"Erlang, you're going to become the village security officer."

At dinner, as soon as Wu Song came back from the mountain, Li Yu told him about becoming an official.

Although he is only a petty official of the village committee, his income is not high, and he has a lot of trivial things, but for Wu Song, it is a good opportunity to integrate.

Maybe in a few years, he will be more local than Li Yu, a native.

As soon as Diao Chan heard this, he hurriedly said hello to Wu Song:

"Congratulations to Brother Erlang!"

As a traverser, she is looking forward to this scene of being accepted and recognized.

Zhao Dahu scooped a spoonful of roasted eggplant and covered it with rice, took a big bite into his mouth, and then said:

"What does the sheriff mean? There are a lot of chores, if Erlang is willing, I will introduce you to the Angang Security Office, which is more suitable for you. ”

Tsk, the sixth offer.

A talent like Wu Song will not be buried anywhere, and he is worthy of being Shi Nai'an's own son.

In the original work of "Water Margin", Wu Song broke his arm and was disheartened by the court, so he decided to become a monk in Liuhe Temple and no longer return to Kaifeng, Tokyo.

This decision allowed him to live to the age of eighty without illness or disaster, and even won the title of Patriarch of Zhongqing.

And those Liangshan heroes who went back to become officials were either excluded or poisoned, and there were very few who could die well, which became a strong contrast with Wu Song, who watched the flowers bloom and fall.

Now in modern society, Wu Song doesn't have to be so depressed, and he can naturally mix better.

Hearing Zhao Dahu's invitation, Wu Song clenched his fists and declined:

"Little brother just wants to stay here for the time being, and I ask Brother Zhao to forgive me."

"It's serious, it's serious, for me, it's just a phone call, and you can tell me anytime you want to go."

Zhao Dahu took two more bites of rice and said to Li Yu:

"The flying knife is done for you, those red tassels are too troublesome, you can find someone to tie them yourself, Xiuluan knife also carried it for you, and put it under the porch."

"Thank you for your beard."

Li Yu ate a piece of meat back to the pot with rice, and was just about to taste the meat foam tofu made by Xiuhe again, Diao Chan pushed the bowl, got up and said:

"I'm full, I'll jump rope later!"

Today, she was aggrieved and told Zhou Ruotong about getting fat, and asked about ways to lose weight, Zhou Ruotong suggested that she jump rope, and bought a skipping rope on the takeaway platform to hire an errand to send to the homestay, which moved the little girl.

With the mentality that today's things are done today, Diao Chan plans to start skipping rope tonight, striving to lose a little more weight, so as not to be disliked by Brother Yu with high vision.

After the girl went out, Zhao Dahu sat next to Li Yu and chatted about the recent gossip in a rambling manner.

For example, after Zhang Guoan retired from marriage, the woman heard that he now has a monthly salary of tens of thousands, and actually wanted to get back together and reduce the bride price by half, but Zhang Guoan ruthlessly refused.

There is also a young man in the security team who is afraid of society, and every time he wears a flying fish suit, he is pestered by tourists to take a group photo, and he takes the initiative to apply to patrol the back mountain.

In addition, after the business of the scenic spot was good, several hawkers who were similar in goods almost fought and were fined 200 yuan by the Ministry of Investment Promotion.

This guy doesn't look like a blacksmith, but he knows more about the gossip of the scenic spot than Li Yu, the boss.

"Today's pair of tourists is not a couple at a glance, the man called and said that he was on a business trip in the field, and the woman called to tell her husband not to forget to pick up the child, and hung up the phone The two hugged and kissed at the door of Longwang Village.

Listening to Zhao Dahu's chattering gossip, Li Yu actually ate half a bowl of rice, and asked with a smile:

"Is that why you're not looking for a partner?"

When the bearded man heard this, he waved his hand again and again:

"It's not that I don't look for a partner, I haven't met someone who makes my heart pound, I said when I grew a beard at that time, as long as I meet someone who makes my heart move, I will immediately shave and re-enter the world as a layman."

Ho, it's quite ritualistic.

After eating, several people walked out of the restaurant.

Zhao Dahu took a cigarette in his mouth and went to the gate to chat with Wu Song.

Li Yu came to the backyard and saw Diao Chan who was skipping rope.

She was wearing a light-colored tracksuit, holding a skipping rope with both hands, and jumping gently.

For people who have practiced dancing since childhood, jumping rope is really not difficult, and she is beautiful, and she looks very beautiful, like a peerless famous painting.

Just watching, a figure flashed at the back door, and Mu Guiying walked in.

"Sir? You can even figure out when I'm coming? ”

Seeing Li Yu, Mu Guiying was very surprised.

But what was even more surprised was Li Yu, he was standing near the back door and watching Diao Chan skipping rope for a while, who knew that Mu Guiying would come at this time.

But this misunderstanding and coincidence, he did not want to explain.

After all, it was this that fooled Mu Guiying, if there was no immortal filter, this female bandit would not stab herself twice.

"Sister Gui Ying, are you here? Great, did you eat? ”

Diao Chan ran over like a butterfly to say hello.

Mu Guiying looked at the skipping rope in her hand and asked curiously:

"Diao Chan Fairy, are you holding a bundle of fairy ropes?"

"This is a skipping rope, which makes the body more coordinated and flexible through exercise, and my husband said that it can prolong life."

Li Yu: "......"

Girl, if you put gold on my face like this, the fairy vest will be stripped off sooner or later.

As soon as Mu Guiying heard that she could prolong her life, she was also interested:

"Let me try, is that how you jump?"

She took the rope and jumped gently in the way of the sable cicada just now, and the rope passed under her feet silently and quickly, this physical quality made Li Yu envious.

The silly eldest sister who is very smug really still has strengths.

"Sister Guiying, you are not wearing sports bras, jump less for a while, otherwise it is easy to strain the chest ligaments."

When chatting with Zhou Ruotong this afternoon, Diao Chan learned a lot of sports-related knowledge, and also learned about the adverse consequences that can be easily caused by wearing the wrong underwear.

"What is a sports bra? Do you have one in your room? Can I give it a try? ”

is really worthy of being a bandit, and his words have a robbery effect.

Diao Chan said with some embarrassment:

"I only have one, I'm wearing it, I'm going to buy you some tomorrow, buy a few more."

Li Yu saw that the two were chatting about underwear, and quickly changed the topic:

"Throwing knives, swords, and broadswords are all ready, you can go to the front and try it."

As soon as she heard this, Mu Guiying immediately revealed her true form, threw the skipping rope to Diao Chan, and walked to the front yard with a roar.

The weapon given by the gods must be super powerful!

Li Yu and Diao Chan followed her, walked through the living room, and saw the long knives placed against the wall under the porch in the front yard, and in a small box next to them, there were fifty new flying knives.

The Xiuluan knife is beautifully made, the handle is made red, the head is bright, shining cold, and you can see that it is very sharp at a glance.

"Good knives!"

When Mu Guiying saw this knife, she couldn't take her eyes off.

She grasped the hilt of the knife, felt the weight, and then stepped into the courtyard with a leap, grabbing the big knife with both hands and dancing vigorously.

The more she played, the more she felt that this knife was easy to use, and she couldn't help but burst into a shout, her waist and eyes were strong, and she held the handle of the knife and swept through the thousands of troops with one move.

"Click!"

The landscape tree planted next to it was cut off at the waist, and the blade swept across the holly bushes, and a piece of holly was suddenly cut off.

Li Yu looked at this scene and opened his mouth in distress, not knowing what to say.

In this small square in the front yard, Qin Qiong has performed swordsmanship, and Lu Bu has performed swordsmanship, but they have not hurt the flowers and plants here.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Mu Guiying made a move, the landscape trees and holly, which had finally survived, were killed.

"Yikes!"

Diao Chan covered his mouth and looked at this scene, but he didn't expect Mu Guiying's combat power to be so strong.

And Wu Song, who also heard the movement, rushed to the yard, looked at the landscape tree that was cut off at the waist, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't know where to spit out.

"I'm sorry sir, I ...... I feel like I'm in trouble. ”

Mu Guiying checked the blade like a baby, and then noticed that there was a mess around, and there was still a half-cut canopy of landscape trees lying next to it.

Remove the likeness, and you're in trouble...... Li Yu muttered, thinking of his own character, he couldn't help but make a relaxed expression:

"The origin and the fall are all fixed numbers, and these trees and flowers can witness that you have obtained divine weapons, and they can be regarded as worthy of death."

What does it mean to slap a swollen face and become fat, this is it.

was obviously distressed to death, but he had to make a breezy expression.

Pretending to be a fairy, it's really tiring!

", is this what Xiuluan slashed with a knife? Awesome! ”

Zhao Dahu came in with a cigarette in his mouth, saw the severed landscape tree, spit out the cigarette butt and ran over, first checked the cut of the landscape tree, then looked at the blade, and laughed:

"The blade I built is really different, hurry up and post it to Moments, you all remember to like it!"

With his interruption, Li Yu couldn't maintain his personality, pointed to the flying knife next to him and said:

"Try the throwing knives, he built them for you."

Wu Song saw that Mu Guiying was really going to try, for fear that she would destroy the entire front yard, so he hurriedly said:

"Go to the backyard and I'll set up a few targets for you to practice."

The last time I bought a compound bow, I bought some professional archery targets, but because there is no archery coach in the homestay, it has not been erected.

Now that she has a knife shooter, hurry up and fiddle with it to save her from ruining the homestay.

As soon as Zhao Dahu saw that there was a target, he happily followed Wu Song to the backyard, came to the corner of the wall on the side of the observation deck, and volunteered to dig a few soil pits with a shovel, plant the target into it, and then fill it with stones and soil to fix the target properly.

Mu Guiying walked over with a flying knife, stood still at a distance of fifty or sixty meters, raised his hand and shook it violently, and a cold light went straight to the bull's-eye.

"Do!"

The flying knife hit the bullseye steadily, and everyone was stunned.

Guns or bows and arrows rely on the power of machinery and gunpowder, but throwing knives rely purely on the strength of the human body, and it is surprising that they can throw so far and be so accurate.

is really worthy of being an apprentice taught by the gods, and the level is high.

It is said that Zhong Wuyan, Fan Lihua and other famous female generals are also apprentices of Li Shan's mother, and I don't know if there will be a chance to meet them in the future.

I hope there won't be a stupid big sister party.

"Damn, the level of this flying knife is really awesome, let's take another one, I'll shoot a small video."

Zhao Dahu looked at the flying knife on the bull's-eye, quickly took a photo, and sent it to the circle of friends to show off later.

Mu Guiying shot two more throwing knives one after another, and each time they hit the bull's-eye steadily, with an accuracy comparable to that of a sharpshooter.

And her movement of throwing the knife is not big, and even a little unexpected, such a means is definitely a big killer weapon on the battlefield, even better than a bow and arrow.

"Amazing, there are still twenty or thirty flying knives left today, I'll bring them to you, this technique is really handsome, call me when I look back at the scenic spot to perform flying knives, I can be a target for free."

After Zhao Dahu finished filming the video, he hurriedly went back to get the flying knife.

Li Yu looked at this guy's back, and he didn't even figure out Mu Guiying's identity, so he yelled to be a model throwing knives, aren't you afraid that Mu Guiying will miss?

The blacksmith's mind is really not something that ordinary people can guess accurately.

After Zhao Dahu left, Mu Guiying inquired:

"Sir, is this a close friend of yours?"

"Yes, he's the blacksmith here, and he's made your broadsword, sword, and throwing knife...... The sword is upstairs, and you can take it back later. ”

As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, Diao Chan, a little expert in playing, went online:

"Sister Gui Ying, the identity of the gentleman is kept secret here, and you must not mention it in front of anyone other than us...... Also, you need money to spend here, you can bring some gold, silver, jewelry, porcelain and other items from the cottage to exchange, Mr. pays attention to fairness and justice, and the items given need to be exchanged. ”

Tsk, this wave of divine cooperation is seamless.

If it weren't for Mu Guiying's still existence, Li Yu really wanted to give Diao Chan a high-five.

Wu Song also added some things that could be exchanged for money in the real world, and Mu Guiying nodded again and again:

"It's my negligence, next time I come, I'll bring more items to exchange with Mr."

Waiting for Zhao Dahu to send the remaining flying knives, Mu Guiying went upstairs again and got the sword called "Woman", and was so happy that she almost split the bookshelf.

When she had made enough fuss, Li Yu asked about the changes in the world of the Romance of the Yang Family's Mansion:

"You've been here for three days?"

"Yes, it's been three whole days, and I'll come as soon as the time comes, for fear that Mr. will wait for a long time."

Wu Song is more concerned about the development of the plot:

"Has Meng Liang gone?"

"It hasn't appeared yet, Xiaomei has been looking around, and I haven't heard any movement, but I have ordered all the passes in Dazhai to be strictly guarded, once Meng Liang appears, kill him!"

This can't be another plot change, right?

Li Yu planned to observe more, and by the way, let Mu Guiying explore the world of romance more.

After chatting about this, he asked Diao Chan to take Mu Guiying back to the room, measure his body data, and prepare to buy a batch of new clothes for Mu Guiying.

I don't know how the follow-up plot will develop, if Mu Guiying finally marries the Yang family, then support some strategic materials to make the Yang family fight more smoothly.

However, these materials are not given in vain, after all, in the world of romance, the entire imperial court relies on the Yang family to support it, and when the time comes, it is not too much to loot some royal artworks or something, right?

It's a pity that you can't buy cannons or rockets, otherwise when you attack the Tianmen Array, you will directly cover it with artillery fire, giving Lu Dongbin and Empress Dowager Xiao a little shock to modern military.

Speaking of Lu Dongbin, Li Yu plans to take the time to flip through "Eight Immortals Across the Sea" and the like, find Lu Dongbin's weaknesses, and let Mu Guiying clean him up in a targeted manner.

If it was Lu Dongbin in the Eight Immortals World, Li Yu would definitely not dare to have this thought.

But in "The Romance of the Yang Family", Lu Dongbin's strength is not strong, and when he broke through the Tianmen Array, he was even almost captured by Mu Guiyingsheng, at this level, if he released the Water Margin world, it is estimated that even Gongsun Sheng can beat him.

"Sir, what does my future husband look like?"

After measuring the body data, Mu Guiying cared about Yang Zongbao's appearance.

It is estimated that she is also beginning to hesitate to marry into the Yang family, and it is not cost-effective or unnecessary to sacrifice the lives of several generations for the sake of a poor court.

How good it is to continue to be a mountain king, occasionally come to eat and drink, cool and crooked.

Li Yu glanced at Diao Chan, this little girl wouldn't say anything to Mu Guiying again, right?

He opened "The Romance of the Yang Family", found the passage where Yang Zongbao appeared, and said:

"You look good, but you are a few years younger than you, the first time you went to the battlefield, you were scared away by the enemy general, and your martial arts are also very average, after you got married, you became a marshal and he was a pioneer, and I was jealous of you."

Although Yang Zongbao is Mu Guiying's official match, Yang Zongbao is not worthy of Mu Guiying, whether it is in the script or in the opera.

It doesn't matter if the level is not good, the key is that I still like to play some irrelevant cautious eyes.

For example, when Mu Guiying was in charge for the first time, as a pioneer officer, he kept holding back not to tell his father Yang Liulang that the coach was Mu Guiying, and then there was a farce of his father-in-law kneeling down to worship his daughter-in-law.

In addition, he didn't listen to Mu Guiying's orders, so he had to bring people to meet the enemy, and he was defeated.

is willful and disobedient, and she is completely a grumpy little daughter-in-law, which forms a strong contrast with Mu Guiying, who strategizes and prohibits heralds.

"It's a milky kid?"

Mu Guiying frowned, with a little disappointment on her face.

If she hadn't come here, she might still think it was good, but think about the classmates in her class, Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms, Qin Qiong of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and even Wu Song, who was a hundred years old in the future, were also heroic and strong in martial arts.

Compared with such a hero, Yang Zongbao really doesn't look pleasing to the eye.

Wu Song saw that Mu Guiying was not very satisfied with Yang Zongbao, and seriously suggested:

"If Sister Gui Ying doesn't like Yang Zongbao, she can send someone to send the Dragon Descending Wood outside, or directly destroy the two Dragon Descending Trees and cut off their thoughts."

Damn, Erlang is a good idea...... Li Yu thought about it along this line of thought, and felt more and more that destroying the Dragon Descending Wood was a very clever trick.

Mu Kezhai has no dragon descending wood, so naturally there will be no more entanglements with the Yang family.

But this kind of key prop shouldn't be destroyed, right?

Mu Guiying, a violent maniac, is still very handy at destroying things:

"Since the martial brother said so, then the little sister will go back and try, the dragon descending wood is not very useful in the village, and it will be ruined...... Xiaomei wants to marry a big hero who stands up to the sky, but she is not a hairy boy. ”

Her categorical tone made Li Yu even more convinced that when she was just measuring the clothes, Diao Chan, the little girl, definitely fanned the flames.

Mu Guiying didn't stay long, packed up the sword, held the box containing the flying knife, carried the big knife, and returned to the world of the Yang Family's Mansion Romance in a hurry.

"Little Cicada, what did you just say to Mu Guiying?"

In the study, Li Yu looked at Diao Chan, who ate oranges to supplement vitamin C, and asked curiously.

"It's nothing, it's just the words of some girls...... This orange is so sweet, Mr. taste it, and the concubine peels it with her own hands. ”

Li Yu knew that this girl refused to tell the truth, so he didn't ask much.

Wu Song on the side asked:

"It is said that it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage, if we destroy the marriage of Gui Ying's sister, will Li Shan's mother and the eight immortals and others kill them?"

(End of chapter)