Chapter 040: The Little Emperor Who Secretly Drinks Coke [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
"Fengxian, don't always play, you have wasted the opportunity to splash the sky."
Jia Xu in the video didn't turn around, but he didn't panic either.
Obviously, Lu Bu has been shooting like this recently, which has caused him to get used to it.
Jia Xu's voice was calm, not angry or happy, like those middle-aged employees of government agencies who were labeled as good people and never lost their temper.
But the person in front of him who peed on the wall was not a good old man.
He is a poisoner Jia Xu who "doesn't care if he hurts the heavens and harmony, it's OK if he doesn't hurt Wenhe".
In Li Yu's imagination, Jia Xu should have a gloomy face, vicious eyes, and a rude smile, but he didn't expect the true image of the Three Kingdoms world to be like this.
Sure enough, there is a big difference between imagination and reality.
The video was not long, and it ended before Jia Xu turned around.
As soon as Li Yu was about to click on another one, Lu Bu raised his carrot-like fingers and swiped on the screen, clicking on another video:
"Doesn't Brother Xian care about the little emperor? For brother, I'll show you what he looks like. ”
The video began to play, and Li Yu saw the magnificent and tall Han Dynasty palace with exaggerated corner eaves, which was very similar to the Han Dynasty buildings seen in the film and television city.
At the entrance of the palace, there stood a childish young man wearing a black Han Dynasty dragon robe and a twelve crowns.
He is Liu Xie, the Emperor of Han Xian who was supported by Dong Zhuo.
At this time, Liu Xie was only eight or nine years old, and he looked like a primary school student who followed his parents to travel to the film and television city, and rented a set of dragon robes to take pictures and check in.
In particular, he hid in the shadows next to the pillar at the door, holding a can of Coke and drinking it, no different from a modern child who eats junk food behind his parents' backs.
It's a pity that modern primary school students can live a carefree life, while Liu Xie was in fear all the time from birth to death.
He has followed Empress Dowager Dong since he was a child and is a thorn in the side of Empress He.
Later, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of Empress Dowager Dong and Empress He fought to death, so that He Jin's brain convulsions recruited Dong Zhuo, and started a turbulent career in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
Liu Wei was abolished by Dong Zhuo, and the nine-year-old Liu Xie took the throne, and then after Dong Zhuo's rebellion, Li Guo's rebellion, and moved to Xuchang, he became Cao Cao's pawn in commanding the heroes.
He also fought battles, such as the famous Edict of the Cloth and Ribbon, but ultimately failed.
When Cao Cao died and Cao Pi usurped the Han Dynasty, Liu Xie had a chance to breathe.
He relinquished the throne, left Xuchang, and lived a relatively free life for more than ten years in the fiefdom of Shanyang Kingdom, which is now near JZ City.
Liu Xie has not been able to display his ambitions in his life, but he has survived many bullies to death.
Not to mention Dong Zhuo and Li Dao, even Cao Cao and Cao Pi, the father and son, did not live him, and when Liu Xie passed away, Cao Pi's successor Cao Rong only had five years left.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, when the average age was less than thirty, Liu Xie could live to be fifty-three years old, which was already considered a long life.
Soon, Liu Xie in the video finished drinking Coke.
He lowered his head and wiped his mouth with his sleeve, then looked in the direction of the video, and said:
"Thank you Tinghou for bringing such a drink, he saw Mr. Li the day, and I would like to ask Tinghou to thank me on my behalf, thank Mr. for giving the immortal elixir, please remember it!"
After speaking, the little guy solemnly arched his hand in the direction of the mobile phone, very sensible.
At the end of the video, Lu Bu patted Li Yu on the shoulder:
"It's still a good way for a virtuous brother, with this Rausch Coke, the little emperor is no longer emotional, and he looks forward to entering the palace for his brother every day, and he is very well-behaved."
But the more well-behaved he is, the more distressing it becomes...... Li Yu sighed faintly in his heart, feeling that the burden of the collapse of the dynasty should not be pressed on this child.
I watched a few more Han Dynasty scenery taken by Lu Bu, which is very good, and editing it can indeed promote the homestay.
But for some reason, looking at these beautiful scenery, Li Yu always had the kid hiding in the shadows and stealing Coke in his mind.
When the first cart of Chinese cabbage was about to be loaded, he asked Lu Bu:
"How do you usually play with Liu Xie?"
Lu Bu held two cabbages and threw them into the carriage:
"It's just running and jumping, playing at will, and it's over when he sweats, because my brother has just been named the Marquis of Duting, there are a lot of trivial things, and I don't have much time to accompany him."
It seems that I have to find a project for Liu Xie to exercise.
Li Yu thought about it, ran to the room, and brought the football he often played in college.
Since graduating, I haven't run on the green field again, and the football brought by my parents from abroad can only be dusted in the cabinet.
Now, it's time to rejuvenate it with a different owner.
"Brother, you give this football to Liu Xie for me, measure the length of his feet by the way, just mark it with a rope, and I'll buy him a pair of football boots."
Not only football boots should be bought, but also sportswear, sweatpants, and other sports equipment were arranged for Liu Xie.
As for the gameplay of football, after a while, all the materials taken by Lu Bu will be imported into the computer, the mobile phone will be emptied, and then some football videos and cartoons will be cached, so that the little emperor of the Han Dynasty can feel the charm of the first movement on the earth.
Lu Bu took the football and grinned:
"A can of Coke a day is enough for the little emperor to be excited, and it will be even happier if there is another ball, but those palace maids, I'm afraid they will obstruct it."
Thwart?
Liu Xie in this period was just a puppet, not only did Dong Zhuo not take him seriously, but the princes also turned a blind eye to this child in a dragon robe.
It wasn't until Cao Cao coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes that everyone found out that the little emperor could still use it like this, and they began to scramble to take over.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Why obstruction?"
Lu Bu squeezed his eyes, with a narrow expression on his face:
"Didn't you think about having sex with the little emperor and striving to give birth to the prince, Liu Xie was tired of running and dancing with me, so he fell asleep on the bed, and those palace maids couldn't succeed, so they obstructed it."
My day, Liu Xie is only nine years old, are these palace maids all livestock?
李裕 says:
"You discuss it with Jia Xu and solve this matter, Liu Xie is growing his body, don't let those palace maids have crooked brains."
"Okay, for my brother, I'll tell Mr. Wenhe."
After hurriedly loading a cart of cabbage, Lu Bu returned to the Three Kingdoms World.
When he came back again, the matter had already been resolved:
"Mr. Wenhe said, just bring someone to kill those palace maids for my brother tomorrow."
Li Yu: ???????
Sure enough, there was a wrong name, not a wrong nickname.
If you are good, why do you have to kill?
Can't you change the way of civilized solutions?
Lu Bu picked up the tea prepared by Li Yu and drank it several times, then said:
"Mr. Wenhe said that now the palace and the palace are despising the little emperor, and even the palace maids dare to do this, if they don't kill a few, the situation of the little emperor is afraid that it will be even more dangerous."
Is it a good example to kill chickens and monkeys?
This is not bad, but killing people at every turn still makes Li Yu a little unacceptable.
After drinking the tea, Lu Bu took out a silk package from the car body, and when he opened it, he saw that there were two gold cakes inside, as well as a few gold nuggets in the shape of horseshoe.
This should be the famous horseshoe gold of the Han Dynasty.
However, the purity of horseshoe gold is slightly worse, the gold content is not very stable, relatively speaking, it is still a gold cake, with a gold content of 99%, which can be sold as modern gold.
"This is the gold that Mr. Wenhe has raised in recent days, and he brought it over for his brother."
Hey, is the gold giveaway?
Li Yu took the silk package and looked at it, the gold cake was much more delicate than the last time, and the horseshoe gold was also very beautiful, it should have not been processed by Dong Zhuo for the second time.
It has to be Jia Xu, the quality of the gold is high.
He planned to lock the gold cakes and horseshoe gold in a cabinet and not sell them for the time being.
After the National Museum acquired the jade pendant, the hole in the courtyard renovation has been filled, so there is no need to sell the cultural relics as ordinary gold ornaments.
Keep it for now, and then you need to spend money later.
And selling several gold cakes in a short period of time can easily arouse Jin Mantang's suspicions, in case this old boy has an idea, or leaks it, maybe it will cause trouble.
He locked the bag of gold and the silk wrapped around it into the cupboard, and continued to help Lu Bu load the car.
The two of them were busy until more than twelve o'clock, and then they could be regarded as transporting all the cabbage.
was so busy that the two of them were hungry, and Lu Bulai didn't leave, so he had to eat and go back.
Li Yu had no choice but to charge the electric five wheels, and then go to the kitchen to prepare food.
In the restaurant, Lu Bu showed off three braised pig's trotters in one go, and brought a small pot of mutton boiled noodles cooked by Li Yu, and then he burped contentedly and drove a fully charged electric five-wheeler back to the Three Kingdoms World.
Li Yu returned to the room and looked at the gold cakes and horseshoe gold, which were plus the Warring States jade, and the cabinet was almost full.
Need a bigger safe...... Li Yu touched the ordinary stationery cabinet bought in the furniture city, and planned to go back and change to a safe, so as not to let these cultural relics be touched.
However, the safe does not seem to be cheap, and if you buy it, it is estimated that the cash flow will become negative again.
Alas...... What a poverty!
The next morning, Li Yu had breakfast, thinking that he had been busy in the past two days, so he didn't play with Brother Dao, so he deliberately took a frisbee to the grass at the gate to accompany this guy to have fun.
was playing hard, Zhou Ruotong drove yesterday's Land Rover Defender.
Today, she set off to the high-speed rail station, took the morning bus to Yinzhou, and drove the Land Rover Defender stored in the parking lot to the door of the homestay non-stop.
Hurry up and send Geng Lishan's calligraphy work over, and it is not a debt to Li Yu.
But when she drove over and looked at the figure running with the big golden retriever on the grass, she suddenly felt that this handsome man was full of mystery.
Where did he find those relics?
I want to know the answer!
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Good morning~~