The entire vertical arch hall was excited, and they condemned Fan Zheng one after another.

They all guessed that Fan Zheng didn't have a good heart, but they didn't expect Fan Zheng to use such a method to fight back against their moral kidnapping, which directly offended their rebellion.

"Toilet with paper?" This time, even Zhao Xu was dumbfounded by Fan Zheng's evil formula.

Fan Zheng nodded and said, "Paper is the best choice, and at the same time, it has the softness of silk, and it is comparable to the cheapness of toilet chips, which is the best substitute, which is enough to save the palace a lot of expenses every year." ”

Zhao Xu couldn't help but smile bitterly, Fan Zheng's method was not wrong, but he looked at the Manchu Dynasty doctor who wanted to eat people, once he wanted to use paper to go to the toilet, I am afraid that he would face the advice of the ministers every day, it was better to use silk honestly.

"Presumptuous! Paper is the inheritance of civilization, carrying etiquette, and how can it be easy to insult wantonly! Zhang Dian said angrily.

Every scholar in the world treats paper as a treasure, and if it is wasted, it will be reprimanded and blamed, and where can it tolerate the use of paper to go to the toilet.

Fan Zheng frowned and retorted: "Paper was invented by the eunuch Cai Lun, and it was not created by literati, how do you feel that there are only literati in the world who use paper?" ”

Fan Zheng's rhetorical question made Zhang Dian stunned for a moment, Cai Lun is a eunuch, as a scholar who dislikes eunuchs the most, and it seems that it is indeed a little unreasonable to monopolize the paper.

"Although paper was invented by the eunuch Cai Lun, it is a precedent for carrying words, representing the inheritance of the Tang Dynasty. Yang Wei said angrily.

Fan Zheng picked up the snow-white toilet paper and said disapprovingly: "Who uses words to go to the toilet, it is full of black ink, isn't it a burying person?" The toilet paper made by the doctor is all brand new and white, without a word, and it is not counted as a written paper. ”

"Fan Taicheng don't want to take words out of context, don't let the use of words so paper means that even the discarded paper can't be used, in order to save paper for students to use, you let the doctor make paper to go to the toilet, there are thousands of people in the world, I'm afraid all the paper of the world's students is not enough to use the toilet." Cai Jing reprimanded angrily.

Fan Zheng tore his hands and distributed the toilet paper in his hand to the ministers and said: "The toilet paper made by the doctor is made of the cheapest reeds, and the traditional paper is made of wood and bamboo. ”

Baiguan touched the soft paper in his hand, and couldn't help frowning, such soft paper really can't be used for writing, not to mention that reeds are not the best material for making paper, and there is indeed very little conflict.

"And as Lord Cai said, my Great Song Dynasty has a population of 10,000, if everyone uses toilet paper to go to the toilet, even if one person spends ten wen a year, it is a big business of at least 100,000 yuan a year, how many people will be fed, and how much taxes will be added to the Great Song Dynasty, Lord Cai is proficient in finance, so it should be easy to calculate." Fan Zheng and the reverse will be a military road.

"100,000 dollars!"

The Manchu Dynasty couldn't help but be stunned, 100,000 yuan is a million, so the toilet paper is indeed a big deal.

As for whether the people of the world will use toilet paper, they are convinced of this, because toilet paper is cheap, both cheap and soft, and it is the best toilet in the world.

"But even if it's toilet paper, it's paper!" Yang Wei said unwillingly.

For a long time, paper has been a sacred thing in the hearts of literati, and it cannot be desecrated at all.

Fan Zheng said proudly: "This is indeed paper, but it is also a medicine, not to mention that toilet paper is inexpensive, can prevent hemorrhoids, in reality many parasitic diseases are transmitted by fecal-oral transmission, among which toilet chips are one of the tools for the transmission of parasitic diseases, and the toilet paper discarded immediately after use can greatly reduce the spread of parasitic diseases." ”

"Paper as medicine!"

Fan Zheng used toilet paper as a medicine for doctors, which suddenly left the Manchu officials with no reason to refute.

After all, the emergence of toilet paper can not only allow the palace and dignitaries to save a lot of money, but also have medical value, as well as a large market of millions.

"Okay, this thing is indeed beneficial to the country and the people, and in the future, the palace will change the silk into toilet paper."

Zhao Xu saw that Fan Zheng had won a complete victory, and immediately spoke out to help.

"The officials are thrifty, and the ministers cooperate!"

Fan Zheng arched his hand, and for a while, the monarch and the ministers were harmonious and happy.

Although the Manchu Dynasty Doctor was unwilling, he was helpless, after all, paper was invented by the eunuch Cai Lun, not their confinement, plus Fan Zheng used paper as medicine in the name of a doctor, plus the current situation of ten people with nine hemorrhoids, they couldn't refute it at all.

"Evil Doctor Fan Zheng!"

Seeing that the overall situation had been decided, Yang Wei gritted his teeth in his heart and said, he naturally knew that Fan Zheng's move was to prevent hemorrhoids and parasitic diseases on the one hand, and I was afraid that on the other hand, it was to counter their moral kidnapping of him.

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"Rebel, why do you still provoke those rotten people!"

In Fan's mansion, Fan Chunli angrily reprimanded Fan Zheng, knowing his son Mo Ruo's father, as a father, how could he not understand his son, Fan Zheng must have prepared toilet paper a long time ago, and deliberately stimulated those scholars and doctors in the court.

Fan Zheng said dissatisfiedly: "To provoke those corrupt Confucians, they were the first to bully the children, the children destroyed Dali for the Great Song Dynasty, and the court has rewarded them greatly, but they still point fingers at the children, how can the children not fight back." ”

Fan Chunli said helplessly: "Those rotten Confucians are very stubborn, don't say it's you, even the official family is not less played by them, there is a father on the side to help, it won't take a few days for them to stop, and you actually use toilet paper to provoke them, I'm afraid it's hard to be good this time." ”

Fan Zheng snorted coldly: "It's good, my Great Song Dynasty has been weak for a long time, it is this group of civil officials who wantonly suppressed the generals, today the child has won the merit of destroying the country, if he is still holding his tail to be a man, then the Great Song Dynasty will completely lose his backbone, and he will be disappointed by the bold words that the child made in "Young Song Said". ”

Ma Shi on the side was also indignant and said: "This paper is not created by literati, can it still be monopolized, in my opinion, toilet paper is a good thing, discarded when used, cheap and convenient, if those rotten Confucians are not used to it, they don't use it, I think they can last for a long time?" ”

Ma is not only to support his son, when the toilet paper was delivered to Fan's house, Ma was immediately impressed by it, not to mention that it can save a lot of money for Fan's house every year.

"What my mother-in-law said is very true!" Li Qingzhao also supported her husband with both hands.

Fan Chunli also sighed helplessly, he also knew the convenience of toilet paper, and it would definitely be popular in the Great Song Dynasty, but the more widely toilet paper spread, the more dissatisfied those scholars would be with Fan Zheng.

Sure enough, when the toilet paper appeared in Kaifeng City, it immediately caused a sensation in the city.

First of all, the first to buy is hemorrhoids patients, the so-called ten people nine hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids patients in Kaifeng City is not a few, in order to reduce the incidence of hemorrhoids, they became the first batch of users of toilet paper.

Secondly, it is the wealthy businessmen and magnates of Kaifeng City, they have a lot of money, but also good at calculation, the use of silk consumes a lot every year, if you switch to the same soft and cheap toilet paper, but greatly reduce expenses, they are just rich, and not stupid, saving money will naturally not refuse.

All of a sudden, the pharmacies in Kaifeng City immediately flowed in an endless stream, most of them came for toilet paper.

In Liu's pharmacy, the shopkeeper Liu looked at the people of Kaifeng who were rubbing shoulders, and couldn't help but secretly rejoice, if he hadn't chosen to cooperate with doctors to promote over-the-counter drugs in the current affairs, this wave of toilet paper wealth might not have been his turn at all.

With the popularization of toilet paper in Kaifeng City, its convenience was immediately widely known, and even ordinary people have given up toilet chips and chose toilet paper, after all, Kaifeng City is the richest place in the world, and the per capita income is not low, and there is no burden on using toilet paper.

"Who is it? What about waiting for you to use paper to go to the toilet? ”

In the Yang Mansion, Yang Wei rushed out of the thatched house and asked angrily.

He Yang Wei thinks that he is a scholarly family, cherishes paper, and even reprimands the evil doctor Fan Zheng on the street for using paper to go to the toilet.

But who would have thought that the slap in the face would come so quickly, and it was only a few days before he used toilet paper in his own home.

Mrs. Yang, who rushed to hear the news, said aggrievedly: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, today the concubine went to the hospital to see her child, and found that her child had roundworm disease, and Lang Zhong prescribed roundworm medicine, and specially ordered not to use toilet chips to avoid cross-infection." The old man has always been thrifty, and he is not allowed to use silk to go to the toilet, and what else can he use without toilet paper? ”

Yang Wei stayed there for a moment, his face was blue and uncertain, one was the threat of roundworm, and the other was his face.

Mrs. Yang said again: "Besides, now the entire Kaifeng City is using toilet paper, not to mention other powerful people, even the official family is also using it, how can we not use it." ”

Yang Wei wanted to refute, but he was speechless, and could only acquiesce to the matter.

The same thing is happening in the homes of many scholars, some of whom dislike the waste of silk, some of whom have hemorrhoids in their families, and some of whom follow the trend, after all, the use of toilet paper is a trend nowadays.

The family members of a dignified Song Dynasty official are still using toilet chips that may infect parasites, and if it spreads, they will definitely be despised by other dignitaries and nobles, and even avoid them.

Even more embarrassing is when someone else comes to visit, and if you don't have toilet paper, it won't be long before you become a joke in the elite circles.

In the general environment, the limelight of toilet paper swept Kaifeng City at an unstoppable speed, and spread to all parts of the Great Song Dynasty at a rapid speed.

"Evil Doctor Fan Zheng!"

The doctors gritted their teeth, but now they are using toilet paper at home, and they are helpless against Fan Zheng because of their losses.

"Good means!"

In Fan's mansion, Li Qingzhao looked at Fan Zheng with a look of adoration.

Overcoming the anger of the literati, everyone knows that the appearance of toilet paper has only advantages and no disadvantages, Li Qingzhao is a man of the hour in the circle of high-ranking officials and noblewomen, and he knows the upper class of Kaifeng City well, so he naturally knows that his husband let a group of scholars and doctors eat coptis dumbly.

Fan Zheng smiled and said, "That's it, how powerful the means of being a husband are, doesn't Mrs. know yet." ”

Seeing Fan Zheng's evil smile, Li Qingzhao couldn't help but blush, where did he not know his husband's thoughts.

"Oops! You don't have to move your hands and feet, Zhi'er has just fallen asleep! Li Qingzhao suddenly felt a pair of big hands attacking, and suddenly exclaimed.

"Asleep, isn't it just right, don't delay us!" Fan Zheng immediately turned into a hungry wolf and pounced.

In an instant, the whole room was filled with spring, but suddenly an exclamation came, which suddenly made the two of them no longer have the interest they had before.

"Nao'er wets the bed!"

Fan Zheng suddenly felt a burst of warmth, and hurriedly got up, only to find that the bed had already been flooded.

"Hurry up and change the sheets!" Li Qingzhao picked up Fan Zhi and said hurriedly.

The husband and wife were in a hurry for a while, and then Fan Zhi settled down, but at this moment, the two of them suddenly became happy.

"This stinky boy!"

Fan Zheng said hatefully.

Li Qingzhao glanced at Fan Zheng and said angrily: "Which child's child hasn't wetted the bed, and you are still angry with the child." ”

Fan Zheng said in his heart: "I thought of a good idea for my husband, and I will definitely let Zhi'er never wet the bed again!" ”

"How is that possible?"

Li Qingzhao didn't believe it at all, it was natural for children to wet the bed, and even the prince couldn't escape bedwetting.

Fan Zheng said proudly: "It is impossible for others, but it is impossible for the husband to be the evil doctor Fan Zheng, what is impossible!" ”

If it is at other times, I am afraid that it will not be possible, and now that he has created toilet paper instead of silk in Da Song, it is natural for him to create diapers instead of diapers.

On the second day, Fan Zheng began to develop diapers!

"You're ............."

Li Qingzhao learned that Fan Zheng actually used paper as a raw material to make diapers, and he was immediately angry.

It was not easy for her to accept that Fan Zheng had created toilet paper, and now Fan Zheng actually used paper to make diapers, and if it was spread, it would definitely anger the doctors again.

Fan Zheng asked rhetorically: "Do you still want to sleep soundly in the middle of the night, and then be woken up by Zhi'er's bedwetting?" ”

"Ugh!"

Li Qingzhao was speechless for a moment, taking care of children is the most troublesome, especially young children, who need to urinate in the middle of the night every day, so that their mothers can't sleep all night, if there are diapers, then taking care of children will definitely be much easier.

"Really?"

Li Qingzhao said half-convinced.

Fan Zheng nodded and said: "Although this thing is called diapers, it does not use a lot of paper, mainly using some items with good water absorption and harmless to the baby, which can absorb more than 100 times the water of its own and keep it dry, which is enough to ensure that Zhi'er can sleep peacefully." ”

At the moment, Fan Zheng personally made diapers for Fan Zhi, and after several changes, the most original diapers were finally completed.

A good night's sleep! It wasn't until the sun rose high that Fan Zhi opened his eyes dimly and climbed into Li Qingzhao's arms.

"Zhi'er is awake!"

Li Qingzhao saw the already bright sky outside the window, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart, babies need to wet the bed at least once or twice a night, and this time, Fan Zhi actually slept soundly all night without waking up.

Fan Zheng was also awakened, picked up Fan Zhi and saw that the diapers had become swollen, so he skillfully changed a brand new diaper for Fan Zhi and discarded it casually!

"As soon as this thing comes out, it will definitely make the world's mothers very relaxed." Li Qingzhao was once again impressed, as a mother, she has a deep understanding of raising children, and the appearance of diapers allows her mother to finally sleep well.

Fan Zheng said proudly: "What's more, diapers are extremely absorbent, which can prevent the infection caused by the baby's red buttocks and the flooding of the groin. ”

"Hey!"

Li Qingzhao sighed helplessly, she knew that as soon as the diapers came out, those scholars would definitely be dissatisfied, but after looking at Fan Zhi, who had been sleeping all night, she still swallowed the words of persuasion.

As a literati, she may be dissatisfied with diapers, but as a mother, she is a beneficiary of the appearance of diapers, let alone her own children. (End of chapter)