Chapter 145: Dog, You Don't Want to Lose Erlang Too, Do You? 【Ask for a commuter pass】

"Was the rabbit meat from the first two days good?"

When he came downstairs, Li Yu put his arm around Brother Dao's neck and dragged it to the backyard.

Since you want to talk about it from the bottom of your heart, you have to find a quiet place that can't be disturbed, so as not to achieve the best results.

"Huh?"

Brother Dao shouted with some doubts, very vigilant.

Li Yu clicked on the online shopping APP, searched for chilled rabbit meat, and all kinds of tempting white rabbits appeared in front of Brother Dao's eyes.

"Look, these are rabbit meats, which can be boiled for you to eat, steamed, grilled, and even you can experience the raw bone meat feeding method and feel a wave of raw rabbit meat."

Brother Dao stared at the phone screen, trying to keep himself decent, but the saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth still betrayed his heart.

Li Yu searched for chilled quail again, which was also very tempting:

"Look, it's called a quail, it's smaller than a chicken, you can eat it raw as a snack, or freeze-dried quail, you can make it whatever you like."

He then showed off a variety of marine fish and rainbow trout, as well as uncommon meats such as venison and horse meat.

Brother Dao looked at the picture, and then listened to the eating method described by Li Yu, and finally couldn't help it:

"Woo~~~~"

Don't ask for it, come up and show a wave of all kinds of delicious meat, which dog can't stand it!

Li Yu wanted this effect, he put away his mobile phone with a smile, hugged Brother Dao's neck and asked:

"Then tell me, what happened when Wu Song was suddenly summoned by the Water Margin World?"

Brother Dao glanced at him like a fool, and then let out a whine.

Li Yu: "......"

, I forgot I didn't understand dogs.

He thought about it, drew a triangle and a circle on the ground, and guided Brother Dao and said:

"If you think it's dangerous for Wu Song to go back, you can take a picture of this triangle, and if it's not dangerous, take a picture of this circle."

Brother Dao's eyes were full of surprise, and he probably didn't expect to be able to communicate in this way.

Without saying a word, it placed its paw on top of the triangle.

Leaning on, Wu Song was really in danger when he went back this time, but fortunately he didn't let him go back just now.

Li Yu thought for a while, pointed to the triangle and circle on the ground and said:

"If the rules of the world are calling, you choose a triangle, if not, you choose a circle."

Brother Dao thought for a moment and placed his big furry paw on the circle.

Not the rules of the world?

What's going on?

Li Yu thought of the immortals who had appeared in the Water Margin time, and asked tentatively:

"Is it the Nine Heavens Xuan Maiden who is summoning Wu Song?"

The dog's expression was a little hesitant and did not say anything.

Li Yu knew that it was no longer useful to use meat to tempt at this time, so he had to play the emotional card:

"Wu Song is so good to you, not only does the dog brother call you, but he often drives the electric tricycle to take you to the village to play with the Hanfu factory and buy you food. If he encounters any danger, no one will take you like this in the future...... Dog, you don't want to lose Jiro's good friend, do you? ”

Damn, how is this last sentence a little similar to an island country drama?

Brother Dao hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded his head slightly.

Sure enough, it was the Nine Heavens Xuan Maiden who was summoning Wu Song...... Did she not swallow this breath, or did she think that Wu Song should not be a mortal?

To contact Nuwa Niangniang, you only need to feed the food through Mu Guiying, a silly girl, and you don't need to be too distracted.

But on the side of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, I don't know how to operate.

Don't think about feeding food or anything, people don't look at food, but Wu Song, who is responsible for delivering food, is really going to the Water Margin world, and it is definitely a meat bun and a dog.

But if you don't go, it's not a matter if Wu Song has been summoned here.

Maybe it will continue to strengthen like before, and then Wu Song will not be able to control himself at all, and he will eventually have to go back.

Alas, playing tricks with the gods is trouble.

Li Yu scratched his head, with the IQ of his undergraduate graduate, he couldn't be a god, and he had to rely on Brother Dao at a critical time, it was the real pillar of this family:

"Dog, how can we help Erlang?"

directly use "we", not "me", to pull Brother Dao to the same front.

But this time, Brother Dao didn't cooperate, it didn't say anything more, but turned around and was about to wander back upstairs, Li Yu's eyes were quick and he stopped it:

"Don't run, don't run, you can just give me a hint."

"Woo~~~"

Brother Dao broke away from Li Yu, quickly ran into the small building, and when he entered, he deliberately kicked over the fire axe leaning on the door, turned his head and shouted at Li Yu.

Well?

What does that mean?

Li Yu walked over, looked left and right with a fire axe, and asked Brother Chongdao:

"Jiro will be fine when he goes back with an axe?"

Brother Dao's eyes were full of disappointment that the rotten wood could not be carved, and he walked into the small building of the B&B without looking back, and went to play with Xiaochen at the front desk.

Li Yumo was holding a red fire axe, completely unable to understand how this thing could compete with the immortals.

If the national emblem or something can be understood, but this is an ordinary fire axe, without any logo, not to mention, the paint is not evenly applied, and it is not even a fine product.

Could it be that the dog is using an ax as a hint?

Li Yu thought about it and felt that he should mobilize sand sculpture netizens to brainstorm, after all, the three stinkers smoked Zhuge Liang to death, maybe others could diverge their thinking and find the right answer.

Thinking of this, he picked up his mobile phone, took a photo of the fire axe, and posted it to the circle of friends:

"What's the most famous axe in the world?"

As soon as it was issued, Zhao Dahu commented:

"Of course, it's the natal weapon of the five-star general Pan Feng, the big axe, quack is easy to use."

It's easy to use a fart, one trick was seconded by Hua Xiong, I saw it with my own eyes today...... Li Yu was just about to reply, and a few more comments.

There are those who say that the mountain axe, the golden axe fished out by the river god, and the axe used by Dayu to control the water, etc.

was watching, Zhou Ruotong also commented:

"The most famous should be Pangu's axe to open the sky, an axe that divides yin and yang to open the world...... Are you asking about mythology or history? ”

Pangu?

Yes, yes, Pangu uses an axe.

The dog pushed the axe down, which should be a hint of Pangu, right?

Li Yu waved his fist happily, eager to hold Zhou Ruotong and turn around in place.

He calmed down and replied to Zhou Ruotong:

"Answer correctly, I'll add a chicken leg to your next meal!"

At home in the capital, Zhou Ruotong looked at this reply and smiled lightly:

"Like a fool, and add chicken legs, do you coax the child?"

But when it comes to Pangu, she remembers the Pangu that she promised to paint for Li Yu to open the world.

The stinky guy suddenly sent this, it couldn't be a change of way to urge that painting, right...... Zhou Ruotong clicked on Zhou Binghou's avatar and sent him a message:

"Fourth uncle, is that painting ready? My friend is waiting for it. ”

Zhou Binghou replied quickly:

"I sent it over for framing two days ago, and I urged it again...... By the way, is it a straight frame or an ordinary scroll? ”

Zhou Ruotong thought that there was dust in the living room, and the scroll would be destroyed after a long time, so he replied:

"Frame it, and I'll just find a car and pull it away when the time comes."

"Okay, okay, no problem. I will try my best to help you urge, Tongtong, can you tell me, what did your second uncle find in Yinzhou, he was not so happy when he went on a blind date. ”

Zhou Ruotong didn't say too much detail:

"Some historically relevant stone carvings have been found in the mountains, spanning several dynasties."

As soon as Zhou Binghou heard it, he couldn't wait to call:

"Really? How did you find out? No wonder your second uncle is so excited, Tongtong, can I participate? Just put the name behind you. ”

There's a place behind my name...... Zhou Ruotong thought of someone's handsome face, and refused:

"Put the last one, if you want to promise, I will take you, if you don't agree, there will be no such thing."

"Okay, okay, no problem, it doesn't matter where you put your name, you just want to do something with your own family...... Don't worry, you'll be kicked out before Sunday! ”

Looking at this news, Zhou Ruotong nodded Li Yu's avatar and said to him:

"That Pangu painting will probably be delivered to the B&B the day after tomorrow, are you in a hurry to use it?"

In the B&B, Li Yu, who was worried about how to poke and urge a wave of secretly, saw this news and couldn't help but say to himself:

"Are you putting a camera in my head?"

He replied:

"Recently, I wanted to shoot a promotional video for the B&B, and if the painting can be delivered earlier, we can start in advance."

After replying to the message, Li Yu couldn't help but sigh:

"If there was a level for lying, I would have reached the full level by now, right?"

With that, he hurried upstairs.

In the study, Wu Song was sitting in front of the computer, searching for mythology-related information, and when he saw Li Yu coming in, he couldn't help but ask:

"Brother Li, how about the little brother go to the Water Margin World now? If there is any danger, come back immediately. ”

I'm afraid you won't be able to come back...... 李裕 says:

"Search Pangu, look at Pangu's paintings, and read some articles related to Pangu's creation to see if it's useful."

"Okay, little brother, let's try it."

Wu Song searched Pangu, saw the painting on the monitor, and looked at Li Yu with some surprise:

"It's really better, although the thought is still there, but it has been suppressed."

Damn, it really works.

I have to add two chicken legs to Brother Dao tonight, and I have made a great contribution!

It's useful to look at the pictures on the computer, and when Zhou Ruotong sends the paintings, it is estimated that this problem will be completely solved.

But correspondingly, it also completely offended the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang.

In mythology, the rank of the Nine Heavens Xuannu is one cut lower than that of Nuwa Niangniang, and Nuwa Niangniang can't sense the real world, and the Nine Heavens Xuannu is even worse.

Well, as long as we don't find it along the network cable, we can keep surfing.

Wu Song read the information related to Pangu for a while, felt that his brain was much clearer, and went to the restaurant with Diao Chan Li Yu for dinner.

Tonight, the B&B is eating beef kang cakes, Zhao Dahu ate a whole one, and at this time he was drinking millet porridge slowly, planning to go back on a slippery note.

Seeing Wu Song and Li Yu coming over, he asked with a smile:

"What's going on for so long, Erlang, you have changed, you used to eat first like me, but I didn't expect to be so late today."

Wu Song explained with a smile:

"Took care of a little personal matter, and delayed some time."

Zhao Dahu, the gossip essence, whispered when he heard it:

"What's wrong? Is there someone in the village who is a matchmaker? Ha, when it snowed a few days ago, my grandmother also opened up to tell me about the matchmaker, and I refused, I wanted to eat the pain of love by myself, and it would be boring if others fed it hard in the mouth. ”

Just you nest in the mountains all day long to strike iron, the bitterness of love, don't think about eating it for a short time.

Li Yu took a bowl of millet porridge, took a bite of the meatloaf from the new kang, and thought that Qin Qiong would go back after staying for two days before, and he didn't know if Pangu's painting could prolong Qin Qiong's stay in the real world.

If you can, you can go back to Licheng for a road trip.

After the meal, Wu Song hurried to the study again, and continued to watch Pangu-related pictures, videos, cartoons, and even to deepen the image of Pangu in his mind.

In order to prevent any accidents in the past two days, he also specially asked the village committee and the Hanfu factory for leave, saying that he wanted to take a two-day break and plan the design of the new house.

Wang Shengli naturally agreed, and planned to make him a dumpling.

And Hao Zhenzhen also planned to recommend a few decoration designers with a good reputation to help, but was rejected by Wu Song.

This time I took a leave of absence to avoid purity and prevent the thoughts in my heart from suddenly exploding, but I didn't really want to design a house.

"Brother Li, if the younger brother leaves suddenly one day and can't come back, please go to my brother's grave from time to time to burn paper, so that he won't ......be lonely below."

Wu Song said angrily as if he was explaining what was going on, Li Yu said angrily:

"Don't worry, no one can take you away, what about the gods, as long as your hand can't reach the real world, you don't have to be afraid."

Well, go back and buy a pair of "man wins the day" ink treasure and hang it in the study, double suppression.

Diao Chan looked at Wu Song's reaction, and also felt related:

"Sir, if the concubine will leave in the future, will you miss me?"

"Don't think nonsense, you don't have to go anywhere, just live in the homestay, and no one can take you away!"

Today, Brother Dao didn't listen to the guests chatting about gossip in the living room, but lay on the carpet in the study and closed his eyes to recuperate, and when he heard Diao Chan's words, this guy turned over, first rubbed Diao Chan, and then rubbed Wu Song, comforting the two like sensible children.

In this way, everyone stayed in the study until more than ten o'clock with their own concerns, and then went back to the room to rest.

The next day, Wu Song's thought of going back was almost gone.

Now his mobile phone wallpaper is Pangu, WeChat avatar is Pangu, and even the background of the dialog box is a bearded reckless man with an ax.

"It's okay, Erlang can have a good rest for two days."

Li Yusheng was afraid that this method would not work, and he was ready to ask Nuwa Niangniang for help through Mu Guiying.

The Romance World of Yangjiafu is completely different from the Water Margin World, but Niangniang is the top saint, even if she can't affect that world, she can talk to the Nine Heavens Xuannu.

Let her let Wu Song go, it shouldn't be a big problem.

But now that you can solve it yourself, don't bother the old mother of our human race, after all, she has been worrying about Tiandao recently.

In order to show his reward for Brother Dao, Li Yu didn't even bother to run, and after confirming that Wu Song was fine, he drove straight to the wholesale market and bought a bunch of meat.

I bought all kinds of pigeons, quails, rabbits and other artificially bred meat.

Back at the B&B, Zhao Dahu had already come back from running, and when he saw the pigeons and quails that Li Yu bought, he excitedly gathered around:

"Is this going to make braised pigeon? Awesome, Li Yu, he can even do this. ”

Li Yu: "......"

I just improved the food for Brother Dao, not as versatile as you think.

But think about the goose oven today, you can buy two suckling pigs to roast them and give Brother Dao a try.

In the future, if you confront the immortals, you have to let Brother Dao contribute, but you can't mess up the relationship.

He said to Zhao Dahu:

"Wait for me to practice, if we can make it, we'll try it, if not, forget it."

Moving the meat to the kitchen, Li Yu saw Wu Song cleaning the stables in the backyard, and went over to chat for a while.

"The little brother is completely free now, although there are still the slightest thoughts, just as a nostalgia for my hometown, it can't affect me in the slightest."

李裕 says:

"I still can't take it lightly, maybe tomorrow will be fine, and there will be an artifact in the B&B tomorrow."

When Wu Song heard this, he first looked around, and then asked uncertainly:

"What does Brother Li want to do? Get a statue of the Nine Heavens Xuannu and smash it in the yard? ”

Li Yu: ???????

You don't think I'm being offended enough to be ruthless, are you?

He said:

"It has nothing to do with the Nine Heavens Xuannu, it's just a painting, a painting that seems to be able to suppress the immortals."

After cleaning up the stables, the two washed their hands and went to the restaurant for breakfast together.

After dinner, Li Yu accompanied Diao Chan to play badminton, while Wu Song soaked in the study, continuing to deepen the image of Pangu in his heart.

Soon, it was Sunday.

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu was operating the computer at the front desk, preparing to log in to the B&B information on a new platform, when he suddenly heard the horn of a car outside.

As soon as he wanted to go out, he saw Zhou Ruotong striding from outside.

I haven't seen her for two days, and this beautiful beauty is even more bright and moving.

"The painting is here, where is it hung? I'll ask the master to hang it up for you directly. ”

Walking into the living room, she didn't care about politeness, so she looked at the wall next to her, looking for a suitable spot.

Li Yu pointed to the wall in front of the living room and said:

"That's it...... Is the painting huge? ”

Zhou Ruotong gestured to the wall:

"The length is nearly three meters, and the width is two meters smaller, which was jointly painted by three famous teachers...... My fourth uncle made a great effort for this painting. ”

It not only costs a lot of money to make an appointment for famous calligraphy and painting, but also has to wait, Zhou Binghou in order to get the blue and white porcelain bowl in the Chenghua period, he filled in the favors.

After determining the position, two workers came in with a toolbox and skillfully measured and punched holes.

When they were busy, Wu Song also came down to help.

When this was done, several people carried the painting in and carefully hung it on the wall.

Only then did Li Yu see the whole painting clearly, Pangu, who was shrouded in clouds and mist and covered in muscles, held a sky-opening axe and cut away a piece of chaos.

Everywhere the axe blade passes, the black falls, the light rises, divides yin and yang, and opens the heavens and the earth.

It is worthy of the great stroke of a famous teacher, portraying the spirit of Pangu very perfectly, and also showing Pangu's fearless spirit of sacrifice for all things.

Seeing this painting, Wu Song suddenly covered his head, which frightened Li Yu into thinking that something was wrong.

Just as he was about to ask, he saw a long-lost smile on Wu Erlang's face.

At this time, there were a lot of people in the living room, and Wu Song didn't show it too obviously.

waited until Li Yu went to arrange tea for everyone, and then he followed and whispered:

"Brother Li, when I first looked at the painting, I felt that a chain in my heart had been broken, all my thoughts were gone, and the ties I had in the past about the Water Margin world had all come to naught......"

Rely on it, it really works!

Li Yu let out a long breath and used the strategy of Pangu Town to press the world in the book, and it was successful!

(End of chapter)