The sky is wasted and the earth is old, and the sea swears by the alliance
"An Xiyou, you said that if you really meet a female ghost, are you afraid?" Chen Anchao had a serious expression on his face.
"Nonsense, of course I'm afraid, fools aren't afraid, I didn't dare to watch horror movies since I was a child, so don't say it. When you say that, I always feel cold on my back. ”
Chen Anchao laughed. I thought to myself, yes, no matter how beautiful she looks, no matter how beautiful she is, she is a ghost after all.
Hey, whatever, I don't want to.
"An, I think Donna seems to care about me?"
Chen Anchao, who was sitting in the dormitory, held a miserable apple that he gnawed in his hand, and said to An Xiyou, who was anxiously studying on the computer next to him.
Chen Anchao is a decisive person, he never likes to think about some things too complicated, especially emotional things, his emotional outlook has always been, if the two can, then quickly fall in love, come to a life-and-death love, if not, then it is best to break up immediately, everyone in the province is uncomfortable, this phenomenon is like he treats Li Tingting at the moment, treats Youruo, both of them are women they like, but the biggest key to the problem is that there is a gap between them, and they can't go together. This made Chen Anchao understand, so he would rather lie to himself than get close to the two girls again.
An Xiyou didn't seem to have the time to deal with this nymphomaniac, so he said lightly: "Really? Why didn't I see it? ”
"Reserved, reserved, you know? A woman's nature! Chen Anchao said shamelessly.
An Xiyou smiled evilly and said, "Why didn't I notice how reserved Donna seemed to be?" Don't you even feel that she cares about you a little? ”
"Holy shit, do you have to let people scold shrews on the street and get a loudspeaker on the street and shout that I like you so you can see it?" Chen Anchao almost scolded his mother. 、
An Xiyou laughed: "Don't say it, what you want is the effect." ”
"Fuck off, vulgar."
"So what are you going to do? Give up Li Tingting? An Xiyou asked seriously.
An Xiyou's words undoubtedly hit Chen Anchao's wound hard, and it is undeniable that he can't forget it.
"It's Miss Qianjin, what about me? A poor boy, why do people look at me back? Chen Anchao suddenly laughed to himself.
An Xiyou looked stunned.
"Holy shit, even you talk like that? Or is it not our former merry little prince? Brother, it's the 21st century now, who cares about this? ”
"Even in the 28th century, there will always be a gap between the rich and the poor, which cannot be changed, this world is actually very realistic, there is no way." Chen Anchao said.
"And you mean to give up?" An Xi said with Chen Anchao in anticipation.
"Of course, you can't be like Liang Zhu, really martyrdom, besides, Liang Zhu is a happy relationship, I'm a fart, unrequited love, if I am martyred, then it's fucking stupid." Chen Anchao comforted himself.
An Xi nodded a little and said, "Yes." ”
"I just found out that Donna is actually really good, in fact, the more she looks at it, the less she looks like my sister?" An evil thought floated in Chen Anchao's head, whenever he thought of Donna's delicate figure and the two thin legs that were both elastic and tightly wrapped by two black skinny jeans, he was happy and excited,
"You've finally figured it out? She's not like your sister, is she? An said with a smile.
"Well, she's like my sister."
"Holy shit."
"Then do you think I should take the initiative to tell others what I think now?" Chen Anchao looked at An Xi with the appearance of looking at the military division.
Chen Anchao really looked mysterious, thought about it, and finally said: "I think it's okay, strike while the iron is hot, that's what you want." ”
"But what if she rejects me?" Chen Anchao hesitated, after all, as a machismo, he still didn't want to do such a shameful thing by himself.
"Rub, Li Tingting's blows didn't knock you down, can Donna knock us down?" An Xiyou's tone looked righteous and indignant, and Chen Anchao was straight and painful when he saw it.
"Okay, let's make the storm more violent, I, Chen Anchao, have a hard waist and can bear it."
"You look like you're acting in a play?"
"It's a bit excessive, isn't it?"
"Haha."
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"I've got a crush on you, what should I do?"
When Donna, who was sitting quietly reading a book, suddenly heard a sentence that was really speechless, she slowly raised her pure and beautiful little face, and looked at the guy in front of her, and the first feeling was stunned.
Then in exchange for a blushing face.
The guy in front of him was none other than Chen Anchao, who was extremely shameless, and at this moment, with a hint of a smile that looked a little slutty and a little evil, looked at Donna in front of him like a bird, and said very heroically.
When Donna saw that it was Chen Anchao, a feeling of happiness suddenly rose in her heart, in her mind, although the guy in front of her sometimes likes to make trouble, but he is undoubtedly the more likable type of girl, and he is a little handsome. Can you chase a girl like this? Donna didn't just secretly scold him for being stupid.
"You like me?" Donna is not a lewd slut, let alone a thin woman, of course, she will not agree to him with a word just because she likes it.
"Heaven testifies, one hundred and two percent like." Chen Anchao held his hands up, as if reading the party school manifesto.
Donna wanted to laugh, but held back.
"What do you really say about it? How many are fake? Donna looked at the cute appearance of the big boy in front of her with her delicate face in her small hands.
"Tell the truth, tell the truth?" Chen Anchao showed a fox-like sly smile.
Donna's red little mouth pouted, "What do you say?" ”
"Of course it's the truth, if you don't tell the truth in the face of such a beautiful girl you like, it should be thundering." Saying these shameless words, Chen Anchao has been in the face of this smart woman who gets a scholarship every year and has always been in the top three in her class, Chen Anchao is not a fool, being exposed is far better than explaining it himself, Chen Anchao can learn it in the first grade of primary school.
"What I just said is actually seventy percent of the truth, and thirty percent of the falsehoods." Chen Anchao confessed truthfully.
Donna looked at him with watery eyes, and the cherry mouth seemed to want to say something, but after all, she held back, paused, and said, "Fortunately, the ratio of three and seven, I am still satisfied with this answer." ”
As soon as he heard the girl in front of him say this, Chen Anchao became excited in his heart, there was a play, this was Chen Anchao's first feeling.
"So, can we develop?" Chen Anchao struck while the iron was hot.
Donna rested her chin in her small hands, and her eyes rolled as if she were thinking about something else.
"I'll think about it!" Donna finally laughed and said that her charming smile almost didn't make Chen Anchao vomit blood, beautiful, comparable to a fox spirit.
"Do you know the man Moldy Disney?"
Donna paused for a moment and shook her head slightly.
"I don't know."
"It doesn't matter if I don't know, but I have to tell you about him." Chen Anchao pretended to be mysterious.
"He's a -- he's a very good guy anyway, do you know how he died in the end?" Chen Anchao continued to blow.
Donna shook her head again, smiling at him.
"In the end, he liked a girl, and after confessing, he did get a sentence from that girl, which made him wait for thirty years, and finally died depressed, that sentence is the same as what you said just now, I think about it." Chen Anchao's voice was a little sad, as if there was really a mother.
"Really?" Donna obviously didn't know that this kid was using the tactics of big detours and big jumps. Sun Tzu has it in the Art of War.
"Look at my sincere face, it looks like I'm telling a lie?" Chen Anchao's words almost moved even himself.
Donna burst out laughing.
"How do I think you're a bit like the big bad wolf tricking the little sheep?" Donna looked softly at the funny and cute guy in front of her, and her heart was almost decided.
Chen Anchao hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't think I am so bad, I am not a wolf, and besides, you are not a lamb, even if you are a lamb, it is estimated that the old wolf will quickly put down the wolf's mouth when he sees a beautiful lamb like you, and obediently lie in front of you, admiring you, do you know what the most powerful weapon in the world is?" ”
Donna shook her head, not knowing what this kid had to say.
"The most powerful weapon in the world is not a knife or gun, let alone a cannon, nor a missile or something nonsense, but a smile of a beautiful woman, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, this is an allusion, you say yes?" Chen Anchao said blindly.
In the past, the simple Donna could withstand the flickering of this animal, and how did she know that the most powerful weapon in the world was far from a woman's beauty, but a man's sweet-talking mouth.
I only heard Chen Anchao continue: "Xiang Yu knows, it's the macho man who ate a pot of steamed buns and drank three jars of wine, wasn't he killed by Yu Ji at that time?" That's why I said, if a girl is beautiful, it's really terrible, especially a girl like you, not to mention beauty, what's even worse is that she is so smart, beautiful, and wise. This is clearly making our male compatriots unable to live, so I just risked being scolded by 10,000 people today, and I want to tell my heart in front of you, Nana, I really like you. ”
Donna Qiao blushed, and in the face of Chen Anchao's sweet words, although she understood it in her heart, she still felt quite happy. Can a girl not be moved by the sweet words of a man?
"Nana, you give me a word, I like you, what should I do? I don't want to be a Moldy Disney, someone who dies in depression, and I'd rather you sentence me to death now than wait another 30 years. Chen Anchao said these shameless words with a slight sadness, and looked at Donna with a sincere look in his eyes.
Donna looked at him, this silly girl who was just in love has never been in love once since elementary school, let alone a boyfriend, these are not because she is not beautiful, or no one is chasing her, on the contrary, from junior high school to the present, the people who chase her are estimated to form a strengthening company.
The only reason for this result is that her parents have been teachers since she was a child, and she naturally has some constraints on her emotional life, and she has a reserved attitude.
Unconsciously, it slowly turned into a liking, if it weren't for the fact that he sometimes said things too oily and funny, she would have regarded him as a boyfriend a long time ago, but what about that girl who doesn't like the sweet words of boys? If he really likes himself, he will be his girlfriend, this is Donna's last thought.
"Will you lie to me?" Donna raised her innocent little face and looked at Chen Anchao in front of her.
This sentence was like a basin of cold water poured on Chen Anchao's heart, looking at the simple and kind girl in front of him, Chen Anchao was a little sad, but still said seriously: "No, never." ”
When he said this, his heart was undoubtedly condemned by his conscience, to be honest, Chen Anchao likes her, but there is another person in his heart, Nana, she is a good girl and beautiful, Chen Anchao thought, maybe with her, you can forget Li Tingting, but can you really do it?
Donna relented. She was conquered by the man in sheep's clothing in front of her.
"If you don't lie to me, I'll promise to associate with you." Donna slowly finished these words with a red face, and looked at Chen Anchao with a pair of autumn-like eyes.
Chen Anchao suddenly had an idea, even if he was old and swore an alliance, he couldn't be sorry for the girl in front of him.
"I won't, I won't lie to you for the rest of my life, Donna, from today on, you will be my Chen Anchao's girlfriend.