Chapter 113: Oh no, I was treated as an immortal by Mu Guiying! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"It's delicious!"
In the study, Mu Guiying was fooled by Diao Chan for a while, and the fragrance of the meat box was indeed very tempting, so she put away her guard and picked up a big one to eat.
She looks like a gentleman.
In the original work of "Romance of the Yang Family", Mu Guiying appeared like this, first beating Meng Liang, and then capturing Yang Zongbao, thinking that he was handsome, and he had to marry someone.
Then he met his future father-in-law Yang Liulang, and he couldn't help but say that he captured the other party, and forced Yang Liulang to kneel down and call his aunt and grandmother.
This reckless behavior is very similar to the current performance.
But it is such a silly eldest sister who is very arrogant, but for the glory of Tianbo Yang Mansion and the will of her husband Yang Zongbao, she resolutely went into battle and became an invincible generalissimo, doing everything for the Great Song Dynasty.
Looking at Mu Guiying, who was swallowing the meat box, Li Yu lifted the teapot and poured her a cup of tea:
"Drink some water, don't choke."
"Thank you...... Are you really better than my master? ”
It depends on whether the dog can shake out the characters in Fengshen or Journey to the West...... Li Yu smiled lightly and said noncommittally:
"How is it great, and what if it is not great? There are all ants under the saints, and there is no point in arguing about this. ”
These words made the Diao Chan next to him light up.
What Mr. said is so chewy, write it down and write it down, so that you can say it in front of others later.
Mu Guiying also stopped chewing thoughtfully:
"My master also said something similar, you are indeed an immortal."
Well, from today there is another fairy vest...... Li Yu felt as if he was different in everyone's eyes.
Qin Qiong felt knowledgeable, Wu Song felt that righteousness was extraordinary, Diao Chan felt omnipotent, and Lu Bu felt that he was a pervert...... Phew, this doesn't count.
Now there is another fairy vest, and unconsciously mixed into a slash youth.
Mu Guiying quickly ate the two meat boxes clean, Diao Chan opened the wet tissue box on the table, took out one from it and handed it over:
"It's very useful to wipe oil off your hands and face."
"Thank you, Sable Fairy."
The maid next to the fairy should be called a fairy...... Mu Guiying regretted a little that she didn't follow her master to learn the title of immortal, and hoped that she would not be rude.
This title made Diao Chan happy, and then put away his smile again.
The maid of the gods should not be able to smile because of the title of others, well, to be elegant and reserved...... But it's so nice to be called a fairy, can I go out and laugh twice and come back?
Mu Guiying grabbed a wet paper towel to wipe her mouth first, then wiped off the oil stains on her hands, and asked:
"Earlier, the man with the double knife told me that I was a character in a book, not a real person, is this true?"
Erlang's teaching level is not good, if you go up, you will deny others, who can still listen to the class?
Li Yu pondered for a while, and then said:
"You are naturally real, but the world you live in is fictional, evolved through a script, and everyone's fate is predetermined."
After speaking, he pointed to the bookshelf behind him:
"Through these books, we can know your birth, old age, sickness and death, joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and all your experiences can be found in books."
Mu Guiying took a deep breath, and looked at the bookshelf with a little more awe:
"Mr. Fairy, can I ask about my future achievements?"
Without waiting for Li Yu to answer, Diao Chan next to him said:
"You will become the generalissimo in command of the three armies in the future, but your husband will die on the battlefield, your son will die on the battlefield, and your father-in-law and the elders of your mother-in-law's family will almost all die."
Mu Guiying opened her mouth:
"They...... Did they break the rules? ”
When she heard the generalissimo, she was still a little excited, and the master said that as long as she waited in Mu Kezhai, she would have an adventure, and now it has come true.
But now that almost everyone in her in-law's family will die, she can't help but think of violating the rules of heaven.
It's just such a major crime that will lead to the tragedy of the death of the whole family, right?
Li Yu looked at her and asked:
"Have you heard of Tianbo Yang Mansion?"
"Naturally, I know that the only family in the Great Song Dynasty that resisted the Liao State, I heard that the attack is blocked now, and I don't know why."
I'm waiting for you to come out of the mountain...... Li Yu thought about it and carefully told her about the plot for a period of time in the future.
Ever since Lu Dongbin helped Empress Dowager Xiao set up the Tianmen Array, Yang Liulang's attack has been repeatedly blocked.
At this time, there was a classic passage in the classics - moving rescuers.
The rescuer of the Yang family is naturally Yang Wulang, who became a monk, and he has a group of monks and soldiers, who are extremely brave and fierce on the battlefield.
Although Yang Wulang is a member of the Yang family, since he has become a monk, he naturally cannot be summoned immediately.
In fact, every time Yang Wulang goes out of the mountain, he will put forward a condition.
The first time I went out of the mountain to rescue the driver, I asked for a BMW from the Eight Sages King, and if I didn't give it to the horse, I wouldn't help.
This time in the face of the Tianmen Array, Yang Wulang put forward another harsh condition, his axe handle was rotten, and he needed a dragon descending wood as the axe handle, and he would not go out of the mountain without the dragon descending wood.
And coincidentally, the dragon descending wood grows on the mountain behind Mu Ke Village.
Meng Liang came to ask for it, but was beaten violently, Yang Zongbao came to ask for it, and was captured by Mu Guiying, who was interested in it, and tied him to the mountain to get married.
When she said this, Mu Guiying had a natural expression:
"Bandits are like this, if you like it, you can tie them up, aren't you?"
Li Yu: "......"
It's no different from the primitive people who like to knock and drag in the cave.
Well, this Mu Ke Zhai has a lot of ancient relics, which is worthy of recognition.
Diao Chan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he glanced at Li Yu secretly, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his little head.
Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
"We all pay attention to mutual affection here, and with this foundation, we will be very cautious when we consider issues such as family concepts, money and income, and social class."
"It's really troublesome, if you like it, you can tie it up, if you can't tie two, the gods don't even have this ability?"
Li Yu regretted pretending to be a god stick a little, for example, now, not only could he not refute it, but even said something pretending to be profound:
"Cultivation is against the heavens, and the more you gain, the more respectful you must be...... If you don't fear the beings of heaven and earth, sooner or later you will be wiped out, and when you see your master in the future, you can tell me about this. ”
I don't know if I will be hit by Lishan's mother if I pretend to be forced like this.
No matter, let's shock Mu Guiying first.
Sir will not ...... It can't really be a fairy, right...... Diao Chan's small mouth opened slightly, looking stunned.
As for Mu Guiying, she even stood up and saluted:
"Thank you to the gods for telling me, if you see the teacher, you will tell the truth...... I don't know if the gods have a name, so it's convenient for the family teacher to thank him. ”
Are you really going to let Li Shan's mother come over to find fault?
Li Yu hurriedly waved his hand:
"I'm an idle cloud and wild crane, no name and no number, you can just call me Mr. like a little cicada."
didn't give Li Shan's mother a chance to add friends, so she couldn't find it if she wanted to.
Diao Chan next to him hurriedly responded:
"Yes, just call Mr. the same as me, Mr. now has three official disciples of the Three Kingdoms Lu Bu, Sui Tang Qin Qiong, and Water Margin Wu Song, but they are more free to call and there are no strict rules...... Wu Song is the hero who made the double sword today. ”
This girl is now more and more handy in cooperating, not only rounding the past, but also secretly poking and poking at the existing students of the homestay.
After saying this, Diao Chan added a point:
"Sir's common surname is Li."
Surname Lee?
Mu Guiying originally thought that this was an ordinary surname, but soon, she remembered that there was a high-ranking existence among the immortals, also surnamed Li!
She felt her breath get a little rougher, and a thought crossed her mind, but she didn't have the courage to test it.
After thinking for a while, Mu Guiying asked tentatively:
"The little girls of the Three Kingdoms and the Sui and Tang Dynasties all know, dare to ask Mr., what era is the Water Margin?"
Li Yu turned around and put a copy of "Water Margin" on the table:
"This book is about the last years of the Northern Song Dynasty, about a hundred years away from the world you are in. Speaking of which, this book has a certain connection with you. ”
"What origin?"
"Your grandson is a Tiangang in the Water Margin, a celestial decaying star...... Oh no, Yang Zhi, the dark star, first fell into the grass, and then joined the imperial court and became a brave general. ”
Yang Zhi's Sky Dark Star should really be renamed Sky Decay Star, not only is this character the first unlucky guy in the Water Margin world, but even the actor who plays him is also unlucky in reality.
While chatting, Wu Song came back.
Mu Guiying has no mind to discuss at this time, she only cares about one question:
"I'm a hundred years older than you?"
Wu Song clenched his fists and said:
"Historically, this is true, but only real age is discussed here, not history."
Mu Guiying asked a few other questions, and Wu Song and Diao Chan answered them one by one, but it was Li Yu, who sat in his position and had nothing to do.
It's a bit rude to play with your phone, and you can't read a book.
I can't leave yet, so I can only sit upright and play the role of a god.
It's really uncomfortable to maintain a persona, no wonder those stars overturned...... Li Yu thought secretly, and after a while, he thought about which dish to order tomorrow to take Diao Chan to eat hot pot.
Hairy belly must be there, shabu-shabu must be ordered.
A plate of hand-cut beef and hand-cut lamb are better than meat rolls.
Let's spend two brains, and let Diao Chan feel the joy of having a long brain.
There are also shrimp slips, meatballs, wide noodles, sweet potatoes, handmade gluten, etc., all of which have to be tasted.
Just as I was thinking about it, the phone on the table rang.
Someone finally rescued me...... Li Yu picked up his mobile phone to see which angel saved him, and then saw Zhou Ruotong send a link:
[The Two Song Dynasty Museum is about to open, more than 1,000 pieces of cultural relics of the Two Song Dynasty are on display, and there are more mysterious national treasure-level cultural relics appearing in ......]
Click on the link, and the first thing you see are two pieces of silver ingots from the Song Dynasty, which Li Yu sold through Zhou Ruotong.
Below the picture is the text introduction:
"The two silver ingots are very well maintained, and Professor Zhou Bingliang, the founder of the Two Song Dynasty Museum, speculates that they may have been exposed to some special environment, which makes them so novel."
Further down, there are some other cultural relics.
Finally, there is the treasure of the town hall, that is, the set of golden wine vessels brought by Wu Song.
This set of cultural relics is usually described in text:
"The jug is carved in detail with the scene of the Abyss Alliance, and the details can only be seen with a magnifying glass, and the average thickness of the entire flask is only about one millimeter, and the carving on this thickness shows the ingenuity and boldness of the craftsman......"
After reading the link, he just quit, and Zhou Ruotong sent another message:
"Second Uncle asked me to say thank you again."
"No thanks, as a Young Pioneer, it is my bounden duty to contribute to the cause of national cultural relics!"
Li Yu was too idle, so he pulled it up unconsciously.
Zhou Ruotong replied with a pouting expression:
"It's really poor enough, you keep busy, I'll read a book."
Saving angels came and went quickly, Li Yu put down his mobile phone, and was just about to change his sitting position, Mu Guiying's children's shoes finally raised his hand and asked:
"Sir, is the world I live in real history?"
"No, there is no Yang family general in real history, only Yang Ye and a few children died in the Golden Beach. Soon after, the imperial court signed an alliance with the Great Liao, and from then on the two sides did not invade each other, until a hundred years later, the two imperial courts were corrupted to the root and collapsed one after another. ”
After Li Yu finished speaking, he took a sip of water from the teacup, and Wu Song then talked about the Jin State's invasion of Jing Kang's shame, and Mu Guiying frowned again and again:
"How weak is this?"
Sure enough, everyone who led the troops couldn't help but ask similar questions when they heard this plot.
Wu Song has been able to look at historical issues from the perspective of modern people:
"The Great Song Dynasty is not righteous, and it is normal to have this kind of encounter."
From bullying orphans and widows to being forced to jump off cliffs, the entire Song Dynasty is like being set.
Zhao Kuangyin became the first emperor, and the throne was taken away by his younger brother Zhao Guangyi, which lasted for eight generations. After Zhao Guangyi's descendant Zhao Gou became the emperor, under the intervention of the courtiers, he passed the throne to Zhao Kuangyin, which also passed on for eight generations.
Such a dynastic composition is very popular among people with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Mu Guiying listened to the introduction of the entire Song Dynasty and said thoughtfully:
In this way, it is not unjust that the Great Song Dynasty was overthrown...... But at the thought of fighting for such a dynasty in the future, I suddenly didn't want to help. ”
If the court is a hard-working Ming Jun, then it is okay to be born and die.
But it is a group of flies and dogs who are protecting, and the emperor is also loyal and treacherous, what else can be saved?
Tired, destroy!
Wu Song has already read the entire "Romance of the Yang Family's Mansion" and made a small suggestion to Mu Guiying:
"When you appear, it indicates that Meng Liang is about to borrow the dragon wood, prepare the wood in advance, and when you see Meng Liang slipping to him, you can even send some coils, let him get out of the house quickly, and try not to get entangled with the Yang family."
He didn't have a good impression of Meng Liang, and in order to invite Mu Guiying out of the mountain, he actually slaughtered half of the men, women and children in Mu Ke Village, and burned the entire Dazhai, this kind of behavior is simply incomprehensible.
What's even more incomprehensible is that Mu Guiying actually married into the Yang family so happily.
If you want to change to Wu Song, let alone a Meng Liang, even Yang Liulang himself has to find a way to chop him up, no matter what kind of loyal and good general you are, if you move my family, you will have to die.
"Bang!"
Mu Guiying slapped the table heavily:
"Someone who dares to touch my Mu Ke Zhai? Meng Liang is right, when I go back and see him, I will chop off his head! ”
She has a straightforward temperament, and as soon as she heard that Mu Kezhai's people were going to be killed, she decided to strike first.
Although Li Yu felt that doing this would only deepen the bond with the Yang family, he also wanted to try if he could end the scenes of some characters in advance without a traverser.
He didn't have much impression of Meng Liang, but remembered that he and Jiao Zan were almost inseparable, so he had the idiom "Jiao does not leave Meng, Meng does not leave focus".
The two of them belong to the role of gags in the book, which is a very common setting in the classics.
For example, in the heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties, no matter which version, Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng came out together, and they played a similar role.
Li Yu took out the three flying knives that were pulled out of the door, returned two of them to Mu Guiying, and put the other on the table:
"The quality of your flying knife is too poor, I'll find someone to make you a new batch tomorrow, it should be sharper."
"Thank you, sir!"
When Mu Guiying heard that the gods were going to give him flying knives, she was overjoyed and hurriedly hugged her fists and saluted.
Li Yu looked at her saber again:
"The sword will be changed for you...... What weapons do you use in horse warfare? ”
"Big knife, the little woman is using a Xiuluan knife."
Sounds like the Glaive.
Good guy, Zhang Fei's character and Lao Guan's weapons are integrated into a silly big sister.
Li Yu calculates the difference between the flow velocity between the world in the book and the real world:
"Three days after you go back, remember to come again, and I'll take you to change your weapon at that time."
"Thank you, sir!"
Mu Guiying was overjoyed, she originally thought that she had offended the gods and had no good fruit to eat, but she didn't expect to change her weapon, this was given by the gods, and it would definitely be easier to kill people.
As soon as he heard that he was going to give a weapon, Wu Song went back to the room and took an M9 saber and handed it to Mu Guiying:
"This knife is extremely sharp and useful, so I will give it to you as a brother."
Mu Guiying pulled the knife out of the sheath and tried the blade, with surprise in his eyes:
"This blade is so sharp? Thank you, Brother Samurai! ”
Diao Chan had no weapons to send, so after thinking about it, he led Mu Guiying back to his room, gave her a few sets of underwear, and taught her how to wear them by the way.
When the two came back, Mu Guiying also jumped twice:
"It's much easier to use than a belly pocket, thanks to the Diao Fairy."
Diao Chan: "......"
Ahhhh
Mu Guiying didn't stay long, thanked him again, and said goodbye and went back.
After she left, Diao Chan came to Li Yu's side and asked with some fear:
"Sir, his sister Ri Guiying knows that this is not a place for immortals, will she beat me?"
"Don't worry, I'll protect you."
After Li Yu finished speaking, seeing that it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, he was going to go to the backyard with Wu Song to feed the horses and patrol by the way.
As the saying goes, horses have no night grass and no fat, although the big black horses usually eat very well, but if you want to be in a better shape, you have to add some high-protein feed.
Arriving in the backyard, Wu Song carried a bag of feed and began to dump it into the livestock trough.
Several horses neighed happily, and the big black horse even rubbed Wu Song with his head as if he was grateful.
Li Yu added some water to the trough on the side, sprinkled some probiotics to prevent diarrhea, and was just about to stir it, when a horse's neighing suddenly came from the gate of the backyard:
"Woo Flop—"
The two glanced at each other, stopped what they were doing, and walked quickly to the door, where they saw Qin Qiong walking over with the yellow horse in tow, and the clothes on his shoulders were stained with blood.
"Second brother, what's wrong with you?"
When Wu Song saw it, he thought that Qin Qiong was injured, so he hurriedly walked over to ask.
Qin Qiong waved his hand and said with some heaviness:
"The foolish brother still killed the shopkeeper by mistake, and Huang Huma is temporarily fostered here, and he also asks the two virtuous brothers to take care of him."
The plot really went back around.
Li Yu asked:
"How did the second brother kill by mistake? Can you tell us about that? ”
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