Chapter 515: This Is Clearly! Taishang Laojun's green cow [two watches]
There's no way, I'm used to seeing the hot and cold world.
He also had to learn to be inflammatory.
Because only in this way can you have the opportunity to rise to the top, and you have the opportunity to let these bodhisattvas look at it.
Therefore, he must firmly grasp the relationship between the Buddha from the East!
"It's good that you understand the meaning of this seat, and leave the hall first and get ready." Lin Heng said.
"Yes!"
The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King did not drag his feet and retreated directly under the puzzled gaze of the Bodhisattva in the hall.
Stay in a secluded sea of clouds.
Lin Heng covered his qi, revealed his figure, followed by a fierce rub on his body, and then in front of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, he turned the black mud that was rubbed out into a pile of beef.
"Buddha...... What the Buddha said about special things, are these things? The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King was stunned, his mouth wide open, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Those who have mixed into the Buddha country, cultivated to an extremely high level, ordinary things, how can they let him show clues, only the surface of the body of this seat is dirty, so that the opponent's exercises can be instinctively blocked, so as to operate on their own." Lin Heng said solemnly, with an extremely serious expression on his face.
"Let's do as I said before, this seat will take advantage of this time to lay a net of heaven and earth, and I won't go with you."
"Remember, but if you find something, don't be impatient for the time being, so as not to hurt you."
"Everything, just wait for this seat to make a move!"
As soon as these words came out, Guangmu was stunned again.
"How can the little god make you care about your safety, Buddha? I ......"
He was not good at expressing himself, but his eyes were already red, and he finally gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "From now on, the little god will be driven by the Buddha, and there will be no regrets in life and death!" ”
The corners of Lin Heng's mouth twitched, and he suddenly understood that the Wide-Eyed Heavenly King had only relied on his natural supernatural powers to get a position as a patrol god in the Western Heavens.
In terms of his IQ.
It is indeed not suitable to be in a high position......
"Go ahead." Lin Heng waved his hand.
Hiromu then took the beef and returned to the magnificent Buddha Palace.
At that time, a group of Bodhisattvas were still talking about Guangmu behind their backs.
In and out of the words, there are naturally more sarcasm such as patrol dogs and watchdogs.
Seeing him return, everyone restrained slightly, but looking at his gaze was still like looking at a clown who jumped off the beam.
This made Hirome's heart even more angry.
At this time, Lingshu asked nonchalantly, "Heavenly King, have you found anything?" ”
The corners of Guangmu's mouth hooked up a sneer: "I have indeed discovered that there are Taoist masters hiding here!" ”
What?
As soon as these words came out, the audience frowned.
Lingshu even showed a displeased gaze: "Heavenly King, didn't you just not invite you?" As for this? ”
Guangmu snorted coldly: "Don't misunderstand, without definite evidence, I don't dare to abuse the public and private interests of you noble bodhisattvas!" ”
Lingshu's eyes narrowed slightly: "Oh, that's the case, then tell me, who is a spy here?" ”
Guangmu smiled: "This, you have to try to know, of course, this has to be the cooperation of all the bodhisattvas." ”
As soon as the words fell, he raised his palm, and a large pile of beef appeared.
Everyone was puzzled.
But he heard him say: "Those who mix into the Buddha country are Taoist masters, and Taoism does not eat beef, and whoever does not eat it is a spy!" ”
"Ridiculous!"
This remark caused displeasure from the audience.
"Do you think this is a child's house? How can anyone decide whether to eat beef or not? ”
"Besides, are you beef? How does this seat feel, like something dirty? ”
"I don't eat it, see what you can do!"
Many black-faced and angry reprimands refused to cooperate.
Lingshu was also pale.
also said that he was not abusing his own private interests, he held a green cow banquet by himself, he came to such a show, it was obviously deliberate!
"Heavenly King, don't go overboard." Lingshu said angrily.
Who would have thought that Guangmu shouted directly: "Why do you refuse to cooperate, could it be that someone is colluding with Taoism and wants to cooperate with the outside?" ”
"Okay, since that's the case, I'll report it to the Buddhas."
"If you are really taken advantage of by outsiders today!"
"Let's see if you can afford the consequences!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the audience changed slightly.
Lingshu also frowned, and after some hesitation, he finally took a deep breath and smiled at the Bodhisattvas:
"Well, since you are ordered to check, you should cooperate."
"Anyway, it's a green cow feast, you should have a hors d'oeuvre, the poor monk is now going to bring the green cow, and after cooking it in public, you can enjoy the best deliciousness!"
Speaking of this, he looked at Guangmu with gloomy eyes and said: "Today, if you find out the fame, it's just that, if you can't find out, the king of heaven will do it himself!" ”
He let out cruel words, of course, it is impossible to kill Guangmu.
However, as a bodhisattva, if you really have the heart to rectify the other party, there are still many ways.
"Hmph, just watch." Guangmu didn't care, and said to the bodhisattvas: "Everyone, has anyone taken the initiative to try it?" ”
"I'm coming!"
Su likes wine and meat, and the wine worm Bodhisattva who also cultivates the number of happy roads volunteers to be the first to clear up the suspicion.
Hiromu then peeled off a slice of beef and threw it at him, and he ate it neatly.
However, when you bite into it, you will feel bitter and dry, and it is extremely unpalatable.
The Wine Worm Bodhisattva's face turned green on the spot, and he asked angrily, "Are you fucking sure it's beef, not dung?" ”
He didn't practice the three refuge and five precepts, and he couldn't help but burst into foul language.
The wide-eyed Heavenly King's face was flushed, and he wanted to laugh but it was inconvenient to laugh.
He was tempted to say.
What is that word called?
The black mud ball on the Buddha's body can be compared to dung?
"Ahem......" He coughed back a smile, and then he was about to explain, but just as he was about to speak, he saw the belly of the wine insect Bodhisattva, flashing Taoist purple qi.
The purple qi was extremely faint, but only a wisp.
But in the third eye of the wide eye, it is as dazzling as the stars in the night sky!
"You...... You ......" His face changed drastically, his eyes were shocked, and he stared at the Wine Worm Bodhisattva incredulously, and his speech became stammered.
……
And at the same time.
The two immortal monks were ordered by Lingshu to go to the forbidden spirit spring to bring the green cow.
The two were also talking, and their words were full of envy for those bodhisattvas.
"Taishang Laojun's mount, this is a green cow that has followed the saint!"
"I don't know how delicious and nourishing its flesh is."
"It's a pity that there are so many Bodhisattvas attending the banquet today, and our identity is destined to be unpleasant......"
"Alas......"
The two sighed as they soared to the Forbidden Spirit Spring, but they didn't know that within the auspicious clouds under their feet, a mosquito quietly followed.
This mosquito is naturally Lin Heng.
Soon, a dull wail came from ahead.
A spiritual spring sprinkled with scorching heavenly fire appeared in Lin Heng's sight.
And in the spiritual spring that was washed by the fire of heaven and filled with boiling water.
A green bull with its limbs nailed through and trapped in eight red gold locks.
is enduring torment, screaming in pain.
(End of chapter)