Chapter 605: Marrying Mom? (Thanks to the 'Fool of Nothing' for the tip)

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When the old smoker stood idly on the side of the dirt road, and even lit a cigarette, the people under his hand looked left and right in wonder when they saw this scene.

This is not the style of the old smoking gun, usually he wants to hide even the shadow in the woods, but this time, he almost waved the flag and shouted.

According to the old smoking gun's original words, he shouted: "What can you do with me if you catch him?" ”

"I'll just smuggle it, and the drugs I sell are all medicines that cure diseases and save people, even if it's brought to justice, you can't sentence me to the top, right?"

"Don't brag about it, as long as someone comes to arrest me, I won't run away, three years or five years, I should go back for a vacation."

The subordinates asked curiously: "What if the people in the east count all the things in the past?" ”

At this time, the old smoking gun would always stomp his feet with the pair of green rubber shoes on his feet, bring up a puff of smoke and dust, and say: "So even if I am a little arrogant, don't I still step on the boundary of the Wa State?" ”

"Didn't I go to the other side?"

The old smoking gun has his own little ninety-nine, he not only has a little ninety-nine, but also his own little abacus.

As long as this goods enter the mountain, it must be dressed as a hunter, the leather on the body, no matter what the weather has to be worn, a pair of green rubber shoes under the feet have not been changed for a long time, and the people under the hands call this pair of shoes 'liberation shoes', it is said that to be able to go to this standard, that has to be worn for many years without opening the glue.

Anyway, the old smoking gun shoes have been worn, and no one knows how long they have been worn, and the smell inside is not needed, as long as you enter the house, you can smell sheep out along the shoes, and the thief is evil.

"Hey, you said that this Bjea got married, what should we give you?"

A little brother stood up: "Captain Bjea is not short of money, otherwise, let's give a set of furniture full of red houses, at least the meaning is good." ”

The old cigarette gun turned around and smacked the taste and said, "This wedding is made of all mahogany furniture, so that's what it means?" After speaking, he waved his hand: "We can't send it...... Two days ago, Xu Ye took someone to the dowry, and as soon as Yang Rong entered the house and saw that Agui's family was poor and virtuous, he turned around and went out and sent two trucks of brand new furniture. ”

"That Agui's family is really poor, I saw with my own eyes that the sofas in the house were wrapped in tape paper, and the skin on the outside was cracked."

"I guess it was Yang Rong who was afraid that his brother would suffer when he lived with his wife, so he changed all the furniture of Agui's house."

Another little brother followed the conversation and asked, "What about household appliances?" ”

"Then we still want to think? The fish head ran the boat, and the next day it was pulled over from the east, with a TV, a washing machine, a microwave oven, an oven, and a dishwasher. ”

"I'm still complaining, guess what the fish head said?"

"The fish head said that I didn't think about anything else, I just felt that it was cheap, and I had something to pack."

"The house is full of electrical appliances, all bought from the east, and it is said that it is still a big brand."

In order to prevent his subordinates from guessing, the old smoking gun directly finished speaking: "The gold and silver jewelry is also thought of, the second lady is all inclusive, the wedding dress made the second devil named Annie, the fake foreign girl to get a set of high-end, the car and the house are large and large, the banquet is given by the Chinese Chamber of Commerce, and even the wedding car has been snatched away by the facial paralysis that took over the old harrier eagle business......"

"If I wasn't fucking afraid that Bjea wouldn't be able to make a joke, I would have wanted to give him a baby."

Hahaha......

The people under his hands were happy, and they also gave an idea: "Big brother, don't say this in front of Xu Ye." ”

The old smoker nodded and said: "Xu Ye is fine, others may not, so ah, when I was close to Xu Ye and them, I hardly talked much, only worked, we know what is wrong with ourselves, can we ignore the mouth?" ”

I never knew about the bad mouth of the old cigarette until he left Burma, and he really kept his mouth in his mouth as he said, and never said a word in front of me. If it weren't for meeting my former acquaintances after returning to China and talking about this past, I might not have known that the old smoking gun still had this side.

"Don't talk!"

The old smoking gun's ears were really good, and after suddenly reaching out his hand to suppress everyone's voices, his eyes were fixed on the forest in the distance and did not move.

Soon after, a young man with gold-rimmed glasses came out of the woods, and this boy was white and clean, and at first glance he was a well-mannered master.

This person knows the old smoking gun, and it was arranged by the Chinese Chamber of Commerce to come and receive the goods.

When the old smoker saw that it was him, he relaxed a lot: "Four eyes? How do you come out and go in like a mouse, with so little movement? ”

Siyan helped his glasses, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Big guy, we are smuggled here, it's a big crime!" ”

"Hold on, at least for a few years!"

The old smoking gun was amused by him: "If you are sentenced to three years or two years, you will be scared like this?" So what were you thinking about when you came to do this? ”

"If you don't have a thousand pounds on your body, who wants to exchange your fame for a crime?"

Four-eyed is quite civil.

"I'm also forced to be helpless, Lao Dou is seriously ill in bed, there is no medicine produced in Wa State, and I can't support it with my salary alone, so I can only take risks......"

"You have to get it, I can understand half of what you say, even if the Chinese teacher was beautiful at the beginning."

"Let's inspect the goods quickly."

"You guys, get out of the car."

On the steep path in the mountains, a small truck began to emerge slowly.

The old cigarette gun took the opportunity to interject: "Four eyes, what did you do before?" ”

"Yardmer."

The old smoker nodded: "Oh, old farmer, how much is a pound of beans in the city now?" ”

"O coder! Code farmer! ”

"How much is a pound of beans......" He glanced at the old cigarette gun with extreme disdain.

The old smoking gun also let this kid scold him, just that one, his wrist was not as thick as his big toe, and he also scolded the person with his tone.

Then the old smoking gun reacted: "Code farmer, is it the one who doesn't turn on the lights in the middle of the night and secretly tinkers with the computer?" ”

"How can it be secretive? It's that we need to be quiet, we need inspiration, it's basically the same state as writing, but the form of expression is different, writing is using words, we are writing with coding, writing is presenting the reading effect, we are presenting visual effects......"

The old cigarette gun thought he understood: "Is that that particularly familiar with electronics?" ”

"It's okay."

The old smoking gun said: "This will not work, I will give you money, you can get me a set of top-level from China, what computers, notebooks, and boxy gadgets without keyboards, even mobile phones and watches, you give me a complete set." ”

"You mean tablets?"

"No problem, you want the top in the country for this set, if you don't pursue the first effect, give 100,000, I can help you get it."

The old cigarette gun pondered and said, "100,000 red tickets? Can it be better, 100,000 is a bit less. ”

"Then you tell me directly how much money you want to spend, this thing, don't look at how much it costs ordinary people, but if you are a real big boss, I can spend as much money as you want."

"Then make up a hundred, it's perfect."

"Ahem......" Four-eyed turned his head in surprise: "What are you going to do?" Why do you need to spend so much money? ”

"When people get married, I'll go with the ceremony."

The four-eyed mouth has not yet opened the door than the old smoking gun, and he came directly: "Marry my mother?" ”

Syllable!

The old smoking gun slapped him directly on the back of the head: "Damn, if you don't talk well, your tongue will be cut off." ”

Siyan didn't know that he was afraid, so he covered the back of his head and said, "Big guy, it's not that I don't want to talk well, it's that I can't use so much money at all!" ”

"Okay, I'll think of a way for you to make sure you have face, okay?"

"What did you say?" The old cigarette pointed his index finger at the tip of the nose of the four eyes angrily and said.

"Don't worry...... But can I bother you with that too? Next time, can you bring me some medicine from Mengneng ? Mengneng's medicine is not sold from us, it is bought from China, and it is hundreds of dollars. Four eyes looked at the old smoking gun pitifully.

The old cigarette gun waved his hand: "Okay, okay, you can really ask for favors, and there is an exchange for such a little thing." (End of chapter)