Oh, I must know!

Hearing Mu Guiying's oath, Diao Chan covered her mouth and was happy, knowing that this girl would definitely tell the truth, but Mr. Stinky gave the test paper as a gift for the New Year, and he really should let the mother clean it up.

Li Yu looked at the intricate and delicate patterns on the back of the bronze mirror and felt that it should be worth a lot of money.

It's a pity that this is a gift that was personally instructed by Niangniang and prepared by the owner of Mu Zhai, and it can't be sold, otherwise the small flying knife will be thrown over, and the head will definitely be opened on the spot.

After Mu Guiying gave the gift, he dipped the roast goose in the sour plum sauce, and said while gnawing:

"It's your turn, little cicada fairy, Go! Go！ Go！ ”

Diao Chan smiled and took out her carefully prepared New Year's gift:

Qin Qiong's is a dark fur collar that can be used as both a cloak and a quilt, which seems to be custom-made, which is just right for Qin's second brother's height and size.

Lu Bu is a series of sharp weapons suitable for pretending, such as wireless Bluetooth headsets, sunglasses, and portable Bluetooth speakers, which made Lu Wenhou call out surprises.

The gift to Wu Song was a bunch of figurines and wood carvings, all of which were related to Wu Song's fight against the tiger, and Erlang was a little embarrassed:

"It's just a matter of killing a tiger with your bare hands, you don't need to be so high-profile."

But after all, he still accepted it with satisfaction, and even secretly studied the packaging.

After Brother Erlang, it's time for Mr. Stink.

Diao Chan took a rolled-up painting and handed it over:

"If the concubine practices secretly, if she doesn't draw well, please punish him."

Silly girl, even if you draw a cockroach, I am not willing to punish you...... Li Yu took the painting and slowly opened it, only to realize that it was himself painted inside.

The style of painting is very classical, but the content is somewhat modern.

A handsome young man in a black hooded sweatshirt drove a blue electric tricycle and carried a sturdy golden retriever on a mountain road.

If modern sketches or oil paintings are like this, Li Yu doesn't think there is anything, but classical Chinese paintings are very similar to those spoof Chinese paintings on the Internet such as Xiao He riding a bicycle chasing Han Xin and Lin Daiyu wearing black silk.

"Yes, the painting is very expressive, I like it very much."

Seeing Diao Chan looking at him with a look of hope, Li Yu hurriedly praised a few words, for fear that this girl would think too much.

Mu Guiying came over to take a look, and immediately laughed:

"Sir, did you really open like that? I feel so down. ”

Li Yu recalled that at the beginning of the B&B, Sun Facai's whereabouts were unknown, the scenic spot was unfinished, and there was no guest in the B&B, only Brother Dao accompanied him, and couldn't help sighing:

"Before I met you, Brother Dao and I couldn't even eat white water noodles, and the only means of transportation was electric three-wheeled, so I often took Brother Dao out for a walk."

Mu Guiying blinked and asked:

"Didn't we save you, then?"

Wu Song felt that this was not very appropriate:

"It should be to save each other, if there is no Brother Li, we will follow the normal development of the story, I will fall into the grass, the second brother Qin has lost his friend, Brother Fengxian bears the infamy of killing his father, and Sister Gui Ying will also lose Mu Kezhai and a group of relatives......"

He picked up his wine glass and toasted Li Yu with both hands:

"Brother Li, don't thank you for your kindness, it's all in the wine!"

After speaking, Wu Song took a drink and drank it all.

Although Qin Qiong and Lu Bu didn't speak, they all raised their wine glasses and saluted Li Yu as well.

Mu Guiying was a little embarrassed, and picked up the fresh orange juice on the table:

"I'm sorry sir, I said the wrong thing, why don't I blow a bottle alone?"

Li Yu accompanied a few people to drink a glass of liquor, and carefully put away the painting:

"Drinking less drinks is not good for your body...... Little Cicada, continue to send gifts. ”

Diao Chan took out a shopping card from his pocket and handed it to Mu Guiying:

"Sister Gui Ying, there are 20,000 yuan in this card, next time you go to the mall, you can buy your favorite flower clothes."

"Really? You are so good little cicada fairy, no wonder my master praises you every day and asks me to learn from you...... When the time comes, I will buy two sets for Master and give you a few artifacts to use! ”

Li Yu: "......"

How much sin did Niangniang do to accept such a troublesome apprentice as you?

The last was a gift for Xiao Yuefei, just when Li Yu thought it was a school product, he didn't expect Diao Chan to open his mobile phone and show a mountain bike:

"Senior Brother Yue Fei, this is called a bicycle, and you can ride it for exercise...... I placed my order too late, I'm still on the way, I guess it will take a few days to receive it, you have to wait a little longer. ”

When Yue Fei heard this, he hurriedly thanked him:

"Thank you, Sister Cicada!"

After the gift was delivered, Li Yu calculated the amount of money spent a little, and felt that Diao Chan's small treasury had bottomed out, but fortunately, he had collected a lot of New Year's money, and when the gold ingots were sold, the little girl would be upgraded to a little rich woman again.

Next, it's time for Yue Fei.

His gift was simple, a hand-copied military script for each person, and Li Yu was also given a separate calligraphy work:

"This is Brother Yan Qing went to Tokyo on a business trip, and accidentally got a copy of "Nian Nujiao" written by Master Li.

The last time he went back, Yue Fei talked about bringing Master Li to the real world, and Lu Junyi immediately allocated a thousand taels of silver and asked Yan Qing Xingye to rush to Tokyo to investigate.

Yan Qing spent a few days in Tokyo, although she couldn't take Master Li away himself, but it was not without gain, at least she got the authentic work of Master Li.

When Yue Fei came to modern society, the clever Yan Qing naturally would not miss this opportunity to win over the relationship, and specially asked Yue Fei to transfer this work to Li Yu.

"Song Ci written by Master Li himself?"

Diao Chan was eating red dates in the honey yam, and when he heard this, his little ears stood up alertly.

She quietly observed a few people from the Song Dynasty and found that Mu Guiying actually winked at Yue Fei secretly, and Yue Fei's junior brother actually responded, and the little girl immediately felt like she had been stabbed in the back.

Wow guys, you guys want to sneak to the B&B to bring beautiful women.

No wonder Sister Gui Ying has been talking about the topic of beauties recently, is this planning to let the beauties of the Song Dynasty suppress our Han Dynasty?

No, I can't let them succeed, I want to unite with Sister Zhou to defend against foreign enemies!

The little girl was full of drama in her heart, but when she thought that her identity was just Li Yu's cousin, Zhou Ruotong was good to herself, and it was also because of this that she was immediately deflated.

When he was thinking wildly, Zhou Ruotong sent a WeChat message:

"Little Cicada, I wish you a happy New Year, and my sister will send you some New Year's money."

Then there was a WeChat transfer of 50,000 yuan, and Diao Chan hurriedly replied:

"Thank you, Sister Zhou."

After replying to the message, the little girl sighed softly.

If Sister Zhou knew that I was not my husband's cousin in the future, would she hang me up and beat me to death?

When she was melancholy, Li Yu was admiring Master Li's calligraphy works.

The words are in block letters, very beautiful, the words are also moving, and the words are full of melancholy that it is difficult to find a bosom friend and a confidant, which makes people feel pity unconsciously......

is worthy of the four famous prostitutes, filling in a word can make people want to reward, this is going to open a live broadcast, those hao brothers on the Internet are not allowed to play dog brains in order to compete for the first big brother?

No wonder it is more than enough to go back and forth between the emperor and the courtiers, this level is high.

Li Yu sighed with emotion and put the words away.

Mu Guiying took the opportunity to pout:

"I think there is a sense of sadness in this word, can the gentleman help her?"

Help?

How can it help?

There is an emperor by his side, a group of ministers, and all kinds of financial masters, what can I help? Do you want to help her secretly send autumn waves to the emperor and me, and the courtiers?

Li Yu said to Yue Fei:

"Let Yan Qing try her best to find those talents, don't waste time on this kind of thing, before the big gathering, you have to bring in useful talents."

Don't talk about doing business in a good time, what are you looking for?

Turning back to the Jin soldiers, do you expect her to return the Jin soldiers?

Yue Fei hurriedly said:

"When the students go back, they will tell Senior Brother Lu and Brother Yan Qing."

Mr. actually changed his face rarely, is this not like beautiful women? What can I do...... Mu Guiying's face was entangled, and she felt like she was patting the horse's legs.

However, she remembered the management books she had read, and when corrupt officials accepted bribes, they would also say don't want to, but they should take a lot of money.

Is the gentleman pretending to be reserved?

Don't say it, it's really possible, last time the master also said that he didn't like to eat sugar gourds, but then he secretly swallowed his saliva, these old immortals in ancient times are quite face-loving.

Thinking of this, Mu Guiying rubbed her hands and worked hard again, looking like she had seen Li Yu through.

He said no, but he must be very urgent in his heart.

Hmph, I'll explain to Xiao Feifei later, I must increase my efforts and strive to bring Master Li over as soon as possible...... Who else are the four famous prostitutes? All of them are brought over to Mr., saving him from picking and choosing!

Li Yu put the painting away, and everyone continued to eat.

Qin Qiong ate roast suckling pig for the first time, and felt that the way to eat it dipped in white sugar was very chic, he ate two pieces in a row, and said with emotion:

"In ancient times, ordinary people dared to eat like this, I am afraid that they can make the elders angry half to death."

Li Yu sandwiched a piece of pigskin for Diao Chan:

"White sugar is not only edible, but also a strategic material, which can be made and various types of Molotov cocktails, which was how many tanks were destroyed during World War II."

He briefly talked about the working principle of the Molotov cocktail, and Yue Fei's eyes lit up when he heard it:

"Sir said before that the Tefu is difficult to deal with, and if you can throw it with a Molotov cocktail, you will definitely be able to burn the enemy alive...... Sir, is it troublesome to make Molotov cocktails? ”

It's not a hassle, it's just a matter of collecting some beer bottles, filling them with some flammable liquid and sugar, using a cloth as a lead, lighting them and smashing them out.

When playing "Battlefield" and "Call of Duty", Li Yu likes to use Molotov cocktails very much, and even won related titles, but in reality, he has never tried it once.

武松 says:

"Glass bottles are easy to find, and you can buy a lot of them at any scrap station, but flammable liquids are not easy to buy in large quantities except for alcohol or gasoline, right?"

You can still find a way to buy three or five hundred liters temporarily, but if you have more, it will be a bit more difficult.

Li Yugang wanted to say that Molotov cocktails may not be the best choice, and suddenly thought of the documentary he watched a few days ago about Africans making gasoline.

Crude oil is put into large iron drums, a fire is built underneath, and the gasoline is distilled, and this method of making oil is made by local method, and even the local gas stations have been shut down.

If oil had been found in ancient times, and gasoline could have been made from distilled spirits, the problem of raw materials for Molotov cocktails would have been solved.

As for oil, it was easy to find in ancient times, because the word oil was the name taken by Shen Kuo, the first scientist of the Northern Song Dynasty, and he also carefully calculated the use of oil.

According to the records of "Dream Creek Writings", it is not difficult to find oil, and once there is a large amount of crude oil, gasoline can be made in the world of the book in advance.

After listening to Li Yu's words, the female bandit Mu Guiying immediately said:

"When I go back, I ask people to look for oil, and if they find it, they try it with the equipment used to distill spirits...... First of all, if it fails, the gentleman will have to buy us the equipment for distilling spirits again. ”

Hmph, this kind of test can be reimbursed by Mr.

Li Yu sandwiched a piece of big blue crab, first peeled out the crab claws and put them in the sable bowl, and then said:

"If you can find oil, I will buy you industrial distillation equipment, and maybe you will be able to stage the drama of burning the Tianmen Array."

No matter how powerful the one hundred and eight formations are, all beings will become equal in front of gasoline.

Diao Chan eats crab claws as big as his hand, and thinks it is very delicious, no wonder the crabs in the aquatic area of the supermarket are so expensive, they are delicious.

Li Yu peeled some more crab meat, and Mu Guiying couldn't help but hand over his plate:

"The little cicada fairy can't put her plate, so it's better to put it here for me, I'll keep it for her."

Lu Bu took a bite of cumin lamb chops and asked vaguely:

"Will it hurt Tianhe if he uses fire directly?"

Li Yu peeled a crab claw for Mu Guiying without discrimination:

"The Tianmen Array was set up by Lu Dongbin who was angry and went against the will of the Heavenly Court, even if it hurt Tianhe, it would be recorded on his head."

Heavenly Dao just arranged Mu Guiying's fate, and Niangniang was so angry that she retraced time a thousand times, if the cause and effect of the burning of the Tianmen Array were recorded on the head of the stupid apprentice, Niangniang would be able to skin and cramp Lu Dongbin.

Li Yu gave an oversized blue crab to Diao Chan and Mu Guiying impartially, wiped his hands, and ate the roast goose.

Yue Fei picked up half a blue crab and tasted it:

"In the river near Kirin Village, there are a lot of crabs in summer and autumn, can you eat them?"

Li Yugang wanted to say that it was okay, but he was worried that they would eat illegally:

"When the time comes, you can catch some and bring them over, I'll try first."

The speed of time in the world in the book is different, and now the real world is the Chinese New Year's Eve, but Mukezhai is already the end of April, and the Water Margin says that Yue World is even more mid-May, and the season of eating crabs will soon come.

Maybe in the spring of March, you can eat the big river crab that is only available until the end of September.

Upon hearing this, Yue Fei said:

"Now there seems to be one in the river, the students go back and take Tang Huai, Zhang Xian, Wang Gui and other brothers to the river to have a look, if there are crabs, catch some for the teacher."

Qin Qiong had also seen crabs, and asked curiously:

"Can you eat crabs in the river?"

Li Yu nodded:

"Yes, remove the lid and internal organs, wrap it in batter and fry it, it's crispy and delicious, and it's perfect for drinking."

When Mu Guiying heard this, she planned to pull and pull in the river near Mu Ke Village.

If you can eat it, it will be another kind of food to fill your stomach.

Everyone ate and drank while chatting casually.

By eight o'clock in the evening, everyone had eaten a belly.

At this time, the cannon was rumbling outside, and in the distant sky, all kinds of fireworks were constantly blooming, and Mu Guiying couldn't care about grabbing leftovers with Lu Bu:

"Sir, let's get started, we can't let them take away our grace."

Li Yu smiled and said:

"Don't worry, you can't take it...... Let's move all the fireworks we bought to the observation deck, and we'll set them off there. ”

Fireworks will scatter a lot of smoke and gunpowder powder, and if you are too close to the homestay, it will float to the room and window sill, so try to stay away so that everyone can see clearly.

When Mu Guiying hurriedly went out to move, Li Yu took out his mobile phone, and just about to call his parents and parents, he saw a message from Zhou Ruotong:

"Someone, Happy New Year!"

I don't even call my name, right, and the girls in the capital are too rude...... Li Yu replied with a Happy New Year emoji, and symbolically sent a New Year's red envelope of 199.99:

"I wish you a safe and joyful new year, and more and more beautiful."

In the courtyard of Zhou's house in the capital, Zhou Ruotong, who was playing with his mobile phone on the sofa, saw this news, and unconsciously hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled:

"Bad guy, you actually learned to tempt me with red envelopes."

She received the red envelope and was worried about what New Year's gift would be more appropriate for her stinky cat, when Zhou Ruoshan, the boss of the Zhou family's generation, came over:

"Tongtong, who are you chatting with so happy, are you talking about friends?"

Zhou Ruoshan is the son of the eldest uncle Zhou Bingshan, who is in his Chinese New Year's Eve, who lives in the history research room of a certain country, likes to play motorcycles, and is a die-hard member of the Beijing Motorcycle Club.

Seeing the eldest brother coming, Zhou Ruotong thought that Li Yu also liked motorcycles, so he put away his mobile phone and asked:

"Boss, what kind of motorcycle is generally better for boys?"

As soon as Zhou Ruoshan heard this, he immediately became interested:

"Modern motorcycles are generally divided into four categories, road bikes, station wagons, cruisers, and off-road bikes...... You need to decide on the type before you can choose the style. ”

Zhou Ruotong originally wanted to choose off-road, but he was worried that Li Yu would have an accident, and finally said:

"Just a road bike, recommend me one, no more than ......"

Thinking that Li Yu sent a 199.99 red envelope, she directly multiplied it a thousand times:

"No more than 200,000, just open and play."

The stinky guy is willing to buy more than 300,000 yuan when he buys a car, and he can't cherish it, if he gives him a motorcycle that is too expensive, I'm afraid he will be locked in the house and reluctant to ride.

周若山 says:

"There are a lot of options at this price point, Kawasaki, Honda, BMW, Harley, Ducati...... Or you come with me to choose in the past two days, the club has a batch of new cars, and you can choose whichever one you like. ”

"Okay, thank you, Boss."

In the courtyard of the B&B, Li Yu finished a video call with his parents and waved at the observation deck to signal the start.

Mu Guiying immediately took out the lighter, lit a half-meter-high box first, and then trotted back, for fear of missing the most exciting moment.

Soon, clusters of fireworks with sharp whistles burst into the dark night sky and exploded, and the entire sky was instantly illuminated and became dazzling.

"Wow, that's beautiful!"

Everyone took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and Mu Guiying was so excited that she also wanted to move a few boxes of fireworks to Muke Village, so that the children in the village could see the world.

Seeing this scene, Diao Chan clasped his hands in front of his chest and made a wish very reverently.

I hope that Sister Zhou will not hate me, I hope that my husband will not abandon me, and I hope that the homestay will always be my home......

After making a wish, she took out her mobile phone and took a short video of fireworks blooming in the sky and sent it to the circle of friends:

"The fire tree and silver flowers never sleep, all wishes come true for another year, I wish you all a happy new year!"

(End of chapter)