Chapter 124: Immortals Can't Resist the Temptation of Milk Tea! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
is worthy of being an apprentice of the gods, and he is confident enough.
Li Yu silently complained for a few sentences, and when the electric five-wheel drove to him, he greeted the boss who sent the car, took the car keys, checked various accessories, confirmed that there was no problem, and called the scenic commuter car with the walkie-talkie to send the agricultural machinery boss down the mountain.
"This car looks so domineering, teach me how to drive."
With the electric five wheels, it is much more convenient to buy things or deliver crops and fertilizers.
Li Yu briefly introduced the opening method, and soon, Mu Guiying shouted and drove around with the electric five wheels.
When she had made enough fuss, Li Yu thought that several people had different ways of crossing, and asked curiously:
"How did you get here?"
Lu Bu can come when he wants, Wu Song can only cross over if he is in a mood, and Qin Qiong has always recalled the first time he came, so he can come.
Several people have different ways of traversing, but they all need 'doors' as a medium for traversing.
Mu Guiying didn't expect Li Yu to ask this:
"Sir, you are so powerful, don't you know it when you pinch it, do you still need to ask?"
Look, that's the disadvantage of pretending to be a fairy.
Li Yu said earnestly:
"I am not omniscient and omnipotent, each of you has different fates, and this is all related to the 'one' that has escaped, please elaborate on it."
Fortunately, Mu Guiying was so foolish, I just don't know if she would repeat this to Li Shan's mother.
Mu Guiying thought about it carefully and said:
"As long as I passed through the door, I thought about going to a place that the master couldn't control, so I came, and the first time I thought it was a trial of demons laid by the master, so I planned to leave with a killing spree......"
When she said this, she was rarely embarrassed on her face, knowing that there was a disaster that day.
But it was that day that this smug silly girl pushed open the door to a new world and gave fate a little more possibilities.
I even want to avoid the master, what a psychological shadow the old mother of the human race has caused to you.
This simple and crude way of education is unacceptable.
With the courage to complain, Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
"Next time, build a wide gate near your cultivated land in Mukezhai, and enter and exit from there later."
You have to explain it clearly in advance, lest this girl drive a tractor and directly push the gate of Mukezhai, this kind of bandit entrenchment place should not be enough for the tractor arch.
"Sir's point is yes, I'll go back and get a door out first, so as not to smash the house to pieces."
Mu Guiying jumped off the electric five wheels, and saw Diao Chan holding a cup of milk tea and drinking it, and she was also a little greedy:
"Delicious?"
"Mmmm, it's super delicious, I have to buy a cup every time I go to the city, and your cup is also full sugar, try it."
After speaking, Diao Chan took the straw and inserted it into another cup of milk tea and handed it to Mu Guiying.
"I hate drinking milky stuff the most, it's fishy and hard...... Wow, this water is delicious, it's called milk tea, right? Haha, I'll bring it back later, and I'll be angry with my master. ”
Li Yu: "......"
Can you not pull us by the death?
He picked up his unopened milk tea, and handed it to Mu Guiying with a package:
"Bring it to your master and let her taste it."
"Haha, then she must be happy with her nose bubbling!"
After speaking, Mu Guiying took a big sip of milk tea, and hurriedly walked to the door of the backyard with Li Yu's brown sugar popping milk tea, and disappeared.
"Sir, will Sister Gui Ying's master be addicted to drinking and let us deliver milk tea every day?"
Diao Chan sat on the electric five wheels, his legs swaying at will, looking relaxed and comfortable.
I wish my mother was addicted to milk tea...... Li Yu picked up the fruit tea and took a sip:
"Then buy it, it's no problem to buy it every day."
is racking his brains to have a good relationship with the old mother of the human race, if he can engage in milk tea diplomacy, it is simply dozing off and sending a pillow.
Mu Guiying may not be able to come for a while, and the two of them are too lazy to stand here and blow the wind.
Li Yu locked the door of the tractor, pulled out the electric five-wheeled car key, and returned to the homestay with Diao Chan, who was holding milk tea and sipping it.
"Sir, can we play badminton at three o'clock?"
When ordering milk tea, Diao Chan indulged a little, and changed the seven-point sugar he originally liked to drink to full sugar, although he drank it now, he was full of guilt.
I plan to play badminton after drinking and keep in shape by exercising.
Li Yu was never against the movement:
"No problem, let's start after a while."
When he came upstairs, he turned on the computer, and just as he was about to continue watching the relevant videos of modern agricultural planting, Hao Zhenzhen sent a WeChat message:
"Manager Wu put forward a bunch of opinions today, do you want to come and listen?"
Li Yu has little interest in management:
"No, you're the factory director, you just call the shots...... By the way, he said that it is best to have a car and send the female workers home directly from a distance, what do you think? ”
"I've already asked people to buy Iveco, two Iveco, and hire two drivers, it's enough."
Tsk, this execution, no wonder it can be put into production in a short period of time.
Li Yu was about to praise Hao Zhenzhen for a few words, but she took the initiative to ask:
"Manager Wu doesn't have a driver's license yet, do you want him to take the test? The factory can be reimbursed, and it doesn't cost much to get a driver's license anyway. ”
"Let's wait until his house is ready, I'm so busy right now, I guess I don't have time to practice after signing up."
When the time comes, give Wu Song a car at the driving school, let him practice more, and strive to pass.
Hung up the phone, Li Yu turned on the computer, and then watched last night's video, Diao Chan was holding a copy of "Water Margin", and sat obediently on the side and flipped through it seriously.
Half an hour later, the two went downstairs to play badminton in the backyard.
When it was in full swing, the figure at the door of the backyard flashed, and Mu Guiying returned again.
"Little Cicada Fairy, I've finished measuring Master's body."
Diao Chan held the badminton racket and said speechlessly:
"Don't shout so loudly, there is also your master's dojo in this world, maybe she is silently watching you from a corner."
"Don't be afraid, with Mr. here, can she still turn the sky upside down?"
Li Yu felt that sooner or later he would be killed by this girl, so he quickly changed the topic:
"The door on the edge of the farmland is ready?"
"Okay, that's where I came from, cut three pieces of wood, prop them into a door frame, and fix them with a rope, isn't that enough, simple."
After Mu Guiying finished speaking, she solemnly took out a copy paper from her arms, on which the measured numbers were recorded.
Diao Chan took it over, saw the group of data above, and couldn't help but say:
"Your master's figure is so perfect, better than many models' figures."
Recently, I often read women's magazines, this girl has a deep understanding of the figure, and often secretly measures her measurements to make comparisons.
Mu Guiying grabbed the badminton racket and waved it a few times:
"It will be perfect for such a stinky and beautiful person to pinch his body...... By the way, sir, she liked the milk tea just now, and she still sucked the beads in it after drinking it, can you have a few more cups next time, so that she can drink enough. ”
Sure enough, even women can't resist the temptation of milk tea, even the ancestors of mankind are no exception!
The gods took the bait...... Li Yu hurriedly agreed:
"No problem, no problem, I'll buy the milk tea in advance in the future, and I'll deliver it if you're not busy."
Milk tea diplomacy really worked, but it's a bit inconvenient to buy one cup at a time, do you want to buy some milk tea powder online for blending?
Li Yu thought about it and vetoed the idea again.
If you want to mix it yourself, a certain gluttonous little girl will definitely have two cups of Meizizi a day, and quickly transform into a fat cicada baby.
Forget it, just be troublesome, just think of it as a contribution to the economy.
It just so happens that there is a Honey Snow Ice City in the scenic spot, and I wander around every day to buy a few cups for Mu Guiying to take back, which can not only exercise the body, but also tie up the gods, the best of both worlds.
As for whether Li Shan's mother's body can bear it, there is no need to worry about this.
People are immortals, there is no such problem, and even if the body is broken, you can pinch it again, go back and ask Mu Guiying to bring a few women's magazines over, maybe it will inspire Niangniang to create new inspiration.
"What did your master say besides praising milk tea?"
I have to find out the thoughts of the old mother of the human race, so as not to stutter for a long time, and when I go back to the Guling Mountain Scenic Area, I will still be beaten up, which will be a loss.
Mu Guiying took the shuttlecock and threw it upward, then grabbed the racket and buckled it hard, and the shuttlecock was knocked out of the wall.
She waved her racket and said:
"I really can't hide anything, sir, my master asked me in detail about how I came, and calculated your identity, but after the calculation, it was not right, I am very curious about where you are sacred."
I guess I'm looking at the fairy roster one by one.
It's a pity that this is destined to be futile, because I am not a god at all, let alone a congenital being, and the direction of the mother is wrong, so naturally there will be no result.
"Didn't you say anything else?"
She also said that no matter which old guy of the same generation you are, as long as she catches the trace, you will unscrew your Heavenly Spirit Cover first...... Don't be afraid, sir, she just talks angrily, my master is very gentle most of the time, and he will not be so violent. ”
Yes, gently unscrew my heavenly spirit cover......
I always thought that Mu Guiying's violent maniac was the reason why she was born as a bandit, but now it seems that Gen'er is still with her master.
The master is a violent maniac, and the apprentice will follow the violence in the same way.
Fortunately, Li Shan's mother doesn't know much about the real world, otherwise she would have knocked on the door by now.
Mu Guiying felt that badminton was not fun, so she dropped her racket and went straight to the tractor outside.
"It's not as fun as the sacred cow, and it's fun to have another lap."
Li Yu felt that the land made her toss again, and she was afraid that she could only use it for children to play with sand, so she stopped:
"The door is locked, and you have a key to open it...... You must keep the keys over there, and don't give them indiscriminately, lest they flee from Mukezhai and join other forces. ”
"Sir, don't worry, I only teach the most loyal subordinates to open, and don't even think about touching others."
As he spoke, the rumbling sound of cars outside was heard, and fertilizer was delivered.
The fertilizer is delivered by a few common Dongfeng trucks, which are not too large and suitable for walking mountain roads.
"Brother, where is the fertilizer unloaded?"
"Let's unload it here, anyway, it will be used in the past two days."
When the boss of the fertilizer store heard this, he began to direct the workers to unload the trucks.
Mu Guiying circled the truck a few times, with excitement and excitement in her eyes:
"Sir, can I drive these cars?"
"Not yet, the road conditions over there are too bad, let's talk about it when the road is repaired later."
Now it's time to develop agriculture and let Lishan's mother see the new changes, but it's not for you to be in the limelight over there.
It didn't take long for 50 tons of fertilizer and 25 tons of phosphate fertilizer to be unloaded, and the store owner and stevedores drove back.
Mu Guiying climbed to the top of the fertilizer pile in three or two, full of curiosity about these urea:
"If these things are scattered in the ground, can they really make the crops grow well?"
"Yes, remember the dosage, sprinkle a large bag of urea and a small bag of phosphate fertilizer on an acre of land, and then plow the ground after sprinkling, and then crush it after plowing, and then plant potatoes."
In ancient times, watering was inconvenient, so we had to plant it quickly while the soil moisture of the new plough was good, and if we waited for the water to dry, no matter how good the seeds were, they would not germinate.
Mu Guiying solemnly wrote it down, then followed Li Yu upstairs and received her newbie gift package - mobile phone, tablet, solar charger......
"Little Cicada, teach Gui Ying how to use her mobile phone, and I'll cache some farming videos on my tablet."
"Okay sir, the concubine will teach Sister Guiying."
Diao Chan took the phone out of the box, and instead of turning it on immediately, he opened the drawer and took out a recently completed mobile phone card from inside.
After Li Yu got a mobile phone card for Diao Chan last time, he took his ID card and went to the business hall of Telecom and Unicom to apply for a few more cards.
These ancient people didn't have a mobile phone card, and they couldn't use it for multiple functions, so they simply sent one for each person.
It is precisely because everyone has a mobile phone card that Diao Chan built a crossing team group and pulled several people in.
Now, there are many new members in the group, but unfortunately Lu Bu and Qin Qiong are not there, only when they come to the real world will their mobile phones have a signal and receive group messages.
After installing the mobile phone card, Diao Chan pressed the power button and said to Mu Guiying, who was eager to try it next to him:
"Long press for a few seconds and the phone will turn on, and generally if there is any problem, it can be solved by restarting the boot."
After turning on the phone, first explain the basic functions to Mu Guiying, then install various APPs for her, register WeChat by the way, and pull Mu Guiying into the [Crossing Squad] group.
"This is called a swarm?"
Although Mu Guiying has been here a few times, she has never touched her mobile phone and is a little confused.
Diao Chan said to her seriously:
"In this group, except for Mr., they are all people like us who have crossed over, and the top one [so handsome that people and gods are angry] is Brother Fengxian, and his screen name is said to have been given by Sun Facai."
Mu Guiying looked at it, the avatar was very coquettish, and the name was very stylish, which was Wen Hou's character.
"Who is this [Joan Five] below?"
"It's Brother Shubao, this is the fake name he often uses, and he also uses it here."
"Then this [killing the tiger is not worth mentioning] is a martial brother?"
"Yes, it's Brother Erlang, he likes others to praise the killing of tigers with their bare hands...... and [Worm is not alone] and the bottom [Boss Li who opens a homestay] is me and Mr., Sister Guiying, what WeChat name do you want to give yourself?"
Although the grades of the scumbag are not good, they are still very good at choosing crooked ways such as names.
Mu Guiying pondered for a moment, and then said a screen name:
"I want to suppress Wen Hou's arrogance, just call it [Outrageously beautiful], it's all my own people, keep a low profile."
You're not low-key enough, are you, really the female version of Lu Wenhou...... Diao Chan teased in her heart and helped Mu Guiying change her nickname.
As soon as he finished his work, Wu Song posted a message in the group:
"Is this Gui Ying's sister coming in?"
After speaking, he sent a lucky red envelope to the group:
"Send a red envelope of 100 yuan to celebrate, Sister Gui Ying can try her luck."
Mu Guiying was a little confused, but also felt a little funny, pestering Diao Chan and asking:
"Brother Samurai, what are you doing? What is a red envelope? What should I do? It feels so fun, but unfortunately the thought of my master not being able to play makes me want to laugh out loud......"
What did your master do to accept such a superb apprentice as you?
Diao Chan told her the essentials of receiving red envelopes, and also used grain to convert purchasing power:
"This 100 yuan can buy seventy or eighty catties of grain, but this is everyone's luck, the better the luck, the bigger the red envelope will be."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly folded her hands and bowed:
"Master, Master, bless me with good luck, grab a red envelope to buy you milk tea to drink!"
She confidently clicked on the red envelope, and then a number popped up on the page:
$0.01.
"This ...... What's the situation? ”
Mu Guiying was a little confused, welcome my red envelope, and I will draw a penny?
Diao Chan took out his mobile phone and said:
"I'll try my luck."
She clicked on the red envelope, and another number popped up on the page:
99.51 yuan.
"Wow, I actually grabbed a super large red envelope, I'm so lucky!"
Diao Chan was so excited that she spun in place for several weeks, and ran to Li Yu's side to show off, seeing Mu Guiying's unhappy face, she couldn't help but smile, first thanked Wu Song, and then sent a red envelope in the group.
Mu Guiying took the mobile phone and quickly clicked on it.
A little better luck this time:
$0.15.
"Little cicada fairy, how much money did you pay? Am I lucky? ”
"I've sent a hundred, and your luck is too bad, right?"
Mu Guiying: "......"
Red envelopes are not fun at all, if you don't play it, you won't play it!
Li Yu finished caching the video, and seeing that the time was not early, he said to Mu Guiying:
"After getting familiar with the phone and tablet, let's go to the backyard and start loading and transporting fertilizer...... It's a total of seventy-five tons, why don't you call Brother Fengxian and Second Brother Qin over? ”
That's the disadvantage of not having a big truck, and you have to dump all the supplies yourself.
But for the sake of secrecy, this can only be done for the time being.
Mu Guiying was holding her breath in her heart, waved her hand and said:
"No, I'll do it myself."
There are several strong men around, how can you let a girl move.
Li Yu got up and said:
"Wait a minute, let's move together, I'll call them."
He went down the stairs, and just as he was about to go to find Brother Dao, he saw Lu Bu coming from the back door in a hurry.
Huh?
Is it such a coincidence?
Li Yu greeted the past:
"Brother is in a hurry, what's the matter?"
lv bu says:
"Brother Fa Cai sent another letter, hey, give it to you."
He took out the letter sealed in brown paper from his bosom, looked at the coffee table in the living room and changed it to a new snack, and walked over to eat it.
I don't know what earth-shattering things Sun Facai has done...... Li Yu tore open the envelope and took out the letter paper inside.
As soon as I unfolded it, I found that the handwriting on the letter paper was very beautiful, which was completely different from Sun Facai's handwriting.
What's the situation?
He turned directly to the last page of the letter and saw the inscription at the back:
"Concubine Cai Yan, thank you, brother!"
This...... This letter was written by Cai Wenji?
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This round of cold is really uncomfortable.,It's been going over and over again.,It's like a special quenching.,Fortunately, the update hasn't fallen.,Today's 10,000 words have been sent.,Ask for a monthly pass, brothers!!
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