meals in the Chinese New Year's Eve, stared at the two big eyes and asked, "Is it delicious?" ”

When I met Xiaoxiao, she couldn't cook, but this woman went from not being able to cook to being able to send me food to the Judicial Committee, to making a table full of delicious food in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and you can imagine how much thought she put into it.

"It's delicious, it's delicious."

How could I possibly say it wasn't tasty?

When a woman is looking forward to your approval with all her heart, how can a man be stingy with praise even if he is called a stupid old man by you?

Xiaoxiao excitedly held my unshaven face and kissed it, jumped back to the kitchen to continue stir-frying, and even sang: "Lend me a pair of eyes, I want to see the world clearly......"

I laughed.

With a wine glass in hand, you can smile genuinely in a comfortable environment.

There is a woman at home who can make you comfortable, this day is so happy, if you meet someone who does not make you comfortable, you probably don't want to go home after work at night.

Man.

If you feel wronged for a certain period of time, and you feel that you start to hate your current self, maybe it's not your fault, it's just that no one feels sorry for you.

I took a big sip.

Picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of scrambled eggs with tomatoes into his mouth and chewed it, don't really pick it, don't look at the simple meals on the table, but for Xiaoxiao, this is enough, besides, people still have a saying.

For example, this plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes was brought to Xiaoxiao: "This is called red and hot." ”

What do you say?

What else can you say!

Steamed fish, people call it 'original taste'; I was shocked when the fried skewers were served, and each fried skewer was deducted with a piece of ginger on the top, guess what people said? This is called 'unifying the country (膻)'.

She understands what 'Jiangshan' means?

Isn't it just to be auspicious and have fun with you?

As long as a woman's mind makes you happy, how can you be happy, so, I am happy today, so happy that I didn't eat the dishes, and after taking my mobile phone and putting Teresa Teng's "Sweet Honey", I hugged Xiaoxiao and hugged my waist and danced for a while.

Whether you dance or not, it doesn't matter that much, you can dance well or badly, the main thing is the atmosphere.

I don't want this old hat to be cold candles or rare flowers, a little music to find a girl for me to hold on the line, if this girl is the type I am proud of, it would be more appropriate, put the chin on the other party's shoulder without how to move, just hang it over, absolutely not step on the foot.

I want intimacy.

"Sweet honey...... You're smiling sweetly......"

Oldies are actually most useful at this time, because they can slow down everything, including time.

"Lao Xu, jump again after eating, it's cold."

At Xiaoxiao's urging, I let go of my hand, it's good, everything is fine today.

Warm food, soothing wine, tender women and singing voices known as 'beautiful sounds'.

Best of all, she didn't talk to me about the future.

"Lao Xu." Xiaoxiao took the wine bottle and poured himself a glass: "Do you know, when I went abroad, I felt that my life was ruined......"

She picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and then pulled her beautiful facial features together, and continued: "I thought I was going to rot in the mud of Mengneng, but I didn't expect to meet you. ”

"I'm content."

I put down my chopsticks and deliberately teased her: "I don't like to listen to this, how can it be like pulling a big one out of a stick, just find a similar one?" ”

Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said, "In the worst time and space, God gave me the best choice. ”

Actually, it's still the same meaning, but it's a little better later.

She continued: "I don't ask Zai Meng to marry Peng Yuyan, take a step back and say, I can also give up the 1.8-meter-tall guy with abdominal muscles, but there must be someone who knows cold and hot, right?" ”

"He has to know when I need a man, when I'm wronged, when I want to be a demon, and when I'm hypocritical, right?"

Xiaoxiao put down the wine glass: "As a result, you ......"

"I don't take any of them."

I was so happy that I grew my already smiling mouth and raised my head.

"You take off your pants when you enter the house, and disappear when you're done, you're busy, catch your shadow, I have to go to the Judicial Committee to see people."

"Hey, if this is in China, even if it is stamped on the marriage certificate, I can leave you."

Immediately afterwards, the tone of the conversation changed: "But when it comes to Mengneng, it's not like that." ”

"I need someone to protect me, right? What's going on next to Lao Yao? ”

"If there is any misunderstanding one day, I won't even be able to stay."

"At the beginning, I just wanted to deal with you, it's nothing more than that I'll give it to you when you want it, all adults, who cares about this?"

She took another sip of wine, completely drank the wine in the glass, and also got used to the strength of the wine: "But now it's different." ”

"Hey, Lao Xu, you don't know how comfortable I am now!"

"Every day when you leave, my whole person is free, I am willing to lie in bed, and I can play with my mobile phone if I am willing to play. When I get bored, I go to the streets......"

"Do you remember those uncles and aunts in the Wa building?"

"They were very good to me, and every time I met them on the street, they said hello, and once I went to buy vegetables, and the new vendor didn't know me, and as soon as the shrimp sold to me was put into a bag, an aunt of the Wa tribe grabbed my hand and returned to the market, smashed the plastic bag directly on his face, pinched his waist and scolded there, 'You don't want to die?' You dare to lie to anyone! I was stunned and forced to accompany me with a bunch of live shrimp ......"

She didn't say everything, it was the vendor who saw that she was not the owner who often bought vegetables, and sold her a bunch of dead shrimp, so that the Wa aunt could see through it.

"Here, no one can bully me, and I don't have to worry about life, I don't know how nourishing my life is."

Xiaoxiao poured herself another glass, and I just listened quietly.

"To tell you the truth, in addition to not being interesting, I feel that my life has exceeded 90% of domestic migrant workers."

Xiaoxiao smiled embarrassedly herself: "So I remembered you." ”

"Me?" I was finally amazed.

"Yes, that's you."

"You are the legend of Mengneng, from 729 to 729 alive to rule here, many stories are spread all over the street."

"So when I'm bored, I go to the street to collect fragments of your story, trying to slowly put it together to form a real you."

Xiaoxiao lowered her head, but her face turned red.

"But I didn't expect that in the process, I would be involved."

"I've listened to people tell me how you escaped from the park, and they said you dared to jump down from more than ten floors!"

I rolled my eyes and said in my heart: "You don't expect me to be good at all, more than ten floors, and the iron man has also fallen into pieces, right?" ”

"They said that you bravely entered Lao Qiao's village, and won appreciation with a pistol and a knife in the other......"

Holy!

"They said that you killed 729 shirtless, killed Ah Da, and killed the big boss......"

Rambo! This designation is Rambo!

"I also said that you outwitted human traffickers, stepped on the night show, and buried Young Master Bai alive......"

"It's like watching a movie."

"In this environment, listen to your story during the day and lie in bed at night and look at the real you......"

Xiaoxiao raised her glass and stretched it out to me: "I'm content." ”

I......

Don't know what to say anymore.

After listening to the legends on the side of the road, this girl washed herself into a love brain! (End of chapter)