Charlie wasn't joking with Allen, and that same night, the brothers boarded a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

Charlie booked himself a first-class seat, but Alan could only squeeze pathetically into the economy class.

Fortunately, Allen is used to this kind of differential treatment.

A middle-aged man who is unemployed and divorced is not as good as a dog.

When Alan got on the plane, she saw a fat woman carrying a teddy into the first class cabin, and not only did she have a seat for herself, but she also reserved a first class seat for her dog.

Not long after the plane took off, Charlie and Alan met again at the door of the bathroom.

Charlie had just finished putting the water out, and Alan was about to go inside.

After all, it's his own brother, and since they've all met him, of course Charlie has to ask a fake question.

"Are you still used to sitting in the back?"

Alan shrugged and replied:

"It's good, except that the flight attendant will not provide kneeling service when she comes to the seat, and she will not secretly stuff your phone number, everything else is fine."

Charlie's face darkened on the spot.

The purpose of his first class flight was to fish for flight attendants.

This trick has been tried and tested in the past, but since 911, American Airlines' business has been greatly affected.

In order to cut expenses, many young and beautiful and skilled flight attendants have been laid off, and the rest are some "air mothers" who are old and yellow or have the right skin color.

Anyway, on this flight, Charlie didn't see a target that made him sensual.

I thought that this complaint would make Allen, who was sitting in economy class, feel more balanced, but Allen said that he was very good in economy class, and he liked it very much.

At the end, he also deliberately emphasized that this is definitely not angry talk.

After speaking, Charlie, who looked thoughtful, opened the door and entered the bathroom.

After draining the water, Alan looked in the mirror repeatedly in front of the sink to make sure that the hairstyle was okay before leaving the bathroom.

Back in the cabin, Alan saw a scene that shocked him.

Charlie actually sat in his seat and had a lively chat with the sexy Colombian girl next to him.

It must be said that Charlie's nose on the women's side is really doggy.

Alan didn't reveal the fact that there was a hot exotic beauty sitting next to him, but Charlie actually smelled it and found it.

An angry Allen stepped forward and asked Charlie loudly:

"Why are you here?"

"I just want to see how it's going in economy class, after all, you just lost your job and were swept out of the house by your ex-wife, and I'm really a little worried about you flying alone."

As he spoke, he glanced at Allen, which translates to - I need a wingman!

Normally, Alan would choose to cooperate with Charlie, but this time it was different.

Obviously, he met the hot Colombian beauty Golia next to him first, and he chatted happily with the other party before going to the toilet.

Charlie ran to cut in and cover for him.

Allen, of course, refused to do it.

"So the way you don't feel at ease is that I bought a first-class ticket by myself, and I can only sit in economy class."

Charlie looked at Allen with a shocked expression.

In fact, it wasn't shocking, because he had expected Allen to have such a reaction, and he played it all out.

"I thought you were so poor that you couldn't even pay the rent, so you could only take your son to live in my seaside villa temporarily, and I even paid for the ticket to New York this time, I was so surprised that you said such a thing!"

Alan was stunned on the spot.

He just didn't cooperate with Charlie's pickling girl, Charlie actually directly exposed his underwear.

This has seriously challenged Allen's dignity as a man.

But Charlie didn't intend to give Alan a chance to refute, and immediately said again:

"Okay, it's all my fault, I ignored that you also wanted to take first class, but fortunately there are still vacant seats over there, so I'll discuss with the flight attendant and upgrade for you."

I'm bolting to you!

Eren was so angry that his mouth crooked.

How could he not understand what Charlie had in mind.

Let him be promoted to first class, and Charlie will naturally occupy his seat so that he can talk to Golia, who is sitting next to him.

"No, I like to fly economy class, as you say, I am so poor that I need to rely on your good brother to support my life, and I am very satisfied with an economy class ticket."

After saying that, he walked to the seat with a hard face and asked Charlie to leave.

Charlie could only stand up and give up his seat to Alan.

But just when Alan thought he had won, Charlie sat on the seat next to the window on Golia's left.

Alan was stunned for a moment, and immediately told Charlie that there was someone in that seat.

Charlie nodded.

"I know, isn't it an old Mexican lady with glasses sitting here?"

Alan replied without doing what he thought:

"You know, let's go, that passenger looks very bad at first glance, I don't want you to get in trouble."

Unexpectedly, Charlie shook his head.

"On the contrary, I thought the old Mexican lady was very talkative, and I just offered to swap seats with her, and she was very reasonable and agreed."

Alan was stunned.

Nonsense, exchanging a first-class seat for an economy class seat will become reasonable for anyone.

At this time, Allen is no longer a situation where his dignity is damaged, and even his IQ feels deeply humiliated by Charlie.

Charlie winked at Allen triumphantly.

I gave you the opportunity to sit in first class, but you don't cherish it!

Alan was so angry that he directly put on the blindfold, indicating that he was going to sleep and told Charlie to shut up, otherwise he would call the flight attendant to drive him away.

"Are you really brothers? I mean you're both very funny, but you have very opposite personalities. ”

Gloria not only has a big heart, but also speaks loudly.

The accent also has a strong Colombian flavor.

Normally, such passengers are not very popular on the plane, but Goliath is an exception.

From the moment she sat down, she became the center of attention of all the men in the entire economy class.

Not only does she have a beautiful face at the level of a beauty pageant, but her figure is super good, and the key is that she is also very cool.

Even Charlie, who has read countless women, has to admit that the women who rolled the sheets before are not worth mentioning in front of Golia.

"Actually, I often wonder if Alan was adopted, because I don't look like him at all."

Charlie joked humorously.

Gloria covered her mouth when she heard this, and her laughter trembled.

It's really trembling!

directly looked at Charlie on the side with straight eyes.

Even Allen, who took off his blindfold and wanted to refute Charlie, was stunned by this shocking spectacle and forgot what he wanted to say for a while.

By the time Gloria stopped laughing, Alan was about to speak, but unfortunately Charlie took the lead.

"So Golia, did you go to New York this time to compete for the position of TV shopping host, just like Alan?"

Allen's mind, which had already been carried away by anger, suddenly calmed down after hearing this.

Yes, Goliath went to New York to apply for a job as a TV shopping host.

Once the application was successful, she and I became colleagues.

And Charlie will get out of the job directly after accompanying him to apply for the job and go back to Los Angeles to continue his life of drinking.

In the future, I will have a lot of time to contact Golia, and at this time, I can't be angry with Charlie at all.

Gloria nodded.

It was supposed to be a normal action, but it was completely out of shape when Golia made it.

Shake up and down, choppy!

Even Charlie and Allen's eyes swayed up and down, and they didn't dare to blink their eyelids, for fear of missing the wonderful picture.

"You may not believe it, I didn't decide to apply because I saw a job posting in the newspaper, I auditioned for a movie actress, but the producer called me and told me that I was not selected, but they recommended this TV shopping show to me, saying that there was a role in it that was very suitable for me."

Golia explained in standard Colombian English.

Charlie and Alan looked at each other.

It was Charlie who spoke first.

"Alan, I didn't look carefully at the job postings in the newspapers at the time, do you remember which positions were advertised on them? I'm referring to the position of a male presenter. ”

Alan understood Charlie's intentions in seconds, and immediately replied:

"There is really a position as a male host, and the role positioning requires a white man with a successful career."

Charlie's eyes lit up immediately.

Isn't that tailor-made for him?

Alan added.

"It's a pity that this position requires that the applicant must be at least 60 years old."

The smile on Charlie's face froze on the spot.

Allen, who had won back a city, proudly continued to talk to Goliath about the job application.

"You auditioned for that movie?"

Charlie, who came to his senses, immediately chimed in:

"The crew didn't choose you, it's definitely their loss, but it doesn't matter, I've written songs for many stars, and I can recommend you to them when I have the chance."

This has an unparalleled appeal to women who aspire to make a name for themselves in Hollywood.

Charlie relied on this trick to bring eight women back a week to roll the sheets.

One a day, weekend mixed doubles!

Alan knew that Charlie was bragging, and the star he knew was just an old woman who was out of the third line, and the other party still coveted Charlie's beauty, so he took the initiative to stuff the room card into Charlie's trouser pocket, but in the end he was rejected by Charlie ugly.

In order to prevent Goliath from being fooled, Alan immediately spoke.

"Do you really know a lot of big stars? Like Paris Hilton? ”

Charlie's face changed on the spot, and he looked at Allen and wanted to kill.

As we all know, Paris Hilton is not only unpopular in New York high society, but also not very popular in Hollywood.

Hollywood belongs to the new money class on the West Coast, and naturally looks down on Paris Hilton, who was born in an old money family on the East Coast.

This is why Paris is obviously not lacking in appearance, figure, and fame, and she is willing to spend money to praise herself, but she has made several movies in a row and the response has been mediocre, and she was even ridiculed by Hollywood for being a Hilton who is not popular.

Goliath was also shocked when she heard about it.

Charlie was embarrassed to admit that he had indeed written an advertising song for Paris.

Alan took advantage of the victory to pursue and continue to expose Charlie's old bottom.

"When I moved in with Charlie some time ago, Charlie asked my son Jack who the male celebrity he admired the most, and Jack replied that it was Jamie Dutton, the author of "Percy Jackson", Charlie said on the spot that he knew Jamie Dutton, and said that he would give Jack a copy of Jamie Dutton's autograph, but until now I have not seen any trace of this book."

Charlie immediately defended that Jack had later changed his mind and had decided not to worship Jamie Dutton anymore.

At the same time, Charlie proudly declared that he had become the new object of worship for his nephew Jack.

Allen didn't give face at all:

"That's because you promised Jack a hundred dollars, that's why he said that."

Charlie was annoyed by Allen's way of making trouble for himself everywhere, and emphasized loudly: "Can't a hundred dollars buy a Jamie Dutton autographed one?" I'm giving Jack an important life lesson, sometimes you can choose a smarter way to achieve your goals. ”

Alan shrugged.

"Really? That seems like I misunderstood you, but then again, a hundred dollars really can't buy Jamie Dutton's autograph. ”

Charlie gave Alan a serious look.

He decided to have a good talk with his brother.

The two came to the bathroom door again, and Charlie lowered his voice to warn Alan not to interfere with his good deeds.

"Don't forget, I bought you your ticket!"

Alan replied angrily:

"Thank you for remembering that you bought me a ticket, so do you remember why you bought me a ticket?"

Charlie immediately replied:

", of course I remember, you're going to New York to apply for a job as a TV shopping show host!"

Alan asked rhetorically:

"To be precise, you want me to apply for that position, and you promise to train me and pass the interview."

Charlie admits that he did say that, but is it any different from what he just said?

"Of course there is a difference!"

Alan emphasized:

"You said you wanted to help me, but what are you doing, you still don't forget to pick up girls on the plane!"

Charlie was even more aggrieved.

"That's right, I'm picking up girls, but I'm not all for you!"

Alan was directly stunned.

He had never seen such a brazen guy.

", have you forgotten what role the TV shopping host you're applying for is asking for? Flower scumbag! I was just showing you how to play a scumbag, and you're doing things against me everywhere! ”

Charlie had told countless lies before, but this one was definitely the most proud of him, because it was so much that even he was about to believe it.

At this moment, Golia's voice suddenly sounded in the aisle of the economy class.

"So the two scumbag gentlemen, can you let one go? I want to use the restroom. ”

Charlie and Alan turned their heads in unison, looking at Gloria who didn't know when they were standing in the aisle, and a thought popped up in their hearts.

Damn it!

Did she hear it all?

(End of chapter)