Chapter 307: How should the scumbags living in Hengshui Middle School be good
Xiao Yi naturally has no way of knowing about the outside world, and at this moment, he has already gone to the dungeon.
The pure white space faded, and when Xiao could see his surroundings again, he found himself strapped to a chair made of gold.
"Woo......!"
Xiao Yi instinctively wanted to make a sound, but found that his mouth had been tied, and there was something strange stuffed in his mouth, so that if he wanted to speak, he could only make some humming sounds.
“…… Well! ”
Xiao Yi tried to move his body again, but found that he was tied to this chair, unable to move at all.
Illuminated by the blue candle flame was a broken tombstone.
Sure enough, the tall black-robed man was the first to speak, making a crisp feminine voice.
Xiao Yi opened his eyes and found that the scenery around him had changed.
Therefore, he could only ask the two black-robed men now:
"So, what the hell are you going to do? Why are you tying me up here? ”
"You just translated it wrong, what I just said was...... It's okay, I don't mind, but then again, you two idiots, can you let me talk first? ”
Xiao Yi had to observe his surroundings.
Xiao Yi's words almost burned the brain of the little black-robed man, but fortunately she stopped thinking in time and said to Xiao Yi:
"Total, anyway! You're going to go through a few parts of your life next, are you ready? ”
At the same time, Xiao also found a piece of paper exposed in his breast pocket.
“…… No way. And the little black-robed man immediately gave a natural answer.
“…… Well? One thing? How many lives? Hiss...... Seems like that's the case! ”
“…… Yes? Why? The little man in the black robe and the man in the black robe were puzzled: "The plan that was finally negotiated, if we don't let others know, it will be too uncomfortable for the two of us to hold back!" Besides, he opened his mouth to ask me, and out of basic etiquette, I had to tell him, didn't I? ”
At the same time, she also complained to the tall black-robed man:
"Oh? Are you awake...... Don't worry, we haven't done anything to you yet, and you don't have anything missing a pound or two, don't worry, you can just touch it yourself. ”
"Hmm......" The tall black-robed man said with some embarrassment: "I thought to myself, it's better to tie the whole set, and ...... Don't you think the mouth ball is very astringent? ”
As he spoke, the tall man couldn't wait to stretch out his hand to Xiao Yi.
"Oh~" The tall black-robed man nodded thoughtfully, and then said, "But I wonder if it's no different, right?" ”
“………… Yes. The little black-robed man came back to his senses.
However, when the little black-robed man was about to spoil, the tall black-robed man hurriedly stopped her!
The tall black-robed man hurriedly said:
"Wait! Wait a minute! Why do you have to plan and put things out? To make a long story short? I can't say a word! ”
However, the little black-robed man next to her also immediately swung out his fist and hammered it into her shins.
The next moment, his eyes went black, and his consciousness went dark.
“…… Oh! Only then did the little black-robed man react, and hurriedly stood on tiptoe to untie Xiao Yi's mouth.
"Ready?"
"Of course!" The tall black-robed man said proudly, "Don't you still believe in my craft?" ”
"Shiyan, Shiyan......" At this time, Xiao also heard the sound of recitation, "Compose the music of life here, and seek the resonance of all beings......"
Although he was able to speak, Xiao was still tied up and couldn't move at all.
Therefore, she could only ask for help from the tall black-robed man next to her.
In general, it is a book of classmates, class leaders, school leaders, school masters, seniors, teachers, class teachers, teaching directors, principals, and education departments...... Dry all the way! Rise and rise all the way! Finally, the cool story of the entire education system.
“…………”
So, Xiao also replied, "I don't know what you mean by amnesia, and I don't know what setting it is, but I really don't know why I'm tied up here by you." ”
“…… Reasonable! The tall black-robed man suddenly realized, "Then I'll touch him!" According to the theory of relativity, if I touch him, he will feel it too! That way, he can know that he is missing nothing, right? Good! I'll do it! ”
"......" The other party's response made Xiao Yi silent for a moment, and then asked, "Is this seat a toilet?" ”
“…… Well. ”
"What stupid are you talking about?" The tall black-robed man said speechlessly, "Then why did we go to great lengths to erase his memory?" ”
After that, she wanted to do something to Xiao Yi, but before that, the little black-robed man punched her shins again, making her scream in pain, and this time she wanted to stand on one foot, but she fell to the ground and rolled around on the ground in pain.
"Hmmm! Very good! The little black-robed man nodded with satisfaction, "It seems that the memory is completely cleared." ”
"Why, if you want to ask why, it will take a long time to explain." The little black-robed man cleared his throat again and said, "This is going to start a long, long time ago......"
However, she hadn't said a few words before Xiao couldn't help yawning.
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Yi saw that in the pitch-black surroundings, in front of him on the left, a cold blue candle flame lit up.
"This is ......"
"Experience...... How many lives? Or is it very different? Xiao Yi frowned suddenly, "This is not a thing anymore, is it?" ”
The tall black-robed man also looked at Xiao Yi, thought about it carefully, and then said: "
There seems to be a light source hanging from his head, which only illuminates the things around him.
He was on the deck of a ship at the moment.
I think he was just saying...... It's okay, I don't mind, but then again, you two weak minds can't let me speak first. ”
"No." The tall black-robed man smiled and said, "The ceremony is about to officially begin, so please get ready." ”
[Rule 2: If you can't find out who the killer is within three days of the body being found, or if you identify the wrong murderer, you will die]
However, he found that it was pitch black around him, and he couldn't see anything, and the only thing he could see was his surroundings.
Xiao also opened it and took a look, and it was a rule document!
It's just that this rule document is very simple, and there are only four rules on it.
"Amnesia?" Xiao also tried to recall, except for remembering that he was impressed by the plate of fried meat and salt with chili peppers he fried yesterday, he really couldn't remember anything from his recent memory.
"I'm in a hurry." The tall black-robed man smiled and said, "Since that's the case, then please start like this, it's no problem to dirty yourself and this chair, I'll be responsible for dealing with it afterwards, it's better to say that please let me deal with it!" ”
And Xiao Yi replied: "Woo, woo Hum! Woo woo woo hmm. ”
The little black-robed man was stunned, it was obvious that she couldn't understand what Xiao Yi was saying.
Xiao Yi glanced at the chair made of gold that was tied to him, and then looked at the tall black-robed man, and said:
"Actually, I'm not ready."
"Alas......" The little black-robed man turned to Xiao Yi and said, "I'm sorry, she's such a person, I hope you don't mind." ”
Looking at Xiao Yi's serious, clear eyes, it was difficult for anyone to doubt him, and the tall black-robed man also made a distressed sound.
Unable to get any information, Xiao Yi had to give up, and instead began to conceive a book in his heart that he planned to write in the future to pass the time and wait for the event to happen
As for what that book is, it's actually not a special work, it's just a pure brainless pretending to be cool.
"It's simple." The little man in the black robe said: "You just need to experience a few completely different lives, compose the music of life, and then come back...... However, although I say experience, it is better to use the word experience, after all, if you encounter a danger in your life during those several periods of life, you will really die, so you have to make sure that you can come back here alive. ”
Its title is ...... "How to be a scumbag living in Hengshui Middle School".
One figure is very petite, looking like a child, while the other figure is relatively tall, slightly shorter than Xiao Yi, and for some reason this person's black robe is very close-fitting, convex and backward, obviously a woman.
"Didn't I just let you tie him up? Why are you tying him a mouth ball!? ”
"Total, anyway!" She looked at Xiao Yi again, because she wanted to hide her embarrassment, and said angrily, "I won't tell you about our plan!" And there's only one thing you have to do! ”
“…… Drink! ”
"No, it's not." She smiled and said, "But it doesn't affect your convenience." ”
"Astringent, your mother."
[Rule 1: A homicide must occur within three days]
There is nothing carved on the tombstone, it is a monument of ignorance whose tombstone, when he was born, and when he died.
"Poof......
"Uh......" Xiao Yi had a troubled expression on his face, and he asked, "Can I not go?" ”
"Uh......" Xiao Yi saw that it was difficult to have an effective conversation with them, and he was a little helpless, but he could only ask again: "So, why are you erasing my memories and tying me here?" ”
Then, she looked at Xiao Yi again and said:
When Xiao Yi's consciousness came to his senses again, he heard it...... The sound of the waves.
"Very well, then ......" the little black-robed man raised his hand, "I'm about to start!" ”
"......" Xiao was helpless, so he had to look at another person.
"But I want to go big." Xiao also said: "I thought that there was no hole in this golden toilet, and I was tied to death, so it was really hard to open it." ”
"Gooah, ah, ah!" The tall black-robed man also let out a wail as a matter of course, holding one of his legs and standing alone.
"Wait!"
“…… Okay. Xiao Yi was helpless, although as soon as he heard that this copy would have to go through several lives, he instinctively realized that this copy was almost equivalent to the challenge of several different copies with a different way of thinking, and he suddenly felt very troubled.
"I'm in a hurry." Xiao also said: "I have an urgent problem that needs to be solved. ”
"Humph......"
"Ha ......" Xiao also said, "Please make a long story short." ”
"Uh......h That's a bit of a tricky thing to do. "Immediately after, she came up with a great idea!" That's right! Won't I be able to solve this problem by untying you!? ”
“………… Yes? ”
Although it was very troublesome, he thought that he was doing this business after all, so he could only accept his fate.
"......" The little man in the black robe was silent for a moment, and then said helplessly: "Why have you become so impatient now, I really can't do anything about you, then I'll make a long story short." Actually, we're doing this mainly to get you to ......."
And just when Xiao Yi was thinking about how to slap the minister in the face at his most painful, he heard footsteps.
For Xiao Yi, sometimes thinking about this kind of cool plot that doesn't require you to use your brain, it's actually quite relaxing.
"Don't worry, the ritual will be performed very quickly, it will only take less than a few seconds, and it will be over soon. Wait a minute, when the ceremony begins, you just need to prepare yourself, and when it's time to experience someone else's life, you can do whatever you want. ”
"Hmm......"
"Really......" the little black-robed man sighed helplessly, "how can it be so easy to get trapped?" If you untie him, won't he be able to run away? We can't stop either of us! ”
The little black-robed man was immediately so angry that he directly said vulgar words, and at the same time, she also untied Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi immediately looked at the source of the voice, and soon, two figures in black robes had already arrived in front of him.
"It's not ......" and another petite black-robed man made a young girl's voice, "You've tied him up to death, how else can he touch him?" ”
"It's finally time to get to business...... Uh-huh! I only heard the little black-robed man cough lightly, and then asked in a serious tone: "So, you must have lost your memory now, and you don't remember why you are here, right?" ”
"Hey! Don't stand on one foot, what he's saying, translate for me. ”
And after Xiao was able to speak again, the first thing he said was:
He looked at the tall black-robed man and asked, "Can I not go?" ”
"Oh?" She asked, "Do you have any unfulfilled wishes?" Wrong! How do you say that it's the same as sending people to the end, do you have anything else to prepare? ”
The tombstone was illuminated by flickering candles, as if it was watching Xiao Yi. The blank content is as if ...... Waiting for him to go in one of them.
"One thing?" Xiao Yi asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?" ”
“…… Well? ”
[Rule 3: The past and the present are closely linked]
[Rule 4: The murderer is the one who dealt the fatal blow to the deceased]
(End of chapter)