Chapter 13: The Wyvern

And seeing that he can control the flames like me, releasing such a large flame enchantment within the monstrous flames, and his body is still invulnerable, could it be that he has not only eaten the fruit of fireworks, but also learned to be domineering!!

Hey, I also want to practice domineering, but I can't practice domineering after eating the Devil Fruit!"

Xiao Mei looked at Wu Fengfei with colored eyes while thinking about it, and at the same time, her small Yao nose kept shaking.

But in the end, Xiao Mei finally sighed helplessly, because she didn't smell a trace of the devil fruit from Wu Fengfei's body, or feel the domineering operation.

"I thought I really met my fellow countryman in that world, but unfortunately the reality is cruel!"

Xiao Mei's bright eyes couldn't help but rise a trace of mist at this time, and if nothing else, she would inevitably burst into tears.

"Hey, hey, don't, don't cry, or everyone will think I'm bullying you, I can't understand what you're saying, maybe I used to be your fellow countryman......"

Xiao Mei's tears that had not yet formed gave Wu Fengfei a lot of nervousness.

In the end, Wu Fengfei had no choice but to come to Xiao Mei quickly, and without waiting for her to react, she quickly grabbed Xiao Mei's jade hand and fled.

It's no wonder that he didn't run away, now those pedestrians and fire alarms haven't woken up from the shock, and after a while, they accept this extraordinary accident, and they will inevitably treat Wu Fengfei and Xiao Mei as monkeys again.

Or catch the Academy of Sciences to be guinea pigs.

Thinking of these dancing phoenixes, I couldn't help but feel a chill for a long time, and the steps under my feet were faster.

Run. Escape from this place of right and wrong in the eyes of ordinary people......

Running non-stop, Wu Fengfei finally stopped at the next three intersections.

He gasped slightly and said to Xiao Mei, who was holding his hand, "Finally got rid of the land of right and wrong......

"What are you running, it hurts so much that you grab someone's hand, don't you let go, or I'm going to call it indecent ......"

Xiao Mei gently touched her right hand, which was still being held by Wu Fengfei, and said to Wu Fengfei with a miserable white face.

"Well...... I'm sorry, but if we don't run, we're all going to be guinea pigs.

Have you ever heard of a guinea pig, it's meant to be dissected by someone! It's terrifying!"

Wu Fengfei now regards Xiao Mei as a woman who lost her memory in that fire just now, or a crazy woman who has lost her heart, or a strange woman who suddenly gains an ability.

"I said, 'Put your clothes on, and you see those people watching us!'

Xiao Mei saw another group of passers-by watching them. So he said a little frightened.

She was frightened by Wu Fengfei's metaphor of a mouse just now. After all, she was originally a person who did not belong to this world, and she missed the smell of the ocean.

"Yes...... I don't have any money, you know the money, it's just that with it, you can get around anywhere in the world unimpeded. ”

Wu Fengfei treats Xiao Mei as a little girl who doesn't understand the world at all.

But what happened next left him speechless.

"Dead idiot. You're such an idiot, look what this is. The old man with white flowers has a red ticket!

Miss Ben will take you shopping. You're going to be my pick-up dreager. When this girl is deflated, I will reward you with a playboy brand panties!"

I saw Xiao Mei take out a stack of red tickets of 10,000 yuan from the handbag on her shoulder, and then show off in front of Wu Fengfei.

Look at the smug expression of the idiot on her face. Wu Fengfei was completely speechless.

Feelings, he danced the phoenix to the point that in her Xiao Mei's eyes, he became an idiot with nudity.

So two problematic people, who are not idiots, are idiots to each other...... Bursts of murderous eyes echoed between the two......

"Look, isn't that Xiao Mei, the head of the bewitching jade girl, ah, I finally saw her in person.

Oh my God, take me, if only you would make me bow down under her pomegranate skirt and let her be gentle under me, I would be dead...... She's so pretty......!"

I don't know from which onlookers came out of the mouth of such a sentence that seems to be yin and not yin.

"Hey, it's really Xiao Meiye, I watched her concert in our city yesterday. But at that time, the color of her hair had always been black, how could it be dyed a bewitching red in the blink of an eye?

But don't say it, this red hair really matches her innocent face with a hint of charm.

It's so beautiful!"

There was another slightly yin swaying word, lingering in the ears of Wu Fengfei and Xiao Mei, for a long time.

"Are you talking about Xiao Mei, the heroine who played "Drunk and Laughing Red Dust"?"

"Yes, yes, it's that little girl, but I didn't expect her to be with an almost naked exhibitionist today. Ah, my heart is completely broken...... "......

The words of the onlookers completely let Wu Fengfei, who had lost his memory, know Xiao Mei's general past.

"I didn't expect it to be a big star!"

Suddenly, bursts of dazzling white light flickered on the street, which had not been too dazzling because the sunlight was obscured by the clouds.

"It's not good, it's the paparazzi, Xiao Mei, let's run, otherwise your reputation will be ruined!"

Wu Fengfei, whose eyes were slightly narrowed by the white light, immediately realized that this was the paparazzi secretly taking pictures, so he exclaimed to Xiao Mei beside him.

"Whatever, I don't care, didn't I sue you, I'm not the original me, I'm a little witch who can control fire, why do I care so much about him.

It's you, seeing that you look so handsome, maybe you're a big star too!"

Hearing Wu Fengfei's words of concern, Xiao Mei was very moved. But he refused to admit it, so he had to prevaricate with his ability.

Suddenly, the shock returned.

"Isn't that a dragon man, it's still like the spirit of the black inch hair and face that he left when he saved the plane, and his face is still so handsome and charming, but there is a strange mark on his head. ”

"Yes, it's really Dragon Tengman, I happened to be on that plane last time. Yes. I didn't expect his figure to be so strong, especially the sexy tattoos, it's so dazzling, oh, I love him to death......"

"But why does he have to be almost red all over, and he is still with Xiao Mei"

"Could it be that he has an adulterous affair with Xiao Mei!?"

"Oh no, I'm out of love......"

"I'm going to ruin the bewitching appearance of Xiao Mei, the vixen. ”

At this time, with the sudden disappearance of the flash, a ** delicate female voice once again filled the ears of Wu Fengfei and Xiao Mei.

So Wu Fengfei and Xiao Mei looked at each other again. At the same time, they all exclaimed: "Dragon Tengxia!"

"Huh. It turns out that your name is Dragon Tengxia, but this seems to be just a title, so it shouldn't be your name!?"

Xiao Mei patted a pair of seductive Bao Yi like an innocent little girl at this time, and then put her hand on Wu Fengfei's shoulder. said excitedly to Wu Fengfei.

She Xiao Mei finally knew Wu Fengfei's name. Originally, she thought God was unfair. Only let Wu Fengfei know the past of her current body by coincidence, but not let her know his past Wu Fengfei.

"God is still fair, chivalrous. Did you say yes, finally let me know your past, Xia Xia, it's so good......

As soon as Xiao Mei finished speaking to Wu Fengfei in an incomparably loud voice, a chill immediately rose from Wu Fengfei's heart.

He was still wondering if he was really called Long Tengxia or something like that before he lost his memory, but now Xiao Mei next to him actually called him in such a voice, and it was called: Chivalry.

Chivalry, that's a good name.

"I said, big star, why do you have to call me a chivalrous man, whether it's Long Long, Teng Teng, why do you have to call me a chivalrous man, or you can call me Long Tengxia.

But I advise you not to call me Long Tengxia, because I don't know if I'm a Dragon Tengxia, sue you, now my name is Wu Fengfei.

Dancing phoenix is the surname, and the flower is the name. I'm dancing and flying phoenix!

If you call me something else, I won't respond, and you don't expect to call me Huahua, then I won't respond.

Hehe, if it were my husband, Darling, Brother Hua, Brother Feng, and kiss, I would consider it.

Ha...... Ha ......"

Wu Fengfei, who was still in the cold, was completely speechless to Xiao Mei, so he had to say his real name now and ridicule Xiao Mei.

"You...... You...... I'm angry with my aunt and grandmother, I won't call you Wu Fengfei.

You want me to call you husband, you dream about you.

I'm going to call you chivalrous, chivalrous, chivalrous......"

"Okay, eldest sister, I'm O, whatever you call it, but I'm going to call you a charming wife, a charming wife, a charming wife, a charming wife......"

"If you're not afraid of being drowned in the saliva of my fans, you can call it, but don't expect me to call you a flower husband!"

"Oh, yes, this war of words ended with my victory as Xiao Mei's playful husband......"

"Hehe, Xiao Mei, I'm not joking with you, I'm so happy to be with you.

Let's go, run a few more intersections, and find a clothing store to buy me clothes.

But if you have to pay, I'm so poor that my ass is about to see the sun.

Let's go, if you don't go, they will shake out any mess!

I don't think we just opened the house, because we didn't have the money to pay the bill, so we ran out bare-bottomed......"

This is the happiest day Wu Fengfei has had since his amnesia.

Wu Fengfei, whose heart was full, didn't wait for Xiao Mei to get out of the unguarded war of words between the two, and immediately pulled Xiao Mei's Hui Yi towards the crossroads in front of him after finishing speaking......

At this moment, Xiao Mei's cute and enchanting figure completely knocked on Wu Fengfei's closed heart since his amnesia for the first time.

But neither of them knows!

Wu Fengfei pulled Xiao Mei to run four intersections again, and finally stopped at a commercial building.

Without waiting for Xiao Mei to call, Wu Fengfei immediately said: "You go in and help me buy a dress, after buying clothes, I will let you send it, as long as you don't do anything hurtful to the heavens and reason!"

"Okay, look at you, you're quite pitiful, you don't even have clothes to wear, I'll give you one, but okay, wait a minute, you'll be my 'slave'!"

Xiao Mei, who was a little unhappy, heard Wu Fengfei's words, and a prank immediately took shape in her heart, and then said.

"Okay, my beautiful host, I will listen to you, you can buy me a set of clothes quickly!"

"Then you have to put your height too. Measurements, weight, sue me, I'll buy it for you!"

"I am 1.8 meters tall, weigh 100 kilograms, have a chest circumference of 1.50 meters, and a waist circumference of 1 meter;

This sentence, Wu Fengfei didn't think about it, and it immediately came to his mind. Huo Ran took shape.

It's amazing. Since Wu Fengfei lost his memory, he has never measured his height and weight, let alone measurements, but these accurate words appear unconsciously in his own brain.

"Ahh It's a secret. Don't tell sΓΉ I forget it. But is it all true, do you really have two hundred pounds......

Xiao Mei asked in disbelief.

"This, this...... These exact numbers were just suddenly generated in my brain. I haven't measured it yet, but my height should be about the same as 1.8 meters, and as for the chest circumference of 1.50 meters, it's really scary, but you look at my strong chest muscles, it should be ......!"

"Cut, Schwarzenegger's bust is only 1.30 meters, is your bust really 1.50 meters, you big liar ......",

"Okay, Mei'er, you can buy it as I say! I don't want to be watched like a monkey anymore."

"Alright then, you're waiting for me here......"

Immediately, Xiao Mei twisted the waist of the water snake and walked towards the business building with cat steps, leaving Wu Fengfei alone to face the various eyes of a group of pedestrians who were watching around him......

Two hours later.

"Hey, pray that you're right to sue me for three measurements, or I'll eat you"

Before the person arrived, Xiao Mei's coquettish voice came immediately, but at this moment, Jiaorou had a trace of murderous aura.

The sound of clucking heels hitting the ground shook Wu Fengfei's 'young' mind.

A wisp of fragrance wafted by, and then a complaint sounded in front of Wu Fengfei's ears: "Xia Xia, you really hurt me, I hope you can wear the smell later, otherwise I will burn your only fig tree!"

Hmph, I'm so tired, I searched the whole clothing store to find the right clothes for you before I found a limited edition pure white suit in a clothing store called 'Dancing Phoenix and Flying Dragon'.

But the owner there wants you to try it on yourself, because he says he'll give you the suit for free as long as you can put it on perfectly.

Hey, it's just that the outfit is too extravagant, it costs two million Huaxia coins!"

Xiao Mei gently pulled Wu Fengfei's right hand, holding him while slowly speaking.

Walking in the commercial building, the dazzling array of goods dazzled Wu Fengfei, who was held by Xiao Mei and came to the first floor of the building: the brand clothing monopoly city.

All kinds of well-known domestic and foreign brands gathered here, but those big foreign brands were all ignored by Xiao Mei.

I saw Xiao Mei holding Wu Fengfei and walking straight towards the innermost part of the clothing city.

Finally, they finally stopped at a more classical specialty store, and on the door of the store hung a piece of the brand name written in a bronzing brush: Dancing Phoenix Flying Dragon.

"Dancing phoenix and flying dragon!? This brand is so unique that it is only one or two different from my name. Okay, I'll buy my clothes here, it's also fate!"

Seeing that the name of this brand's clothing was called Dancing Phoenix Flying Dragon, this shocked Dancing Phoenix Fei a little.

"You'll be even more surprised when you see that outfit, go inside, and you'll see another crowd of onlookers looking at us like monkeys. ”

Hearing Xiao Mei's ridiculous words, Wu Fengfei turned his head suddenly, yes, the black pressure of a group of people made the surrounding air become turbid.

Unexpectedly, there was a circle of good deeds around Wu Fengfei.

But you can't blame anyone else, who made him dance Fengfei or not wear clothes, and who made him look so special.

Wu Fengfei, who really had no choice, had no choice but to pull Xiao Mei to quickly open the store in front of her and enter the store of the 'Dancing Phoenix Flying Dragon' store.

What greeted Wu Fengfei's eyes was not a domineering suit, but a beautiful and tall woman in the mood for love.

This girl can be described as a country and a city, wearing high heels, she is almost one meter tall, nearly ten centimeters taller than Wu Fengfei.

"Welcome!" the woman lifted her lips lightly, and gentle and lovely words floated out of her mouth.

"You...... You...... Who is it!?"

At this time, without waiting for Wu Fengfei to reply, Xiao Mei was shocked and pointed at the woman, and then pointed at Wu Fengfei and said.

"Hehe, my name is Dancing Phoenix Flying Dragon. Wu Feng is the surname. I am the founder of this 'Dancing Phoenix Flying Dragon' brand. ”

The woman looked at Xiao Mei and Wu Fengfei and replied meaningfully.

"Oh my God, what kind of world is this, I thought I had somehow crossed over from that world of pirates, it was already very unbelievable.

I didn't expect to meet two such strange people when I first came here!" Xiao Mei tapped her smooth forehead with her hand, and at the same time thought to herself.

"Hehe, hello, my name is Wu Fengfei, this is my own name......"

"I take the liberty to ask Miss again, did we know each other before, and you give me the feeling that you are too close. Closer to me than myself!?"

With puzzlement. Dancing Phoenix Fei asked the peerless beauty called Dancing Phoenix Flying Dragon in front of her.

"No, you're a pig's head. Don't you see that she looks exactly like you, the only difference is that you are a man and she is a woman!"

Xiao Mei looked at Wu Fengfei with disdain. He quickly said.

"Do you look exactly like me? Hehe. I'm sorry, but I don't even know what I look like. Because I haven't had time to look in the mirror yet. !”

Wu Fengfei scratched his head embarrassedly, glanced at Xiao Mei beside him, and looked at the dancing phoenix flying dragon opposite with his eyes carefully, and said innocently.

"This young lady, I'm sorry, I'm my brother's twin sister, and I'm a twin of the opposite sex with the same germination!"

Wu Feng Feilong's bright eyes looked at Wu Feng Fei with deep meaning and said.

"No, it's so amazing!" Xiao Mei replied with her mouth wide open. I can't help but want to kiss her delicate red lips.

"Okay, this young lady, don't worry about it, you see my brother hasn't got his clothes on yet!"

With a slight anger, Wu Feng Feilong stretched out her delicate arm and led Wu Feng Fei to the treasure of the town store, but at the same time, she did not forget to blame Xiao Mei.

What appeared in front of Wu Fengfei was a pure white suit, a white suit hat, a red tie, white leather shoes, and a pair of golden watches.

But what's even more amazing is not these, but a quaint jade hanging from the tie.

A modern suit and jade with a classic beauty are perfectly combined.

At this glance, Wu Fengfei was attracted by this set of clothes, so he didn't wait for the two beauties to speak, and went straight to the fitting room of the store after taking off the whole set of clothes.

The sound of neat dressing sounded, and then it stopped abruptly......

"Squeak" The slight sound of the door opening, and the already brand-new dancing phoenix flew out.

Seeing that this set of clothes was perfectly worn on Wu Feng Fei, Wu Feng Feilong just smiled meaningfully, but Xiao Mei's eyes lit up, and she almost drooled, like a female pervert.

I was very embarrassed to see Wu Fengfei.

Indeed, Wu Fengfei can now be regarded as a white horse king who is more white than the white horse king, just one horse short.

Just when Xiao Mei wanted to get closer and appreciate Wu Fengfei's handsomeness, Wu Feng Feilong spoke: "This young lady, thank you, brother sent me, I will definitely visit you in the future." But I'm going to catch up with my brother now, hey, I haven't seen him for a long time. ”

"This ...... This...... I'll come back to him next time!" After saying that, Xiao Mei left a little gloomily.

Wu Fengfei has gradually taken possession of her pure heart that has not been deeply involved in the world, and she used to be just an ordinary woman on a small island in the One Piece world who has eaten the fruit of fireworks.

She saw less men, but fortunately, in this real city, she fused the soul of the original Xiao Mei and took root in the real world.

But in love, the two souls in Xiao Mei's body have never been, so Wu Fengfei's humorous, handsome, and strong figure occupied her heart for the first time......

After Xiao Mei left, Wu Feng Feilong immediately sent the clerk away and closed the door of the store, and then did not wait for Wu Feng Fei to speak, and said first: "I know you have doubts, but you listen to me first, what I tell you next is all the truth, you listen carefully!"

"I think you're amnesia. But I can tell you about your past, because I know your past well.

Before you lost your memory, your name was Long Teng, and you were the savior of this earth, and I am not your sister of the same sex of the opposite sex, I am the only female doppelganger of your doppelganger......"

Next, Wu Feng Feilong slowly said what she knew about the dragon before Wu Feng Fei's amnesia......

"I was blasted through time and space by your punch and returned to the past Shang Dynasty, and at the same time, one-tenth of the mana you shared in me was also completely sealed in my body by you, and at the same time, one-tenth of the Huoyun Evil God was completely sealed.

Fortunately, although I have no mana, after all, I am a pure energy body, and I will not grow old or die. So I lived alone for more than 3,000 years, and finally lived to the present......

So I opened a clothing brand here, and then paid a lot of money to a famous designer to design this suit.

But I have long since lost the power to design any amulet, only woven entirely of silk, and to do this so that I can find you after you have saved the world......

As for that piece of jade, I accidentally picked up a piece of jade in the Tang Dynasty, and at that time, I just thought that there should be a special aura in it, so I left him ......!" (To be continued......