Chapter 287 The Contractor's Operation [10,000 Words]
A warm sensation emanated from the fireplace and spread in all directions.
The originally dim light became a little transparent at this moment.
The eerie feeling was gone.
It used to be below zero, but when the fireplace burned, the temperature suddenly rose above zero, and the temperature was slowly rising.
"When this fireplace is lit, it will release some kind of power to make the castle a safe zone-like existence?"
Mu Rufeng bowed slightly, this thing is not bad.
Seeing that there was still some time, Mu Rufeng didn't stay here too much, and he was going to go to the castle to check it out.
When Mu Rufeng pushed open the door and walked out, there was a dark corridor outside.
The walls around are old, and even decayed in some places.
It can be seen that this castle should not have been repaired much.
A cold wind poured in, lowering the temperature in the room, but soon the warmth resurfaced and spread out of the hallway.
Mu Rufeng thought about it, released the ghost snake, and then surged in all directions as much as possible.
After a while, it was just that his ghost snake could not continue to expand after only a part of the area was expanded.
And this area is actually the place where the warm light of the fireplace spreads.
It occupies about one-fifth of the area of the castle.
There are quirks in this castle.
He also guessed that there should be five fireplaces, and if you light three, you can go anywhere in the castle, but what if you light five?
Is it possible to go outside?
Mu Rufeng closed the door, then took out the key and locked the door directly.
I was about to leave, but suddenly I remembered something and took out a certain prop.
[Strong Lock]: A very strong lock.
Effect: Level 5 prop that can be installed on top of the door lock to enhance the anti-theft properties of the house.
Mu Rufeng even installed the powerful lock directly on the door.
He hadn't forgotten that the housekeeper guidelines said that players were not allowed to enter his room.
Then Mu Rufeng began to investigate in the ancient castle.
It's just that there are very few places he can go now, all of them are some basic facilities, and at the same time, they are covered by the warm light of the fireplace.
As for the rest of the place, it seems to be protected by the rules, and he can't get in.
However, this is not difficult for Mu Rufeng, he directly turned on the rule suppression, and easily broke through the rule protection and entered it.
It's just that he had just entered the stairs and was about to go to the third floor, when he saw a prompt sound in his head.
[Butler Dogura Sen, please note that the fireplace is only lit one, and you can't go to the third floor, otherwise it will change unpredictably in the bad direction]
"Huh? Unpredictable changes in a bad direction? Mu Rufeng's footsteps paused in place.
Is he going? Is he going up?
After thinking about it, Mu Rufeng stepped upward.
Just kidding, with such a high luck value, can he still put his life in danger in a bad direction?
However, considering some things, Mu Rufeng also took out the ten treasured bones at the same time, and directly cast [You Live and Die] and potential explosion.
Then the thunder fire armor covered, directly putting his own strength at the peak.
Then Mu Rufeng continued to walk upward.
It's just that when Mu Rufeng stepped up to the third floor, he felt a flower in front of him, and then appeared at the staircase on the second floor.
"Huh?" Mu Rufeng's brows furrowed slightly, and he continued to walk upwards with the courage of the artist.
Then he came to the third floor, and this time he didn't rush to step up, but stood on the stairs one level lower.
The inside of the third floor was shrouded in a black mist, pitch black, and even his eyes could not see clearly.
Mu Rufeng released the ghost snake to protect his body, and then stepped into it again.
Surprisingly, he reappeared at the staircase on the second floor.
Mu Rufeng immediately tried to fly up directly, but also returned to the second floor.
Later, Mu Rufeng tried to launch an attack to enter the floor on the third floor, but as soon as he entered, he was swallowed by the black fog, without setting off the slightest amount of wind.
"If you can't go up, forget it, find the fireplace first." Mu Rufeng shook his head and gave up entering the third floor.
The second floor appears to be a residential area, with his room on the far right and multiple rooms in the back hallway.
Mu Rufeng has the key, and he went in to take a look, it is a relatively normal dormitory.
There is also a larger living room at the end of the hallway, which is very Western.
Mu Rufeng looked at the time, it was already six fifty.
It's only ten minutes before the players arrive.
Mu Rufeng also knew that this copy of the Castle of Death was opened by Mu Rufeng with an invitation.
After opening, he, the so-called NPC, will first enter the dungeon, and then the dungeon will randomly select participating players to join.
From half past six to seven o'clock, this half hour should be the time to choose the player.
I didn't expect that there would be a copy of this mechanism.
Mu Rufeng immediately came downstairs.
The downstairs is completely different from the upstairs.
Big, very large, with a ceiling height of 10 meters, and a huge Western-style crystal lamp in the center.
Its decoration is also extremely gorgeous, but it is relatively old.
In the middle of the lobby is a long table 15 meters long and 2 meters wide.
There are fifteen Western-style chairs on each side of the long table, and the chair in the main seat of the long table makes a total of thirty-one chairs.
Mu Rufeng looked around and found that this floor was just a lobby.
The walls are carved with strange frescoes, and the windows are all boarded up.
Directly in front of him was a large iron door, and on either side of the iron door stood two pairs of armor, each holding a large sword in each of their hands.
It was indeed armor, and the ghosts like the wind could sense that there was nothing in it.
Mu Rufeng's eyes were locked on the fireplace on the wall behind the main seat of the long table.
The fireplace was bigger than the one in his room.
The hall was dark at the moment, but it was not quiet, for the whirring wind blew in through the cracks in the nailed windows.
It is precisely because of this that the hall is extremely cold.
Mu Rufeng immediately walked towards the fireplace.
At first glance, it was no different from the fireplace in the room, just a little bigger.
At the same time, the required consumption is also greater.
[If you want to light the fireplace, please put in the soul banknotes, every 10,000 soul banknotes can be burned for half an hour, and you can also put in the corpse, a corpse can continue to burn for half a day]
Mu Rufeng immediately took out two million, and then directly put it into the fireplace.
The soul banknote instantly burned, and warmth spread out of it, enveloping the entire hall at once.
The sound of the wind squeezing into the crevices was gone, and the coldness in the air was fading.
The crystal lamps hanging from the roof also lit up.
The dark hall suddenly became bright.
It's like a cold and dark prison cell, which suddenly becomes a bright and warm home.
[Congratulations to the butler Dogura Sen, you have successfully lit two fireplaces, please keep going, when all the fireplaces are lit, the castle will change for the better]
"Light the fireplace." Mu Rufeng glanced at the time, and there were only a few minutes left.
Mu Rufeng Ghost Shi spread out and tried to enter the third floor, but found that the third floor was still filled with black fog and could not expand at all.
It seems that the third floor needs specific conditions to unlock.
[Please note that there are three minutes left for players participating in the death game to arrive, please go to the courtyard for reception]
A message came to Mu Rufeng's mind.
When Mu Rufeng heard this, he no longer hesitated, and strode towards the door.
It's just that before Mu Rufeng could open the door, he saw the two sets of armor move.
They reached out and grabbed the iron door, then slowly pulled it open.
Good guy, Mu Rufeng thought they were decorations, but he didn't expect them to be the doorman who opened the door.
The moment the door opened, a cold wind whistled in, mixed with some snowflakes.
Fortunately, Mu Rufeng's physique is strong now, and with the frost attribute ability of the Frost Dragon Little Dragon, he is completely immune to cold.
Mu Rufeng looked outside, and there was a not small courtyard outside, which was originally supposed to have green plants, but now it was all covered with ice and snow.
All the plants must have died.
The wind was howling, the snow was falling, and outside the courtyard, you could see a white expanse, and no matter how far away, it was a white blizzard, and you couldn't see anything at all.
It's cold, it's cold, and the temperature outside is at least minus 20 degrees.
"It's snowy." Mu Rufeng glanced at it, and a special feeling appeared in his heart.
As a southerner, I don't see snow a few times a year, and even if I do, most of it is some rice sand, which melts as soon as it lands.
More of it was freezing rain.
So when I saw the snow, I always had a very special feeling in my heart.
Heavy snow is the standard in the north.
It's just that when Mu Rufeng went to the capital headquarters before, the temperature was only a little lower, and there was no snow.
He also wanted to wait for a little colder to go to the north to see the heavy snow, but he didn't expect to see the heavy snow in the copy of the strange world.
Mu Rufeng thought about it, and the ghost snake was released, instantly sweeping away the snow in the courtyard.
When the snow cleared, the dead flowers and trees were revealed.
Mu Rufeng suddenly thought of something, and directly crushed all the dead flowers and trees, and pulled out and crushed the grass roots and roots in the ground.
Immediately afterwards, Mu Rufeng took out a lot of green grass seeds and sprinkled them in the courtyard.
Then he took out a number of fifth-level demon vine seeds and planted them.
After a while, I saw that the originally dead and silent courtyard instantly turned green grass.
The demonic vines are lurking under the grass.
The change in the environment suddenly made the feeling of the castle feel different.
Later, Mu Rufeng took out a lot of soul banknotes and crushed them, and then controlled the ghost power in these soul banknotes to precipitate in the land, and then was absorbed by the green grass and demon vines.
"It seems, there's one less light." Mu Rufeng looked at the dark courtyard and immediately took out an oil lamp from the inventory.
[Eternal Oil Lamp]: This is an oil lamp that will never be extinguished.
Effect: It can illuminate a safe area within a radius of 10 meters above the wilderness, and using soul coins as fuel can increase the irradiation range, and the irradiation range can be increased by 1 meter for every 100 pieces for ten minutes, up to a kilometer range.
Note: In areas illuminated by light, it can drive away low-level demons and emit an aura that disgusts high-level demons.
Although this oil lamp may be more useful in the wilderness, it is also quite good for lighting.
Immediately, Mu Rufeng stuffed a million soul banknotes into it.
Suddenly, I saw that the oil lamp shrouded the courtyard within a radius of a kilometer, and the courtyard wrapped around the courtyard, and the light of the oil lamp was shrouded in the kilometer, dispelling the darkness.
For some reason, Mu Rufeng also felt that the area covered by the oil lamp had also become warmer?
"Where to hang?" Mu Rufeng looked at it.
Suddenly, he thought of something again, and immediately gave instructions to the demon vines.
A vine flew out of the ground, and then lay along the ground to the side of the doorway.
Then he climbed up the wall, and when he reached the top of the gate, he rolled it up on top of a stone sculpture of a protruding demon head.
Mu Rufeng immediately threw the oil lamp away, and then hung it directly on the vine.
Then Mu Rufeng looked at his current appearance again.
After thinking about it, a black mist directly emerged from his body and covered his whole body, so he could only see that Mu Rufeng was now the housekeeper shrouded in black mist.
Not for a while.
"Bell bell bell ~~~!"
A cheerful and crisp bell rang out.
Mu Rufeng looked at it and found that it was two fiery red reindeer dressed up, and behind them there was a large carriage.
An oil lamp hangs from each of the four corners of the carriage.
"Santa's reindeer?" After Mu Rufeng saw the two reindeer pulling the cart, he immediately remembered the reindeer sleigh driven by the Santa girl he met in the Choice of the Undead.
"Open the door!" Mu Rufeng stood at the door and gave an order.
Soon, I saw two thick vines shoot out from the ground, grabbing the large iron gate of a courtyard and slowly pulling it open.
"Bell bell bell ~~~!"
The crisp sound of the bell is getting closer.
Then the reindeer carriage drove into the courtyard and finally stopped at the stairs.
γThe player has arrived, please play your roleγ
A prompt sound appeared in Mu Rufeng's mind.
Then the door of the carriage opened, and one after another foreigners came out of the carriage.
Mu Rufeng counted them, there were thirty in total, one was not much, and one was not less.
When everyone got out of the car, they thought that the reindeer would leave, but they found that the two reindeer actually walked to the side of the courtyard and began to eat the green grass.
The green grass could not resist and could only be eaten obediently.
And because there was no order from Mu Rufeng, the demon vines did not attack it.
These two reindeer are fifth-level weird creatures, and they eat grass very quickly, and they can eat a large piece of food in such a short time.
Seeing this, Mu Rufeng immediately said coldly in English: "Throw the reindeer and the carriage out." β
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Mu Rufeng.
Then, I saw two vines shoot out and directly wrap up one of the reindeer's legs.
The reindeer is also a fifth-level weird creature, so naturally they won't be caught with their hands tied.
It's just that before the reindeer went crazy, one after another vines flew out, directly engulfing the limbs, bodies, necks, heads, two feet, and even tails of the two reindeer.
There is almost no resistance.
Then I saw the vines stretch to a height of ten meters, and then swayed left and right, and with a sudden force, I saw two reindeer flying directly out of the carriage hundreds of meters away and falling out of the courtyard.
The two reindeer did not dare to stop as soon as they landed, and immediately dragged the carriage out of the place and disappeared into the blizzard.
The vines retracted back into the ground.
"Close the door!" Mu Rufeng shouted again.
Pushed by two vines, the large iron gate slowly closed.
Immediately afterwards, the small patch of dirt that had been gnawed off by the reindeer regrew green grass.
"Welcome to the Death Castle, I am the steward of the castle, my name is Dogura Sen, it's cold outside, everyone, please come in."
Mu Rufeng turned sideways slightly and made a gesture of invitation.
The group was originally surprised by those demon vines, but then saw Mu Rufeng, who exuded a terrifying aura, and did not dare to speak, and walked into the ancient castle with a wary face.
Waiting for the last person to enter the castle, Mu Rufeng also walked into it.
At this moment, another prompt sound appeared in his mind.
[The host is detected to enter the replica, and the plug-in is loaded successfully]
[Please choose one of the following three plug-ins]
[1. Identity: You can choose to change your identity at will]
[2. Unimpeded: You can be unimpeded in the castle]
[3. Game developer: You can customize the gameplay and rules of the death game at will, and you can formulate rewards and punishments based on the maximum amount in the castle]
Mu Rufeng pondered these three plug-ins.
The first identity, you can choose to change your own identity at will, it seems, it doesn't have much effect.
It's just that Mu Rufeng has to take into account the legacy of the plug-in, and the third forbidden place is about to be opened, and the most important thing in it is identity.
However, Mu Rufeng has the same identity certificate as before.
Look at the second one, the most useless, the first to eliminate him.
Inside the castle? Hardly anything.
As for the third one, you can customize the game at will, as well as rewards and punishments.
This doesn't seem to have much effect, after all, the rewards and punishments are for those who are contracted, and they have nothing to do with him.
The reward given by the former can still be given to him, and the punishment of the latter, Mu Rufeng himself can also punish these contractors.
As for making the gameplay and rules at will, he has also seen in the precautions of the housekeeper, and the rules and gameplay are determined by him.
After hesitating for a moment, Mu Rufeng finally chose the first plug-in, identity.
"Squeak~~~!"
The door was slowly closed by two suits of armor.
Without the cold pouring in, the whole room instantly became much warmer.
However, Mu Rufeng could still see that the contractors were also a little shivering, and they seemed to be frozen.
The cold here is not the same as the real world, it is cold that invades the bone marrow, and even the contractor can hardly resist it with his ghost power.
And the contractors were also looking at the environment in this hall, and some of the contractors were still staring at him.
"Everyone, please sit down, the seats on both sides can be seated at will, it just so happens that you are also frozen, I have prepared a bowl of hot soup for you to go to the cold."
Mu Rufeng's voice fell, and he saw a bowl of steaming soup appear in front of everyone's seat on the long table.
Mu Rufeng spread the food tablecloth on the long table, so as long as Mu Rufeng wanted to, any food could appear, which was quite convenient.
When those people heard this, they looked at Mu Rufeng, and they also sparsely found a place to sit down, but none of them drank the soup, and they didn't even touch it.
"Quite vigilant." Mu Rufeng said secretly in his heart, and then, he walked to the main seat of the long table and sat down slowly.
"Drink the soup, after drinking, we will officially start our first round of the game, and those who have not drunk it within three minutes will be eliminated directly!" Mu Rufeng said slowly.
When Mu Rufeng's words fell, everyone's eyes were slightly startled.
I guess there should be a prompt sound in their minds.
"Steward Sen, this soup won't be poisonous, right?" A fifth-level female contractor sitting on Mu Rufeng's left hand side asked.
This person's name is Maria Burton, Mu Rufeng just glanced at it, and this person's name came to his mind.
"Poison? You contractors should be able to touch and see the attributes, whether it is poisonous or not, you can see if you can see it. Mu Rufeng said lightly.
When Mary heard this, she felt that this was so, and immediately reached out and touched the hot soup, and then she saw Mary take a sip of the hot soup.
"Huh? This tablecloth. It's actually a rule prop? As Maria put the bowl down, she touched the tablecloth and her eyes lit up.
Seeing this, the rest of the people immediately went to check the properties of the hot soup and the gourmet tablecloth.
Attributes don't deceive, so the hot soup really doesn't have any poison, and it even appears in the gourmet tablecloth.
The eyes of some contractors lit up, as if they were playing with the idea of this rule prop.
Then I saw that these contractors drank the hot soup in front of them.
Not to mention, after drinking, it directly dispelled the cold, and the whole body felt warm.
Just as Mu Rufeng was about to announce the rules of the first round of the game, he saw a black contractor grab the food tablecloth and then slammed towards the back.
Almost instantly, the tablecloth was pulled off the table by the black contractor.
After breaking away from the long table, it also shrank rapidly, and changed back to its original size.
"Haha, this rule item is mine." The Negro Contractor laughed and tried to put the rule item in his inventory.
He had tried to collect it before, but found that there was a hint that the tablecloth was spread on top of the long table and was in use, so he couldn't collect it.
As soon as everyone had finished drinking the hot soup and the bowl was gone, he immediately ripped off the tablecloth from the long table.
Soon however, the black contractors were dumbfounded.
Because the food tablecloth was motionless in his hand, it was not included in the inventory at all.
"Dylan Michelle, you, what are you doing here?" Mu Rufeng's gaze looked at the black contractor.
Everyone's eyes were on the black contractor, and they admired and admired Michelle's courage to take the food.
"Why, why can't I get into my inventory?" Michelle was stunned for a moment, his face full of disbelief.
Seeing this, Mu Rufeng waved lightly, and saw the food tablecloth disappear from Michelle's hand in an instant, and then appeared in Mu Rufeng's hand.
Mu Rufeng is not stupid, don't you know that these contractors will take away his props.
His food tablecloth is a regular prop, and it is more precious to serve food for free and spend money to serve better food.
Therefore, Mu Rufeng used a marker card, as long as the props marked by the marker card were taken by others, but they could not be included in the inventory.
"Ahaha~~! I think the atmosphere is a bit dull, so I'm going to give you a tablecloth drawing performance. Michelle laughed a few times and sat back in her chair.
I don't know if this Michelle has a big nerve or if he doesn't care at all, as if nothing has happened.
"Hehe, since you like acting so much, then give me a performance where your heel touches the back of your head." Mu Rufeng said lightly.
"I'm sorry, butler, I don't like acting anymore." Michelle said, placing her left hand on the long table.
Mu Rufeng could see the tattooed rune on his left arm, which was the landing bracelet.
With the large-scale supply of landing bracelets in Huaxia, almost as long as they are contractors abroad, they all have landing bracelets.
It is precisely because of the landing bracelet that some contractors are a little bold.
Like this Michelle, he was so bold that he felt that the tablecloth was worth the risk.
If Mu Rufeng kills him directly, then it doesn't matter, after all, the rule props have already arrived, and he can return to the real world at the cost of his arm because of the landing bracelet.
This rule-type prop can definitely be exchanged for a limb-type prop plus a lot of soul money.
If Michelle doesn't shoot at him, then it's even better, get a rule item for nothing.
So, he just fought it, who knows, he couldn't be included in the inventory.
"Landing Bracelet? Do you think that with the landing bracelet is unscrupulous? ζ‘ζ‘ζ‘~~! Mu Rufeng let out a strange laugh, and the terrifying momentum spread.
When Michelle heard this, she was shocked, and hurriedly said: "The rules of the castle, as a housekeeper, you can't make a move on us, and I just drew the tablecloth, and I didn't violate the rules of the castle." β
"Can't make a move? How did I not know? Mu Rufeng raised his hand, and saw a scorching ray shoot out violently, directly passing through his right shoulder.
The scorching rays continued unabated, striking again and leaving a pitch-black crater in the wall behind them.
"Ah~~!" Michelle suddenly screamed, and her burned arm fell directly to the ground.
The scorching ray not only pierced his shoulder, but also burned off the junction between his arm and shoulder.
[Shoot at the player, you have broken the rules and will be punished]
A terrifying aura descended, and the warm light in the fireplace was somewhat suppressed.
An invisible breath erupted from the walls of the roof, and then rolled towards Mu Rufeng.
Seeing this, Mu Rufeng sneered: "What if I break the rules? What can you do to me? β
At the same time, it also directly exerted rule suppression on the castle.
Almost instantly, that terrifying black mist aura instantly dissipated invisibly.
Rule suppression is still a very strong talent, and it can even offset the punishment of violating the rules.
He made a move against Michelle, which violated the rules, which means that the player's side, entering the castle will also get some corresponding rule hints.
"Don't use the rules you know to challenge my bottom line, when the strength reaches a certain level, the rules are just a plaything in my hands."
Mu Rufeng swept over the faces of the contractors and said in an extremely domineering manner.
No one dared to speak or refute, not even Michelle, who had broken an arm, dared not cry out in pain.
Even he was still looking at the arm that was still gradually burning on the ground with some distress.
I wanted to pick it up and put out the fire, so I might be able to pick it up, but I didn't dare to bend down to pick it up.
So he put his foot on his arm and tried to extinguish the flames, but not to mention that his shoes were on fire.
In this way, he didn't dare to let go quickly, and even kicked his arm away a little.
"Before I start the first round of the game of death, I want to make a few points."
"First, fighting is forbidden in the castle."
"Second, windows should never be opened for any reason."
"Third, don't leave the area of the castle without permission, and don't go to areas that have not been opened."
After Mu Rufeng finished speaking, he glanced at everyone and continued: "The first round of the death game has officially begun! β
When the voice fell, several virtual options appeared in front of Mu Rufeng, namely:
[Telling jokes] [Eating pizza] [Grabbing a stool]
γPlease select one of the games to playγ
β.β Mu Rufeng was silent, it turned out that the gameplay of the game was to let him choose one of the three, rather than simply let him make it.
In the end, Mu Rufeng chose to tell a joke, and in an instant, some information about this game came to his mind.
"Let's talk about the gameplay later, draw lots first, and talk about the gameplay of the game after the lottery."
Mu Rufeng said, and saw a cardboard box appear in front of the first Maria on the left.
Seeing this, Mary reached out and took out a bamboo skewer with an Arabic numeral written on it: 5.
When Maria finished drawing, the box moved to one of Maria's contractors.
And so on, and soon everyone was out of drawing.
"Very good, I'll talk about the gameplay now, the first round of the game of death: tell jokes, everyone tells a joke, as long as one person present laughs, it is considered to be the completion of the game, if I laugh, it counts, if no one laughs, it will be eliminated directly."
"There is a three-minute time limit for each person, starting on the 1st." Mu Rufeng said slowly.
When Mu Rufeng's voice fell, a prompt sound appeared in the minds of those contractors.
[The first stage of the task is opened, tell a joke, as long as one person in the scene laughs, it will be considered completed, and 100% clearance completion will be obtained, and each additional person laughs will increase the clearance completion by 20%]
For a moment, all the contractors were stunned.
Shouldn't the first round of the death game in the death game in the castle of death, and this terrifying black fog man butler, be the first round of the death game?
Why, why tell jokes?
In the crowd, a figure trembled directly.
It was Michelle, and he drew the number 1.
At this moment, he quickly calmed down after trembling, he is also a third-level contractor, and his memory has also been strengthened, so it is not difficult to think of a joke.
However, the hard part is to make people laugh.
"What to do, what to do, which joke to tell?" Michelle thought wildly in her heart.
Others are also crazy about jokes in their heads.
Especially No. 2, he is next, so he is the most anxious.
The bigger the number, the more time you have, and the more jokes you can think of, and of course, there are so many jokes that you can even make up yourself.
However, the important thing is to make people laugh.
In the last thirty seconds, Michelle seemed to think of it, and immediately said:
[There was a black man who set up a stall on the street to sell brand-name bags, and a female customer came up to her and said: These brand-name bags of yours must be fakes, otherwise how could they be sold here? β
Black man said: how can it be fake, come, you look at this video!
When the female customer heard this, she looked at the video shown by the black man, and saw that the picture above was the picture of the black stall owner making zero yuan in a famous brand store. γ
When the joke appeared, there was silence.
No one laughs, no one laughs.
"Impossible, how can no one laugh, I made it up myself, I know, some of you must have laughed, but you couldn't help laughing, you want me to be eliminated?"
Michelle saw that everyone was not laughing, and his face was full of disbelief, and he couldn't accept this fact and shouted loudly.
"Quiet." Mu Rufeng looked at Michelle and scolded.
Under the shock of Mu Rufeng, Michelle had to close her mouth, but she was also extremely trembling.
This time it's really a recipe for stealing chickens, and he was eliminated directly in the first round, even if he has a landing bracelet, but he has lost one arm before, so it is equivalent to him directly missing two arms.
"All the games are fair and just, I will not take sides, laugh or not, your expressions do not count."
After Mu Rufeng finished speaking, he raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
Suddenly, I saw a two-dimensional emoji face popping up above everyone's heads.
Among them, most of the emojis are expressionless and sluggish.
However, there are 2 laughing memes in it.
"The memes on your heads will show your truest emotions after listening to the joke."
"Looks like you're in luck, Maria and Ellie smiled." Mu Rufeng said lightly.
"Haha, that's great, I said, sure enough, sure enough, someone will laugh." All of a sudden, Michelle's whole person relaxed.
In this way, he has cleared the first round of the death game.
At the same time, a prompt for completing the first stage of the task also appeared in his mind.
"Tut-tut, this joke is actually laughing." A contractor is amazed.
"Hehe, no way, who let me really meet on the street last year." Ellie smiled and shook her head.
"What a coincidence, I've met it too." Maria looked at Ellie and smiled.
As soon as these words came out, everyone was speechless, it turned out that it was not a joke that was funny, but that they had really met it, and now that they heard it, they couldn't help but laugh in their hearts.
They can control their facial expressions, but they have difficulty controlling their emotions.
"Number two, Dodger." Mu Rufeng said lightly.
When Dodge heard this, he seemed to have already thought about it, so he immediately spoke:
[A boss asks his employees: Do you believe that people can be born again after death?]
The employee replied, "Boss, I believe that people can be resurrected after death." β
"Oh, that's fine." The boss nodded, then pointed to an old man standing next to him and said, "You took a day of leave yesterday to attend your grandmother's funeral, and now, her old man has come to see you." βγ
As soon as the joke came out, the scene was silent.
Dodge immediately looked at the emoji on everyone's heads, and for a second, two seconds, three seconds, everyone didn't laugh.
"What a bad joke, Mr. Dodge, it's a pity that you're eliminated." Mu Rufeng looked at Dodge.
"Damn, how could this joke not be funny, I laughed for a long time when I heard it." Dodge's eyes were red, and he couldn't figure out why this was happening.
"Silence, sit down, and listen to the joke!" Mu Rufeng's voice fell, and a black mist rose from under his feet, and then directly restrained him to the seat, unable to move.
You can't eliminate it now, after all, you need to wait until they all listen to the joke before judging, so it's fairer.
Even, for the sake of fairness, Mu Rufeng directly deleted this part of his memory from the eliminated Dodge, and let him listen to jokes in the most ordinary and initial state.
"Three, let's get started."
Number Three is a white man named Dori.
Dori didn't speak directly, but thought about it repeatedly, and only spoke at the last minute:
[Because a person has a bad relationship with his wife, he goes to consult a marriage expert. The experts asked him many questions, but he didn't see the problem.
Finally, the expert asked, "Did you see your wife's face when kissing?"
"Saw it once.
The expert asked, "How's it going?"
She looked angry.
At this time, the expert felt that he had found the answer and said: "This is exactly your problem, kissing is the exchange of feelings between two people, from a psychological point of view......... By the way, under what circumstances did you see her angry face?
"Oh, what she saw outside the window"]
There was no change in the expressions on everyone's faces.
But you can see that the memes on their heads have changed.
One, two, three, five, there are five people who laughed.
"Haha, this can do." Mu Rufeng suddenly laughed.
With Mu Rufeng, six people laughed.
"Pass, pass, next, number three."
β¦β¦
As time passed, soon, the last person came, that is, the thirty to tell the joke.
After a moment of silence, Kalia spoke:
[A team of scientists went to Antarctica and encountered a group of penguins.
The scientist asked one of the penguins, "What do you do every day?" β
Penguin No. 1 said, "Eat and sleep and beat Beanie." β
He asked the other, "What do you do every day?" β
Penguin No. 2 also said: "Eat and sleep and beat beanie." β
He asked many penguins, and they all replied, "Eat and sleep and hunt beanie." β
Later, he met a little penguin and asked him, "Little friend, what do you do every day?" β
The little penguin said, "Eat and sleep." The scientist was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Why don't you beat Doudou?" β
The little penguin said, "Because I'm Beanie." γ