Chapter 118: Mu Guiying: I punch a little friend [ask for a monthly ticket]
"Why don't you kidnap for your brother...... Looking for one? ”
As soon as Lu Bu heard Wu Song's thoughts, he was about to say that he had been taken captive from the Three Kingdoms, but when he thought that Zhao Dahu and Zhang Guoan were also there, he quickly changed the conversation and changed the captivity to finding.
"Don't bother with my brother, just let it be."
Wu Song knew very well where Lu Bu would find it, so he quickly refused, since he wanted to integrate into this society, he naturally didn't want to find an ancient person, but wanted to find a beautiful woman from modern society.
But in the end, it depends on fate, and if fate is not enough, it cannot be forced.
Zhao Dahu looked at Lu Bu in surprise and asked:
"Big man, do you still have the resources for this? Can you introduce one to my brother? He is now the security manager of the scenic spot, he has just retired from marriage, and now it is a window period. ”
Lu Bu calculated for a while like a half-fairy, and patted Zhang Guoan on the shoulder:
"This brother's marriage is in a hurry, and within three years, he will definitely get a beauty."
Well, give people hope first, if it is not realized after three years, then there will be another three-year period, anyway, it is pushed back, I don't believe that he is a flying fish suit manager who has been in the scenic spot all the year round, and he can't find a suitable object.
Zhang Guoan said with a smile:
"Thank you, brother, if you really have a good fate, I will definitely invite you to drink when I get married."
"Haha, it's easy to say, who is with whom our brothers."
Lu Bu laughed casually, waited for Zhang Guoan to say goodbye and left, and said to Wu Song:
"I thought that Brother Xian and Sister Gui Ying were from the same dynasty, and there would be a good relationship."
Wu Song smiled and shook his head:
"The little brother only treats her as a noisy girl, such a frank person, but in the end she bears the fate of her family and country, and there is no naïve behavior after marriage, which is really a pity."
"Yes, this girl has an upright personality and doesn't hide her selfishness, so it's a pity for her brother."
The two sat in the doorway and chatted for a while, waiting until night fell, when they returned upstairs to see how the video was cut.
Before he entered the study, he heard Mu Guiying slapping the table in impotent rage:
"What is a math problem? What does the Diao Chan Fairy want to let the master of this village learn this? It's such a headache that I'd rather loot ten villages than look at these Rausch math problems again! ”
Wu Song was happy in his heart, this must be Diao Chan finding balance in Mu Guiying.
This little girl is really naughty.
When I came to the study, I saw Mu Guiying answering a set of first-grade mathematics test papers, the difficulty of this set of test papers was quite small, and it was thoughtfully converted into traditional Chinese characters, which is not difficult.
But at this time, she was hovering on the verge of going berserk:
"A bus, two children go up at the first stop, and three children come down; One child went down at the second stop, and two children came up...... What is this, grandma and I punched a child and told them all to get out of the car...... What is a bus? ”
Diao Chan clutched his stomach and laughed non-stop.
It's back, and the confidence of this fairy is finally back!
If it weren't for the fear of being spanked by Sister Gui Ying, I really wanted to get up and dance a dance to celebrate.
Seeing Wu Song, Mu Guiying hurriedly asked:
"Brother Wujia, have you also learned this kind of math problem?"
Wu Song had a reserved face that belonged to a scholar:
After confirming that he stayed in the real world, Brother Li took a set of math test papers for me to do, and it only took more than half an hour to get a mere 100 points...... This kind of math problem is easier in the lower grades, and more difficult in the upper grades. ”
Wu Song has now begun to learn multiplication, not only is he several grades ahead of Mu Guiying, but even Diao Chan, the class leader, is at least three semesters behind in the course.
Xueba's life is so boring and boring.
What the hell, let me see it smartly...... Seeing that Mu Guiying was deflated, Lu Bu couldn't help but lean over:
"What is Sister Xian writing about? Let's try it for my brother. ”
Five minutes later......
"What kind of nonsense is this? Brother Xian, are you printing this kind of paper for the amusement of me? ”
The two of them got together, and the more they looked at these words, the more they looked like tadpoles, and they even had a feeling of wanting to fall asleep, which formed a strong contrast with the enthusiasm of learning flying knives in the backyard just now.
Li Yu was editing the video, and when he heard this, he twisted his face and said:
"If you lead troops to fight, you should learn basic mathematics, and then familiarize yourself with the science of co-ordination, which is good for you."
There were so many factors to consider when fighting a war in ancient times.
For example, for an army of 100,000, how many pots, how many kettles, how many tents to build, how many toilets and pits to dig, how much grain to prepare, and how many vehicles are needed to transport these grains, etc., all need to be considered.
Although the strategists who accompany the army can also do this, it is far less conducive to controlling the troops than mastering it themselves.
A good general can command hundreds of thousands of troops like his fingers, up to the flanks of the front army, down to the squad scouts, all in an orderly manner.
When Lu Bu heard this, he didn't mumble anymore, but folded his fingers and calculated carefully.
For a person like him, who leads troops all year round, simple calculations must be no problem, but these math problems are a little unfamiliar and difficult in a modern context.
This is also the reason why he and Mu Guiying became more and more irritable the more they answered.
If the topic is changed to raiding alien camps, the enthusiasm of these two people will increase a lot.
Seeing Li Yu speak, Diao Chan didn't be naughty anymore, but came downstairs, took out the leftover durian from the refrigerator in the morning, washed some other fruits, and brought them upstairs.
"Try the fruits that my sister Zhou bought, they can only be grown in the hot areas of the south."
After the durian was frozen, the taste was almost exactly the same as ice cream, and when Mu Guiying tasted it, she couldn't help but show off a whole piece in her mouth, and almost ate the core together:
"It's beautiful, it's like eating meat, can you give me two? I want to give it to my master to taste. ”
Hey, you're quite filial, no wonder Mother Li Shan spoils you so much...... Li Yuzheng wanted to have a good relationship with Li Shan's mother, so he hurriedly said:
"I'll go to the supermarket tomorrow and buy some, buy more, and you can all take it home and try it."
As soon as Diao Chan heard about shopping, the gene of shopping was immediately activated:
"Sir, can the concubine follow?"
"Of course you can, you can just choose some snacks and drinks, the cold air is coming again, if it snows heavily, you may not be able to go down the mountain for several days, you have to have enough supplies."
"That concubine is going to buy a big cart of things tomorrow and fill my room!"
Are you a hamster...... Li Yu looked at Mu Guiying:
"Do the clothes and shoes fit? If it's okay, I'll buy you a few more sets, modern clothes are more convenient and cheaper than the clothes you had at that time. ”
"Fit, fit, by the way, can you buy more of that kind of sports bra? I ......"
Before she finished speaking, she was gently patted by Diao Chan:
"How can the girls discuss this in a grand manner, you can tell me if you want, and the little sister will buy it for you."
Mu Guiying still looks like he acts rashly:
"Haha, that's great, buy me at least ten pieces, I'm afraid I won't be able to dry it when it rains on a cloudy day."
If you don't talk about it, it's really hard to communicate with bandits...... Diao Chan stroked his forehead, not knowing what to say.
Li Yu felt that now should be a rare happy time for Mu Guiying, and when he married into the Yang family, he would not have a moment of freedom and tranquility, even if he was about to give birth, he was ordered by Yang Liulang to go into battle, and finally gave birth in front of the two armies.
How embarrassing is this meeting for a woman?
But no one cares about the men and women of the Yang family, in their eyes, for the glory of the Yang family, even if they die, they will not hesitate, and even not dying is not considered to contribute to the Yang family.
Thinking of this kind of foolish and loyal family, Li Yu shuddered a little.
The Yang family is great and worthy of praise, but to let a stupid sister with a big personality marry into this kind of family, he is ten thousand unwilling in his heart.
There is no way, the dog chose Mu Guiying as the administrator, as the owner of the homestay, he naturally has to consider the administrator.
As for the Yang family, just let them continue to be great with the glory, as long as they don't pull Mu Guiying into the water, they can even provide a small wave of support.
Thinking of this, Li Yu confirmed to Mu Guiying:
"Is the Dragon Descending Wood destroyed?"
"It was destroyed, but two more trees grew back on the back mountain."
Damn, the rules of this world are pretty bummers.
李裕 says:
"You can cut it down and send it directly to the Yang family's camp, just say that there are immortals who have calculated that the Yang family has this difficulty, and they are here to help, and they will withdraw if they send things over, and they will not be involved with the Yang family."
The dragon descending wood can't be destroyed, so you can only find a way to use it.
One was sent to the Yang family's camp, and the other could even be given to Yang Wulang, so that he could find other reasons to excuse himself and not talk about Mu Kezhai.
"Also, lie to your master and tell her that you don't want to marry into the Yang family, you don't want to have anything to do with their family, and intervene from the immortal level."
This girl can think of the master when she eats durian, and she must have a secret way to contact Li Shan's mother.
Anyway, find a way to ruin the plot first.
Lu Bu was fascinated when he heard it:
"It's a pity that there are no immortals in the Three Kingdoms World, otherwise I would have contacted my brother."
There are relatively few gods and demons in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and the most powerful ones are only Zhang Jiao, the leader of the Yellow Turban Army, and Yu Ji and a few other people, all of whom are outsiders to the Tao.
On the contrary, there are many masters in "Water Margin".
Needless to say, Liangshan's royal plug-in Gongsun Sheng, attacking the city and grabbing the land, breaking the formation and killing the enemy, how to use it is easy, so that the author has to let him hide at every turn, otherwise the plot cannot be promoted.
And Gongsun Sheng's master, Luo Zhenren, is divided according to the level of cultivation, at least at the level of earth immortals.
In addition, Elder Zhizhen who can see through Lu Zhishen's fate on Wutai Mountain, the Heavenly Master on Dragon and Tiger Mountain, etc., are not low in level, and if they start a madness, maybe ordinary little gods will have to retreat.
Listening to Li Yu's arrangement, Mu Guiying was not in the mood to eat fruit, so she threw Lu Bu ten flying knives, brought the clothes prepared for her, and hurriedly said goodbye and left.
After she left, Li Yu edited the video properly and copied it to Lu Bu's mobile phone, this guy also took the flying knife and returned to the Three Kingdoms World, ready to practice a wave of flying knife skills before the war began.
Diao Chan looked at "The Romance of the Yang Family's Mansion" and asked with some concern:
"Sir, if Sister Gui Ying doesn't marry into the Yang family, won't the Tianmen Array be broken?"
Li Yu smiled and said:
"How is it possible, Han Zhongli will still pass down the Heavenly Book of Breaking the Formation, and even if there is no Heavenly Book, it is simple to deal with Lu Dongbin in this world, go to the funeral shop to tie a thousand paper figures, write the name of the white peony, and swing forward to the formation, I don't believe that Lu Dongbin can continue to calm down."
Wu Song also studied the book deeply, and he said:
"In the book, it is written that Gui Ying's sister gave birth to a child in battle, and her blood rushed into the formation, causing Lu Dongbin's mana to be lost...... You can collect some pig and dog blood and use a high-pressure water gun to hit the formation, and I think it will have a similar effect. ”
Wow, Erlang, you actually thought of such a way, it seems that you have a lot of opinions on Lu Dongbin.
Think about it, the gods of the dignified Han people actually went to help the Khitan people fight the Han people, and this kind of traitorous behavior has to be permanently nailed to the pillar of shame and spurned by the people.
After chatting about this, Diao Chan and Wu Song learned separately.
Li Yu made an appointment with Zhou Ruotong to meet tomorrow, played games for a while, and went back to the room to rest.
The next morning, he took the white porcelain vase and jade bowl to the car, drove Diao Chan to the Guanlan Mingshu Community, and parked the car in Zhou Ruotong's parking space.
"Wow, this little car next to it looks so cute."
"That's your sister Zhou's toy, it seems to be a cold royal sister, but she loves to play in her heart."
Li Yu held a box containing a jade bowl in one hand and a white porcelain bottle of the Sui Dynasty in the other, came to the elevator, and was just about to press the door, the elevator opened, and Zhou Ruotong, who was wearing pink slippers, put his hands in his pockets and appeared in front of the two of them.
"What do you mean about me?"
Diao Chan hurriedly trotted over and grabbed Zhou Ruotong's hand:
"I didn't say anything bad about Sister Zhou, Brother Yu praised you, saying that you are the most beautiful girl he has ever seen."
Zhou Ruotong glanced at Li Yu, and was just about to tease a few words, but his attention was attracted by the white porcelain bottle:
"I'll just say that you suddenly asked the price of white porcelain in the Sui Dynasty was wrong, and there was really something inside."
Li Yu smiled and didn't speak, took the elevator to the upper floor, and changed into the pair of blue cotton slippers.
Zhou Ruotong took a pair of warm yellow velvet slippers from the shoe cabinet for Diao Chan, which were the same as her pink slippers, and it seemed that she had long planned to invite Diao Chan to be a guest.
Walking into the room, Li Yu put down the porcelain vase and box, and said to Zhou Ruotong:
"This time there is nothing, I will bring it all to you."
Zhou Ruotong naturally didn't believe it, but she didn't debunk it, she held the white porcelain vase and looked at it for a while, and said seriously:
"This white porcelain vase is good, and it is very valuable for research."
Then she opened the box again and saw the jade bowl prepared by Li Yu.
This bowl is not big, but the workmanship is very exquisite, especially the bowl mouth part is also inlaid with a circle of gold, which looks golden, very similar to the gold buckle jade bowl of the National Museum.
Zhou Ruotong looked at Li Yu, and was about to say that this bowl was too valuable, Li Yu said:
"Don't ask me where I came from, don't tell me the price, I won't ask if these two things are delivered to you, and you won't tell me too much."
It's expensive and distressing, and it's cheap and guilty, it's better to just be like this.
I don't even know if I'm losing, like a fool...... Zhou Ruotong said two sentences in his heart, did not speak again, but locked the jade bowl and porcelain bottle into the safe.
When Li Yu was sitting on the sofa and preparing to experience the 100-inch TV in the living room, Diao Chan sneakily came to Zhou Ruotong's side and secretly handed her a hairpin:
"Sister Zhou, this is my gift to you, I hope you don't dislike it...... Like Brother Yu, don't ask where you got it, don't talk about the price. ”
Zhou Ruotong: ????????
Are you two planning to abscond out of the country?
Why do you talk like this?
She didn't care about this hairpin at first, but after listening to Diao Chan's words, she took it in her hand and looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but chuckle in her heart:
This style ...... Is it Han Dynasty jewelry?
My God, what day is today, is there a big delivery of cultural relics?
She glanced at Li Yu, who was studying the TV, this stinky guy just said that there were no cultural relics, and he was slapped in the face by his cousin in less than two minutes, can't you two confess?
"Okay, I won't ask, thank you for the gift, my sister will always treasure it."
In the past, when encountering cultural relics, Zhou Ruotong would start from the aspect of research value, but today, she doesn't want to think about these anymore, and just wants to treasure the gifts given by the brothers and sisters for the rest of her life.
Putting the hairpin head back into the safe, Zhou Ruotong said to Li Yu:
"Don't watch TV, find a place to eat, I have to go to the ruins of the royal tomb in the afternoon, I can't miss it."
"Okay, eat hot pot or something else?"
Zhou Ruotong is not interested in what to eat, he just wants to study this stinky cat that takes out cultural relics from time to time.
But I think I still have something to do in the afternoon, and it's okay to eat hot pot.
In this way, the three of them came to the hot pot restaurant in a mighty way, and the waiter who made up more than 100 episodes of dog blood plot yesterday was numb.
The day before yesterday was a date, yesterday was cheating, so what is the situation today?
Can you do whatever you want if you're handsome?
The three of them ordered food and had a lively hot pot. After the meal, Zhou Ruotong didn't go upstairs again, and drove her Land Rover Defender directly out of the community and headed for the Royal Tomb Ruins Park.
Li Yu drove Diao Chan to the largest supermarket in Yinzhou, ready to purchase a wave.
"Brother Yu, what is this little car for?"
"Shopping cart, let's push one each, buy more."
"Okay!"
The two first chose a bunch of durians, bought a lot of fresh fruits, and a variety of snacks, such as seaweed, potato chips, shrimp crackers, and pistachios.
At first, I thought that two shopping carts would be enough, but I ended up buying more and more, and finally bought a full four carts.
loaded all these things for food and drink into the car, and the two went to buy a bunch of clothes for Mu Guiying, especially the sports bras they wanted, and directly bought twenty pieces, saving her from being too much.
By the time these things are loaded into the car, not only the trunk is already stuffed, but even the rear seats are full.
Diao Chan in the passenger seat held a pink pig doll and said:
"I didn't expect Sister Zhou to live in such a big house alone, it's good to be rich."
李裕 says:
"I've worked hard to buy a house like this...... Well, I bought her upstairs, and I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I jumped a few times and asked her to come up for supper. ”
"Haha, Brother Yu, you're so bad!"
The two chatted and returned to the B&B, and after a long period of tossing, they moved all the things in the car upstairs.
In the days that followed, the B&B fell into a lull.
Li Yu goes to the scenic spot every day to take a turn to understand the business situation, occasionally goes to the Hanfu factory to see the production progress, and plays games at night, or teaches math problems to a little stupid, and the life is relaxed and comfortable.
Friday came, after dinner, he was just about to take Diao Chan to see the iron flower, when he suddenly saw a burly figure standing next to the stable, combing the yellow horse.
Well? Second Brother Qin is here?
Li Yu hurriedly walked over and wanted to know the progress of the plot in the Sui and Tang dynasties......
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