Chapter 435: Nine Hemorrhoids in Ten People

"Cracking the moral kidnapping?"

Li Qingzhao shook her head helplessly, as a scholar, she knows the harm of moral kidnapping best, and those sanctimonious people stand at the highest point of morality to accuse you regardless of your reasons and reasons, leaving you speechless.

In the battle of Dali, Dali died under the evil side of the locusts with people and many more people died in the war, although it was during the war, it was the hand of the southwest barbarians, and even the result was beneficial to the Great Song Dynasty, but the final sin fell on Fan Zheng's head.

And in the face of the moral kidnapping of a group of pedantic people, Fan Zheng has no reason to refute it, after all, the evil recipe for taking people as locusts comes from his hands.

"And judging from the concubine's body, it is not good for the husband to act now, and there is no scholar and doctor who have contributed to the husband." Li Qingzhao said worriedly.

Although Fan Zheng is a celebrity around the official family, he is not from a professional class, and he is already ranked as a fourth-grade official at a young age, which is the youngest official in the Great Song Dynasty.

Not to mention that Fan Zheng's promotion is achieved by military merits, whether it is the exclusion of scholars and doctors who are not from the imperial examination, or the tradition of the imperial court using literature to control martial arts, Fan Zheng is incompatible with the sergeant doctors of the court, and it is logical to suppress Fan Zheng.

Fan Zheng sneered: "If other officials are definitely helpless, but Fan is an evil doctor and doesn't care about fame, since the scholars and doctors kidnapped Fan Mou's morality, then Fan Mou will let them know what a broken jar is." ”

"Broken jar?"

Li Qingzhao couldn't help but look at Fan Zheng in amazement, although she didn't know what damage her husband had come up with, but she believed that this trick would definitely make the scholars extremely unhappy, but it made them helpless, and she seemed to belong to one of the scholars, and she didn't know what to do for a while.

Taiyi Temple!

Unlike Fan Zheng, who was morally kidnapped by a group of sanctimonious people, in the Taiyi Temple, all the healers regarded Fan Zheng as a god.

Because of the existence of Fan Zheng, he actually jumped to the Taiyi Temple, the Taiyi Office, the highest official Wupin, and became one of the important departments in the court, which not only promoted the official positions of the Taiyi, but also greatly enhanced the authority of the doctors, which is the glory that Fan Zheng got by destroying Dali for the doctors.

Even if everyone sneered at Fan Zheng, the doctor was not qualified to say that Fan Zheng was not at all.

"Thank you Mrs. Fan!"

The imperial doctors were grateful to Fan Zheng, and now they are all at least one level higher, and they have all been greatly improved, not to mention the huge improvement in social status.

Fan Zheng disagreed: "This is a trivial matter, the ultimate goal of the doctor is to become a member of the imperial court, and the Taiyi Temple will be satisfied." ”

"Medical!"

A group of imperial doctors couldn't help but be fascinated, if the medical department was completed, it would be equivalent to the six departments of the court, then wouldn't their doctors be all soaring.

If others said so, the doctors would definitely take it as a joke, but Fan Zheng had already promoted the Taiyi Department to the Taiyi Temple, and with the current momentum of the doctors, as well as Fan Zheng's status in the eyes of the officials, this goal was not without a chance to be achieved.

Even the Imperial Physician Ling Qian Yi couldn't help but be excited, if he could successfully promote the Taiyi Temple to the Ministry of Medicine, then wouldn't his position as the Imperial Physician Cheng be the Secretary of the Medical Department.

However, Qian Yi knew in his heart that there was only one candidate for the Shangshu of the Medical Department, and that was the Taiyi Cheng Fan Zheng in front of him, but he was not half jealous of this, after all, the Taiyi Department was promoted to the Taiyi Temple, and it was already pie in the sky that allowed him to be promoted to the third grade.

After Fan Zheng encouraged the doctors, he asked about the matter and said, "How is the progress of over-the-counter drugs now?" ”

A doctor said a little helplessly: "Back to Fan Taicheng, as soon as the over-the-counter drugs came out, the people of Kaifeng were very popular, and many common diseases, the people did not need to come to the doctor for consultation, they only needed to buy medicines to take them themselves, and they could even keep medicines at home, which was very convenient for the people." ”

Originally, traditional doctors were quite disgusted with over-the-counter drugs, but the fire of over-the-counter drugs in Kaifeng City once again proved that the evil doctor Fan Zheng had an excellent vision.

Fan Zheng nodded and said: "Since the pilot of over-the-counter drugs in Kaifeng City has been a great success, let's continue to promote the world and let over-the-counter drugs benefit the people of the world." ”

The group of imperial doctors wanted to speak and stopped, and finally set their eyes on the leading imperial doctor Ling Qian Yi.

Seeing this, Qian Yi reluctantly said: "Fan Taicheng, the over-the-counter drug pilot is indeed successful, which will certainly facilitate doctors and patients, and make pharmacists profitable, but it is not without flaws." ”

Fan Zheng arched his hand and said: "Please also ask the imperial doctor to speak bluntly!" ”

Qian Yi said solemnly: "Patients personally buy over-the-counter drugs to take their own medicines, and they do not prescribe them by the doctor, which has certain risks in itself. Not to mention that over-the-counter drugs are not purchased in hospitals, but handed over to a group of pharmacists to sell, but after all, pharmacists are businessmen, and there are not a few pharmacists who sell medicinal materials with shoddy and fake medicines. ”

It is not easy for the doctor to have today, and Qian Yi is naturally unwilling to put the doctor at risk again.

Fan Zheng nodded and said: "What the Imperial Doctor Order said is very true, there will indeed be risks in this regard, but the appearance of over-the-counter drugs also has more advantages than disadvantages. ”

Qian Yi argued: "Medicine is related to the health of the people, how can we, as doctors, know the disadvantages and ignore them." ”

A group of imperial doctors chimed in.

Fan Zheng waved his hand and said: "Fan naturally doesn't mean this, we are doctors, since we know that this strategy is extremely beneficial, although there are drawbacks, then we can open another party to cure its drawbacks, how can we waste food because of choking." ”

"Another side?" The healers looked at Fan and looked at each other.

Although they all believed in Fan Zheng's medical skills, they were not sensitive to Fan Zheng's evil prescriptions, because every evil prescription of Fan Zheng made them like a fish in their throats and a man's back.

Qian Yi said cautiously: "I don't know what Fan Taicheng's recipe is!" ”

Fan Zheng said solemnly: "The major cities in the world are already full of hospitals, and as soon as the over-the-counter drugs come out, the world will be laid out as quickly as possible, which will inevitably damage the reputation of my doctor." ”

A group of doctors nodded awkwardly, not only did there be black-hearted pharmacists, but also black-hearted doctors.

Fan Zheng continued: "There used to be only a small Taiyi Department in the medical family, and there was no spare energy for this situation, but now the Taiyi Department has been promoted to the Taiyi Temple, and the official position and grade have risen, so it is natural to bear more responsibilities. ”

"More responsibility?"

The imperial doctors looked at each other, vaguely expecting some expectations in their hearts, but they didn't dare to speculate.

Fan Zheng looked at a group of imperial doctors, where did he not know everyone's speculation, and said directly: "Medical disputes or fake and shoddy medicinal materials have always been handled by the government, but officials are not proficient in medicine, and if you want to solve the stubborn diseases of doctors, you also need people who are proficient in medicine. ”

"The Great Song Dynasty has set up a Tai Yi Department!"

As soon as Fan Zheng said this, the imperial doctors were in an uproar.

There are fifteen roads in the administrative area of the Great Song Dynasty, that is, the doctors need to add fifteen Taiyi Offices at once, and they have just been promoted from the Taiyi Department to the Taiyi Temple.

That is to say, the official family of the physician family has increased by as much as fifteen times at once, and they, the imperial doctors, can divide this feast of power, which is an irresistible temptation for the imperial doctors.

"Fan Taicheng is wise!"

A group of doctors who were originally worried about over-the-counter drugs immediately raised their hands in agreement, if it were not for the risk of over-the-counter drugs, how could doctors open Tai Yi offices in all parts of the world.

Seeing this, Fan Zheng added another fire and said: "The doctor is the Taiyi Temple, and the biggest limit can only be the establishment of the Taiyi Department in all directions.

"Shhh

Suddenly, all the imperial doctors couldn't help but gasp, even if this situation was just an idea, it was extremely difficult for them to restrain themselves, at that time, the medical department was in the court, all over the world, how brilliant the doctor would be.

"Will the doctor really be able to do that day?

Even the Imperial Physician Ling Qian Yi couldn't help but be fascinated and couldn't help muttering.

Fan Zheng nodded solemnly and said, "It must be possible!" Of course, the premise is that the doctor really does the hanging pot to help the world, and all the doctors strive to achieve it, this day will definitely come, and all those who destroy the doctor's plan will be severely punished once they are discovered. ”

After using his official position to show grace, Fan Zheng once again exerted his power, and promulgated the supervision and punishment methods for the Tai Yi Department.

"I'll do as I was told!"

In the Taiyi Temple, all the doctors said solemnly.

Seeing this, Fan Zheng nodded with satisfaction, and said loudly: "If you want to make the medical department rank in the court, the most important thing is to let the doctor's medical skills continue to improve, especially the common diseases, the doctor needs to gather more doctors to overcome." ”

"What Fan Taicheng said is very true!"

The imperial physician Ling Qian Yi nodded approvingly, the reason why the doctor can have today's glory is not only because Fan Zheng is favored, but more importantly, he has become a forensic doctor, so that the doctor's medical skills have been greatly improved, overcoming one incurable disease after another, especially the prevalent diseases, once a cure is found, it is enough for thousands of people in the Song Dynasty to benefit from it.

Fan Zheng said solemnly: "So the stubborn disease we want to study today is hemorrhoids!" ”

"Hemorrhoids?"

The imperial doctors immediately smiled bitterly, Fan Zheng is indeed the hero of the doctor, but his nature of messing around with evil prescriptions has not changed, hemorrhoids are the most filthy diseases in the human body, and the imperial doctors are very taboo about it.

Seeing this, Fan Zheng sneered: "There is a saying among the people: ten people have nine hemorrhoids, although this statement is exaggerated, but there are tens of millions of people with hemorrhoids in the world, how can such a wide range of diseases be avoided because of filth, is it not against the sincere oath of the great doctor." ”

"What Fan Taicheng taught me a lesson!"

A group of imperial physicians were taught.

Imperial Physician Ling Qian Yi frowned and said: "Hemorrhoids in the world are indeed extremely common, but they are a chronic disease, and they are even more in the human body, so I can't start. ”

"According to our findings, hemorrhoids are caused by squatting for a long time or constipation too hard when the human body is defecation, not caused by various disease sources, and cannot be prevented at all!" The other imperial doctors also nodded.

Although doctors pay more attention to prevention than cure, and have discovered the theory that the source of all diseases is alive, hemorrhoids can neither be prevented, nor can they have the source of the disease, and they have no idea where to start.

Fan Zheng shook his head and said: "Since we found out that it was caused by defecation, let's vigorously promote the doctor's toilet, so that the force can be reduced, and the occurrence of hemorrhoids can be reduced." ”

A group of imperial doctors couldn't help but be stunned, they were doctors, and they even wanted to sell toilets, but what Fan Zheng said was not unreasonable, using toilets does have certain benefits for hemorrhoids patients.

"Moreover, hemorrhoids are traumatic injuries after all, and since they are traumatic injuries, can't hemorrhoids be operated on, and intestinal anastomosis is not a problem in the doctor's home." Fan Zheng proposed another solution.

Yang Jie nodded and said, "Theoretically feasible!" The TCM Hospital will test this method as soon as possible and strive to achieve it as soon as possible. ”

The doctors sighed helplessly, and this time they were preempted by the Chinese medicine hospital. They thought about it, and if they wanted to overcome hemorrhoids, they were afraid that only surgery could do it.

Fan Zhenglang said: "Ten people have nine hemorrhoids, but not all hemorrhoids will be sick, and even many hemorrhoids will heal on their own. ”

"Toilet chips!"

A group of doctors couldn't help but be stunned, you must know that the toilet chip is the most commonly used toilet tool for the people of the Great Song Dynasty, and almost everyone can't do without him.

"Why is that?" Qian Yi was puzzled.

Fan Zhenglang said: "Because the reason why hemorrhoids will cause disease is because of the infection of various disease sources, and the toilet chips are too hard, it is easy to scratch, and eventually the source of hemorrhoids will be infected with hemorrhoids, resulting in the onset of disease." ”

The healers were silent.

Because what Fan Zheng said is not unreasonable, the people in the world go to the toilet very simply, compared with what clods, leaves, pebbles, toilet chips are already the best thing, cheap and simple, this is the large-scale popularization, of course, there is a better way for dignitaries and nobles, that is, to use soft silk to go to the toilet.

Yang Jie shook his head gloomily and said, "Silk is too expensive, ordinary people can't afford it." ”

The imperial doctors nodded one after another, and what Yang Jie said was very true, not only that ordinary people could not afford to use it, but even they might not be able to afford to use silk to go to the toilet.

Fan Zheng nodded solemnly: "Therefore, the doctor should find a new toilet thing, which can take into account both the cheapness of the toilet chip and the softness of the silk." ”

Qian Yi shook his head and said, "How is it possible, how can there be such a thing in the world." ”

The other doctors also shook their heads, Fan Zheng's idea was good, but it was too whimsical.

Fan Zheng said loudly: "Of course, there is a way to do both things in this world, during the Qin and Han dynasties, the people needed to use heavy bamboo slips to write, it is said that Qin Shi Huang approved the folding as high as one hundred and twenty catties a day, and it is not easy to store, there are only two ways to write in the world, one is to use cheap bamboo slips, one is to use expensive silk or sheepskin, until a person appears, he found the law of both worlds. ”

"Cai Lun Paper!" Yang Jie blurted out his debut.

Yang Jie was stunned suddenly, and suddenly looked at Fan Zhengdao: "You actually want to let the people of the world use paper to go to the toilet?" ”

"Not bad!" Fan Zheng nodded. (End of chapter)