Chapter 017: Lu Bu is really ...... I can't bring it! 【Ask for a commuter pass】

"Isn't this guy Lu Bu sleeping?"

Li Yu muttered and sat up and rubbed his eyes, and found that it was only six o'clock in the morning, and it was not yet bright outside.

Catch Ming'er and give him the key to the door, otherwise if it goes on like this, the newly installed big wooden door is estimated to fall apart early.

Turning over and getting out of bed and getting dressed, Li Yu came outside and saw Brother Dao, who was sleeping with a plush little dolphin, also yawning and yawning, and was obviously woken up.

"Go back to sleep, and I'll go down and see."

After speaking, he went down the stairs, walked through the living room to the courtyard, and was just about to go to the gate to open the door, when a head wearing a golden crown suddenly poked out from the wall not far away:

"Ha, Brother Xian finally woke up from his sleep, so Brother Wei won't go over the wall."

Opening the door, Lu Bu walked in with a smile on his face, looking in a very good mood.

Li Yu asked curiously:

"Is there any joy for my brother to come over so early in the morning?"

Lu Bu waved his hand:

"I can't talk about happy events, but I found Jia Xu, the little old man didn't want to come to my barracks, so he was dragged all the way through the streets and alleys by his brother and thrown into the barracks."

Li Yu hadn't woken up a little bit, but when he heard this, he suddenly felt excited.

Brother, you are really an old birthday star hanged - you don't want to live anymore.

Who is Jia Xu?

That is a well-known poisoner in the Three Kingdoms and even in the entire history of China, especially when it comes to his own body, he has no bottom line at all.

For example, after Dong Zhuo's death, Wang Yun refused to pardon the Xiliang army, and the soldiers planned to divide their luggage and flee for their lives.

Jia Xu stood up, gathered this group of Xiliang defeated soldiers in a few words, and fought back to Chang'an.

They not only captured Chang'an, but also forced Wang Yun to death, forced Lu Bu away, and controlled the court, and the entire land of Sanqin was about to be devastated by this group of people.

And the reason why Jia Xu made a plan to gather the rout army was just that he was worried that his own safety would be affected after the disbandment of the Xiliang Army.

For his own safety, the land of Sanqin is not peaceful, and you dare to carry him through the streets and alleys with such a person, and even run over to show off......

I have pen and paper, why don't you write a last word first?

Li Yu deeply understood the difficulties of Chen Gong at this time, and if he had the opportunity to get to know him when he looked back, he would have to toast a few glasses.

Lu Bu's ...... It's so hard to bring.

"Why is Brother Xian so pale?"

Lu Bu had doubts on his face, and his bright eyes flashed with wisdom.

Li Yu sighed:

"You go back and hurry up to Jia Xu to admit your mistake, his title of poisoner is not an exaggeration, but a fact...... Maybe I'm planning to kill you right now. ”

Lu Bu looked incredulous:

"Can it be so mysterious?"

Li Yu pinched his eyebrows and gave him a brief account of Jia Xu's highlight moments.

In addition to planning the rebellion of the Xiliang Army, Jia Xu also assisted Zhang Xiu to fight Cao Cao, and killed Cao Cao's carefully cultivated successor in the first battle, causing the biggest loss since his debut, and indirectly creating conditions for the Sima family to ascend to the throne.

It can be said that this battle directly changed the historical course of the entire Three Kingdoms.

In addition, Jia Xu effortlessly separated Ma Chao and Han Sui's Xiliang coalition forces, and with a single word, he let Cao Cao pass on Cao Pi.

Who would dare to offend such a person?

Even Cao Cao was raised by high-ranking officials, for fear that he would be dissatisfied.

Lu Bu frowned when he heard this, and just when Li Yu thought he was listening, a sentence suddenly came out of this thing:

"You said that Cao Apu failed because he was greedy for the Zou family's appearance? The wine color is really a hero's mound...... The virtuous brother advised him like this, and he could not repay his brother, if he met the Zou family when he turned around, he would be taken captive and dedicated to the virtuous brother! ”

Okay, okay...... No, I said so much, you remember the Zou family, right?

Li Yu turned on the faucet in the yard and washed his face with cold water to calm himself down.

When wiping his face, he asked thoughtfully:

"How old is Jia Xu now?"

Lu Bu was studying the vermicelli sent yesterday, he took out one and put it in his mouth to chew:

"In his forties, he looks black and thin, and he is more than ten years older than his brother...... It was indeed rude to invite him to the barracks before, what should I do? ”

Li Yu thought for a while and said:

"You can take him as a teacher, behave sincerely, ask for more advice, let him look at you, and if you can do this, you won't repeat the mistakes of the past."

The reason why Lu Bu has a bad reputation, in addition to his impulsiveness and brainlessness, is also a major reason for his early death.

If the princes of the same period are killed, the reputation will definitely be reversed, and at the same time, it will not become the background board of those generals.

Before Lu Bu died, the generals only dared to beat him when they saw him.

And after Lu Bu died, these generals boasted of Lu Bu's courage at every turn.

Even Guan Erye, it was only after Lu Bu's death that he looked at everyone like a traitor who put a label and didn't take anyone seriously.

"If Jia Xu is really talented, it is okay to worship him as a teacher for his brother, but how can he be sincere?"

Lu Bu was not too cold, and sat on the stone bench in the courtyard, his face full of distress.

Li Yu has no clue about this matter, it is an old routine to bear the guilt of asking for guilt, Jia Xu may not be able to see it, and self-harm behaviors such as writing blood letters are estimated to be minus points in Jia Xu.

Just as he was thinking about it, Li Yu saw the noodles piled up next to him, and suddenly had an idea:

"You can make him something to eat yourself, such as making hot and sour noodles with vermicelli, maybe it will really impress him."

"Hot and sour noodles? What's that? ”

"One kind of food, you can easily learn."

At the moment, I can't go upstairs to sleep again, so I just prepare breakfast directly, and teach Lu Bu how to make hot and sour noodles by the way, and when he goes back to make a bowl by himself, maybe he can really impress Lao Jia.

Well, Jia Xu is from Wuwei and should be interested in sour and spicy food.

Even if you are not interested, you can ask Lu Bu to show him modern technology, the smarter people are, the more curious they are, and I don't believe that he will be indifferent to drones and tablets.

Coming to the kitchen, he took out a wholesale pack of white bun blanks from the freezer.

It's not easy to eat hot and sour noodles alone, so it's best to pair them with other staple foods.

Today, I was in a hurry to teach Lu Bu, and I didn't have time to make sesame baked cakes, so I could only make do with Baiji bun blanks first.

The cake blank is frozen, and it cannot be eaten directly, so it must be baked in the oven first, so that it can be crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and the taste is strong.

Li Yu originally thought that it would be enough to bake two cakes, but when he turned his face and saw Lu Bu's tower-like body, he simply placed a whole package in the oven.

There's a big stomach here, and it's not enough to eat at all.

"Virtuous brother, these ...... What are they? ”

Lu Bu was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, interested in everything in the kitchen.

"This is the steaming and baking machine, this is the gas stove, this is the range hood, this is the faucet, this is the stainless steel vegetable sink, this is the gas tank ......"

Li Yu briefly introduced the kitchen, then brought some vermicelli and soaked them in warm water.

It is best to soak the vermicelli before cooking, which will not only wash off the dust on the surface, but also prevent the vermicelli from becoming hard.

He explained as he worked.

But Lu Bu still couldn't listen, and was only interested in the equipment in the kitchen:

"It's so magical?"

The method of hot and sour noodles is relatively simple, it is nothing more than boiling the noodles in a bowl and adding some of the original soup of the boiled noodles.

Then according to personal taste, put some chili oil, lard, salt, monosodium glutamate, balsamic vinegar, pepper, peanuts, coriander, minced chives, minced garlic and other ingredients, it is easier to get started.

It's a pity that there is no pork bone broth at home, otherwise the hot and sour noodles made will be more delicious.

While teaching Lu Bu, Li Yu was thinking about whether to buy some pork tube bones to boil, so that it would be more convenient to use.

Worried that he would not be able to eat enough, he directly cooked a small pot of vermicelli for Lu Bu.

"It's so sour?"

Lu Bu held the stainless steel basin, and he was not afraid of being hot, so he took a sip of soup along the edge of the basin, and the sour and spicy taste instantly ignited the appetite of the God of War of the Three Kingdoms.

Soon the white bun was also baked, Li Yu fried a few eggs and sandwiched them into the cake, and had breakfast with Lu Bu in the restaurant.

"It's so sour and smooth, it makes me feel good!"

Lu Bu was eating and screaming, and Li Yu took the opportunity to tell him some tips for cooking hot and sour noodles.

"It's a pity that there is no pot for my brother, and it is not easy to boil water in Dading in the barracks, and it is not easy to boil powder."

Hearing this, Li Yu pointed in the direction of the kitchen:

"Then you take my pot away, those noodles outside are also prepared for you, and you can carry a pack over later, and get Jia Xu done first, with his help, you can gain a foothold in the late Han Dynasty."

"Okay, listen to you for my brother!"

Suck up a pot full of vermicelli, Lu Bu wiped the sweat on his face, picked up the basin again, and drank the hot and sour soup in it in one go, and then patted his stomach, indicating that he was happy.

He didn't stay long, holding an amphora iron pot and a large bag of condiments needed to make hot and sour noodles in one hand, and a large bag of vermicelli in the other, he returned to the Three Kingdoms World in a hurry.

Li Yu watched the figure of the Three Kingdoms God of War disappear into the air, and thought of buying all kinds of utensils and equipment, and couldn't help but sigh:

"How did my good homestay become a three-country office?"

He made some food for Brother Dao, cleaned up the kitchen, and was about to swipe his mobile phone for a while, only to find that Zhou Ruotong had actually promoted the homestay in the circle of friends.

"Ha, I'll just say that the micro-chamber of commerce is contagious, right?"

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