Chapter 143 Guan Yu Wenjiu Kills Huaxiong [Asking for a Monthly Pass]
"Brother Xian, what is a war correspondent?"
Lu Bu has come into contact with a lot of modern culture, and the title of war correspondent sounds a little unfamiliar, but he feels that the word war is very appropriate, so he wants to inquire.
If it's suitable, then I, Lu Fengxian, will have an extra title.
Well, Erlang has had a lot of titles lately, and he can't write them anymore, so we have to catch up.
Li Yu didn't expect this guy to hear a new term so vigorously:
"A war correspondent is a professional who documents battles on the battlefield with words or images."
Lu Bu is even better:
"The more the virtuous brother says, the more suitable it is for me, and the brother is planning to use an action camera to record the entire battle of the Tiger Prison Pass...... War correspondent, the name of Dora Wind, was prepared for me as soon as I heard it. ”
Well, you're really doing it.
Lu Bu muttered a few sentences and asked:
"Brother Xian, is there anything special about war correspondents...... A particularly forced-quality celebrity quote is the word forced, right? ”
You're really getting more and more fashionable, looking back at the three heroes and fighting Lu Bu, you won't wear headphones and sunglasses, right?
Li Yu thought about the famous words about reporters, most of them are about dedication, but there are not many suitable for Lu Bu.
He recalled the similar books he had seen, and finally found a sentence that was full of style and could show Lu Bu's style:
"I came, I saw, I recorded!"
Lu Bu's eyes lit up when he heard it:
"This is really suitable for a brother, thank you brother Xian!"
After saying that, he repeated again:
"I came, I saw, I recorded...... If you don't let the general record, there will be no mercy! ”
Damn, are you a war correspondent, or a murderer?
Lu Bu led the red rabbit horse to the stable, added some feed, and then took the action camera on his chest and went to the study with Li Yu.
As soon as I got upstairs, I met Diao Chan who had changed his clothes.
The little girl said hello to Lu Bu, and when she saw Li Yu holding an action camera in her hand, she said very sensibly:
"If the gentleman has something to do, the concubine can not go to the playground for the time being."
Li Yu smiled:
"Just watch a video, and I'll take you there later."
Hearing this, Diao Chan jumped up again with joy:
"Then the concubine is back in the room and waiting for you, just tidy up the clothes that have been dried."
After she turned around and went back to the room, Lu Bu asked curiously:
"Where are you two going? When I'm done, I'm going to go with Erlang. ”
Li Yu said while pulling out the memory card:
"It's just to go to the playground to play, and I will take you to experience it when I have the opportunity in the future."
There are not many people in the playground in Yinzhou, and you can go to it whenever you want to play, unlike Disney and Universal Studios, where you have to queue up for a long time for each project.
Go into the study, turn on the computer, and use the card reader to connect the memory card of the action camera to the computer.
Li Yu browsed through the video files and found that the records were very miscellaneous, not only the battle scenes, but also the scenes of meetings in the big tent.
Well? Is this a pre-war mobilization meeting?
He clicked on a video at random, and saw that in the camp tent, Zhang Liaodian, Wei Wei Xu and others were all sitting in a precarious manner, and the atmosphere was solemn, and even Jia Xu was silent with a thermos cup.
This scene doesn't look like a mobilization, but like a lost battle.
But in the original work, before the Sanying battle against Lu Bu, it was always Hu Zhen Huaxiong and others who led the Flying Bear Army in the limelight, and there was nothing wrong with the state army, even if they lost the battle, it would not be Lu Bu's turn at all.
Besides, with Jia Xu's assistance, can you eat defeat?
As soon as Li Yu was about to ask what was going on, he saw several pro-soldiers walk in from outside the camp tent.
The one who took the lead was holding a huge mandarin duck pot, looking at the color, it should be the bottom of the spicy butter pot and the bottom of the mushroom soup pot.
When the camp tent was opened, a sheep could be seen hanging outside, and a soldier dressed as a man was cutting meat.
Lu Bu's voice sounded from outside the screen:
"Finally got it, Wen Yuan, plug in the induction cooker and start quickly!"
I thought I had lost the battle, but I didn't expect this group of Hanhan to be waiting to eat hot pot.
You can always give me a new trick .jpg.
Lu Bu took a chaise orange, peeled it and said while eating:
"A few days ago, I went to Bishui Pass under the banner of investigating the military situation for my brother, and photographed the whole process of Lao Guan's killing of Hua Xiong, and by the way, I saw the fall of Bishui Pass, and I also specially wrote an excerpt to Dong Zhuo to report the incident......"
Good guy, in order to shoot a first-hand video, you also made a special trip to Bishui Pass, right?
Not to mention, there is really a bit of the spirit of war correspondents who are not afraid of death.
Li Yu pointed to the scene in the video and asked:
"Why is everyone silent?"
"The fall of Bishui Pass, the generals are worried that Dong Zhuo will blame...... As for this hot pot, it is to see off Hua Xiong, and in your words, it should be called ...... What's it called? Yes, the banquet is open, Huaxiong is dead, it is reasonable for us to have a banquet to remember, right? ”
Li Yu naturally heard this guy's schadenfreude:
"Do you have a conflict with Hua Xiong?"
Lu Bu took a bite of the concubine orange, his expression was a little surprised, he probably didn't expect the oranges to be so sweet, so he casually stuffed the remaining few into his arms, and then said:
"A few days ago, Hua Xiong's subordinates carried grain through the Tiger Prison Pass, and when they saw that Wen Yuan was dressed as a state army, he made provocative remarks, and was beaten by Wen Yuan to vomit blood. After Hua Xiong heard about it, he deliberately rushed to the Tiger Prison Pass to arrest Wen Yuan and deal with it by military law. ”
My day, am I so crazy?
However, thinking of the contradiction between the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army, I also understand.
Regardless of the original work of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" or the real history, the Xiliang Army looks down on the state army in various ways.
Li Yu thought of the description of the disagreement between the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army in the original book, especially after Lu Bu became a big celebrity around Dong Zhuo, many Xiliang generals were very popular.
As the first combat force of the Xiliang Army, Hua Xiong was originally the number one celebrity next to Dong Zhuo, and his status was comparable to Xiao Tiantian, but since Lu Bu appeared, he has become Mrs. Niu, and it is normal to be angry.
Li Yu paused the video, twisted his face and asked:
"He came to arrest Zhang Liao, how did you deal with it?"
Lu Bu finished eating the oranges, sat down on the computer chair next to him, and said with a smile:
"I'm worried about how to stabilize the army's heart, Hua Xiong's appearance just gave me an assist, he just said to arrest Zhang Liao, I kicked him over, Dian Wei and others rushed up, if it wasn't for Xu Rong and Mr. Wen He to stop him, his head would have been chopped off."
Awesome, it is worthy of being timely Yu Lu Gongming, who played the game of buying people's hearts thoroughly.
As for the scene of beating Huaxiong, Zhang Liaodianwei and others are estimated to have completely surrendered, who would be disrespectful to the leader who stood out for himself like this?
Li Yu clicked the space bar and continued to play the video.
The hot pot was arranged, and the people in the picture were obviously swallowing their saliva, and although Zhang Liao was a little better, his eyes were also staring at the freshly cut mutton on the plate.
Obviously, they are all remembering Huaxiong from the bottom of their hearts.
Everyone sat around and waited for the soup base in the pot to boil, and then they couldn't wait to start shabu-shabu.
Lu Bu's voice sounded from outside the screen again:
"Although we have a separate meal system here, in the heavenly realm where Ben Hou goes, it is true that they gather and eat, especially hot pot, the more people there are, the more lively it is...... The meat can only be eaten when it is boiled and discolored, so don't be in a hurry. ”
Seeing that Dian Wei was about to fish out after getting the meat, Lu Bu hurriedly reminded him.
Li Yu counted the soldiers who ate meat, except for Jia Xu, who had a normal amount of food, one of the others was counted as a big stomach.
Such a group of people eat hot pot, and the sheep outside is estimated to be enough to choke.
Fortunately, when Lu Bu left last time, he brought some hot pot balls or something, he asked the man to cook them in advance, and then poured them into the hot pot, dipped them in red oil and fished them out, and finally withstood the first round of charges from the big stomachs.
The fresh and spicy hot pot is paired with dipping dishes, not to mention the natives of the Three Kingdoms in the video, even Li Yu is a little greedy when he sees it.
After watching this video of the pre-war dinner, Li Yu said:
"I made some compressed biscuits for you, and I brought them back and brought them over, just eat a small piece of one meal per person, and I don't need to bury the pot to cook, which saves time."
"Thank you, brother, I really need a batch of emergency rations for my brother."
Compressed biscuits can not only be chewed directly, but also boiled to make a paste, but you have to be careful when cooking, maybe two small pieces can cook a small half pot.
Lu Bu couldn't stay idle, grabbed another handful of sugar oranges and ate them:
"The battle of Lao Guan is behind, but unfortunately I can't enter the gate of the princes of the Eighteenth Road, I don't know how the wine inside is warm, I really want to follow up and shoot it."
Do you really think of yourself as a journalist?
Li Yu dragged the mouse, opened the video file, and saw the Bishui Pass, which was a little worse than the Tiger Prison Pass, and the dense soldiers on the pass.
In the distance, there were a bunch of soldiers with messy clothes, and various banners and trees were among them, Li Yu zoomed in on the picture, and then he saw that it was the banner of the princes of the Eighteenth Road.
Yuan Ziqi, Cao Ziqi, Wang Ziqi, Ma Ziqi, Zhang Ziqi, Kong Ziqi, Sun Ziqi, Tao Ziqi, Yang Ziqi...... Looking at these flags, Li Yu unconsciously sounded the ending song of the CCTV version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in his mind:
"There are vivid faces flying in front of me."
Each flag represents the big names of all parties in the early days of the Three Kingdoms, although many princes hurriedly went offline like playing soy sauce, but in their respective stories, they are all well-deserved protagonists.
When the water is closed, there are also many flags.
There are military flags of the Flying Bear Army, as well as flags such as Chinese characters and Dong characters, which are almost meaningless than the princes of the Eighteen Roads, but the victory lies in the unity of style and color, and it is made uniformly at a glance.
In front of Bishui Pass, a big man riding a black horse and carrying a big knife was scolding the camp of the princes of the Eighteen Roads:
"Yuan Shao, come and die quickly!"
At least two meters tall, this rider is majestic and majestic, and at first glance he is a master.
Li Yu asked:
"He's Hua Xiong?"
"Yes, although I just beat him, but when I heard that I was coming, this guy took the opportunity to use me to sweep the formation for him, just because my brother wanted to shoot Lao Guan up close, so he agreed."
People think you're here to help, but who knows that you just want to get closer and eat melons and watch the show.
Li Yu didn't know how to complain anymore.
Soon, a horseman rode out from the camp of the princes of the Eighteenth Road, and Lu Bu introduced like Huang Jianxiang:
"This person is Yuan Shu's subordinate Yu Yu, it is said that he has the courage of ten thousand people, but unfortunately he didn't see it for his brother...... Among the princes of the Three Kingdoms, Yuan Shu's group of wine bags and rice bags, didn't the chief general Ji Ling still be mentioned by me? ”
Li Yu smiled:
"In the early stage, Yuan Shu still had Sun Jian under him, but unfortunately he was later killed by the Skeleton King himself; Sun Ce also led his troops independently, so that Yuan Shu had no generals left. ”
In the video, Yu Wei rushed to the horse, and before his name could be announced, he was beheaded by Hua Xiong.
Wanfu is not brave, but he didn't even hold it up, and this combat power is indeed a bit stretched.
Hua Xiong continued to curse and shout the battle, and the Yuan family, the princes of the Eighteenth Road, occupied three places, so he caught the Yuan family and scolded him one by one, and not long after, a cavalry general with a giant axe was killed again in the military camp.
"This is Han Fu's subordinate Pan Feng, this axe is said to weigh 100 catties, and it also has the courage of ten thousand people...... Later, Zhang He, the fourth court pillar of Hebei, is now Pan Feng's subordinate. ”
It's coming, it's coming, the first background board of the Three Kingdoms class, Admiral Pan Feng is finally here.
This character has been portrayed countless times, and now I finally meet the real person.
Pan Feng looks like a majestic device, with the giant axe in his hand, he is indeed majestic, no wonder Yuan Shao saw him in the original book, so he dug the corner of the wall in front of Han Fu and promised:
"If you kill Hua Xiong, give 100 gold and 50 good horses."
With this stimulation, Pan Feng is naturally full of combat effectiveness.
In the video, this guy raised his axe from afar:
"I am Pan Feng, the thief quickly dismounts and dies, so as not to defile the general's axe."
Hua Xiong didn't say anything, but accelerated his horse, rushed head-on, rushed to Pan Feng, held the knife in both hands and slashed, and came a powerful force to split the thousands of troops, Pan Feng hurriedly raised his axe to block.
As a result, this was a false move, Hua Xiong's wrist flicked, and the big knife swept diagonally over Pan Feng's shoulder, and the head of the five-star general flew.
Li Yu couldn't help but sigh as he watched Pan Feng's headless corpse fall from his horse and fall heavily to the ground.
A good person, just beheaded like this, war is really not fun at all.
Lu Bu asked:
"Brother Xian suddenly saw this bloody scene, did he feel uncomfortable?"
Li Yu nodded:
"Most people who grew up in peacetime will not be able to adapt to this kind of scene when they see it...... But this is war, and only bloodshed can stop it. ”
Lu Bu patted him on the shoulder and comforted:
"If Brother Xian is not feeling well, don't copy these videos on the computer, so as not to look back and have nightmares."
Pan Feng's corpse was still twitching, and he was really stunned to look at.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu continued to watch the video.
According to the description in the original book, before Hua Xiong killed Yu Yu and Pan Feng, he had already beheaded Bao Zhong, who fought without authorization, and he had already beheaded three generals in a row.
Next, it's time for a spicy man to appear.
Lu Bu had read the original book and knew this plot, so he deliberately controlled the red rabbit horse to take a few steps forward to make the video shoot more clearly.
After waiting for about five minutes, a strong red-faced man in a parrot green robe came out of the camp, he was about two meters tall, with a long beard, holding a green dragon glaive knife, and leading a horse that was not very strong.
When he got out of the camp, he turned over and got on his horse, and his sturdy and huge body was a little out of harmony with the slightly weak horse.
Lu Bu filled the peeled sugar orange whole into his mouth:
"No wonder Lao Guan inherited the red rabbit horse in the end, this head, the average horse is really not enough to see."
Li Yu smiled:
"When you were alive, Guan Yu didn't say a word, and when you died in Baimenlou, he looked at everyone like a sticker."
"It's normal, after all, it's Lao Guan, if you have the opportunity to bring him over, for my brother, I will pull Second Brother Qin and Wu Erlang to kowtow in front of him."
Aren't you afraid that Lao Guan will kick the three of you over?
In the video, Hua Xiong saw a strong man with a gloomy red face, and couldn't help asking:
"Come and get a name, a certain knife will not kill a nameless ghost!"
However, Guan Yu didn't say anything, and after turning over at the gate of the camp, he pounced on Hua Xiong.
Guan Yu is good at quick killing, beheading Yan Liang, Xuwen Chou, plus killing Hua Xiong this time, it is all a way to cut the opponent off the horse in front of him, and he doesn't give a chance to fight back at all.
Soon, he rushed to Hua Xiong, raised the Glaive Knife in his hand, and when the two horses staggered, he raised his knife and slashed at Hua Xiong.
Lu Bu was afraid of missing the details, so he hurriedly rode forward, and then saw Hua Xiong being killed.
Hua Xiong, who had just quickly killed the three generals, met Guan Yu, who was better at quick killing, and immediately became the background board for Guan Erye's fame.
Hua Xiong's body fell heavily to the ground, and the soldiers watching the battle on both sides were all stunned, but Guan Yu still remembered his exploits, he turned over and dismounted, cut off Hua Xiong's head and carried it in his hand.
Just as he was about to turn over and get on his horse, he suddenly saw a rider in fiery red armor rushing towards him, and his face changed significantly.
Lu Bu's voice was full of excitement:
"Awesome, Lao Guan, I thought you needed help...... Are Xuande and Yide good? When I go back to the Tiger Prison Pass, I will definitely have a good chat with the three of you brothers. ”
In the video, Guan Yu's eyes were stunned.
Originally, when I saw someone rushing over, I thought I wanted to avenge Hua Xiong, but I didn't expect this guy to run over and talk nonsense.
Lu Bu got closer and closer, and deliberately took off the action camera to confirm that the shooting was done, and then said:
"Hurry up and go back to receive the merit, if the wine is cold, it will not be perfect...... Your glaive knife is not sharp enough, I will give you a better one next time, no thanks. ”
Guan Yu looked at the camera speechlessly, probably recognizing Lu Bu's identity, silently arched his hand, and took Hua Xiong's head and turned over on the horse and left.
Li Yu said with a smile:
"You guy, you are stunned to keep the old pass silent."
Lu Bu grinned:
"The first time I saw Lao Guan, I was a little excited, and when I was in the Tiger Prison, I chatted with him well, and the rich brother also taught me some scolding words, and when the time came, I was on the line with San'er, and I didn't believe that I couldn't scold him."
Damn, you guy even remembers the original hatred.
The video has come to an end at this time, the Bishui Guards will be beheaded, and it should fall soon, and Lu Bu has to withdraw quickly, so as not to be affected.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"You go back to the Tiger Prison from here, is it too late to write a recital for Dong Zhuo?"
Lu Bu laughed:
"Mr. Wenhe has already written, and now he should be on his way to it."
In the video, watching Guan Yu go away, Lu Bu also controlled the red rabbit horse to turn around and gallop in the direction of Bishui Pass.
Entering Bishui Pass, he was just about to pass through the pass and return to the Tiger Prison Pass, when a middle-aged lieutenant wearing armor stopped Lu Bu, with anxiety and uneasiness on his face:
"General Fengxian, now that Huaxiong has been beheaded, how should we deal with ourselves?"
Li Yu looked at the middle-aged man and asked curiously:
"Who is this?"
Lu Bu turned his face in surprise:
"Brother Xian, you've been thinking about other people's wives for so long, and you don't know who he is?"
Seeing that Li Yu was at a loss, Lu Bu didn't sell it:
"This is Zhang Xiu's uncle Zhang Ji, and his wife is your coveted Zou ......"
(End of chapter)