"What oil? Stinky Boy still arranges me, right? ”

As soon as the gentle and mature voice sounded in his mind, Li Yu felt another brain crash on his head, but compared to just now, this time it was much lighter.

Nuwa Niangniang can actually read my thoughts? That's too little privacy-conscious, right?

As soon as Li Yu flashed this thought in his heart, a cold snort came from his mind, and his mother's brain collapsed one after another.

Hiss...... If you do this again, you will be beaten stupidly, no, you have to find a way to talk to the old mother with heart-to-heart talk, and if you beat me again, I will go to the Women's Federation for help!

"Sir, are you alright, don't scare the concubine."

Diao Chan saw Li Yu stunned in place, and occasionally subconsciously covered his head, as if someone was beating him, but there was no one else in the entire Nuwa Palace ruins, which was too weird!

Li Yu rubbed his head and sat on the threshold:

"I'm fine, I'm just a little tired...... I just saw that there are grapefruit sellers at the gate, can you go and buy one for me? I'd like to take a break here. ”

It's okay...... Diao Chan breathed a sigh of relief:

"I'll buy it now, Mr. stay here and don't move, the concubine will come back soon."

After saying that, she followed the road she came from and trotted to buy grapefruit.

Li Yu rubbed his head, crying and laughing:

"When did this girl learn the stalk in "Back"?"

What am I doing here...... Waiting for Diao Chan to walk away, Li Yu took out the bones in his pocket, looked at the yellow clay statue in front of him and asked seriously:

"Isn't it true that Niangniang can't feel the real world?"

Nuwa's voice sounded in her head:

"I really can't feel it, and even now, it's still very vague about the world you're in...... The bone in your hand is my tailbone, and I can feel it as long as I hold the bone close to the place where I am worshipped. ”

Good guy, you can still operate like this, isn't the rule of no divine power in reality going to be broken?

Niangniang's trick is really powerful, and she is worthy of being an old ...... who has lived for so many years Hey, don't fight, don't fight, mom, I'm wrong, it's really wrong!

Forgetting that now Niangniang can feel all her thoughts, Li Yu quickly gathered her thoughts and begged for mercy while rubbing her head.

"I admit to lying to you, but that was just to scare Gui Ying, who knew you would also believe it...... Let's say okay first, you can't cut off my head, you can't dig out my heart, I'm only eighteen, and I'm still young. ”

Li Yu chattered endlessly, and he couldn't fix his mother:

"What cut off the head and dig out the heart? What are you talking about, stinky boy? ”

Well?

What do you mean?

Didn't the mother mean to kill me and dissect my body?

Li Yu put away his thoughts and said Mu Guiying's previous words one by one, and the mother couldn't help but be happy when she heard it:

"That's Gui Ying said your suggestion, I was curious to mention how long this kid's head is, it's too good, and then I wondered if you have a seven-trick exquisite heart...... I'm a stupid apprentice who can spread nonsense. ”

Well, the case was solved, it turned out that it was really Mu Guiying's female bandit who was the obstruction, causing me and my dear mother to almost turn against each other, but fortunately, my mother was not fooled.

Li Yu racked his brains to praise him, and Nuwa Niangniang couldn't help but interrupt him:

"If you stinky boy go to ancient times, you will definitely be a big traitor with a honey-bellied sword."

Pull it down, I'm going to ancient times, and now the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang should have already whipped me with big ears...... Li Yu complained silently and asked about business:

"Mother, can you use mana in the real world?"

"No, at most rely on my sculpture to keep the conversation going, what are you asking for?"

I can't do anything, so I'm relieved.

Li Yu's originally tense nerves relaxed a lot, and he was just about to sigh that the real world was awesome, but he felt the long-lost brain collapse in his head again.

"I can't use any mana, but it's okay to flick your head."

Hiss...... You said it earlier, and I was so happy.

Li Yu rubbed his head, and felt that he had found the reason why Mu Guiying was a scumbag, and with the character of the old mother, it was not okay to give her Cai Yan.

There were no tourists around, so he sat down on the threshold and asked a few more questions about the immortals.

"Niangniang, can other immortals sneak into the real world like you?"

"No immortal can do it except me."

Nuwa is now in the Sage Great Perfection realm, and the next step is to transform into the Heavenly Dao, so she is now desperately suppressing the realm, lest she become an emotionless and cold Heavenly Dao rule.

Li Yu listened with some curiosity:

"Can't we create a new realm?"

"It's not that easy, at least Hongjun and the others didn't do it, and even the ontology of the Moral Heavenly Venerable has turned into the Heavenly Dao, and only part of the human nature has been transferred to the good corpse of Taishang Laojun, which is also the reason why Laojun's status in the heavenly court is transcendent."

It seems that the operation of the flood system is not as good as that of online game companies.

If you dare to upgrade to level 100, I will immediately set the maximum level to 1,000, and even if you spend money to catch up, I can set the experience required for the last level to an astronomical amount.

Anyway, as long as you are willing to play, you are destined to be led by the nose by the game company.

But the flood system is the opposite, and the number is full of data, doesn't this drive players to other servers?

Li Yumo rubbed the bone in his hand, and then asked:

"Have you found a way to avoid turning into the Heavenly Dao? What can I do for you? ”

Since the gentle and kind old mother is in trouble, then we have to help the children as children.

There was a little more relief in Nuwa's voice:

"It has been solved for the time being, at least in the past tens of millions of years, there is no possibility of turning into a heavenly dao, as for the future, it is difficult to say now."

Tens of millions of years are just temporary?

Mom, there seems to be a slight discrepancy in our understanding of time!

Nuwa says:

"I cut out the tailbone of the body and let Gui Ying bring it to the real world, and from then on I will always be one line away from the Great Perfection, and I don't have to deliberately suppress the realm anymore."

Li Yu's hands trembled, he didn't expect that this crystal clear bone was actually cut off from the mother's body, this is a saint bone, no wonder other immortals can't come.

He asked worriedly:

"What if I go back and meet a master of the Great Perfection Realm who can't beat me?"

"Half of the six great saints have already turned into Heavenly Dao, and the remaining half are also struggling to support each other, and no one will attack each other...... And even if that day comes, I'll just take this bone back. ”

It seems that Niangniang is using the real world as a safe, and we can't help with the saint melee and the like, but it's okay to save the tailbone for Niangniang.

However, he sincerely hopes that there will not be a day when the tailbone will be returned, because that indicates that Niangniang is about to break the boat, and even if she wins, it will be attributed to the way of heaven.

Rubbing the tailbone in his hand, Li Yu suddenly remembered the tailbone of the human body.

It stands to reason that the five caudal vertebrae are only a few centimeters, but Niangniang's bones are more than ten centimeters long, isn't Niangniang a giant?

He was just about to imagine what the giant old mother looked like, when he was hit in the head:

"What are you thinking about, stinky boy? My body is a human head and a snake body, not a human race. ”

Li Yu patted his head and forgot about this stubble.

But when he thought of the appearance of the human head and snake body, he unconsciously appeared in his mind the cartoon of Nuwa Mending the Sky that he watched when he was a child...... Big long worms?

As soon as I thought of this, I felt a pain in my head one after another:

"Big long worm! Big long worm! Let you say I'm a big worm...... No wonder Gui Ying said that she can maintain humanity in the real world, just you stinky boy is enough for me! ”

Feeling the pain in his head, Li Yu hurriedly begged for mercy, called his mother several times in a row, and promised to let Mu Guiying bring the delicious food back, which finally relieved the old mother.

"Don't buy me full sugar for milk tea, it's too greasy; Popcorn is best freshly made, it is not delicious when it is cold; The crispier the fries, the better, and put more spicy powder......"

Listening to Nuwa's chattering request, Li Yu rubbed his temples and agreed weakly.

"A few days ago, my good corpse vaguely sensed a tall man praying and demonstrating a throwing knife...... He's your guy, right? ”

Tall?

Isn't this Lu Fengxian, who aspires to be Lu Fengxian?

李裕 says:

"It's Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms period, I want to learn flying knives from you, and I've thought about it myself, but it's not as far as Gui Ying's shot."

Mu Guiying's accuracy at a target 100 meters away has surpassed that of modern pistols. Even for small-caliber submachine guns, it is difficult to achieve this result without assistance such as sights.

Don't say that Lu Bu is moved, anyone wants to have this skill.

"Gui Ying is the reincarnation of an immortal, and she was specially strengthened by me, and the flying knife is her original setting, ordinary people don't have this opportunity, it is difficult to go further."

In this case, go back and talk to Lu Bu, lest he be stunned.

After chatting about this, Nuwa took a serious feel for this scenic spot, and she said with some dissatisfaction:

"The clay sculptures of the temples here are so complicated? And put the statue of the Buddha on top of me? ”

Although there are ruins of Nuwa Palace in the Guling Mountain Scenic Area, in recent years, Buddhist statues have been enshrined, and their status is all above Nuwa, and there are even Nuwa's mother, Nuwa's grandmother and other settings.

Now that the old mother has returned, she feels that she has a group of elders and is obviously angry.

Li Yu explained:

"The status of different systems is different, such as Haotian, some systems say that they are the creator gods, some have become the apprentices of Taishang Laojun, and some are the incarnations of Yuan Shi Tianzun, etc., which are very complicated...... If Niangniang doesn't like it here, why don't I build a sculpture of yours in the Fengming Valley Scenic Area? ”

I'm worried about whose sculpture to build, since the old mother has now appeared, naturally I have to erect hers.

Nuwa has no objection to this proposal:

"When I put my tailbone in it, I can listen to the prayers of the believers and feel the joys and sorrows of the world."

I'm afraid that I will meet a group of fun people and make you angry...... Li Yu was just about to speak, when Diao Chan came with a big grapefruit, with fine beads of sweat on his forehead, obviously running all the way.

"Silly girl, don't be in such a hurry."

Li Yu hurriedly took out a tissue and wiped the sweat of this girl.

"The concubine is worried about Mr...... Is it better to take a break? Just now, the concubine heard that there is a health center nearby, do you want to go and have a look? ”

"No, no, you can also rest for a while and feel the love of the old mother."

Every day he says that he rejects feudal superstition, but he is superstitious, Mr. is really funny...... Diao Chan sat down next to Li Yu with a smile, and just about to peel off the grapefruit, he felt a warm feeling on his head.

Hey? I think I really feel it.

The little girl felt that the time had come to make a small report, so she hurriedly bowed to the clay sculpture:

"Niangniang, you have to take care of Sister Guiying, wow, she ...... She sleeps and rolls my quilt! ”

Although he was trying to complain, when he really needed to pray, Diao Chan didn't know what to say, and he held back for a long time before he said about rolling the quilt.

After the small report, the girl held the grapefruit and peeled it carefully.

Nuwa said in Li Yu's mind:

"What a beautiful little girl, she is so considerate to you, if you dare to let her be wronged in the future, I can't spare you!"

Good guy, I stayed here for a long time to be beaten, and you became Diao's backer, right?

Li Yu didn't dare to complain too much, but conceived the style of the statue of Nuwa in his heart, but just as he was thinking about it, the Zhengda and solemn version in his mind was forcibly replaced with another shape:

A feminine woman with leaves wrapped around her chest and waist, but a snake on her lower body, is rushing into the air with a cloud of glittering magma in both hands.

Isn't this Nuwa mending the sky?

Mom, you want this, don't you, don't worry, it's guaranteed to be done flawlessly...... Li Yu muttered in his heart, took the pomelo peeled by Diao Chan and was just about to eat it, Nuwa's voice sounded in his mind again:

"This fruit is sweet and delicious, buy more in the future and let Gui Ying bring it back."

Well?

Aren't you unable to use mana?

This is beating children and eating fruit again, and it's almost no different from normal people, right?

"Everything, as long as it is placed in front of the idol is an offering, and I can enjoy it...... But in this world, I can only taste the offering for a short time and say a few words, and nothing else can be done. ”

Pull it down, the brain meltdown just now almost made me a concussion...... Li Yu and Diao Chan ate grapefruit, went around the neighborhood again, saw the golden Buddha statue on the top of the mountain, and found the reason why Niangniang was angry.

Thinking about the statue of the gods, and Nuwa didn't like it here, the two of them walked out with most of the remaining grapefruits.

Diao Chan held Li Yu's arm, reminiscing about what he had just felt:

"It's so gentle, so comfortable, like being in my mother's arms when I was a child."

李裕 says:

"In the future, the statue of our scenic spot will be erected, what can you say to the mother, remember to buy a cup of milk tea when you go, the mother likes sweet drinks."

"Okay, the concubine will definitely not forget."

When she was about to arrive at the gate of the scenic spot, Nuwa's voice sounded in her head for the last time:

"Don't forget about the statue, I'll cut off the contact first, and I'll talk to you when the statue is erected, and goodbye good boy."

Oh, I was beaten from beginning to end, and the old mother finally found out that I was a good child, which was not easy.

Li Yu didn't ask about the Romance World of the Yang Family's Mansion, and Nuwa didn't mention it, thinking that the dust had settled.

But specifically, we have to wait for Mu Guiying to support Yang Liulang to break the formation, and then we can know the final result...... Leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu drove back to Yinzhou.

When passing by the building materials market, he turned in, found a store that made sculptures in the scenic spot, and made an appointment with the boss to go to the scenic spot to build sculptures after the year.

Build a statue of Nuwa first, and by the way, make some murals or reliefs around Nuwa mending the sky and Nuwa making people, so as to deepen the anchor of Niangniang.

In the later stage, you can also imitate Longqi Mountain and build a small temple on the top of the mountain.

After paying the deposit fee, Li Yu saw that it was already noon, and he didn't bother to go back to the B&B to eat, so he asked Diao Chan's opinion:

"Whatever you want to eat, I'll take you to eat."

The little girl tilted her head and thought for a long time, and said a little embarrassed:

"Want to eat roast duck...... I've seen that the travel guide of the capital has mentioned roast duck many times, and I don't know what it tastes like. ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Yu pointed to the car:

"Let's go, get in the car, I'll take you to try it."

Although Yinzhou is a fourth-tier small city, there are still roast ducks, and they are quite authentic.

Driving to a roast duck restaurant, Li Yu went in, ordered a freshly baked puff pastry roast duck, and ordered a few side dishes and desserts, such as cherry foie gras or something, so that Diao Chan had an addiction to eating Beijing cuisine.

The duck cake was placed on the plate, two slices of duck meat were dipped in the sweet noodle sauce and smeared, and a few shredded green onions were put to wrap the duck cake, and Li Yu handed it to Diao Chan:

"That's how to eat, you try."

Diao Chan took it and put it in his mouth, feeling the crisp of the duck skin, the tendon of the duck cake, the tenderness of the duck meat, and the sweetness of the shredded green onions, with a happy face:

"It's delicious, no wonder so many people like it."

Li Yu doesn't like this kind of meticulous eating, relatively speaking, he, a northerner, is more southern, and likes to eat roast duck chopped into large pieces or roast goose dipped in sour plum sauce.

"The Sichuan-Chongqing region likes to combine roast duck with roast vegetables, called roast duck, if you like it, I can make it for you to taste in the afternoon."

"Yes, yes, thank you, sir!"

No thanks, no thanks, you are now the person covered by Nuwa Niangniang, I don't dare to offend...... After complaining about this, Li Yu subconsciously covered his head, and did not feel the old mother's gentle brain collapse, so he confirmed that it was impossible to connect with the tailbone alone.

The two of them ate and drank to their heart's content, packed the remaining duck meat, and bought two roasted ducks separately, and then checked out and left.

After getting in the car, Diao Chan's miser attribute exploded:

"Two or three hundred for a duck, it's too expensive, right?"

I knew it was so expensive, so I chose to eat hot and sour noodles, which are cheap and cost-effective.

Li Yu started the car and said dotingly:

"Don't worry about this money, spend it when you need to, and I'll earn it for you if it's not enough."

These words made the little girl's heart flutter, she waited for a while, and asked with some surprise:

"Didn't you write an essay this time?"

Every time I hear Mr. say that he is obedient, he has to attach an essay, and today is a bit abnormal!

Li Yu turned around and drove in the direction of Fengming Valley:

"I'm in a good mood today, I won't let you write an essay, go back and write a paper."

Diao Chan: "......"

I know that Mr. Bad will not let go of the concubine so easily~~~

She held her mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:

"The B&B eats roast duck at night, Sister Zhou must come."

"Okay, sister will go over after work...... Have fun at Guling Mountain? ”

Seeing this question, Diao Chan thought about it and replied:

"I'm very happy to feel like a mother."

Zhou Ruotong: ?????????

This is an encounter with a god stick, right?

Back at the B&B, Li Yu walked into the door with the roast duck and saw Mu Guiying sitting in the courtyard, holding a pot of oily noodles and garlic cloves.

Seeing Li Yu, the master of Mu Zhai came over with a basin and asked in a low voice:

"Did Sir contact my master? She asked me to listen to you obediently in the future, not to make you angry, and not to roll up the quilt of the little cicada fairy. He also said that if I didn't obey in the future, he would marry me to a stinky boy who pretended to be eighteen-year-old...... Who is so shameless, even pretending to be age? ”

(End of chapter)