"Have you eaten? I'm having lunch, why don't we talk while we eat? ”

Li Yu wanted to figure out the reason for the frying machine, but he was worried that Lu Bu's description was inaccurate, so let's eat it first, the sauerkraut and white meat stewed vermicelli have to be eaten hot, and it won't taste good when it's cold.

Lu Bu remembered the braised pork he had eaten last time, and swallowed his saliva:

"Brother Wei has been busy fiddling with drones and didn't care about eating, so you're really a little hungry when you say that."

When the two came to the restaurant, Lu Bu stared directly at the program on the TV, with curiosity on his face:

"What is this?"

"TV, I'll explain this to you later, eat first."

He served Lu Bu a large bowl of rice, cut some sour cabbage and boiled pork belly slices and put them in the pot of the induction cooker, turned up the heat, and with the sound of gurgling, the sour smell began to permeate the restaurant.

"Gluttonous brother!"

Lu Bu sniffed, picked up the sauerkraut and white meat in the pot with chopsticks, and ate it in a big gulp.

The Han Dynasty was a meal system, and I originally thought he was not adaptable, but I didn't expect to get started so quickly, and I could make a spicy hot pot when I turned around, and I was afraid of being spicy when I saw the God of War of the Three Kingdoms.

"Brother Xian, what kind of dish is this? Why haven't I seen it? ”

Lu Bu took a bite of sauerkraut, and immediately fell in love with this kind of sour and crispy raw dish, eating chopsticks one after another, and couldn't stop at all.

Li Yu picked up a chopstick vermicelli and put it in a bowl, and said while eating:

"It's sauerkraut, it's pickled with cabbage...... Cabbage is a vegetable that only existed in the Ming Dynasty, and it is normal that you have not seen it for more than 1,000 years since the Han Dynasty. ”

It's a pity that Lu Bu has been displaced in the original book and doesn't have his own territory, otherwise he can get some crop seeds for him and let him promote a wave, which can save some hungry people.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, due to years of war, many people became hungry and displaced.

Some women and children were even made into military rations, and Cheng Yu under Cao Cao was specifically engaged in this.

It is still necessary to let the war subside as soon as possible, so that the people can recuperate and the population can grow.

Lu Bu devoured it, and Li Yu was worried that it would not be enough, so he brought some hot pot balls and luncheon meat and put them in the sauerkraut pot and boiled them.

Then I took two plates, scooped some garlic paste, drizzled with light soy sauce and sesame oil, and finally some chili oil, and ate the dipping sauce of the sauerkraut white meat pot and it was ready.

"Let's try this dipping sauce, it's a perfect match for the sauerkraut pot."

Li Yu took his dipping dish and made a demonstration, Lu Bu immediately picked up a piece of pork belly and repeated it in a similar way, and then indulged in deliciousness:

"The emperor is above, there is such a delicacy in the world? Brother Xian, you really opened my brother's eyes! ”

The gods of the Three Kingdoms were about to eat and scream, Li Yu waited for him to eat for a while, and then asked curiously:

"You recall the process of blowing up the machine, and I will search for the cause of the failure."

Lu Bu sandwiched a peeing cow pill and put it on a plate:

"The operation has been normal before, and I also saw a palace maid running around naked...... But when I clicked the button to return, it suddenly went out of control, and I couldn't do anything......"

One-click return?

Li Yu took his mobile phone and began to search in the drone forum, and then saw the explanation:

"When using one-button return, you must make sure that there are multiple satellite signals before you can use them, and weak satellite signals are the main reason for blowing up the plane."

He slapped his thigh and said with a smile:

"Sure enough, I found the reason, it's the weak satellite signal, brother, next time you can see how many guards are there...... Wait, it seems that the Han Dynasty does not have satellites yet. ”

Damn, in a place where there are no satellites at all, use a one-button return, no wonder you blow up the plane.

But if you find the reason, you can be targeted.

Li Yu said to Lu Bu:

"In the future, you can't use a key to return home, you have to use the full manual mode to operate, otherwise it will be blown up next time."

Lu Bu put down his chopsticks with a decadent face:

"The drones have blown up, where is the next time?"

Li Yu smiled:

"I bought a new one, you can bring it back later, it just so happens that the battery charger on the old machine can still be used, and the tablet doesn't need to be replaced."

New one again?

Lu Bu suddenly became happy:

"Brother Xian, you really helped my brother a lot!"

He picked up his chopsticks and resumed eating.

After eating several balls in a row, I reacted:

"The drone was bought? That's a lot of gold, right? ”

He patted his head, then reached into his clothes, and felt for a piece of golden metal and placed it on the dining table:

"It's my brother's fault, I forgot that you need expenses here, is this piece of gold cake enough...... It's a pity that the 1,000 taels of gold sent by Dong Gong were distributed by me to the soldiers, otherwise they would have been brought to you. ”

Dong Gong?

Li Yu asked curiously:

"Are you with Dong Zhuo?"

"Well, I talked to Li Su for a long time that day, and I used the liquor given by my brother to get him drunk, and after he left, I took a bottle of liquor for my brother and gave it to my father-in-law Ding Yuan, I didn't want him to die in a drunken dream after drinking......"

Wow, if he doesn't kill Ding Yuan, he will die because of Lu Bu, is this a coincidence or is the rules of the original novel at work?

Li Yu asked curiously:

"And how did you deal with it?"

Lu Bu put a piece of luncheon meat into his mouth and briefly explained the whole thing.

After Ding Yuan's death, he originally wanted to cut off his head and defect directly to Dong Zhuo, but remembering Li Yu's confession and the infamy of the three family slaves, he changed his strategy.

He first knelt in front of the corpse and cried, and then ordered the whole army to hang up white clothes and white armor to mourn Ding Yuan.

Many ministers in the DPRK and China came to mourn when they heard the news, and Lu Bu received them seriously, saying that he would say how my father was, and he was still guarding the coffin when he was buried, which moved many ministers.

Dong Zhuo came to mourn in a fake appearance, gave a lot of promises, and named Lu Bu as the cavalry captain, and replaced Ding Yuan as the ruling Jinwu guarding the palace.

In this way, Lu Bu and the Bingzhou army joined Dong Zhuo's command.

However, unlike in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, this time he did not recognize his father-in-law, Dong Zhuo once hinted that Lu Bu shirked it every time on the grounds of "unforgettable kindness of his deceased father".

But the more this is the case, the more Dong Zhuo likes it, and takes Lu Bu with him wherever he goes.

My day, brother, have you ever studied in Chinese opera...... After Li Yu heard this, he was shocked.

This response, a proper actor-level performance!

Of course, it is also possible that the two really have a father-son relationship, after all, it is written in the book that Dong Zhuo found that Ding Yuan trusted Lu Bu very much, so he wanted to buy it with a red rabbit horse.

In the original plot of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu was able to touch the head of the bed and cut off Ding Yuan's head during the second watch, also because Ding Yuan trusted him, otherwise the tent of the commander of the first army would not be so easy to enter.

It's just that this description is too simplistic, and Lu Bu is like a marionette, with no character of his own at all.

On the contrary, when Wang Yun killed Dong Zhuo with a beauty trick, Lu Bu showed the reaction that a righteous son should have, he first hesitated, and then felt that it was against the ethics of father and son, until Wang Yun was repeatedly brainwashed, and then he made up his mind to do it.

"It's delicious!"

Lu Bu scooped up the vegetables, picked up the pot and blew it on his mouth, and then drank all the sauerkraut soup in small sips, and then burped contentedly.

Taking advantage of this gap, Li Yu told him about what was going to happen in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms world.

For example, Cao Cao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo with a gem-studded seven-star knife, fled Luoyang, and began to contact various princes to crusade against Dong Zhuo, and finally made a wedding dress for Yuan Shao.

There is also the debut of Liu Bei's three brothers, Tiger Prison Guan Sanying vs. Lu Bu.

After that, Dong Zhuo sent troops everywhere to raise food, excavated the emperor's tomb, moved the capital to Chang'an, and set fire to the entire Luoyang City in order to prevent the people from following.

The fire burned for several months, causing a tragic situation in the world where "white bones are exposed in the wilderness, and there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles".

Lu Bu clenched his fists when he heard this, and his eyes widened:

"Hateful old thief, you have lost your conscience so much, I, Lu Bu, swear to kill you!"

He took a sip of the freshly brewed Zhengshan Xiaozhong with the teacup handed by Li Yu, calmed down his mood, and then asked:

"Why did I kill Dong Zhuo?"

"Wang Yun used Diao Chan as a bait to use the beauty trick to make you and Dong Zhuo turn against each other, and then provoke you to kill Dong Zhuo step by step."

When Lu Bu heard this, he waved his hand:

"In this case, if you are a brother, you will plan it, and when you see Diao Chan in the future, I will bring her to you."

It's true? Talking counts? Can you make a note or something? I'm a little worried about your character...... Li Yu muttered a few words silently in his heart, but didn't dare to say it.

Lu Bu sat for a while and got up to take his leave.

Li Yu brought the new drone over, and packed him a bag of finished sauerkraut, loaded with some vermicelli, cabbage, hot pot balls, and a few flashlights and a large box of wholesale lighters.

He said to Lu Bu:

"Brother, now is one of the few leisure times you have, it's time to win over people to develop your own team."

Lu Bu also knew this, and he planned to share the sauerkraut he brought with his subordinates and generals today.

"But my brother doesn't have a strategist, so I don't know what to do."

No strategists?

Li Yu thought seriously for a moment, and suddenly thought that there was a top strategist in the Xiliang Army who was not well-known until the Chang'an Rebellion - the poisoner Jia Xu.

"Jia Xu?"

Lu Bu pondered for a moment, and then said:

"It seems that in the Taiwei Mansion, the commander of Pingjin is far away...... When I got back, I went to inquire, and if there was such a person, there was a high probability that this flashlight would be able to replace him. ”

After Lu Bu left, Li Yu hadn't come back to his senses.

The five great strategists are actually only worth a flashlight...... Then I will exchange these things for a gold cake, is it too much of a loss?

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