Chapter 677: Cats, Did You Teach Tigers to Climb Trees?

"Uncle Wei, don't I just think about the world we fought down and give it to others, isn't that messing up again?"

"Just you? Can you have such a good mind? ”

Team Leader Wei directly explained his words on the phone: "Let me tell you, you are hypocritical with me, thinking that Lao Zhao can help catch a wanted criminal in China at most, and you also have the ability to completely flatten the Golden Triangle!" ”

"Don't I know about your little bit of fancy intestines?"

"That's not what you mean?"

I held the phone and smiled, "Look...... Uncle Wei, if you don't understand it this way, what can I do? ”

"I've explained to you again and again, I really didn't mean that, so what should I say?"

"Besides, I haven't disobeyed the above, which step, didn't I discuss with you?"

"Uncle, even if I explain it to you again, you see me yelling outside, don't I have to be a child here."

……

Southern Xinjiang, Office.

In front of the desk of a big man is two red flags, one with a five-pointed star and the other with a sickle and a hammer.

At this moment, Lao Wei outside the desk turned on the speakerphone, pointed to the phone and scolded: "Get out!" ”

He hung up the phone casually, then raised his head, looked at the man who had been waiting, and said, "Leader, take a look...... This kid has just made some achievements, and he is about to his tail. ”

The leader smiled: "Lao Wei, you, it's okay to do anything, but it's not good that young people are not allowed to make mistakes." ”

"When you were young, weren't you like a stubborn donkey? Don't talk about you, when I was young, wasn't I more arrogant than this Xu Ruifeng? ”

"He's very good, he doesn't pick a child, he also speaks softly, and the things that are arranged above are also completed to the letter, if people are not allowed to be a little careful, isn't it too harsh?"

Team Leader Wei raised his head in confusion and seemed to avenge his grievances: "Leader? ”

"Alright."

The big leader reassured: "Do what we can do, as long as we can ensure the stability of the frontier, not to mention that Xu Ruifeng jumps a little higher, even if he wants to take off, as long as the kite string is still in his hand, it is a matter of dragging the string in his hand." ”

"Will it do?"

"Yes."

After Team Leader Wei finished speaking, when he got up and was about to leave, he asked: "Leader, can I apply for a special approval of a southern Xinjiang ID card for Comrade 'Zhou Aiguo'?" ”

"Any city will do."

"Slippery head." The big leader smiled, like in "Journey to the West", Guanyin Bodhisattva gave Tang Seng a tight mantra, brushing a little bit on a piece of paper, and the first two words are 'special approval'!

After writing these words, Team Leader Wei was about to reach out to pick it up, and at that moment, the big leader grabbed his hand: "What are you doing?" ”

Team Leader Wei looked at the note in his hand: "This is not ......"

"This thing is in our hands, that's a matter of one sentence, it's true, but if you let this monkey think that this matter is so simple, do you really plan to recite the hoop mantra every day in this high mountain and far away?"

"This thing, the more difficult it is, the more it can become the kite string in your hand, only the stronger the kite string, the more obedient the kite is."

"Otherwise, he will fly out 108,000 miles one by one, and you will go alone for the rest of the way to learn the scriptures?"

Team Leader Wei pondered for a while and said, "Yes! ”

Only then did the big leader withdraw his hand.

Team Leader Wei took out the phone again, pinched the note in his hand and called the phone back: "Hey, Xu?" I almost forgot to say something important when I made you angry just now......"

"I applied with the leader about the 'patriotic overseas Chinese' Comrade Zhou Aiguo returning to the motherland and re-naturalization......

……

At that moment, I was reaching out to play with 'Little Banzai', but suddenly I stopped, and Xiao Banzai grabbed my wrist in one bite, and it wondered why I didn't move.

"Uncle Wei, what did the leader say?"

Team Leader Wei scolded bitterly: "How else can you say it? The leader said, just go against me, and I still apply for special approval for him? Isn't that full of food! ”

"Uncle Wei, don't...... I said, I didn't mean that, why did you report it to me as soon as you turned your head? Isn't this giving me eye medicine? ”

"How do you speak?"

Team Leader Wei scolded: "What identity I am, you know, my every word and deed, every move, the country has the right to know, and the right to investigate, I don't take the initiative to report, waiting to eat melons with you?" ”

"That'...... How did the leader reply? ”

"The leader said, let's take a look again, I didn't say anything to death."

"You, it's better to think about it, don't be usually very treacherous and smart, and make nonsense at this juncture."

"Hang up!" He hung up the phone again.

And I, again, looked up at the land beyond the distant port, and just now I was talking to Xiao Banzai, which is my home......

I was stunned, the pain in my wrist came over, and when I turned around, I saw Xiao Banzai snorting my flesh with his teeth!

I took the phone and tapped it on the tiger's head, knocking the gadgets all over the floor.

The little guy was also really in pain, lying on his back on the ground 'whooping' and screaming, I raised my hand again, and the little tiger's paws were raised, the little face dodged and went up, the little paws blocked the face, and occasionally scratched a few times to indicate that it was served.

At that moment, I laughed and scolded: "Little bastard, bear with it, I can still bully you for a year." ”

I grabbed Xiao Banzai and slapped the dust on him in my arms again, and suddenly, I seemed to understand the meaning behind the phone call just now.

The Red Notice is my lifeline, and the citizenship I lost is what I dreamed of...... Looking at it this way, what Team Leader Wei said is the mobile phone I just smashed on the top of Xiao Bansui's head, and I can't stand it like this little tiger......

So that's what happened.

Originally...... That's how it goes.

I looked at the little banzai in my arms and asked, "Do you accept it!" And pointed his phone at it.

It was in my arms, sticking out its prickly tongue and licking it twice at my phone.

I laughed, put my head on the door of Xiao Wansui's head, and kept rubbing and saying, "You have become a master for me!" ”

After laughing, he threw it in front of him, and rushed over with a step.

As soon as the little guy saw me chasing him, he went up the tree with a few clicks, and I stood under the tree with two eyes and looked at the little banzai on the tree, then looked back at the greenskin soldier and asked, "Didn't you say that the cat didn't teach it this skill?" ”

The green-skinned soldier looked at me with a confused expression: "Master, tigers are born to climb trees." ”

"That's not right, it's definitely not right, when I was in school, it was written in the primary school textbook that the cat taught the tiger how to hunt and how to survive, but it didn't teach it to climb the tree, so when the tiger turned its head to eat it, it escaped."

The Greenskins still didn't know what I was talking about, so they responded: "Master, tigers don't only go up trees, they can swim......"

I looked at the long live on the tree and scolded, "me? ”

Immediately, catnip was taken out of his pocket...... (End of chapter)