Chapter 169: Ghost Talent Guo Jia! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"What Mr. said, but Guo Jia of Liaodong is the last plan?"
Diao Chan has already finished watching "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and he is still very clear about the characters in it, but he didn't expect this first-class strategist to be a rotten drunkard.
"Yes, that's him."
Li Yu nodded affirmatively, but the evaluation of the rotten drunkard was not accurate enough.
Guo Jia is full of five poisons, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and he is also a pioneer of Wei and Jin celebrities who snorted Wushisan, and the reason why he died young in his thirties was because of drug abuse.
Wushisan is an addiction with extremely excessive heavy metals, if it is really Guo Jia, he will have to quit it, or replace it with less harmful.
Li Yu thought about it and felt that he could get some cigarettes in the past, Guo Jia was a maverick and showed him some famous smoking scenes in film and television dramas, and he would definitely be attracted.
Although smoking is not good for the body, the harm is basically negligible compared to Wushisan.
In addition to cigarettes, you can also exchange high-grade liquor for rice wine that is better for your body, so that Lu Bu can do what he likes, and fool him in the name of "expensive people drink gin", maybe he will also take the bait.
As for prostitution and gambling...... Playing cards can be brought over, nothing to let them come to two games of "fighting the family", everyone should have a lot of fun.
Guo Jia was born in the Yingchuan Guo family, and the ancestors of this family studied the "Xiao Du Law", which is a classic of the law of the Han Dynasty, and if you understand it thoroughly, you can take on some important positions in charge of the law.
Guo's ancestor Guo Gong served as a court lieutenant with a rank ratio of 2,000 stones, and there were also important positions such as Jiuqing among the younger generations, which was a standard family.
But Guo Jia is a side branch of the side branch, and he can't be separated from each other on the genealogy, and the relationship with the Guo family is also average, and after he came out, he even took the initiative to distinguish his family from the Guo Gong family.
Now when the Yingchuan Guo family is mentioned in the classics, it is divided into two families, Guo Gong and Guo Jia...... Li Yu felt that this guy must have been bullied by his own clan, otherwise he would not be so decisive.
Although Guo Jia has an average background, he has a high vision.
Before following Cao Cao, he once went to Jizhou, Hebei Province to find Yuan Shao for an interview under the introduction of Guo Tu, a fellow countryman of the same clan.
As a result, Yuan Shao had not given a notice of retest, but he fired Yuan Shao first, feeling that the lord of Hebei who was the third prince of the fourth world was a showman, not the master he was looking for.
For Guo Jia, Li Yu never had hope, and always felt that this guy with all kinds of poisons was destined to be a strategist for the wife lover Agui.
After all, these two can urinate in a pot.
Unexpectedly, Cheng Lian unintentionally inserted two bottles of two pot heads into the willow, and successfully turned him around.
I'm really sorry to hide it, but I accidentally dug into your corner again...... Li Yu secretly apologized, saying that he would continue to dig and dig next time!
As soon as he thought that Guo Jia might join his camp, he was excited.
Next, the focus of the Three Kingdoms World is to assassinate Dong Zhuo, and someone who is good at scheming needs to make the whole plan, and throughout the entire "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Guo Jia's scheming is first-class.
With this kind of talent to join, why worry about big things!
"Mr. is full of joy, is he happy for Senior Brother Liu Xie?"
When it was time for dinner, Diao Chan followed Li Yu to eat, and when he saw his agitated expression, he couldn't help but ask.
Li Yu opened the refrigerator with a smile:
"I'm glad I got a bottle...... Forget it, a small can, I've got to celebrate with a small can of beer. ”
can't get too carried away, in case it's not Guo Jia, or has been killed by Yuan Shu and made into jerky, isn't it in vain to be excited.
In the restaurant, the meal was ready, Li Yu opened the beer, and ate and drank the dishes made by Xiuhe.
While eating, the voice of a female bandit came from the door:
"Ha, sure enough, I caught up with the meal!"
You're here...... Li Yu was overjoyed, and finally didn't have to worry about the crazy girl.
Diao Chan was also very happy, and went to get her dishes and chopsticks with a cigarette.
At this time, Xiuhe Xiaoju and others were there, Mu Guiying didn't mention Mu Kezhai's matter, but ate and drank wholeheartedly, and noticed that Li Yu was drinking beer, and she also picked up the jar curiously and took a look.
Seeing the color of the wine, the corner of Mu Zhai's mouth twitched, and he put it aside in disgust, obviously thinking of a liquid that was not suitable for talking at the dinner table.
Li Yu: "......"
If you don't want to drink, don't drink, what does that disgusted and sympathetic face mean?
Do you think I'm drinking pee?
Forget it, there's no need to worry about her, this crazy girl is desperately arranging her mother in the real world, and she must be arranging me vigorously over there.
Bandits, seeing the wind and making the rudder on both sides and three knives is a necessary skill.
Especially a certain village owner who is good at changing his face at the speed of light is even more proficient in this way.
After the meal, it was not dark yet, and it was too early to transport the equipment, Li Yu planned to go to the study first and ask Mu Guiying what happened over there to see if Niangniang had succeeded.
"Recently, the village has been too busy, and I haven't gone to Master's side yet."
Mu Guiying took an ugly orange and peeled it, and talked about the latest changes in Mu Kezhai while eating.
The melon and fruit seeds that Li Yu bought before have all taken root and sprouted, and many of them have grown vines.
Mu Yu, the retired owner of the village, guarded the ground every day, not only set up shelves for vegetables such as loofah beans in advance, but also specially led people to build a fence, for fear of being troubled by small animals nearby.
It's normal for him to be so attentive, after all, he has never seen a lot of melons and fruits, plus Mu Guiying is given by the immortals at every turn, and anyone will be nervous, for fear of ruining the seeds given by the immortals.
In addition to the crops, the man who blew up the mine also officially joined the Muke village.
When he was first arrested, the gunpowder master preferred to go to prison rather than be a bandit, and did not want the reputation of his parents and ancestors to be dishonored.
However, after he ate two big pot dishes, and watched two episodes of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the evening, he took the initiative to beg to bring his family over, which fully proved the rationality of the first law of Jingze.
It's a place where you eat well, dress well, and watch amazing movies, which is much better than suffering and being poor outside.
And the fact that he collapsed the lime mine was found out, but it was a great crime to kill his head.
"We opened up a clearing in the back mountain, and let a few people who are interested in gunpowder go over to study it together, planning to use the content of the three major divine books to improve gunpowder again."
Mu Guiying ate ugly oranges and talked about the battle of Song Liao.
"After the Liao State set up a hundred and eight days gate array, it didn't attack again, and Yang Yanzhao didn't move, as if he was waiting for reinforcements from the imperial court, sir, how long will they wait?"
It's up to you...... Li Yu briefly introduced the plot in the original book to Mu Guiying.
Normally, now Mu Guiying has married Yang Zongbao, officially joined the Yang family, and successfully obtained the Book of Heaven and began to study the method of breaking the formation.
But the Tianmen Array was not so easy to break, especially the one hundred and eight arrays were interrelated, and it took Mu Guiying a few months to break a few small formations on the periphery.
waited until Huang Qiongnu, the female general of the Liao State, surrendered, and the reinforcements of the Great Song Dynasty arrived, and the speed and efficiency of breaking the formation were accelerated a lot.
And this time period is half a year later, and it is also the day when Li Yu and Niangniang bet.
Niangniang has already made two preparations, if it works to change her life, let Mu Guiying live this life in her own way, and then obediently go to heaven to be a god.
If it doesn't work, then postpone marrying into the Yang family for half a year.
In fact, as long as she lifts the cover of Mu Kezhai and Mu Guiying herself, Yang Zongbao will immediately come over for revenge a second time, so as to have feelings for Mu Guiying.
"Sir, I don't want to marry a little brat, you must help me!"
Mu Guiying showed off two ugly oranges, pinched the orange peel, and squeezed out the juice inside to play, like a little pot friend in the kindergarten class.
李裕 says:
"Don't worry, I'll definitely help you...... Have you started training soldiers? Even if you succeed in half a year, you have to help the Yang family break through the Heavenly Gate Formation, but don't forget. ”
"I can't forget, Master is also preparing for me."
When it got dark, Mu Guiying jumped down from the barstool and prepared to carry the power generation equipment.
Although this crazy girl has strength, but after all, it is set by mortals, and it may not be able to move those iron lumps that are hundreds of pounds at every turn, Li Yu plans to move the chain on the construction site next to him and temporarily act as a crane.
However, as soon as the two went downstairs, they ran into Wu Song who was off work.
As soon as this strong man with natural power heard that he was going to carry heavy objects, he immediately rolled up his sleeves:
"Don't be so troublesome, just come here."
People who can play with hundreds of pounds of rocks as sandbags can easily carry a power generation device.
Sure enough, when he arrived at the gate, before Mu Guiying drove the electric five-wheeler, Wu Song moved the generator set that was more than 500 catties.
If I had that strength, the next time I played a feather, I would definitely have someone pick up the ball all over the court...... Li Yu thought about the experience of being bullied by Zhou Ruotong on the court, and hoped to be strong.
Mu Guiying drove the car, and Wu Song loaded the equipment with all his hands and feet.
After a few toss back and forth, a full set of power generation equipment, high-grade cement, bundles of rebar and rolls of round bars, as well as steel processing equipment, etc., were all moved back.
In order to facilitate transportation, Mu Guiying has set up a simple "gate" in the open space by the river to transport the equipment directly to the water's edge.
After everything was removed, the owner of the village took off the dust bead on his wrist and handed it to Wu Song:
"Brother Wu, go to your world to clean up the dust, but unfortunately the real world can't be used, sir, you go upstairs and wash your hands for nothing."
It's a shame that I don't have divine power, otherwise I have to split you with two thunders...... Li Yu patted the cement ash on his body and once again realized that things have two sides.
The real world prohibits divine powers, so that the immortals cannot reach out to take revenge on themselves.
But it also eliminates the possibility of using various artifacts, even if he bears the fate of several worlds, he can only be an ordinary ordinary person honestly.
He sighed with emotion, and was just about to go upstairs to take a bath, Mu Guiying pointed to the warehouse that was about to be completed and asked:
"Sir, when the warehouse is ready, do we need to go back from the front and back gates of the B&B to carry our things?"
This question really stopped Li Yu.
I remember that at the beginning, Wu Song and Lu Bu could only enter and exit through the front door, but when they were transporting cabbage to the Bingzhou army, the dog shaving at the back door, and Lu Bu found that the back door could also go back.
Since then, there have been two passages, the front and back doors.
I don't know if the dog can get a passage inside after the warehouse is repaired, so that the administrator can enter and exit the warehouse directly, and there is no need to risk being noticed, and shuttle through time and space from the front and back doors of the homestay.
Go back and get some delicious meat, and talk to Brother Dao about it...... Li Yu couldn't handle this, but he knew very well that as long as he got Brother Dao, all difficulties would be solved.
He said to Mu Guiying:
"You'll know the answer when the warehouse is repaired, don't worry."
Although it is very bad to pretend to be a god stick, in front of the Lord Mu Zhai, it is better to add some divinity, lest this crazy girl throw a flying knife on a whim.
Soon, the air at the gate fluctuated, and Wu Song came back with a huge wine jar:
"Sister Guiying, Senior Brother Lu heard that you like to be drunk with immortals, so he specially asked me to bring more than 100 catties, if it is not enough, I will move some more."
If you want to put ordinary people aside, you will definitely say enough.
But Mu Guiying was used to robbing houses, and when she heard that there was more, she immediately said:
"I also ask the martial brother to say thank you to Senior Brother Lu on my behalf, he can use my dust beads if he wants, next time I will see if the master has any good things, and bring them together, if any of you want to use it, just say it."
Good guys, you're planning to start the sharing economy at your homestay, right?
Wu Song naturally knew the importance of the artifact very well, so he went back and moved a few more altars without saying a word.
"People who have not been exposed to high-grade liquor are easy to get drunk, and Guiying Sister can add it to the self-brewed wine in proportion to dilute it, so that it tastes good and is not intoxicating."
Wu Song's reminder made Mu Guiying's eyes light up:
"Yes, in the future, I can make high-grade liquor, I can mix it with water and sell it to the rich people around, and they will definitely be willing to buy it!"
The rich people around you are also unlucky, not only looted by you, but also deceived by you.
But from the bandit's point of view, she should be regarded as the most sophisticated handful.
In Sheliang Mountain, the surrounding rich families either took the initiative to donate their property to the mountain, or the whole family was killed to the point that no chickens and dogs were left, and even the family members were cut down together.
Mu Guiying left with a full load, Li Yu and Wu Song went upstairs, one went to the study room to start self-study the first Chinese class, and the other went back to the room to change clothes and take a bath with a dirty cement ash.
After taking a bath, Li Yu dried his hair, stuffed his dirty clothes into the washing machine, and went to the study to tell Diao Chan about the lessons of the second half of the fourth grade of primary school.
Cai Yan taught himself, and he had already learned junior high school knowledge, and he didn't fall behind in every subject.
Although the setting of Little Diao Chan is not as good as the family's learning, it can't be too bad, so as not to turn back and ridicule himself with Sun Facai.
Between men, there is always some ridiculous desire to win.
The students you teach are not as good as the students I teach, so it's worth the effort to work on them.
Who else is there besides Cai Yan among the four talented women?
If you have the opportunity, you can also find one and feel the joy of cultivating the gods.
Until late at night, Lu Bu didn't come back, and it is estimated that it will not be so easy to rescue, but with the help of Sun Jian and Liu Bei, coupled with Jia Xu's planning in the middle, it should not be difficult to save a drunkard from Yuan Shu's hands.
It's a big deal to exchange it for a lighter or something.
As for Yuan Shu's kind of dirt bun who has never seen the world, he really gave him a windproof lighter, not to mention the drunkard caught halfway, even if he asked Ji Ling, it is estimated that he would not hesitate.
Early in the morning, Li Yu finished running and went to the gym to do several sets of strength training.
Diao Chan came back from skipping rope, and when he saw that he was training so hard, he said with concern:
"Sir, is it planning to develop both civil and military together?"
Li Yu put down the barbell and said:
"I watched Guo Jia's life again last night, he died in his thirties because of his bad living habits and weak health, I don't want to do this, so I have to exercise more."
turned around and contacted Brother Liang, and he had to urge him to train hard, although the fall of Wuzhang was originally due to overwork in the later stage, but it was still related to his weak body.
If he makes a cup of protein powder every day, he does ten sets of strength training.
Maybe it was not the old north-nosed Zhao Zilong who sold the account of Han De's family, but the prime minister himself who carried the Xuanhua board axe.
After training, Li Yu took the towel handed by Diao Chan to wipe his sweat, and went upstairs to take a shower, and then went to the restaurant to eat.
"The salted egg yolk is delicious, thank you, Brother Yu."
The oatmeal porridge I ate this morning, thinking that Diao Chan loves salted egg yolks, Li Yu specially brought her a double yellow lotus paste mooncake.
Diao Chan nibbled on the moon cake and drank the oatmeal porridge deliciously:
"Xiuhe's sister-in-law said that she killed pigs at home this morning and wanted me to eat pig-killing dishes...... What is a pig-killing dish? Is it tasty? ”
Li Yu glanced at the electronic clock hanging on the wall, only to realize that it was already the twentieth day of the lunar month.
No wonder the pigs in the village have been screaming endlessly in the past two days, it really should be killed, and it is even a little late.
Normally, it should be killed when you enter the wax moon, so that you can pickle some sausages or something, and eat them together during the New Year.
However, this year, most of the people in the village work in scenic spots or Hanfu factories, and they don't have so much free time, so they don't care about processing sausages and bacon.
Kill a pig before the New Year, divide the meat, and then marinate the pig's head and pig's trotters or something, which is enough for the New Year.
Li Yu said to the little girl:
"The pig killing dish is super delicious, the freshest pork, no matter how you do it, is very fresh, even if it is pure fat, it is not greasy to eat, and even a little sweet."
At noon, I wanted to go to the city to find Professor Zhou for dinner, but since there are pig-killing dishes in the village, let's go again in the afternoon, anyway, she is very busy at noon.
Fortunately, Zhou Da Beauty didn't know, otherwise Crayon Xiaoxin would have been unlucky again.
After dinner, Li Yu went to the backyard to feed the horses, and when all the guests at the homestay had eaten, he helped Xiuhe clean up the kitchen, and let her leave work early:
"Xiao Cicada hasn't seen the pig killed, don't let her get too close, so as not to be scared."
"Don't worry, boss, I'll take care of her."
Xiuhe wrapped in a down jacket, put on a military coat, put on a helmet, turned on the electric three-wheeler, and was about to leave with Diao Chan, but Brother Dao jumped into the car in a hurry.
"Brother Dao, do you also want to eat pig-killing vegetables? You have to be obedient, you can't make trouble. ”
As soon as Diao Chan's words fell, Brother Dao impatiently raised his paw and slapped her on the arm:
Deal!
Seeing them leave, Li Yu came to the storage room and turned out two jade streams, which were bought for the workers last time and were not used up.
If it is Guo Jia who is found, give him these two cigarettes.
It is not good to persuade others to smoke, but to persuade Guo Fengxiao, who is a drug addict, to smoke, is saving him.
As soon as he took the two cigarettes into the study, Li Yu didn't bother to open the game and enjoy it, and Lu Bu, who was dressed in red armor, went upstairs in the dust:
"Brother Xian is really clever, it's really Guo Jia!"
(End of chapter)