"Hey, why is there a big rooster here?"

Today, there are a few guests in the B&B who did not check out, went to Fengming Valley Scenic Area to play, came back to eat at noon, Xiuhe went to the backyard to ask how to arrange lunch, and saw the rooster tied by the straw rope on the ground at a glance.

Patronizing and waiting for Sun to get rich, he forgot that there was still an experimental product on the ground...... Li Yu held the big in his hand:

"A friend sent it, you can bring it back first."

It's a pity that the rooster is wrapped in a rope made of hay, which has no cultural relics value, and if it is replaced with linen or silk, it will have to be pulled down and locked in the cabinet.

Xiuhe left with the rooster, Li Yu was worried that he would be suspected by the employees if he stayed at the back door for too long, so he went to the living room to check the progress of the weaving step armor.

In the past two days, Lu Bu has been coming and going in a hurry, and he has not yet discovered the existence of Burenjia.

The flying fish suit was the first to be worn by Second Brother Qin, and it was also started by Second Brother Qin to take photos with others, and even tried on the step armor and used the Mo knife, Second Brother Qin also came to the front.

When Lu Bu found out, it was estimated that he would be sour again.

After a turn at the B&B, Li Yu returned to the back door again, checked the moisture-proof condition of the horse feed, and just wanted to play with his mobile phone, the air at the gate fluctuated, and the Cadillac appeared again.

After the first drive, Lu Bu was obviously much more proficient, he deftly stepped on the brakes, twisted his face and grinned at Li Yu:

"Bring it back...... Huh? What about the rich brothers? ”

He patted Sun Facai in the co-pilot, but the shot was empty, and there was no one in the co-pilot.

Li Yu originally wanted to interview Fa Xiao's feelings, but when he walked around to the passenger seat, he saw clothes, shoes, dirty socks and torn underwear on the seat.

Damn, Sun Facai is gone!

Lu Bu was frightened, and pulled his clothes several times, his face full of chagrin:

"You won't lose your rich brother, will you?"

Li Yu is also worried:

"Brother, hurry back to the Three Kingdoms World and have a look."

If you don't successfully cross and stay in the Three Kingdoms, it's okay to say, I'm afraid that this guy will disappear into the space-time channel, and he will really disappear completely.

Lu Bu agreed, pushed the door and squeezed down from the driver's seat, hurriedly walked to the gate, and returned to the Three Kingdoms World.

Li Yu tidied up Lu Bu's messy clothes, and took out a wallet from his pocket, which contained four or five bank cards, as well as an ID card and a stack of cash, which looked like seven or eight thousand.

There was a mobile phone in the other pocket, Li Yu pressed the power button, and there was still 30% of the power.

"Sun Facai was caught by Lu Bu this morning, wouldn't he want to go back to the car to recharge?"

When the display lights up, the face recognition of the mobile phone is automatically triggered, and then the recognition failure is jumped, please enter the password prompt.

I hope this guy's password hasn't changed...... Li Yu thought about it, entered 178529 six numbers in turn, and the phone was unlocked successfully in an instant.

This is the number of the three technicians at the Langtosa Bathing Center.

No. 17 is a white-skinned and beautiful long-legged royal sister, No. 85 is a baby-faced and is said to have a very loud voice, and No. 29 has a pure face and a first love face.

The three technicians are the trump cards of the waves, and many people in the Cadillac car friends group are their supporters, including Sun Facai, who is known as "Yinzhou's No. 1 Affectionate".

However, this guy is relatively superficial, and the reason why he likes the three technicians is purely because the three of them have one thing in common - big breasts.

Li Yu looked at his phone and clicked on WeChat.

Now that there is the Internet, a series of messages have come up on WeChat, some are in the group, some are in private chats, and some avatars are more exposed and call their brothers.

Damn, this guy's friends are quite complicated...... Li Yu was just about to quit WeChat, when he suddenly saw that his chat box was pinned.

Click on the avatar and see a bunch of voice messages that have not been sent.

He flipped through the pages, and there were about fifty or sixty messages, many of which were sixty seconds long, and the most recent date was even yesterday.

Didn't he know about the crossing?

Why do you keep sending me messages?

With curiosity, Li Yu flipped to the top of an unsuccessful voice message, and saw that the date was the day of the disappearance, so he clicked it and started playing.

", Brother Yu, what do you guess I saw? Someone actually made a movie in our scenic spot, or a costume film, damn it didn't come to me to make a movie, wait, I'll find out where the director team is, let them give us a good publicity, and rub the heat! ”

Costume films?

This guy has already crossed over at that point, right?

Li Yu clicked on the next one, and Sun Facai's voice was obviously panicked:

"Day, what kind of stupid crew is this, the lights are blind, there is no lighting equipment, and there is no sound equipment, and even the executive director with a small speaker can't find it...... Haven't our roads just been repaired? Why are there ruts everywhere? ”

Next, Sun Facai finally realized that something was wrong:

"Damn, the previous message didn't even go out, stupid Apple mobile phone signal is really bad, I'll change to Huawei tomorrow, and if the signal is not good, I'll buy walkie-talkies to play."

"Damn, I can't get through the phone, I can't even get through to 110, what the hell is going on?"

"It's over, I saw someone fighting outside, their heads were chopped off, and blood sprayed on the windshield, this doesn't seem to be a movie, it's a real game!"

"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, help, what the hell is this place, Lao Tzu is going to Lang Taosha to find No. 29, why did you run here?"

"I just parked the car in the woods, pulled a small soldier and asked, what did you say that you found Chen Liuwang, I remember that Chen Liuwang is Liu Xie? Did I cross over? ”

"It's over, I've really crossed over, just now Dong Zhuo led people to find Chen Liuwang and Liu Wei...... The 29th is still waiting for me, saying that I have learned a new set of gameplay that fell from the sky, and I can't experience it! ”

Hearing this, Li Yu smiled unkindly.

It's all crossed, this dog thing is still thinking about the young lady who is sweeping the sand, you are really the first affectionate in Yinzhou.

But I already know that I have crossed over, why does this guy keep sending messages?

It can't be used as a tree hole to relieve tension, right?

"Ha, I knew that troubled times were coming, heroes were born, I was a proper protagonist of the Mandate of Heaven, maybe I could do something in the Three Kingdoms World in the future, such as being an emperor or something."

"Hurry up to grab talents, develop territory, play so many strategy games, and finally have the opportunity to practice, I hope my subordinates can see my reserve, and put on a dragon robe for me, so that I can also feel the happiness of being hurt by my subordinates."

"When the soldiers were gone, I took the opportunity to check what I was carrying, and there was only a box of Nongfu Spring, a piece of Huazi, two lighters, two rolls of toilet paper, three bottles of glass of water, and two boxes of condoms...... Damn, I didn't bring anything useful, what is the three-piece set? Alas, I regret that I didn't study hard. ”

The day after the date, Sun Facai's voice was a little tired:

"I found a village, hid the car with hay, and changed clothes with a lighter, after all, we are the protagonists of destiny, and we have to integrate into this world first."

"Damn, the first time I heard that I had to pay money to enter the city, I just questioned it, that little soldier actually wanted to kill me, very good, I remember him, and when I became the emperor, I was the first to castrate him as a eunuch."

"I found that the people here are rejecting me intentionally or unintentionally, is it because I'm too handsome? It's a pity that I want to make a contribution, and I don't have time to deal with these mediocre people, the protagonist of our destiny, and it will definitely be the existence they look up to in the future. ”

Repel?

Hearing this, Li Yu remembered that Zhang Liao almost chopped Sun Facai up, and couldn't help but have a thought: This can't be the rules in the book, right?

discovered Sun Facai, an intruder, and tried every means to kill him by modifying the plot.

Just like white blood cells kill bacteria and viruses in the body, it is an instinctive reaction of the world's rules.

The reason why Lu Bu was able to quietly change his fate was not because Sun Facai, an outsider, distracted the attention of the rules in the book, and he succeeded, right?

In that case, Lu Bu would have to thank Sun Facai.

Li Yu was thinking about it, when there was a fluctuation in the air at the gate, and Lu Bu returned to the real world.

"Brother Xian, we've failed."

"What's going on? Didn't find Sun Facai? ”

Lu Bu shook his head:

"I found it, when my brother went back, he was standing at the gate of the city with his bare buttocks, surrounded by people coming and going...... A certain person found a piece of clothing for him to put on, and asked Zhang Liao to send him to the barracks. ”

What did you mean by recording a video just now?

Want to leave an immortal legend?

This is also considered to be benevolent, and it has indeed left a legend...... Li Yu gave a minute of silence in his heart, and died before he left the school, and the protagonist of Destiny became a joke of Destiny.

"What are you doing?"

Lu Bu saw Li Yu holding Sun Facai's mobile phone, and asked curiously.

"I'm listening to what this guy sent me."

Well, in fact, to some extent, it can be regarded as Sun Facai's time-traveling diary.

He clicked on the next one, and Sun Facai's voice appeared again:

"I finally got to the city, it was too messy, it was dirty everywhere, and the ground was full of mud...... I just went to the toilet and asked the store for paper, and he actually gave me a small sorbet stick...... Shit, do they all wipe their butts with this thing? It's disgusting, right? ”

Lu Bu covered his stomach and laughed when he heard it:

"I thought that a certain person came to the real society to make jokes, but I didn't expect the rich brother to go to the Three Kingdoms World, and he didn't adapt to it."

Li Yu asked:

"I bought you ten picks of toilet paper last time, did you run out?"

Speaking of this, Lu Bu's head shook like a rattle:

"No, at first, Mr. Wenhe didn't let him use it, saying that such a treasure paper was actually used to wipe his buttocks, it was simply shameless scum, until he repeatedly explained to his brother that this thing is very cheap in the modern world, so he reluctantly agreed, but he only gave a small section each time, and he didn't let him use more."

Li Yu: "......"

Go back and buy more, other materials are not available, and toilet paper is still fine.

By the way, there are also female dependents on both sides, it is estimated that they also need sanitary napkins, so buy some together and tell Lu Bu how to use them, he should be able to understand.

Although we can't completely change the plot in the book yet, let's benefit women first, that's okay, right?

I listened to a few more, and they were basically Sun Facai's complaints about ancient life.

For example, many people look okay on the outside, and their clothes are clean and tidy, but under the robe, they are actually wearing open crotch pants.

"Damn, it's raining today, and one guy is running around in his robe, and his balls are exposed, like a big fool, I know how those women feel when they see exhibitionists."

In addition, he also complained about the food of the Three Kingdoms World.

Either it is mush, or it is rice balls, there is no salt, no oil, and the dishes are negligible.

For Sun Facai, who likes to eat and drink, it is simply fatal.

"I really want to go back, I want to lie in the arms of No. 17 and let her feed me, lie in the arms of No. 85 and have a facial cleanser, and by the way, feel the enthusiasm of No. 29...... The protagonist of the Mandate of Heaven or something, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be it. ”

Finally, ten days later, Sun Facai, the protagonist of the Mandate of Heaven, began to miss modern society.

This guy has never integrated into the mainstream of society, and he has nothing to talk about with the people at the bottom, and he was almost arrested several times because of his short hair.

Lu Bu looks like listening to cross talk:

"Brother Xian, what do you mean by No. 17, No. 85, and No. 29?"

"Our technician here."

"Technician?"

Lu Bu was stunned, with excitement in his eyes:

"Is it the master in charge of technology? The Three Kingdoms World is in need of such talents. ”

It is really necessary, if a group of skilled technicians are sent over, maybe the princes will become comrades-in-arms who have done great health care together, and they will not be able to fight...... Li Yu silently complained for a wave, and clicked on a voice again.

"The protagonist of the Mandate of Heaven is too tired, fortunately I am a lazy person, so I am not the emperor, and I don't know where my spiritual godfather Cao Chengxiang is, find an opportunity to defect to him, with my ingenuity, it is not a problem to mix an official and a half-job, and when the time comes, I will also experience the corrupt life of the feudal society with a group of wives and concubines."

Wow day, you, the glittering protagonist of Destiny, gave up after less than half a month?

However, it is not bad to find Cao Cao as a backer, although there are a little twists and turns in the early stage, but as long as the operation is right, it is still easy to get an official body, and maybe he will become an important strategist around Cao Cao.

Li Yu listened to a few more of Sun Facai's complaints and nagging, including the story of going to find Cai Wenji and being beaten out, which made Lu Bu laugh non-stop.

As he listened, Sun Facai's voice suddenly became excited:

"Haha, Cao Cao assassinated Dong Zhuo, my chance has come!"

"Damn, I drove after Cao Cao and shouted the slogan of our Cao thief army, not only did he not respond, why did he shoot me with an arrow right away?"

"Damn, the ancient infrastructure is really bad, dignified and official, there is a precarious wooden bridge, I can't get over the black, so I can only give up the idea of hugging my thighs for the time being."

Lu Bu listened attentively:

"This should be the situation when I saw him when I was chasing Ah Hide for my brother that day, and I also put a drone to track it at that time, but the distance was too far, and I was worried about blowing up the plane, so I didn't dare to continue chasing."

Li Yu clicked on the following voice, but he didn't expect Sun Facai to also see the drone:

"I'm probably sick, I actually saw a DJI drone in the Three Kingdoms World, it must have been the poisonous mushroom I ate this morning, which made me hallucinate...... I really want to eat the flat noodles in my hometown, I want to eat a whole Daokou roast chicken, Brother Yu, I want to go home! ”

The protagonist of Destiny finally recognized the reality...... Li Yu decided to make a pot of flat noodles at noon for Lu Bu to serve it to comfort the wanderer's homesickness.

"Crossing is all deception, those people at the bottom of knowledge and theory in modern society are not interested at all, and the upper class can't see it, I should be the most unlucky traveler."

The more he listened, the more depressed Sun Facai became, which was completely different from the hesitation and ambition he had just crossed over.

lv bu says:

"Fortunately, my brother found him, otherwise if this continues, there will be another crazy person in Luoyang City."

It is estimated that before he goes crazy, he will be made into jerky and become the military food of a certain prince...... Li Yu always felt that with Sun Facai's cleverness, he shouldn't be so bad.

Probably targeted by the rules in the book.

After listening to all the voices, Li Yu quit WeChat, clicked on the photo album and looked at it, and found that Sun Facai had taken a lot of landscape films, and some of the camera movements and compositions were professional.

It seems that this guy is really boring in the Three Kingdoms world.

Lubra sat in the car door and asked as he fumbled with the car:

"Brother Xian, do you have anything to say to Sun Facai?"

Don't say it, there really is.

Li Yu took out his mobile phone and sent a few voice messages to Sun Facai, summarizing the information he had about the Three Kingdoms World, and asking Sun Facai to consider it over there.

"You first help Jia Xu look at the connection problem of the solar panels, don't look back to make a fire, and then count the materials needed, so I can prepare here."

After saying this, he mentioned another thing about Huang Tao jumping up and down and thinking about the scenic spot:

"You just disappeared, Huang Li ran away with someone, do you need me to help you send a breakup message?"

Li Yu sent them one by one, and Sun Facai's mobile phone also jingled non-stop, and received a bunch of voice messages.

"Okay, brother, send it to him."

Lu Bu got out of the car, took his phone, strode to the door, and disappeared into thin air.

Li Yu took advantage of this effort to check the inside and outside of the car to confirm that there were no traces of blood and other traces, and then he was relieved.

The car can't be driven out for the time being, although the police station has not filed a case against Sun Facai's disappearance, but in case someone recognizes it, it is difficult to explain clearly.

Maybe I'll be suspected of killing my friend for money.

After checking the car, Li Yu went to the kitchen and prepared to cook some flat noodles for Sun Facai.

As a result, as soon as he walked to the front yard, he saw Zhao Dahu holding the big rooster from the Three Kingdoms World in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other, and under the guidance of Xiuhe, he cut off his throat with one knife.

Li Yu: "......"

I was going to find someone to study this chicken, but I didn't expect you two to be so fast, so let's study the cooking method.

He said to Xiuhe:

"Sister-in-law, make a few scallion pancakes at noon, and I'm going to make some flat noodles."

"Okay, I'll go and meet."

Zhao Dahu put away the chicken blood, twisted his face and asked:

"Where's the big guy yesterday? I haven't seen his horse yet, so if it's fun, go back and build a horse armor and let him cos a heavy cavalry. ”

"I'll let you know when he's coming."

Li Yu sat on the steps and patted the big golden retriever's head.

Today, it is confirmed that Sun Facai will not come back, and I don't know what kind of changes he, a low-mouthed guy, with Lu Bujiaxu, can bring to the world of the Three Kingdoms.

I'm looking forward to it!

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Please order the first order, brothers, there are still four chapters ahead!

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