Chapter 099: Lu Bu Applies a Mask, Diao Chan Wears JK [Asking for a Monthly Pass]

What's wrong with that, dog?

Li Yu looked at the world rules that had just been summarized on the computer document, and then at Brother Dao who was sleeping on the ground, and felt that there should be a certain connection between them.

He got up and went to the carpet to examine it carefully.

The hair on this guy's body is shinier, and his body has become stronger like a fitness trainer who has eaten protein powder.

Lay on the ground like a calf.

Could it be that summarizing the rules of the world in the book will help it grow?

Thinking of this, a bunch of book titles flashed in Li Yu's mind in an instant:

"Exploring the Unknown World, My Dog Has Upgraded", "Can't Hide It, My Pet Is a Spirit", "Connecting to the Unknown World, My Dog Has a Plug-in"

If it is written and posted on the Internet, it will definitely attract a large number of readers.

"What's wrong with the big dog?"

Diao Chan's beautiful eyes turned, and he felt that Brother Dao was a little strange.

Li Yu smiled and said:

"It's nerve-free, leave it alone."

The dog has the ability to open the world in the book, but he still has to hide it as much as possible, and there are a bunch of secrets in the B&B, so it's better to be cautious.

As for its safety, don't worry.

When this guy met a gangster, he didn't hesitate to summon Lu Bu out to fight, if he really suffered a threat to his life, maybe he would release some demons and monsters.

Seeing Diao Chan observing Brother Dao, Li Yu said:

"I'll arrange the room, you rest first, and by the way, learn how to use the household appliances."

"Thank you, Brother Yu, the concubine is really lacking."

Diao Chan knew that Li Yu was going to talk to Wu Song and Lu Bu about other things, so she avoided it.

But this beautiful woman did not show any dissatisfaction, but thanked her obediently.

Coming downstairs, Li Yu said to Xiaoju:

"Delete the room 201 next door to me from the reservation system, set the room card as a long-term card, and let the cicada live in the future, and it will not be open to the public."

Xiao Ju was fiddling with the black mask that Wen Jing gave her, and when she heard this, she hurriedly agreed:

"Okay boss."

She quickly set up the room and added magnetism to the room card:

"Boss, do you want to put on a mask for the little cicada? Wen Jing just sent it today, saying it's good for the skin. ”

Diao Chan's appearance, how can you still use this...... 李裕 says:

"She's only sixteen, so she doesn't need it yet."

Coming upstairs with the room card, Li Yu walked into the study:

"The room is open, let's go, I'll take you in."

Lu Bu was idle and bored, and when he saw that the fruit plate on the desk was empty, he got up and said:

"Brother Xian will take the cicada sister to rest first, and get some fruit to moisten his throat for his brother."

Li Yu helped Diao Chan carry the burden, led her to the door of 201, took out the room card and put it at the swiping place, and the door opened.

Diao Chan looked at this scene in surprise, obviously shocked.

"Brother Yu, can the little sister learn those knowledge from Second Brother Wu? I feel that modern knowledge is mysterious and mysterious, quite profound. ”

Li Yu pushed the door and walked into the room, and said with a smile:

"Absolutely, the harder you study, the more integrated you will be into the world."

"Thank you, Brother Yu!"

"I'll tell you how to use the room facilities."

Li Yu led Diao Chan and began to introduce the facilities in the room.

Next time, I have to record an explanation video, otherwise someone will talk about it again, which will be too time-consuming.

Diao Chan listened carefully, tried the shower, pressed the switch of the flush toilet, and held the hair dryer to feel the magical hot air.

After arranging everything, Li Yu handed her the room card:

"Lock the doors and windows at night, and tomorrow I will ask Xiaoju to measure your size and buy a few sets of modern clothes."

Diao Chan took the room card and said:

"I haven't seen a silk bamboo musical instrument all the way, can I buy a piano for my concubine? Zheng can also be used, or Zhu, Xiao, Se, Ji, Pipa and other musical instruments...... In this elegant place, if there is no sound of silk and bamboo, it will be a lot darker, and the concubine is not talented, and she is willing to play elegant music for Mr. ”

Didn't you let you shout Mr.?

Li Yu was just about to speak, and suddenly felt that with Diao Chan's cleverness, even if he wanted a musical instrument, he didn't need to find so many reasons.

I feel that there is something else in the words.

He thought for a moment and asked openly:

"Little Cicada, if you have anything to say, just say it, we will be our own people in the future, no need to go around in circles."

When Diao Chan heard this, he hurriedly bowed and saluted:

"The concubine is invisible, do this monkey behavior, please forgive me."

Li Yu felt that it was really difficult to communicate with the ancients:

"It's okay, you can just say it directly."

Diao Chan hesitated again and again, and asked tentatively:

"If there is a dispute between Wang Situ and General Lu in the future, can it ...... Will you spare his life? ”

This matter depends on Jia Wenhe's arrangement, where did I do it...... Li Yu didn't expect her to talk about this for a long time, and prevaricated with a smile:

"Don't worry, they are all Hanchen, and there will be no disputes."

Diao Chan is not as easy to fool as Lu Bu:

"The concubine was arrested this time, it was General Lu's dissatisfaction with Situ Mansion, and if Dong Zhuo dies in the future, the two will have a dispute, and I asked Mr. to help mediate one or two, and the concubine is grateful!"

can leave a name in the book, and there is really no simple ...... Li Yu didn't dare to agree, but said thoughtfully:

"I can only try my best to mediate, if Wang Yun insists on going his own way, naturally I can't let him destroy the overall situation."

Now the layout of the Three Kingdoms is not only for Lu Bu, but also for Sun Facai, who can't come back.

If Wang Yun still insists on killing Cai Yong like in the original book, then Sun Facai, who relies on Cai Yong's foothold, is also very dangerous, and then he can only let Lu Bu kill him.

Of course, this is just an assumption, and it is difficult to say exactly how to do it.

After all, Director Li of the Teaching Office still has a personal disciple curled up on the dragon chair, leaving Wang Yun, maybe it will be easier to balance the court.

Diao Chan gave a deep salute:

"Concubine, thank you, Mr."

She was adopted by Wang Yun since she was a child and learned to sing and dance, although Wang Yun's motives were not pure, but in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, which emphasized filial piety, she still had to reciprocate.

However, if Wang Yun insists on going his own way and wants to find death, then Diao Chan will not be able to help.

"Rest early, if you can't sleep, you can flip through the picture books and magazines on the bedside table, or watch TV for a while, I'll go back first."

Diao Chan had gratitude on his face:

"Thank you sir...... Can a concubine be called that in private? ”

"Don't don't, I'm young, I'll be called old by you."

Li Yu dropped this sentence and walked away, leaving Diao Chan with a stunned face:

"Ancient people grew beards to show maturity before they were twenty, and they couldn't wait to call themselves old husbands when they were over thirty, and modern people are so afraid of old age, it's really strange."

She closed the door, locked it again, and couldn't wait to walk to the bathroom:

"Mr. Wenhe said that there is a waterfall falling from the sky in the room for bathing, and it should be here, so hurry up and experience it......"

In the study, Brother Dao was still asleep.

"Brother Xian never returns, is he in the room...... Ahem. ”

Lu Bu, who was in front of the computer, heard Li Yu come back and teased obscenely.

I actually went for more than half an hour, which is too suspicious.

Li Yu poured a glass of water with a teapot, and was about to drink it, but Leng Buding found that Lu Bu's whole face was black, and he was so frightened that he almost threw the water cup away.

"It's ...... on your face Black...... Face masks? ”

He looked at Lu Bu in surprise, this guy had a black mask on his face, which was very similar to what Xiao Ju was fiddling with downstairs.

Damn, you're everywhere!

Lu Bu proudly stuffed a big cherry into his mouth:

Fang Cai went down to get fruit for his brother, and saw Xiao Ju's sister-in-law fiddling with the mask, saying that it could keep her face supple...... Brother Wei led the army to the expedition recently, and his face was indeed a lot dry, so he asked for two. ”

Two?

Only then did Li Yu notice that in front of Wu Erlang, who was wearing headphones to watch an online course, there was also an unopened black mask in front of him, depending on the situation, he was ready to apply it after class.

Tsk, you ancients, you can always come up with new tricks.

As a modern person, Lao Tzu has never put on a mask, but you have experienced it all one by one.

Li Yu drank half a glass of water, sat in front of the computer and talked about business:

"Diao Chan came over, proving that the characters in the book can indeed be brought to the real world...... But you can't just take it this way, you need to be cautious. ”

In case a murderer comes and kills in a scenic spot or a homestay, it's not like there's nothing to do.

Speaking of this, Li Yu patted Wu Song on the shoulder:

"I'm sorry Erlang, it's a little late to figure out the rules of the world."

Through Diao Chan to modern society, the real way to save Wu Dalang has gradually surfaced, that is, let Wu Song bring a modern person over, and go to Liangshan in advance after killing people and setting fires, so that Wu Dalang can be brought to the real world.

It's a pity that these rules were figured out too late, and the plot of Wu Shihui was so fast, which led to tragedy.

"It's none of Brother Li's business......"

Wu Song took off his headphones, looked at Li Yu and asked:

"Can the little brother take someone to the Water Margin World and change the world there?"

Due to the appearance of Sun Facai, the world of the Three Kingdoms has begun to change, but the Water Margin world is still slowly developing according to the plot in the book.

The more Wu Song watched "Water Margin", the more angry he became, he didn't care what magic stars gathered, he just wanted to change the world of cannibalism everywhere.

Li Yu thought about it and didn't approve of this method:

"If you rashly bring modern people into the Water Margin world, the police here will inevitably investigate, and maybe you will be taken away on suspicion of murder, and your identity will be ruined...... Don't worry, just observe how the Water Margin world will evolve. ”

It stands to reason that when Wu Song leaves the Water Margin World, there will be a reaction over there.

Either a Wu Song will reappear, or the Heavenly Wound Star will be replaced by someone else.

In short, you have to find out the changes in the Water Margin world before you can make a targeted layout.

Wu Song nodded:

"The younger brother will go back to see and observe the changes in the world in the near future."

Lu Bu pressed the edge of the mask with his hand, still waiting for praise:

"Brother Xian, I promised that your Diao Chan has been sent, and my brother will search for the Zou family next...... By the way, is Big Qiao and Little Qiao Xiandi interested? It's a pity that it's too early, and Zhen Mi seems to be only a few years old. ”

Li Yu: ????????

Brother, why are you so keen on giving women?

He repeatedly refused:

"No, don't bring people over for the time being, Diao Chan's identity is difficult enough to solve, bring a few more, and I will be sent to prison by you sooner or later."

Lu Bu glanced at the electronic watch on the wall, and when he had enough time, he casually took off the mask and prepared to throw it into the trash.

Seeing that he couldn't stay idle, Li Yu couldn't help but say:

"The mask still has moisture, put it on the back of your hand again, and use the waste."

When Lu Bu heard that it made sense, he directly put the mask on his big hand like a fan:

"Brother Xian is really proficient in skin care, no wonder he is deeply liked by women."

No, I just think you're like an ADHD kid and use this method to seal you up...... Li Yu put away his ridiculous thoughts and said:

"Brother go back to investigate, see if the people of the Wang family still have an impression of Diao Chan, if Diao Chan leaves, everyone's memories will be erased, it will be a bit scary."

"Okay, I'll start arranging it when my brother goes back next."

Lu Bu originally wanted to stay here overnight and go back tomorrow with the horseshoe, but thinking that Jia Xu was still waiting for news, and the Wang family and others were also in the barracks, he planned to leave tonight.

Deal with these things first, and tomorrow I will turn on the electric tricycle to transport the horseshoe.

He glanced at the computer monitor and said:

"Can you print it out? I'll show it to Mr. Wenhe. ”

"Yes."

Li Yu converted the document to complex and simplified, and clicked print.

The printer next to it started working, and it was printed.

Wu Song walked over and carefully observed the printing process, and became more interested in knowledge:

"Brother Li, if the younger brother studies hard, can he understand how these machines work?"

"Of course you can, not only can you understand, but even if you buy a bunch of scrapped printers and save one yourself, there are many people who save computers, TVs, refrigerators, and even cars online."

After chatting for a while, Lu Bu felt that the mask on his hand was about to dry, so he got up, folded the printing paper and stuffed it into his arms, and said goodbye and left.

Li Yu sent him to the backyard and moved some slag to the car:

"In the next few days, I will order another 10,000 catties for you, so that the soldiers can eat and drink enough, so as not to pull their hips on the battlefield."

"Thank you, brother, go for my brother!"

After Lu Bu left, Li Yu took a turn in the front yard and the backyard and returned to the study.

Wu Song continued to look at the online course, Li Yu noticed the "Romance of the Yang Family's Mansion" on Brother Dao's pillow, found the electronic version of the book from the computer, and planned to study and study the story in advance.

"The Romance of Yangjiafu" is from the Ming Dynasty and is a cross-era classic.

This book not only created the genre of generals in historical romance, but also portrayed a large number of female characters who can sing and cry, which is unique in the same type of classics.

In fact, in the last years of the Song Dynasty, there was a story about the Yang family, and in the Yuan Dynasty, a large number of operas appeared, and the characters of the Yang family were gradually enriched, and the father and son of Yang Ye gradually evolved into a big family.

And Yang Yanzhao, the protagonist, in order to adapt to the cognition and aesthetics of the common people, has also become a more down-to-earth Yang Liulang.

In the Ming Dynasty, there was a boom in literati collating and compiling relevant opera characters, and "Water Margin" is a representative work of this genre.

Yang Jiajiang, who is also a popular IP in ancient times, has naturally been adapted and sorted out, among which the more famous ones are "The Romance of the Yang Family" and "The Romance of the Yang Family".

The content of the two books is very similar, but "The Romance of the Yang Family's Mansion" has a longer time span, the traces of the end of the gods are more obvious, and the ending also gives a happy ending to the Yang family's seclusion in Taihang Mountain.

This kind of cool finale is very popular with the people, and a series of operas and local tunes of different types of dramas have been derived, even in modern society, "Mu Guiying is in charge", "Shiro Visits His Mother", "Golden Beach" and other tracks have also endured, and many people can even hum two paragraphs.

I don't know which character will come to modern society...... Li Yu looked at it and felt that this book had no depth, it was just an ancient and cool article.

Although it is cloaked in history, the content of the book is far from the real history.

For example, the Yang family fought bravely, and actually led troops to break through Youzhou and destroy the Liao State, and even the invincible Empress Dowager Xiao was forced to hang herself.

And the Western Xia, which repeatedly invaded the border of the Song Dynasty, was also beaten by the Yang family and almost destroyed the country, and finally had to bow down to the courtiers.

This kind of cool article is really enjoyable to watch, no wonder it has endured for hundreds of years...... Li Yu saw it until ten o'clock, and then went back to the room to rest.

Early the next morning, just as he was about to go for a run, he received a call from the logistics company, and Wu Song drove the van to the pick-up point to transport the horseshoe to the backyard of the homestay.

There were a lot of horseshoes and nails, and it took the two of them two trips to get them done.

After unloading the car, Li Yu just parked the van in the front yard and ran into Zhao Dahu who came back from running:

"I didn't run in the morning, were I lazy?"

The bearded man was very proud, he used to be the lazy one, but he didn't expect to run and run, he became rain or shine, and Li Yuwusong, who originally started running, was lazy.

李裕 says:

"I had something to do this morning, and I didn't care about running...... The scenic spot is about to open, is Longwang Village ready to receive tourists? ”

"Rest assured, you can always open the door to welcome guests."

Zhao Dahu walked into the courtyard of the B&B, thinking of the finished Fang Tian painting halberd, he couldn't help but ask:

"When is the big man coming? I'm still waiting to see his unruly face. ”

"It should be soon, don't worry."

At this time, breakfast was not ready, Li Yu came to the living room, ready to hang up Xu Beihong's painting.

It will open soon, and a precious painting will be hung in the living room.

When Li Yu slowly opened the picture scroll, Zhao Dahu's eyes were straight when he came to help:

", Xu Beihong's painting?"

As soon as Li Yu said that he was buying a handicraft, an appraisal document fell out.

The document is very detailed, not only with the age and background of the work, but also with the number and the signatures of several major appraisal companies, with which you can exchange it for money at any time.

"Rely on, Guoan said that you are about to go bankrupt when you open a homestay, but I didn't expect it to be a rich second generation!"

The bearded man was very excited, looking left and right around the painting, and holding a selfie with his mobile phone, with an expression of finding a wild rich second generation.

Li Yu stepped on the stool and hung the painting on the wall on the side of the living room:

"A friend gave it to me, how can I have spare money to buy this?"

While chatting, Diao Chan took a magazine and came downstairs in a curling manner.

She wore a low-key dark straight coat, and her hair was no longer coiled high, but a bun at random, and there were no bells and whistles on it, only a simple wooden hairpin.

Seeing Li Yu, Diao Chan opened the magazine in his hand and whispered in a consultative tone:

"Brother Yu, where can I buy such clothes? I can take the step and shake it. ”

As soon as you arrive in modern society, you have to buy new clothes, and it is really a woman's nature to love beauty...... 李裕 says:

"I look at what styles, it's too trendy and not necessarily available in the mall."

Diao Chan will open the magazine to show:

"That's it."

Li Yu looked at it, the suit-style top was full of checkered short skirts, which ...... Isn't this JK?

(End of chapter)